Tue Jan 24 22:44:46 2012
We all know the differences between traditional Cossack clothing and schoolgirl outfits.
Wed Jan 25 19:40:25 2012
Cheslea Grinn. Circus act.
Sun Jan 29 19:43:16 2012
They will point out that they softened him up for her. She will not listen.
Wed Feb 1 19:41:06 2012
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Sun Feb 5 19:40:19 2012
Gotta hand it to Elgie, he takes his injuries a lot more in stride than his current partner.
Wed Feb 8 19:40:48 2012
There goes any normal persons ability to walk.
Sun Feb 12 19:40:26 2012
Ah, there she is.
Wed Feb 15 19:40:50 2012
This is exactly why the doorbell was invented.
Sun Feb 19 19:42:26 2012
Looks more like embarrasment than injury.
Sun Feb 19 21:41:22 2012
Looks more like embarrasment than injury.
Thu Feb 23 10:12:37 2012
He lives!
Sun Feb 26 19:40:26 2012
Technology, ladies and gentlemen.
Wed Feb 29 19:40:33 2012
Miserable git, aint he.
Sun Mar 4 19:40:48 2012
Kandahar was good times for the British Army, back in the day.
Wed Mar 7 19:40:50 2012
Now you know why I dont write science fiction.
Sun Mar 11 20:41:08 2012
If I was Elgie I would be long gone by now.
Wed Mar 14 20:42:02 2012
Political machinations abound.
Wed Mar 14 22:40:58 2012
Political machinations abound.
Thu Mar 15 14:18:04 2012
Political machinations abound.
Sun Mar 18 20:41:09 2012
A similar feeling to incredibly okay.
Wed Mar 21 20:40:51 2012
Not exactly the face one usually pulls when being reunited with their Fortress of Doom.
Sun Mar 25 20:40:38 2012
GOOOOLD
Wed Mar 28 20:40:40 2012
If Agent 47 was a comfort eater.
Sun Apr 1 20:40:39 2012
Crazy lady dancing in the background, but you gotta keep hydrated.
Wed Apr 4 20:40:37 2012
Being snapped back to reality takes a toll on the knees.
Sun Apr 8 20:40:44 2012
Genocide Barbie.
Wed Apr 11 20:04:42 2012
Romantic without the romance.
Sun Apr 15 20:40:27 2012
Odd.
Wed Apr 18 20:40:51 2012
I hate big echoey houses. Because of ghosts.
Sun Apr 22 20:41:35 2012
Look at what Anna Grinn is reading! SAUCY
Wed Apr 25 20:41:02 2012
I can hear HBO licking their lips already.
Sun Apr 29 20:41:17 2012
Purely for titillation. That and to make up for the lack of heterosexuality.
Wed May 2 20:41:58 2012
If he aint got a name in three pages, he aint got a name.
Sun May 6 20:41:21 2012
I wouldnt call it REFRESHING.
Wed May 9 20:40:22 2012
Quite Stalinesque, if you ask me.
Sun May 13 20:41:29 2012
She stubbed her toe on the way out there.
Wed May 16 20:41:18 2012
Always a bell tower. Tradition!
Sun May 20 19:32:46 2012
Weaving exposition into the narrative.
Wed May 23 20:41:13 2012
Apologies to all the Sulo and Nandi fans, they are still setting up Las Vegas.
Sun May 27 20:41:25 2012
Easy enough to spot, I reckon.
Wed May 30 20:41:48 2012
Time for a flashback!
Sun Jun 3 20:41:16 2012
AWWWW SHIIIIIT
Wed Jun 6 20:43:14 2012
An easy mistake to make. I guess.
Thu Jun 7 14:42:14 2012
An easy mistake to make. I guess.
Sun Jun 10 20:42:34 2012
Muse, sleeping aid, makeshift weapon AND conversation lubrication!
Wed Jun 13 20:47:04 2012
I dont think thats how alcoholism works.
Thu Jun 14 14:43:24 2012
I dont think thats how alcoholism works.
Sun Jun 17 20:43:39 2012
If you think I am gonna draw that Damascus steel pattern ever again you are dead wrong, haha.
Wed Jun 20 20:44:37 2012
Aww, reminiscent of Chapter One.
Sun Jun 24 20:42:21 2012
Kind of an elaborate name for chilli vinegar, I think.
Wed Jun 27 20:43:40 2012
Incoming low sounding, dramatic trumpets.
Sun Jul 1 20:56:21 2012
Not the only regiment with a height requirement.
Wed Jul 4 20:41:54 2012
Posh for someone of his station, at least.
Sun Jul 8 20:05:55 2012
The longest surviving spider web in the world is the European monarchy.
Wed Jul 11 20:42:02 2012
And then we build to crescendo!
Sun Jul 15 20:40:37 2012
Well she hasnt been seen to have eaten anything yet, so big bites are excusable.
Tue Jul 17 20:41:34 2012
Well she hasnt been seen to have eaten anything yet, so big bites are excusable.
Wed Jul 18 20:41:45 2012
Uh oh, not the most pleasant reunion I think.
Sun Jul 22 20:41:51 2012
Angus makes Elgie look football sized, it seems.
Wed Jul 25 20:42:09 2012
A little pre-emptive, I think.
Sun Jul 29 20:41:57 2012
First thing any stereotypical warrior race does is laugh in the face of injury. Creative, no?
Wed Aug 1 20:42:10 2012
So Alice dislikes Wilde because of the poem he wrote about her, and Chelsea hates him because he is gay. Pretty sure he would get along with Elgie well enough.
Thu Aug 2 07:42:49 2012
So Alice dislikes Wilde because of the poem he wrote about her, and Chelsea hates him because he is gay. Pretty sure he would get along with Elgie well enough.
Sun Aug 5 20:41:37 2012
Running and jumping out of things is fast becoming a tradition.
Wed Aug 8 20:41:26 2012
Second in command outta nowhere!
Sun Aug 12 20:41:24 2012
Is this important?
Wed Aug 15 20:41:39 2012
Is there a better to way to frame a time lapse than by having a lady getting dressed? Of course not.
Sun Aug 19 20:42:41 2012
Serendipity, the flavour of the day.
Wed Aug 22 20:40:44 2012
Damascus Steel! Makes no difference since hes already done that before.
Sun Aug 26 20:41:21 2012
Typically a cocked gun to the forehead indicates an upcoming monologue, right?
Wed Aug 29 20:41:58 2012
Remember the psychopath lurking in the darkest corners of the room. Or perhaps commenting on a sandwich.
Sun Sep 2 20:41:41 2012
There has to be a reason they break out in smiles when they get hurt. BRAINWASHING?
Wed Sep 5 20:41:25 2012
Shipper Paradise
Sun Sep 9 20:40:31 2012
Chelsea has a habit of appearing behind people.
Wed Sep 12 20:41:46 2012
Never a good sign. Actually, usually a good sign.
Sun Sep 16 20:41:25 2012
Smiles that big never mean anything suspicious at all. Ever.
Wed Sep 19 20:42:01 2012
This some cerebral shit right here.
Sun Sep 23 20:41:55 2012
One can only imagine what fate Suka has sealed for the Union with that little quip.
Wed Sep 26 20:41:44 2012
All the best dashing rogues are bisexual.
Sun Sep 30 20:41:08 2012
Really should start naming all these secondary characters at some point.
Wed Oct 3 20:41:39 2012
Every Union brothel is obligated to have at least one set of twins on hand at any time. For THAT guy.
Sun Oct 7 20:41:20 2012
FUCK KILL IT to quote JonTron.
Wed Oct 10 20:41:17 2012
Nice to see a fella with a sense of humour.
Sun Oct 14 20:41:08 2012
A good bloke, that Mikhael. As far as Russian mafia officers go, I mean.
Wed Oct 17 20:41:34 2012
I thought Suka was the only one allowed to have cutesy tattoos.
Sun Oct 21 20:41:40 2012
I can taste the tragedy. Yum yum.
Mon Oct 22 20:41:57 2012
I can taste the tragedy. Yum yum.
Wed Oct 24 20:43:09 2012
And they all lived happily ever after.
Sun Oct 28 20:41:47 2012
Elgie, master piss artist.
Wed Oct 31 20:42:02 2012
A stare that makes birds drop dead out of the sky.
Sun Nov 4 19:40:57 2012
She probably gets the rest of the required medical treatment offscreen.
Wed Nov 7 19:42:04 2012
A moment of silence for the unnamed soldier. One of them at least.
Sun Nov 11 19:40:41 2012
Rest in peace Terry Callier.
Wed Nov 14 19:40:28 2012
Turning into Chelsea, perhaps?
Sun Nov 18 19:40:18 2012
Jessica Rabbit as told by Eli Roth.
Wed Nov 21 19:41:45 2012
Downton Abbey this aint.
Sun Nov 25 19:41:48 2012
Feel Good Inc.
Wed Nov 28 19:42:59 2012
Suggestive sausage and bean layout.
Sun Dec 2 19:41:31 2012
Must have been a fire at the nudist colony.
Wed Dec 5 19:41:04 2012
Heath Ledger would be proud.
Sun Dec 9 19:43:20 2012
Love is a pulled punch.
Wed Dec 12 19:40:57 2012
Guest starring Sharky.
Sun Dec 16 19:40:26 2012
Aw, I thought that was going somewhere.
Wed Dec 19 19:41:11 2012
Curiouser and Curiouser.
Sun Dec 23 19:43:36 2012
Suka needs to jump to get her head above Alices boobs. Cute, eh?
Wed Dec 26 19:40:09 2012
I just wanted to act smug at the difference between this and previous covers.
Sun Dec 30 19:43:13 2012
Morbidly cheerful, even in the face of unbelievable mental and physical torture. A true Englishman.
Wed Jan 2 19:40:18 2013
Got a point there, Alice.
Sun Jan 6 19:40:18 2013
She makes a strong case, I guess.
Wed Jan 9 19:40:23 2013
A modern thinker by any measure.
Sun Jan 13 19:40:31 2013
Starving a midget in a basement is probably the sort of sin the Catholic church aint thought of yet.
Wed Jan 16 19:40:50 2013
I wanna open a pub that specialises in grim foreshadowing. If only to hang out with the sort of people that would drink there.
Sun Jan 20 19:40:51 2013
Cant see a cheerful resolution from this one.
Wed Jan 23 19:42:38 2013
Drew out a lovely elaborate Estonian church spire, then remembered I had already designed a toilet roll months ago. Arse.
Sun Jan 27 19:40:24 2013
Red eyes = Unfortunate events
Wed Jan 30 19:40:24 2013
Something about a claw hammer makes it the most vicious weapon in the world.
Sun Feb 3 19:40:48 2013
I like to imagine that her voice changes substantially depending on what part of her brain is doing the talking.
Wed Feb 6 19:40:33 2013
Friendship really is magic.
Sun Feb 10 19:40:40 2013
Sponsored by Soul Destroyer Premium Absinth.
Wed Feb 13 19:41:43 2013
Almost had a revelation there.
Sun Feb 17 19:40:17 2013
Truly the Red Queen
Wed Feb 20 19:41:12 2013
It would be weird if he didnt talk to his horse.
Sun Feb 24 19:40:26 2013
Two guys spitroasting a third guy and not a penis in sight. Quite proud of that.
Wed Feb 27 19:44:26 2013
Rollicking start to the chapter, I say!
Sun Mar 3 19:40:23 2013
Every thriving business needs a cold and disinterested receptionist. For comedic value!
Wed Mar 6 19:41:43 2013
I wonder how many customers are aware theres a beaten up dwarf downstairs.
Sun Mar 10 20:40:18 2013
She didnt gob on it so I assume it was wet in the first place.
Wed Mar 13 20:48:03 2013
Well when you put it like THAT.
Sun Mar 17 20:41:35 2013
No one can resist the dreaded Alice Cuddle!
Thu Mar 21 00:40:56 2013
Yup, still at it.
Mon Mar 25 00:40:26 2013
Never miss an opportunity to justify your horrible actions, readers!
Thu Mar 28 00:40:39 2013
Requires the Jaws song, I think.
Mon Apr 1 00:40:17 2013
But not satisfying.
Thu Apr 4 00:40:07 2013
PANEL 2, LOOK AT THE HANDS! ELGIE YOU TRAITOROUS BASTARD.
Thu Apr 4 02:42:01 2013
PANEL 2, LOOK AT THE HANDS! ELGIE YOU TRAITOROUS BASTARD.
Mon Apr 8 00:40:35 2013
You can tell which clothes Chelsea picks out herself.
Thu Apr 11 00:40:33 2013
Several scratches. And stabs, slashes and bullet holes collected over a period of ten years.
Mon Apr 15 00:40:42 2013
That mother fucker has a story to tell.
Thu Apr 18 00:40:23 2013
Cornetto.
Mon Apr 22 00:41:54 2013
Elgewood Q Piddlebottom, inventor of Come At Me Bro.
Thu Apr 25 00:41:15 2013
The kind of metabolism people get jealous of.
Mon Apr 29 00:40:46 2013
I think a free hour at the Old Hotel would make anyone look retardedly joyous.
Thu May 2 00:45:22 2013
Comedic pub names are my favourite thing in the universe.
Mon May 6 00:40:46 2013
Racism added for authenticity.
Thu May 9 00:40:37 2013
That would require you to be sensible Elgie.
Mon May 13 00:40:59 2013
First panel guest written by Garth Ennis
Thu May 16 00:42:38 2013
Domestic violence or gang warfare?
Mon May 20 00:42:18 2013
Dont bring a midget to a knife fight. Except that one.
Thu May 23 00:42:39 2013
A friendly tassle between scumbags.
Mon May 27 00:41:18 2013
CHEATING!
Thu May 30 00:41:06 2013
Took a lot of mental and physical preparation to knuckle this one out.
Mon Jun 3 00:41:14 2013
There are worse ways to go than cradled in Alices bosom. Especially if that is your primary method of payment.
Thu Jun 6 00:40:31 2013
Where hygiene is encouraged but not mandatory.
Mon Jun 10 00:40:35 2013
Quick head shave and a loud shirt and you got yourself a Max Payne bobblehead.
Thu Jun 13 00:40:35 2013
As close to affection as an English person can get.
Mon Jun 17 00:40:40 2013
Caaaaan you feeeeel the luuuuurrrve toniiiiiight
Thu Jun 20 00:41:36 2013
Might as well.
Tue Jun 25 18:40:34 2013
Jack Fucked Up: Summer Edition
Mon Jul 1 00:40:24 2013
The benefits of ballet lessons.
Thu Jul 4 00:42:10 2013
This is just like one of my Japanese animes!
Mon Jul 8 00:42:07 2013
A quick peek.
Thu Jul 11 00:42:15 2013
Heavy zoom for added effect.
Mon Jul 15 00:41:59 2013
Sponsored by my never ending hatred of technology
Thu Jul 18 00:42:03 2013
Pfft, he can walk that off inside thirty seconds.
Mon Jul 22 00:42:16 2013
Revealing scars, the Chimneyspeak version of going Super Saiyan
Thu Jul 25 00:43:23 2013
Zoom for effect
Mon Jul 29 00:43:33 2013
Swell the orchestra
Wed Jul 31 20:41:45 2013
Oh. Huh.
Sun Aug 4 20:43:20 2013
Snap cut for drama.
Wed Aug 7 20:43:29 2013
The most conspicuous inconspicuous meeting ever.
Sun Aug 11 20:41:57 2013
Breaking the fourth wall without breaking the forth wall, by breaking the fourth wall.
Wed Aug 14 20:41:37 2013
Lee Evans?!
Sun Aug 18 20:45:06 2013
Dangling.
Wed Aug 21 20:47:45 2013
Stolen directly from Attack on Titan.
Sun Aug 25 20:47:00 2013
Piggybacks are the most threatening form of interrogation.
Wed Aug 28 20:46:26 2013
Revenge is Elgie and Chelsea's game, Alice is much more sensible.
Sun Sep 1 20:44:44 2013
Harsh.
Wed Sep 4 20:46:53 2013
Baldrick all up in this.
Sun Sep 8 20:47:03 2013
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Wed Sep 11 20:45:48 2013
The reward for Chelsea's head was ginourmous, if you remember.
Sun Sep 15 20:45:42 2013
Jeez, Bonnie.
Wed Sep 18 20:48:37 2013
Aye.
Sun Sep 22 20:45:34 2013
Might as well go out the way we came in. Covered in slime!
Wed Sep 25 20:48:27 2013
Almost looks like Chelsea's hood.
Sun Sep 29 20:46:03 2013
4) 61
Wed Oct 2 20:44:54 2013
4) 62