Tue Jul 19 08:35:36 2011
Weapon Brown 243
Wed Jul 20 00:52:20 2011
Weapon Brown 243
Fri Jul 22 00:39:39 2011
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Mon Jul 25 06:39:41 2011
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Tue Jul 26 00:40:50 2011
Weapon Brown 245
Sat Jul 30 00:39:45 2011
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Mon Aug 1 00:40:04 2011
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Thu Aug 4 00:40:01 2011
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Tue Aug 9 06:46:08 2011
Weapon Brown 249
Thu Aug 18 12:43:06 2011
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Fri Aug 26 06:51:03 2011
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Mon Aug 29 12:48:34 2011
Weapon Brown 252
Fri Sep 2 06:42:36 2011
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Fri Sep 2 13:34:47 2011
Weapon Brown 253
Mon Sep 5 00:42:21 2011
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Thu Sep 8 00:42:29 2011
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Mon Sep 12 00:42:20 2011
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Thu Sep 15 18:42:10 2011
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Mon Sep 19 00:42:28 2011
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Thu Sep 22 18:42:06 2011
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Fri Sep 23 00:41:50 2011
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Mon Sep 26 00:57:03 2011
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Thu Sep 29 00:42:45 2011
Weapon Brown 261
Thu Oct 6 00:48:36 2011
Weapon Brown 262
Mon Oct 10 06:42:43 2011
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Thu Oct 13 07:04:07 2011
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Thu Oct 20 00:42:49 2011
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Fri Oct 21 00:43:47 2011
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Mon Oct 24 08:47:06 2011
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Thu Oct 27 18:42:21 2011
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Mon Oct 31 00:40:03 2011
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Fri Nov 4 00:40:06 2011
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Fri Nov 4 11:40:51 2011
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Mon Nov 7 19:19:56 2011
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Sun Nov 13 20:57:55 2011
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Fri Nov 18 02:39:59 2011
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Tue Nov 22 01:26:35 2011
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Tue Nov 22 11:50:07 2011
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Thu Nov 24 13:39:39 2011
Is it that day AGAIN??
Sat Nov 26 03:39:25 2011
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Wed Nov 30 21:39:38 2011
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Sun Dec 4 03:39:50 2011
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Wed Dec 7 21:39:31 2011
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Mon Dec 12 03:39:29 2011
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Fri Dec 16 19:42:49 2011
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Tue Dec 20 19:39:46 2011
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Sat Dec 24 13:39:55 2011
Merry Christmas, Blockheads.
Thu Dec 29 21:39:21 2011
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Fri Dec 30 03:39:35 2011
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Fri Jan 6 19:39:40 2012
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Sat Jan 7 03:39:49 2012
Weapon Brown 283
Tue Jan 10 13:39:50 2012
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Sat Jan 14 19:39:42 2012
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Mon Jan 16 03:39:25 2012
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Wed Jan 18 13:39:38 2012
Stop SOPA
Thu Jan 19 03:39:32 2012
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Fri Jan 20 21:39:31 2012
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Tue Jan 24 03:39:25 2012
Weapon Brown 288
Sat Jan 28 19:39:20 2012
Weapon Brown 289
Mon Jan 30 03:40:09 2012
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Mon Feb 6 03:39:51 2012
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Thu Feb 9 03:43:44 2012
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Mon Feb 13 03:39:27 2012
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Thu Feb 16 03:39:34 2012
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Fri Feb 24 03:39:26 2012
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Mon Feb 27 03:39:30 2012
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Thu Mar 1 03:39:31 2012
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Mon Mar 5 03:40:10 2012
You: Oh God, is he still going on about that??
Tue Mar 6 03:40:24 2012
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Wed Mar 14 14:20:12 2012
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Fri Mar 16 04:40:02 2012
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Mon Mar 19 14:40:13 2012
Weapon Brown 301
Thu Mar 22 04:40:38 2012
Weapon Brown 302
Mon Mar 26 04:39:49 2012
Weapon Brown 303
Sun Apr 1 04:39:47 2012
His Brown-ness, Mr. Weapon #303 and 1/2
Mon Apr 30 04:40:52 2012
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Thu May 3 00:41:51 2012
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Mon May 7 04:40:18 2012
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Thu May 10 04:39:41 2012
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Mon May 14 04:39:50 2012
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Thu May 17 04:40:36 2012
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Thu May 17 14:39:37 2012
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Fri May 25 14:41:42 2012
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Mon May 28 20:41:15 2012
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Thu May 31 20:40:52 2012
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Tue Jun 5 04:40:30 2012
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Thu Jun 7 04:41:30 2012
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Mon Jun 11 20:41:00 2012
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Thu Jun 14 04:40:57 2012
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Mon Jun 18 04:42:17 2012
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Mon Jun 25 14:41:34 2012
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Sat Jun 30 04:44:38 2012
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Mon Jul 2 04:53:40 2012
Weapon Brown: Road Trip
Mon Jul 9 04:41:43 2012
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Mon Jul 16 20:41:10 2012
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Sat Jul 21 04:40:43 2012
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Sat Jul 28 04:39:48 2012
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Sat Aug 4 04:41:20 2012
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Mon Aug 6 04:40:47 2012
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Mon Aug 20 04:39:52 2012
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Fri Aug 24 04:39:42 2012
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Sat Sep 1 22:40:42 2012
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Mon Sep 17 04:41:05 2012
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Thu Sep 20 04:41:14 2012
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Wed Sep 26 22:40:32 2012
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Sat Sep 29 14:39:23 2012
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Mon Oct 8 20:39:31 2012
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Mon Oct 8 22:40:20 2012
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Tue Oct 16 14:40:01 2012
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Sat Oct 27 20:40:32 2012
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Tue Oct 30 04:41:28 2012
It’s The Great Pumpkin, Weapon Brown- Part 1
Wed Oct 31 04:39:47 2012
It’s The Great Pumpkin, Weapon Brown- Part 2
Sat Nov 3 04:39:41 2012
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Sat Nov 10 19:39:29 2012
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Mon Nov 19 03:39:24 2012
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Thu Nov 22 03:39:39 2012
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Thu Nov 22 13:41:03 2012
Weapon Brown 338
Sun Nov 25 19:39:23 2012
Weapon Brown 338
Fri Dec 7 03:40:19 2012
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Fri Dec 7 13:39:44 2012
Weapon Brown 339
Wed Dec 12 03:39:29 2012
Coffee Break: Christmas Joy
Sun Dec 16 19:39:25 2012
Coffee Break: Christmas Joy
Mon Dec 17 03:39:35 2012
Coffee Break: Panel Monster
Fri Dec 21 13:40:56 2012
Fah hoo R’lyeh, Dah Hoo R’lyeh…!
Fri Dec 28 03:39:23 2012
Coffe Break: Rocket Cake
Fri Dec 28 19:39:21 2012
Coffee Break: Rocket Cake
Mon Jan 7 03:39:20 2013
Coffee Break: Ghost Therapist
Mon Jan 14 03:39:53 2013
Coffee Break: Bad Guy With A Gun
Mon Jan 21 03:39:24 2013
Weapon Brown 1
Tue Jan 22 03:39:38 2013
Weapon Brown 2
Wed Jan 23 03:39:32 2013
Weapon Brown 3
Thu Jan 24 03:39:27 2013
Weapon Brown 4
Fri Jan 25 03:39:35 2013
Coffee Break: Picky Alien
Mon Jan 28 03:39:49 2013
Weapon Brown 5
Tue Jan 29 03:39:43 2013
Weapon Brown 6
Wed Jan 30 03:39:28 2013
Weapon Brown 7
Thu Jan 31 03:40:24 2013
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Fri Feb 1 03:39:32 2013
Coffe Break: Moth Money
Mon Feb 4 03:39:29 2013
Weapon Brown 9
Tue Feb 5 03:39:37 2013
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Wed Feb 6 03:39:33 2013
Weapon Brown 11
Thu Feb 7 03:41:28 2013
Weapon Brown 12
Fri Feb 8 03:40:42 2013
Coffee Break: Kobra!
Mon Feb 11 03:39:45 2013
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Tue Feb 12 03:39:36 2013
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Wed Feb 13 03:39:49 2013
Weapon Brown 15
Thu Feb 14 03:39:27 2013
Weapon Brown 16
Fri Feb 15 03:39:28 2013
Coffee Break: Self-Conscious Worm
Mon Feb 18 03:39:25 2013
Weapon Brown 17
Tue Feb 19 03:39:27 2013
Weapon Brown 18
Wed Feb 20 03:39:29 2013
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Thu Feb 21 03:45:23 2013
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Fri Feb 22 03:39:31 2013
Coffee Break: GOPocalypse
Mon Feb 25 03:39:28 2013
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Tue Feb 26 03:39:36 2013
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Wed Feb 27 03:39:24 2013
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Thu Feb 28 03:39:56 2013
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Fri Mar 1 03:39:29 2013
Coffee Break: Schrodinger’s Cat
Mon Mar 4 03:39:40 2013
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Tue Mar 5 03:40:44 2013
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Wed Mar 6 03:39:57 2013
Weapon Brown 27
Thu Mar 7 03:44:00 2013
Weapon Brown 28
Fri Mar 8 03:40:36 2013
Coffee Break: Vader Voice
Mon Mar 11 04:41:40 2013
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Tue Mar 12 04:42:50 2013
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Wed Mar 13 04:41:34 2013
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Thu Mar 14 04:41:08 2013
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Fri Mar 15 14:40:12 2013
Coffee Break: Matricide
Mon Mar 18 04:39:39 2013
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Tue Mar 19 04:39:38 2013
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Wed Mar 20 08:39:32 2013
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Thu Mar 21 00:40:09 2013
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Fri Mar 22 02:43:22 2013
Coffee Break: Homeless Clown
Mon Mar 25 00:39:45 2013
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Tue Mar 26 00:41:40 2013
Weapon Brown 38
Wed Mar 27 00:41:15 2013
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Fri Mar 29 00:40:36 2013
Weapon Brown 40
Fri Mar 29 02:39:22 2013
Coffee Break: Bad Hair Life
Mon Apr 1 00:39:31 2013
Weapon Brown 41
Mon Apr 1 02:39:49 2013
Weapon Brown 41
Tue Apr 2 00:39:26 2013
Weapon Brown 42
Wed Apr 3 00:41:54 2013
Weapon Brown 43
Thu Apr 4 00:39:23 2013
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Fri Apr 5 11:39:27 2013
Coffee Break: New Pet
Mon Apr 8 00:39:42 2013
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Tue Apr 9 00:39:26 2013
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Wed Apr 10 00:40:02 2013
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Thu Apr 11 00:39:47 2013
Weapon Brown 48
Fri Apr 12 08:39:49 2013
Coffee Break: The Facts of Life
Mon Apr 15 00:39:43 2013
Weapon Brown 49
Tue Apr 16 00:39:47 2013
Weapon Brown 50
Wed Apr 17 00:41:02 2013
Weapon Minus Brown
Thu Apr 18 00:39:26 2013
Weapon Brown 51
Sat Apr 20 11:09:40 2013
Coffee Break: Boston Massacre
Mon Apr 22 00:41:00 2013
Weapon Brown 52
Tue Apr 23 00:41:12 2013
Weapon Brown 53
Wed Apr 24 00:41:40 2013
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Thu Apr 25 00:40:16 2013
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Sat Apr 27 11:40:54 2013
Coffee Break: One Ball Says It All
Mon Apr 29 00:39:45 2013
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Tue Apr 30 00:39:50 2013
Weapon Brown 57
Wed May 1 00:40:26 2013
Weapon Brown 58
Thu May 2 00:42:50 2013
Weapon Brown 59
Fri May 3 08:39:34 2013
Coffee Break: First Day on the Job
Mon May 6 00:39:59 2013
Weapon Brown 60
Tue May 7 00:39:51 2013
Weapon Brown 61
Wed May 8 00:39:31 2013
Weapon Brown 62
Thu May 9 00:39:39 2013
Weapon Brown 63
Fri May 10 00:41:57 2013
Coffee Break: Dress Code
Mon May 13 00:39:45 2013
Weapon Brown 64
Tue May 14 00:39:50 2013
Weapon Brown 65
Wed May 15 00:39:38 2013
Weapon Brown 66
Thu May 16 00:39:55 2013
Weapon Brown 67 + 68
Fri May 17 11:41:08 2013
Coffee Break: Initial Here
Mon May 20 00:41:22 2013
Weapon Brown 69
Tue May 21 00:39:51 2013
Weapon Brown 70
Wed May 22 00:39:36 2013
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Thu May 23 00:41:44 2013
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Fri May 24 18:39:50 2013
Coffee Break: Teach By Example
Mon May 27 00:40:28 2013
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Tue May 28 00:39:50 2013
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Wed May 29 00:39:28 2013
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Thu May 30 00:39:58 2013
Weapon Brown 76
Fri May 31 18:39:47 2013
Coffee Break: Optimus Prime’s Check Up
Mon Jun 3 00:40:20 2013
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Tue Jun 4 00:40:05 2013
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Wed Jun 5 00:39:46 2013
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Thu Jun 6 00:39:42 2013
Weapon Brown 80
Mon Jun 10 00:39:42 2013
Weapon Brown 81
Tue Jun 11 00:39:32 2013
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Wed Jun 12 00:39:47 2013
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Thu Jun 13 00:39:40 2013
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Fri Jun 14 00:39:47 2013
Coffee Break: Call Scout
Mon Jun 17 00:39:29 2013
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Tue Jun 18 00:39:39 2013
Weapon Brown 86
Wed Jun 19 00:39:40 2013
Weapon Brown 87
Thu Jun 20 00:40:41 2013
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Fri Jun 21 00:39:42 2013
Coffee Break: Stranger in a Strange Land
Mon Jun 24 00:39:37 2013
Weapon Brown 89
Tue Jun 25 00:39:39 2013
Weapon Brown 90
Wed Jun 26 00:39:39 2013
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Thu Jun 27 00:39:37 2013
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Sat Jun 29 00:39:50 2013
Coffee Break: Larry and Pierre
Mon Jul 1 00:39:38 2013
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Tue Jul 2 00:39:41 2013
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Wed Jul 3 00:39:45 2013
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Thu Jul 4 00:39:42 2013
Weapon Brown 96
Sat Jul 6 18:39:34 2013
Coffee Break: First Contact
Mon Jul 8 00:39:44 2013
Weapon Minus Brown
Tue Jul 9 00:41:07 2013
Weapon Brown 97
Wed Jul 10 00:40:21 2013
Weapon Brown 98
Thu Jul 11 00:39:44 2013
Weapon Brown 99
Mon Jul 15 00:39:38 2013
Weapon Brown 100
Tue Jul 16 00:39:49 2013
Weapon Brown 101
Wed Jul 17 00:39:36 2013
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Thu Jul 18 00:39:45 2013
Weapon Brown 103
Fri Jul 19 00:39:37 2013
Coffee Break: Shabby Chic
Mon Jul 22 00:39:46 2013
Weapon Brown 104
Tue Jul 23 00:39:34 2013
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Wed Jul 24 00:39:53 2013
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Thu Jul 25 00:39:31 2013
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Fri Jul 26 00:39:39 2013
Coffee Break: Unpretentious Potato
Mon Jul 29 00:39:33 2013
Weapon Brown 108
Tue Jul 30 00:39:50 2013
Weapon Brown 109
Wed Jul 31 00:39:30 2013
Weapon Brown 110
Thu Aug 1 00:39:26 2013
Weapon Brown 111
Fri Aug 2 00:39:40 2013
Coffee Break: Telekiwhatsis
Mon Aug 5 00:46:53 2013
Weapon Brown 112
Tue Aug 6 00:39:26 2013
Weapon Brown 113
Wed Aug 7 00:39:47 2013
Weapon Brown 114
Thu Aug 8 00:40:01 2013
Weapon Brown 115
Fri Aug 9 00:39:26 2013
Coffee Break: The Amazing Mittens
Mon Aug 12 00:39:59 2013
Weapon Brown 116
Tue Aug 13 00:39:39 2013
Weapon Brown 117
Wed Aug 14 00:39:35 2013
Weapon Brown 118
Thu Aug 15 00:39:46 2013
Weapon Brown 119
Fri Aug 16 00:40:01 2013
Coffee Break: Boo-Nothing Congress
Mon Aug 19 00:39:32 2013
Weapon Brown 120
Tue Aug 20 00:41:42 2013
Weapon Brown 121
Wed Aug 21 00:39:35 2013
Weapon Brown 122
Thu Aug 22 00:39:28 2013
Weapon Brown 123
Fri Aug 23 00:39:51 2013
Coffee Break: Lonely Mountain
Mon Aug 26 00:39:51 2013
Weapon Brown 124
Tue Aug 27 00:39:54 2013
Weapon Brown 125
Wed Aug 28 00:39:46 2013
Weapon Brown 126
Thu Aug 29 00:40:32 2013
Weapon Brown 127
Mon Sep 2 00:39:36 2013
Weapon Brown 128
Tue Sep 3 00:39:52 2013
Weapon Brown 129
Wed Sep 4 00:39:35 2013
Weapon Brown 130
Thu Sep 5 00:39:55 2013
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Fri Sep 6 00:39:47 2013
Coffee Break: Trouble Maker
Mon Sep 9 00:06:42 2013
Weapon Brown 132
Tue Sep 10 00:40:18 2013
Weapon Brown 133
Wed Sep 11 00:41:52 2013
Weapon Brown 134
Thu Sep 12 00:40:14 2013
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Fri Sep 13 00:40:26 2013
Coffee Break: Attitude of Gratitude
Mon Sep 16 00:40:21 2013
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Tue Sep 17 00:40:11 2013
Weapon Brown 137
Wed Sep 18 00:40:38 2013
Weapon Brown 138
Thu Sep 19 00:41:34 2013
Weapon Brown 139
Mon Sep 23 00:43:25 2013
Weapon Brown 140
Tue Sep 24 00:40:23 2013
Weapon Brown 141
Wed Sep 25 00:40:17 2013
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Thu Sep 26 00:44:50 2013
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Fri Sep 27 00:40:23 2013
Coffe Break: Payback
Mon Sep 30 00:53:35 2013
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Tue Oct 1 00:40:12 2013
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Wed Oct 2 00:40:41 2013
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Thu Oct 3 00:40:29 2013
Weapon Brown 147
Mon Oct 7 00:39:18 2013
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Tue Oct 8 00:42:38 2013
Weapon Brown 149
Wed Oct 9 00:41:04 2013
Weapon Brown 150
Thu Oct 10 00:40:47 2013
Weapon Brown 151
Fri Oct 11 00:42:17 2013
Coffee Break: Princess Poyndextra
Mon Oct 14 00:39:26 2013
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Tue Oct 15 00:39:21 2013
Weapon Brown 153
Wed Oct 16 00:39:18 2013
Weapon Brown 154
Thu Oct 17 00:41:38 2013
Weapon Brown 155
Mon Oct 21 00:39:24 2013
Weapon Brown 156
Tue Oct 22 00:39:25 2013
Weapon Brown 157
Wed Oct 23 00:39:52 2013
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Thu Oct 24 00:39:22 2013
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Fri Oct 25 00:39:19 2013
Coffee Break: Sign Language
Mon Oct 28 00:39:17 2013
Weapon Brown 160
Tue Oct 29 00:39:48 2013
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Wed Oct 30 00:39:40 2013
Weapon Brown 162
Thu Oct 31 00:39:54 2013
Weapon Brown 163
Mon Nov 4 00:39:17 2013
Weapon Brown 163
Tue Nov 5 00:39:31 2013
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Wed Nov 6 00:39:47 2013
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Thu Nov 7 00:39:23 2013
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Fri Nov 8 20:40:58 2013
17,000 Ways to Say “I Love You”
Fri Nov 8 22:40:48 2013
17,000 Ways to Say “I Love You”
Mon Nov 11 00:39:29 2013
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Tue Nov 12 00:39:46 2013
Weapon Brown 168
Wed Nov 13 00:39:35 2013
Weapon Brown 169
Thu Nov 14 00:39:37 2013
Weapon Brown 170
Fri Nov 15 14:39:29 2013
Coffee Break: Brothers and Sisters… Ain’t We Havin’ Fun?
Mon Nov 18 00:39:41 2013
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Tue Nov 19 00:39:36 2013
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Wed Nov 20 00:39:37 2013
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Thu Nov 21 00:39:36 2013
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Fri Nov 22 00:39:51 2013
Guest Artist: Rene Castellano
Mon Nov 25 00:39:35 2013
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Tue Nov 26 00:39:31 2013
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Wed Nov 27 00:39:34 2013
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Thu Nov 28 00:39:35 2013
A Weapon Brown Thanksgiving
Fri Nov 29 00:39:52 2013
Guest Artist: Stephen Notley
Mon Dec 2 00:39:34 2013
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Tue Dec 3 00:39:45 2013
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Wed Dec 4 00:39:50 2013
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Thu Dec 5 00:39:32 2013
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Fri Dec 6 00:40:11 2013
Guest Strip: Justin Pasieka and James Randell
Mon Dec 9 00:39:49 2013
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Tue Dec 10 00:39:41 2013
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Wed Dec 11 00:39:39 2013
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Thu Dec 12 00:40:59 2013
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Mon Dec 16 00:39:54 2013
Weapon Brown 187 Begin Mods Here
Tue Dec 17 00:41:02 2013
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Wed Dec 18 00:39:36 2013
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Thu Dec 19 00:39:48 2013
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Sat Dec 21 14:40:27 2013
Coffee Break: Wegpocalypse Now
Sat Dec 21 17:39:52 2013
Coffee Break: Wegpocalypse Now
Mon Dec 23 00:39:39 2013
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Tue Dec 24 00:39:36 2013
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Wed Dec 25 00:41:04 2013
Re-gift THIS, bitchez!
Thu Dec 26 00:40:50 2013
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Fri Dec 27 00:39:59 2013
Weapon Brown 194
Mon Dec 30 00:40:44 2013
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Tue Dec 31 00:40:11 2013
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Wed Jan 1 00:39:42 2014
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Thu Jan 2 00:40:15 2014
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Mon Jan 6 00:39:33 2014
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Tue Jan 7 00:41:23 2014
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Wed Jan 8 00:42:52 2014
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Thu Jan 9 00:39:38 2014
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Fri Jan 10 00:39:32 2014
Coffee Break: Love Seat
Mon Jan 13 00:40:53 2014
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Tue Jan 14 00:39:31 2014
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Wed Jan 15 00:39:41 2014
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Thu Jan 16 00:39:34 2014
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Fri Jan 17 00:39:29 2014
Coffee Break: World War 404
Mon Jan 20 00:40:11 2014
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Tue Jan 21 00:40:38 2014
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Wed Jan 22 00:39:53 2014
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Thu Jan 23 00:40:13 2014
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Fri Jan 24 00:39:57 2014
Coffee Break: Talking Bottle
Mon Jan 27 14:42:59 2014
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Tue Jan 28 00:39:50 2014
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Wed Jan 29 00:39:41 2014
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Thu Jan 30 00:39:39 2014
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Sun Feb 2 00:39:42 2014
Coffee Break: Junk Science
Mon Feb 3 00:39:53 2014
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Tue Feb 4 00:04:51 2014
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Wed Feb 5 00:41:06 2014
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Thu Feb 6 00:39:28 2014
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Fri Feb 7 00:41:08 2014
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Mon Feb 10 00:41:28 2014
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Tue Feb 11 00:41:24 2014
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Wed Feb 12 00:40:29 2014
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Thu Feb 13 00:43:10 2014
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Fri Feb 14 00:39:53 2014
Weapon Brown- Man’s Best Friend
Mon Feb 17 00:39:41 2014
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Tue Feb 18 00:41:30 2014
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Wed Feb 19 00:40:00 2014
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Wed Feb 19 02:39:30 2014
Weapon Brown 227
Thu Feb 20 00:39:36 2014
Weapon Brown 228
Thu Feb 20 14:40:15 2014
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Fri Feb 21 00:39:54 2014
Coffee Break: Out of Pocket
Fri Feb 21 17:40:12 2014
Coffee Break: Out of Pocket
Mon Feb 24 00:40:09 2014
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Tue Feb 25 00:39:32 2014
Weapon Brown 230
Wed Feb 26 00:39:23 2014
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Thu Feb 27 00:39:43 2014
Weapon Brown 232
Sat Mar 1 02:39:24 2014
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Mon Mar 3 00:42:52 2014
Weapon Brown 233
Tue Mar 4 00:41:15 2014
Weapon Brown 234
Wed Mar 5 00:39:32 2014
Weapon Brown 235
Thu Mar 6 00:40:07 2014
Weapon Brown 236
Fri Mar 7 00:39:35 2014
Coffee Break: Loony Toon
Sun Mar 9 03:02:06 2014
Coffee Break: Loony Toon
Mon Mar 10 00:41:09 2014
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Tue Mar 11 00:40:51 2014
Weapon Brown 238
Wed Mar 12 00:39:54 2014
Weapon Brown 239
Thu Mar 13 00:39:33 2014
Weapon Brown 240
Thu Mar 13 02:39:33 2014
Weapon Brown 240
Fri Mar 14 02:39:47 2014
Coffee Break: iNag
Fri Mar 14 20:39:54 2014
Coffee Break: iNag
Mon Mar 17 00:39:36 2014
Weapon Brown 241
Mon Mar 17 14:40:28 2014
Weapon Brown 241
Tue Mar 18 00:40:49 2014
Weapon Brown 242
Wed Mar 19 00:39:35 2014
Weapon Brown 243
Thu Mar 20 00:39:46 2014
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Fri Mar 21 00:39:42 2014
Weapon Brain
Mon Mar 24 08:41:59 2014
Weapon Brown 245
Mon Mar 24 14:39:40 2014
Weapon Brown 245
Tue Mar 25 00:39:36 2014
Weapon Brown 246
Tue Mar 25 02:39:31 2014
Weapon Brown 246
Wed Mar 26 00:39:37 2014
Weapon Brown 247
Thu Mar 27 00:39:34 2014
Weapon Brown 248
Fri Mar 28 17:39:34 2014
Coffee Break: Answered Prayer
Mon Mar 31 00:39:32 2014
Weapon Brown 249
Tue Apr 1 00:40:50 2014
Weapon Brown 250
Tue Apr 1 08:40:09 2014
Weapon Brown 250
Wed Apr 2 00:39:34 2014
Weapon Brown 251
Thu Apr 3 00:39:38 2014
Weapon Brown 252
Thu Apr 3 14:39:44 2014
Weapon Brown 252
Fri Apr 4 20:39:36 2014
Coffee Break: Worker Bee
Mon Apr 7 00:41:22 2014
Weapon Brown 253
Tue Apr 8 00:39:36 2014
Weapon Brown 254
Wed Apr 9 00:39:31 2014
Weapon Brown 255
Thu Apr 10 00:39:51 2014
Weapon Brown 256
Fri Apr 11 00:39:43 2014
Coffee Break: Smug
Sat Apr 12 14:39:39 2014
Coffee Break: Smug
Mon Apr 14 00:39:27 2014
Weapon Brown 257
Tue Apr 15 00:39:36 2014
Weapon Brown 258
Wed Apr 16 00:39:36 2014
Weapon Brown 259
Thu Apr 17 00:39:31 2014
Weapon Brown 260
Mon Apr 21 00:40:03 2014
Weapon Brown 261
Tue Apr 22 00:39:53 2014
Weapon Brown 262
Tue Apr 22 22:41:38 2014
Weapon Brown 262
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Coffee Break: Paramedic Cop
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Coffee Break: Paramedic Cop
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Coffee Break: Sphinx.com
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Coffee Break: Pirate Pitch
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Coffee Break: Boogers
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Coffee Break: Pirates of the Royal Caribbean
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Coffee Break: Comedy Gold
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Coffee Break: Salad Days
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Potholes Ahead!
Fri Oct 10 14:39:48 2014
Potholes Ahead!
Sat Nov 1 17:39:50 2014
Corpses A’Poppin!
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Corpses A’Poppin!
Mon Nov 10 00:39:30 2014
Out of the Frying Pan 1
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Out of the Frying Pan 2
Mon Nov 24 00:39:22 2014
Out of the Frying Pan 3
Mon Dec 1 00:39:48 2014
Out of the Frying Pan 4
Tue Dec 2 14:40:04 2014
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Mon Dec 8 00:39:23 2014
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Mon Dec 15 02:39:05 2014
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Mon Dec 22 00:39:08 2014
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Mon Dec 29 00:39:02 2014
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Mon Jan 5 00:39:06 2015
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Mon Jan 12 00:39:12 2015
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Mon Jan 19 00:39:11 2015
I just discovered hovertext! This strip is going to change for the BETTER! Unfortunately, I could not come up with anything worthy for the debut of this feature. And really, doesn't the strip speak for itself? How many more bells and whistles do I have to add to get you to enjoy my work? What, the first joke wasn't good enough and now you need jokes+? Go read Garfield on UComics, then! See how much hovertext THAT fat asshole gives you! Selfish cunts.
Mon Jan 26 00:40:37 2015
Never forget.
Mon Jan 26 17:39:17 2015
Never forget.
Wed Jan 28 00:39:20 2015
Out of the Frying Pan 12
Mon Feb 2 00:39:19 2015
Out of the Frying Pan 13
Mon Feb 9 00:39:42 2015
The Reptoids should also have noticed that Squints hasn't regenerated his thumb. Then again, that might be like body piercing to them.
Mon Feb 9 02:39:20 2015
The Reptoids should also have noticed that Squints hasn't regenerated his thumb. Then again, that might be like body piercing to them.
Mon Feb 9 22:41:08 2015
The Reptoids should also have noticed that Squints hasn't regenerated his thumb. Then again, that might be like body piercing to them.
Mon Feb 16 00:41:35 2015
My favorite crush movies (in ascending order): Squirty Dancing, Stomp the Yardsnake and The Very, Very Red Shoe Diaries.
Mon Feb 23 00:39:12 2015
We've all been there, right? Some asshat ignoring all your hints to bring a llama into the story and talking your hard-on away?
Mon Mar 2 00:39:10 2015
What's the freakiest thing you've ever been ordered to do under the mind-control ray? Mine was to ear-fuck a gas station attendant. A real one. I tried to resist, but the dude must have had it set on level three or something.
Fri Mar 13 00:39:21 2015
Try our new “Vegan Curious” prosciutto, salami and kale smoothie!
Thu Apr 9 17:39:32 2015
Joke’s On You!
Mon Apr 20 00:40:21 2015
For decency purposes, Roadkill's eight inch, vein riddled, permanently erect M'jolnir of a cock is visible only to him.
Wed Apr 22 17:39:44 2015
For decency purposes, Roadkill's eight inch, vein riddled, permanently erect M'jolnir of a cock is visible only to him.
Sun May 3 22:39:32 2015
For decency purposes, Roadkill's eight inch, vein riddled, permanently erect M'jolnir of a cock is visible only to him.
Wed May 6 17:39:04 2015
For decency purposes, Roadkill's eight inch, vein riddled, permanently erect M'jolnir of a cock is visible only to him.
Thu May 7 14:39:17 2015
Shootin’ from the Lip!
Tue May 26 00:40:21 2015
Peek 1: Meet The Peeker!
Wed May 27 00:38:59 2015
Peek 2
Fri May 29 00:39:08 2015
Other side effects of exposure to negative universes include dry mouth and frosted nipples. Ask your doctor if a negative universe is right for you.
Mon Jun 1 00:39:05 2015
He had a brief fling with a Funyun, but all the while he was still thinking of her.
Thu Jun 4 17:39:09 2015
He's a man who has been reduced to a single instinct: bridge-building.
Mon Jun 15 00:39:03 2015
Today's strip is brought to you by Subway. Subway: When a well-prepared sandwich won't do!
Mon Jun 22 00:38:59 2015
Video Hive: Buzz On In® and take advantage of our Rent-2-Own special! Just rent the same movie twice in one week and the third time it’s yours to keep! (With purchase of a jumbo pack of Red Vines and King Sized Sno-Caps. Some restrictions may apply, new releases exempted, all movies starring talent represented by CAA exempted.)
Mon Jun 29 00:39:38 2015
Squints is a Nexus-6 Applicant: Maximum self-sufficiency, minimum coffee break requirements.
Sun Jul 5 22:41:02 2015
Squints is a Nexus-6 Applicant: Maximum self-sufficiency, minimum coffee break requirements.
Mon Jul 13 00:39:00 2015
Go to VideoHive.com/Rentmas_in_July/ and qualify to win a “sleighful” of previously viewed Christmas-themed horror movies!
Wed Jul 22 20:39:18 2015
I hope you enjoyed the original, censored death sequence for Irina Spalko in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Mon Jul 27 00:39:16 2015
Now, go ahead and call me transphobic if you must, and by “if you must” I mean “if you wouldn’t mind”. Also, feel free to Tweet this with “#transphobic”. ANYTHING to get new readers!
Mon Aug 3 00:39:18 2015
My own 'taking a huge dump' tune is the 'Chicken Tonight' jingle.
Mon Sep 7 00:39:13 2015
Man O' War tastes a lot like Chicken O' War, I hear.
Mon Sep 14 00:41:15 2015
Badasses don't use rolling luggage. They LUG.
Mon Sep 21 00:41:03 2015
Squints turning down weed? The chances of that happening are so small that Squints-smoking-weed-when-offered qualifies as a Universal physical constant (S). Seriously… you can calibrate your Geiger counters according to it.
Mon Oct 5 00:39:10 2015
Oddly enough, the donut shop is most famous for it's plain, salty glazed.
Wed Oct 21 22:41:44 2015
Spaghetti and Meatballs were both raised on a compound in Idaho. Spaghetti has been questioning his upbringing for a while now, which makes Thanksgivings kind of awkward, since only Meatballs is invited back each year.
Thu Dec 31 00:40:24 2015
Waitress, can I have a booster seat for my friend and the number of a good lawyer, please?
Wed Mar 16 20:40:33 2016
Guess the right number of Clarissas and win a handful to keep!
Tue Apr 5 14:40:39 2016
SPACE 2016
Thu Apr 7 14:41:15 2016
SPACE 2016
Wed Apr 20 14:40:36 2016
Flower Power!
Mon May 2 17:43:43 2016
Cheap Bastard
Wed May 11 17:39:22 2016
Comic Comeback
Fri Jun 3 00:39:04 2016
Squints used to listen to KLAM's Cuckoo Zoo Crew, but found them a touch to gonzo for his liking.
Fri Jun 10 00:40:46 2016
Beepo is concerned that he is turning into a Navi.
Fri Jun 17 00:39:12 2016
What do YOU pour over your cereal? MOO COW TITTY JUICE??
Fri Jun 24 11:12:05 2016
Looks like Beepo ran out of Dijonaise again!
Fri Jul 1 00:39:14 2016
“In the post-Catastrophe nation of New Paradise, the Oppressors rule with an iron fist and an iron law: We are Master, You are Slave. But deep within that society’s concrete ghettos, an ember of rebellion burns in the heart of Peter-6567 (Noah Hathaway). Though only a lowly garbage sorter, Peter has dreams of escaping to the rumored Joyful State with his beloved Wendy-88 (Paige French), a narco-addicted “pleasure pal”. With laser cameras following his every move, Peter hatches a bold plan to rescue Wendy and escape his city through its labyrinth of toxic sewers. But if they are caught, a fate worse than death awaits them: a visit to Building L, where those who threaten rebellion are transformed into the human husks known as… the Surrenderers.” (Running time 1hr, 45 min.)
Fri Jul 8 00:39:11 2016
If any reader feels like visiting the Hive Mind after watching Aaron's waggling butt, why don't you just give your mother a call instead? She'd love to hear from you!
Fri Jul 15 00:39:13 2016
Beepo himself actually voted for Prop 12, misbelieving that it was to support free clown 'zines. (Beepo's own 'zine, Rubber Nosin', would really have benefited from more local support.)
Fri Jul 22 00:39:12 2016
Don't be offended by the child licking the window. It tastes like snozzberries.
Fri Jul 29 00:39:18 2016
Most people think a clown's hooks are for dragging you into the sewer, but science tells us they actually evolved so that clowns could scale the sides of buildings and crawl inside through a child's bedroom window.
Fri Aug 5 00:39:24 2016
Roadkill had been sharing his travels with a scrappy German Shepherd, but Roadkill was only using him to get the dog's neckerchief for his bindle.
Fri Aug 12 00:39:09 2016
In Beepo's defense, Marina DID overreact, because 1) that peanut M&M fell down her cleavage by accident, and 2) Beepo asked Marina to return it before he pulled it out himself.
Fri Aug 19 13:38:27 2016
The Burt's Bees people have been working on a shampoo for the Hive Mind, with no success. He won't be satisfied until they can make it pear scented!
Fri Aug 26 17:42:33 2016
Please stop e-mailing me your theories that the Hive Mind is an evolved form of a Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop character. It just isn't true. (Or IS IT??)
Sat Sep 3 00:41:00 2016
When in upstate New York, visit the Triple/Triple, Buffalo's #1 coffee shop and PokeStop! This week's special: the Mocha Machoke!
Fri Sep 9 02:39:18 2016
Other tools of control invented by the Hive Mind: Kerplunk, Connect Four and Mr. Bucket. The number of rhesus monkeys who died in the development of Mr. Bucket would bring tears to your eyes.
Fri Sep 16 20:39:33 2016
Roadkill can't seem to walk out of that desert! But he thanks God for all the manna that He keeps sending him (in the form of scorpions and porcupine carcasses).
Fri Sep 23 20:39:37 2016
Oh no! Not the bees! Not the bees!! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!! ARRRGGGHHH! ARRRGGGGHHHH! HWUUUURRRRGGGHHHH... oh wait, it was just an eyelash.
Sat Oct 1 20:39:21 2016
Actually, Josh Trank's Fantastic Four was ISIS's last straw. They've seen Doctor Doom ruined once too often, and now America MUST fall.
Thu Oct 6 00:39:14 2016
Actually, Josh Trank's Fantastic Four was ISIS's last straw. They've seen Doctor Doom ruined once too often, and now America MUST fall.
Fri Oct 7 00:39:25 2016
The recycle bin bottle collectors call the floor of Beepo's apartment 'The Glass Xanadu'.
Sun Oct 16 20:39:12 2016
The new Wieners 'N Buns keeps the original venue's memory alive with it's 'Louiseville Slugger' brat, named after Louis Shempworth, the establishment's popular bouncer (Many restaurant patrons also wrongly believe that the 'Porkwand Thunderstick' is a reference to one of the strip club's dancers. It isn't, but it is a little spicey, so watch out!)
Wed Nov 2 20:39:14 2016
The new Wieners 'N Buns keeps the original venue's memory alive with it's 'Louiseville Slugger' brat, named after Louis Shempworth, the establishment's popular bouncer (Many restaurant patrons also wrongly believe that the 'Porkwand Thunderstick' is a reference to one of the strip club's dancers. It isn't, but it is a little spicey, so watch out!)
Mon Nov 14 00:39:07 2016
There is no dark side of the moon anymore. Citizens of the future have no idea what Pink Floyd was going on about.
Wed Nov 16 00:40:31 2016
You're about to find out what happens when you don't throw out that bag of liquified celery.
Fri Nov 18 20:39:14 2016
Did you notice the naked woman or the liquified corpse first? Your answer determines whether or not you are a psychopath.
Thu Nov 24 11:27:29 2016
Things don't even get this kinky on Risa! Of course, that planet is a little different since the immigrants from Protestant-7 started showing up.
Wed Nov 30 00:39:25 2016
Things don't even get this kinky on Risa! Of course, that planet is a little different since the immigrants from Protestant-7 started showing up.
Fri Dec 9 00:39:30 2016
'Bee Man and Wiener Boy' is also the third and final album released by the ska band The Penasacola Airhorns.
Mon Dec 12 00:39:03 2016
The Maru's fuel tanks were designed to transport highly unstable Andorian ska.
Mon Dec 12 02:39:11 2016
The Maru's fuel tanks were designed to transport highly unstable Andorian ska.
Fri Dec 23 00:41:20 2016
Oddly, being covered in liquid crewmate is still considered less traumatic than seeing the same crewmate turned into a styrofoam cube and crushed before your eyes.
Wed Dec 28 00:39:16 2016
Last Thin Dime Imitation Ripple: When staggering home requires a detour to visit a homeless man with a pretty mouth!
Tue Jan 3 14:40:45 2017
Those rings will later fly off to become the famous 'explosion rings' of Praxis, Alderaan and the first Death Star!
Tue Jan 10 20:39:19 2017
Last ass shot for a while! Enjoy it!
Sat Jan 14 20:39:24 2017
Thus begins the thinly disguised epic of how Your Cartoonist lost his virginity.
Sun Jan 22 17:39:13 2017
A computer that needs a tampon? Maybe it could use an...iPad! THANK YOU! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Fri Feb 3 00:39:10 2017
Although Beepo is dressed as a hot dog, the hobo is actually imagining him as a giant roasted chicken.
Thu Feb 9 14:40:43 2017
Gavin and Randy Newman are also working on the soundtrack for Toy Story 4: 'Build the Lego Wall!'
Mon Feb 13 00:39:11 2017
Don't blame Enkin for being confused. 90% of humanoid species pee with their tongues, but only one shits with their ears. Why do you think everyone hates the Ferengi?
Mon Feb 27 00:41:08 2017
The hobo is eating Vagabond's Choice baked beans, the only one with a pig's trotter in every can!
Mon Mar 6 00:40:44 2017
Think of how cool this scene will look in Lego Kobayashi Maru (hitting theaters in 2019!)
Mon Mar 20 00:41:11 2017
The bad blood between the Federation of Houseplants and the Clingwrap Empire will be a major theme of this strip going forward!
Sun Apr 2 00:41:21 2017
Tau Ceti III on the other hand... nobody wants THEM on their team. They pick their nose, and they are always talking about Babylon 5 and why can't J.J. Abrams make a kick ass version of that, huh???
Wed Apr 5 00:41:48 2017
Crows agree: the occipital lobe is the tenderest part of the brain!
Tue Apr 11 22:41:18 2017
Zardoz Speaks to YOU!
Mon May 1 00:41:02 2017
Oh, don't worry about the free admission.... Flap-O-Con will make plenty of money from the sales of soft pretzels, be-LIEVE me!
Fri May 5 08:41:24 2017
Is Lt. Lomax breaking the Fourth Wall? Even the Traveller never did that!!
Sat May 13 00:41:18 2017
I have one of my great aunts living in MY wall.
Wed May 24 14:41:10 2017
Dorian plantains are all GMO. I only eat organic BOLIAN plantains.
Mon Jun 5 00:42:41 2017
Please remember to spay and neuter your mowglis.
Wed Jun 7 02:42:43 2017
Crewman Flax traded a Pinkfloydian jigglypuff to get that septipod.
Sun Jun 18 20:40:22 2017
Crewman Flax traded a Pinkfloydian jigglypuff to get that septipod.
Mon Jun 19 00:40:30 2017
Throwing up on a loved one's head is actually the first step in the Bolian mating ritual. (Thanks Trekipedia!)
Mon Jun 19 02:40:13 2017
Throwing up on a loved one's head is actually the first step in the Bolian mating ritual. (Thanks Trekipedia!)
Thu Jun 22 17:40:24 2017
Throwing up on a loved one's head is actually the first step in the Bolian mating ritual. (Thanks Trekipedia!)
Mon Jun 26 00:41:33 2017
It's like Beepo woke up in an autistic pornographer's vision of the Land of Oz.
Tue Jul 4 08:41:14 2017
Please someone tell me that 'Black Coffee In Bed' is Trump's favorite song so I can hate it that much more.
Mon Jul 10 00:41:09 2017
Kwar SHOULD be using a thrombic modulator, but he forgot to recharge the dilithium batteries.
Tue Jul 11 00:41:16 2017
Kwar SHOULD be using a thrombic modulator, but he forgot to recharge the dilithium batteries.
Fri Jul 21 00:41:14 2017
My favorite Klug phrase is 'G'Ook MaT Ha'kkA': 'It is always a good day to include more kale in your diet!'
Mon Jul 31 02:41:07 2017
Lumberjack Breakfast later died after he was trapped in his winter cabin during the Blizzard of '84, and after fending off starvation for weeks by eating his hat, his beard and his dog, Scrapple.
Wed Aug 2 00:41:45 2017
If you must know: It's Weeping Angel/Butterworth and Jam Jar Binks.
Thu Aug 3 00:42:43 2017
If you must know: It's Weeping Angel/Butterworth and Jam Jar Binks.
Fri Aug 18 17:41:08 2017
Fortunately, Rice did not mispronounce his greeting as 'G'ork kom, oork!' ('I would enjoy a bit of fisting.')
Fri Aug 25 00:42:08 2017
Those winged hearts are actually Talaxian leech bats, scourge of five hundred worlds!
Sat Aug 26 17:41:10 2017
Those winged hearts are actually Talaxian leech bats, scourge of five hundred worlds!
Fri Sep 1 14:41:37 2017
Hiroji Kiyotake's brief stint as a concept artist for the Strawberry Shortstack cartoon series can also be seen in Shortstack's rarely-used Morph Ball attack.
Sat Sep 2 20:41:26 2017
Hiroji Kiyotake's brief stint as a concept artist for the Strawberry Shortstack cartoon series can also be seen in Shortstack's rarely-used Morph Ball attack.
Fri Sep 8 00:42:20 2017
In Moji's culture, the rules for privacy are expressed through the old saying: 'You can pick your friends and you can pick your brain, but you can't pick your friend's brain!'
Fri Sep 15 00:43:23 2017
Sadly, Moji can never assume MY ideal female form. There simply aren't enough tentacles in the galaxy.
Fri Sep 22 17:41:14 2017
Beepo experimented with a catchphrase too. 'Stifle your screams... it's Beepo!' ultimately did not test well
Sat Sep 23 20:43:37 2017
Beepo experimented with a catchphrase too. 'Stifle your screams... it's Beepo!' ultimately did not test well
Mon Oct 9 17:41:34 2017
Lt. Lomax thought the container came furnished. He is now regretting his non-refundable security deposit.
Sat Oct 21 00:42:49 2017
Beeyoobs: The Final Frontier!
Sat Oct 21 02:48:54 2017
Beeyoobs: The Final Frontier!
Fri Oct 27 00:41:19 2017
X-Ray machines in the 23rd century are a LOT more thorough!
Mon Nov 6 17:41:10 2017
Brie Macanerney once ate a yogurt belonging to the voice of Fluttershy on MLP. Since then, she has never been allowed to voice anything better than an Earth pony.
Mon Nov 6 20:41:08 2017
Brie Macanerney once ate a yogurt belonging to the voice of Fluttershy on MLP. Since then, she has never been allowed to voice anything better than an Earth pony.
Mon Nov 6 22:41:41 2017
Brie Macanerney once ate a yogurt belonging to the voice of Fluttershy on MLP. Since then, she has never been allowed to voice anything better than an Earth pony.
Sun Nov 12 20:42:41 2017
My favorite episode is #202, where Limp Biscuit transforms into Scotti Biscotti after coming to terms with his attraction to Link Sausage.
Sun Nov 12 22:41:37 2017
My favorite episode is #202, where Limp Biscuit transforms into Scotti Biscotti after coming to terms with his attraction to Link Sausage.
Sun Nov 19 20:41:20 2017
The guy in the gimp suit is ME. That is my original cosplay character 'Dark Roast'. Fuck your judgemental asses.
Mon Nov 27 17:41:10 2017
Brie MacAnerney was given the prestigious 'LGB is A-OK!' award at the 2015 Kids' Choice Awards for her performance as a bisexual gumdrop on Adventure Time.
Mon Dec 4 02:41:09 2017
Tips to protect yourself from the various Dark Fandoms: Flapjacks turn to salt under the noonday sun, Bronies burn when touched with iron, Whovians cannot enter a room with a cat in it, and Whedonites will turn to mushrooms if you strike them with a copper ladle.
Sun Dec 17 00:41:24 2017
ReNu and Redbull: for a weekend you will never forget.
Mon Jan 15 00:41:23 2018
Broom Closet alert thresholds— Level 1 (Blue): Equivalent to Fred Basset humping a leg; Level 2 (Orange): Equivalent to Garfield leaving a visible turd in his sandbox and/or commenting on how Jew’s control the lasagna industry; Level 3 (Red): Equivalent to Fred Basset humping a hooker; Level 4 (Black): Equivalent to Finn the Human asking Jake to assume the form of a nude Prince Gumball; Level 5 (Ultraviolet): Fred Basset has cut off his ankle monitor and is driving towards a nursing school.
Mon Jan 22 00:41:21 2018
Please don't ask about my Al Jaffee nipples.
Thu Jan 25 14:41:24 2018
Really? There aren't enough gags in the art, I have to write something funny in the hovertext too??
Fri Feb 2 00:41:31 2018
That party also had some kick-ass cheesecake! And it was SUPERMARKET cheesecake! How great is our cheesecake technology??
Sun Feb 25 00:41:15 2018
Meet The Peeker!
Mon Feb 26 00:41:35 2018
Peek 1
Tue Feb 27 00:41:24 2018
If you use a magnifying glass you will see that I accurately rendered every detail of those universes right down to the planetary scale. Go ahead, check! CHECK!
Wed Feb 28 00:41:33 2018
Other side effects of exposure to negative universes include dry mouth and frosted nipples. Ask your doctor if a negative universe is right for you.
Thu Mar 1 00:44:38 2018
Eagle Eye's powers include Eyes of the Eagle, Ears of the Fox and, regrettably, Skin of the Tortoise.
Fri Mar 2 00:41:21 2018
Peek the First 5
Mon Mar 5 00:41:15 2018
Peek the First 6
Tue Mar 6 00:41:36 2018
He had a brief fling with a Funyun, but all the while he was still thinking of her.
Wed Mar 7 00:41:20 2018
Peek the First 8
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Fri Mar 9 00:41:29 2018
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Mon Mar 12 00:41:15 2018
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Wed Mar 14 00:41:23 2018
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Mon Mar 26 00:41:17 2018
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Mon Apr 2 00:41:21 2018
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Peek the First 29
Fri Apr 6 00:41:26 2018
Peek the First 30
Mon Apr 9 14:41:22 2018
And when you look at that Obama 'Hope' poster with those glasses? Brace yourself.... It says 'Hopeless'. Alien bastards!!
Mon Apr 16 02:41:18 2018
(And it's not even a holiday!)
Mon Apr 23 00:41:21 2018
Air today is 1% plastic. That's why your burps smell like Hefty bags.
Wed May 2 20:41:19 2018
My favorite part of the movie was when all the heroes dried up and blew away. So many sequels that now will never come to pass. Thank you, Thanos!
Mon May 7 22:41:17 2018
No, foolish mortal, it is not 'magic' that enables the Peeker to float thusly, but a 2000 kHz pillow field of anti-tachyons that emerges from the Peeker's body (as IF by magic) whenever he eats disco fries!
Fri May 11 00:41:17 2018
I'd tell you what's up MY ass but it would violate a NDA I have with the Acme Giant Rubber Fist Corporation.
Mon May 14 00:41:12 2018
Other celestial artifacts in the Peeker's collection: The WiiMote of Wonder, The Sega Genesis Device, and the Nintendo Infinity Glove.
Fri May 18 00:41:17 2018
There are plenty of Wakandan exports that I DO enjoy, like their Ben & Jerry's flavor, 'T'Challa The Above', and their new ride at Six Flags, 'The Thrillmonger'. I mean, yes, those are licensed products and not cultural exports, but then again, how am I supposed to afford a vibranium appointed clutch purse from Goyard?
Tue May 22 17:41:32 2018
Please note: The Peeker's spectacular pyrotechnic display was powered entirely by renewable energy sources. Go Green!
Thu May 31 17:41:29 2018
Your eyes aren't deceiving you: that IS the Noid!
Sat Jun 9 14:41:23 2018
The minibar is there for whenever the Peeker would like a space Snapple or a cosmic Coke or some logorithmic lime and jalapeno cashews or some cheddar dusted...um...cold fusion pretzels.
Thu Jun 14 00:41:19 2018
The Hope Diamond was also up for that role in The Dark Crystal, but the producers thought she was 'too ethnic.'
Mon Jun 18 00:42:29 2018
I know you are stunned: Granitor without General Traag by his side?? All I can tell you is that on the cocktail party circuit, Granitor has been calling him 'General Traagfunkel'.
Mon Jun 25 00:41:32 2018
Today's strip is a faithful adaptation of my last trip to the dentist (minus the public nudity).
Mon Jul 2 00:41:38 2018
'You see Nick, we're looking for someone who can play the role with nuance. We need a sort of understated intensity... think Timothy Hutton in 'Ordinary People'. I guess what I'm really saying is.. what's with the football helmet?'
Mon Jul 9 00:41:28 2018
The first time Boulder tried this transformation, he turned into an ambulance. Stanislavsky's 'My Life In Art' changed everything.
Mon Jul 16 00:41:36 2018
'And as for my dressing... do you have light molten lava?'
Mon Jul 23 00:41:30 2018
Cock out with your rocks out!
Mon Jul 30 00:41:36 2018
In the scandal of the evening, the Thing (widely considered the Richard Linklater of his industry) was snubbed and did not win Best Director, despite strong buzz for his 'Construction Zone' trilogy-- Bricklayer, Sement Mixer and Cumcrete-- filmed back-to-back over a 72 hour period.
Mon Aug 6 17:41:30 2018
Crys' career began to nosedive shortly after he lost the title role in Curse of the Pink Panther. He was last seen in Die Another Day, embedded in Zao's face.
Mon Aug 13 20:41:44 2018
The boy in panel two just saw A Serbian Movie.
Mon Aug 20 00:41:30 2018
Actually, pundits believe it was Ralph Nader who cost Dirk Courage the election on his second attempt.
Mon Aug 27 00:43:24 2018
North Korea is also apparently developing weaponized furniture, including an ergonomic desk chair equipped with a napalm thrower and Ultra Glide® casters.
Wed Aug 29 00:43:15 2018
The child was delivering the bugs' ultimatum: unconditional surrender.
Sun Sep 2 18:02:38 2018
The child was delivering the bugs' ultimatum: unconditional surrender.
Mon Sep 3 00:41:03 2018
The Spiral Zone's armored recliner sector, however, was hit hard by the upholstery crash of 2006.
Mon Sep 10 00:41:02 2018
Coffee is $6.00 a cup??? Thanks, Overlord!
Mon Sep 17 00:41:28 2018
You are warned: what follows ain't no Kids Club.
Mon Sep 24 00:43:56 2018
Someday I will tell you of the tragic events that befell the Duke of Doubt when he was still the Duke of Confidence.
Mon Oct 1 14:42:25 2018
From the Game of Buns wiki: ''Bastards born in the northern kIngdom are given the surname 'Beef', while those born in the south are given the surname name 'Kids Meal'.''
Mon Oct 8 02:41:04 2018
The tale of Lord Burger Thing is a sad one. His tomatoes were cut off when he was but a slider.
Mon Oct 15 00:20:49 2018
When the shakes turn from chocolate to vanilla, the Citadel announces that winter has come.
Mon Oct 22 00:21:17 2018
Is Marcellus Wallace's soul in that pouch??
Mon Oct 29 00:21:12 2018
Some keepers of burger lore believe that the Gobblins can also survive on onion rings for up to two weeks. However, since the Wizard of Rings lost his Onion Amulet during the Quickening of Gorzaxh, that is not really an option here (DURR!). So please stop e-mailing me about it!!
Mon Nov 5 00:19:45 2018
The Wizard considered saying ''I name thee.... FOOLIUS CAESAR!'', but he tried it out on a few of his friends and it just didn't play.
Mon Nov 12 00:20:01 2018
Only now that the comic is printed do I realize that I should have replaced ''Too bad!'' with ''Have it your way!'' I am a fraud. Don't give me your money anymore.
Mon Nov 19 15:13:38 2018
The Duke of Doubt's final doubt-cast was that people would forgive HBO for rushing through season 7 of GOT.
Thu Nov 22 13:22:52 2018
Happy Thanksgiving!
Mon Nov 26 00:22:42 2018
Like cola was the anti-Jolt. If the two ever came into contact, they would annihilate each other, leaving behind nothing but a puddle of RC.
Wed Dec 5 18:19:45 2018
Ironically, the only major 80s icon missing from this cover is Waldo. (Maybe the CHUD ate him.)
Wed Dec 19 18:21:12 2018
Hea-vy-boots-of-lead! Fills his victims full of---CANDY! (Surprise!)
Mon Dec 24 00:21:10 2018
The Apocalypse: so KAWAII!
Wed Jan 2 00:19:50 2019
Sand: It's course, it's rough, and it gets everywhere! EVERYWHERE!
Mon Jan 7 13:19:51 2019
''Everybody out! And keep your trained parrots away from my barbecued chicken!''
Tue Jan 15 13:19:47 2019
The new batch of 2018 presidential candidates has arrived!
Tue Jan 22 18:20:07 2019
Those boobs will be the subject of an upcoming ''Most Satisfying Videoin the World'' video!
Mon Jan 28 00:19:50 2019
Technology in the future has not progressed very far. That wall screen TV is only 3G.
Mon Feb 4 13:19:47 2019
Kwar's dandruff is pretty hardcore.
Mon Feb 11 13:19:59 2019
''Alright, here is your New Chicago-style deep dish space pizza. I know it looks like a bunch of crap in a recycle bin... but that's space for you!''
Mon Feb 18 00:19:49 2019
Can you find: a boot, a cat, a spatula, an IUD, six strips of veggie bacon and a Wiimote?
Mon Feb 25 00:19:47 2019
''Auditions for our community theater's production of Dog Sees God begin at noon sharp! Don't be late, and we already have our Schroder!
Mon Mar 4 00:19:59 2019
No child welcomes a visit from the Toothpaste Man.
Wed Mar 13 18:19:57 2019
Galactus stopped by, took a bite out of the moon, realized it was cajun style and moved on to Io.
Mon Mar 25 00:19:55 2019
Yes, Roadkill is flushing paper towels. He always carries them with him to handle his Brawny shits.
Mon Mar 25 06:20:19 2019
Yes, Roadkill is flushing paper towels. He always carries them with him to handle his Brawny shits.
Thu Mar 28 22:20:12 2019
Roadkill doesn't have pants, so how does he dry his hands after he uses the air dryer?
Mon Apr 1 18:19:54 2019
Roadkill considered giving the movie rights to Jordan Peele, but he really didn't want his story to turn into a surreal satire where the horror is constantly being undermined by humor. When someone is having their face ground off with a power sander, Roadkill doesn't want the audience wondering if it is a metaphor for the opiod crisis.
Mon Apr 8 06:20:00 2019
Roadkill's 2008 Christmas Card was later adapted into the movie Hostel.
Mon Apr 15 00:19:54 2019
The Wisconsin chapter of the Dogs of War MC will be one short tonight at Tiny Joe's 10th Annual Pig Roast and Gang Rape.
Mon Apr 22 00:21:27 2019
Beepo has accidentally grabbed his Rite Aid rewards card and his membership in the Mighty Marvel Marching Society--both of which will still pass muster with the TSA.
Mon Apr 29 00:19:44 2019
''The Gift'' also allows Beepo to know when Squints is about to poach a few Oreos from Beepo's stash.
Sun Aug 4 00:51:39 2019
The Hive Mind has apparently not paid his cable bill this month.
Fri Aug 9 00:20:05 2019
Rejected Broom Closet mottos: "One rabbit hole deeper", "The Twilghtier Zone", "Area 51's real estate agency", "Home of the whopper of a mind fuck".
Fri Aug 16 00:21:35 2019
Lion-O is not such a handful for Snarf, but he does like to throw the N-word around.
Fri Aug 23 00:20:11 2019
"Snakefire" is the kind of name they stick you with when your first choice, "Carlos Von SpaghettiOs", is already taken.
Mon Aug 26 00:20:08 2019
Statistically speaking, Dog Day Afternoon is the most smudged DVD in America. Ironically, the Blu-ray edition is among the least smudged!
Mon Sep 2 00:20:41 2019
Solv: The only evidence-destroying acid endorsed by crown prince Mohammad bin Salman.
Mon Sep 9 00:20:25 2019
For similar results, psychonauts on a budget can use Rush's 2112 and a case of Molsen Golden, or The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway and a vape pen loaded with Mrs. Dash.
Mon Sep 16 00:21:31 2019
Paul Stanley on flute and recorder, Ace Frehely on harp, Gene Simmons on mandolin, and Eric Carr on tambourine and finger chimes.
Mon Sep 23 00:20:12 2019
Castaneda Kush also comes in Tropical Berry Blast and Strawberry Kiwi Splash strains. Toke the Rainbow!®
Mon Sep 30 00:20:10 2019
It's nice to see that Squints has been using the cuticle clippers Beepo got him last Christmas. The guy's cuticles were a WRECK. On a related topic, does anyone think "Cuticles" would make a good name for a PBS cartoon show about baby robots? 'Cuz I'm torn between that and "Baby Bots", and I really need to get this settled before my big pitch meeting.
Mon Oct 7 00:20:20 2019
Other fantasy worlds hiding in your carpet fibers: East Narnia, Lower Middle Earth, Wakanada, Munchkin's Landing Assisted Living Facility, and Dave & Buster's.
Mon Oct 14 00:20:06 2019
Moji's byeewbs are modeled on my own.
Mon Oct 21 00:20:06 2019
That's whatcha get when you use the hernia re-sealanator instead of the osteotractor. Kwar is no Doctor Pulaski, that's for sure!
Mon Oct 28 00:20:04 2019
That should say "Andorian Margarita", but I thought it was too wordy. Other popular space drinks: Sex on the Risian Beach, Rura Penthe Iced Tea, He's Dead Jim and Ginger, Jadzia Daiquiri.
Thu Oct 31 22:25:33 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 1
Fri Nov 1 15:20:25 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 1
Mon Nov 4 15:20:11 2019
Twinkies were outlawed after an experiment crossing them with tribble DNA led to a disaster that was only solved with a 50 light year quarantine zone.
Mon Nov 11 00:21:06 2019
That's not a hairnet. This is the future! It's a selenium fiber disinfectant web.
Fri Nov 15 00:20:36 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 2
Mon Nov 18 00:20:26 2019
The year: 2045. Detroit is finally on the rebound...
Wed Nov 20 22:21:13 2019
The year: 2045. Detroit is finally on the rebound...
Mon Nov 25 00:21:03 2019
"And tell your trained parrots to return my roasted chickens, goddamn yez!!"
Thu Nov 28 00:22:32 2019
Holiday Specials!
Mon Dec 2 00:20:56 2019
"Thunderdome tickets! I got Thunderdome tickets-- good seats, $15 knucklebones a pop!"
Mon Dec 9 00:21:01 2019
"Pulls my finger-- if ya wants me to pulls yer arms off!"
Mon Dec 16 00:20:15 2019
Okay, it's time to be straight with you : I repurposed Aftershock from an unpublished porno comic that Swank thought was just a bit too dirty for their pages.
Third panel (left to right): Susan (Between Friends), mascots for Cracked, Wacko and Sick mgazines.
Tue Dec 17 00:20:09 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 3
Wed Dec 18 00:20:30 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 4
Thu Dec 19 00:25:52 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 4
Sat Dec 21 22:20:21 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 5
Tue Dec 24 00:20:35 2019
Godnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight radioactive debris field orbiting the moon.
Mon Dec 30 00:19:54 2019
Today's strip is brought to you by Honeymade®, the official graham cracker of s'mores!
2nd Panel: Tuffolino (aka, Mussolini's Mickey Mouse)
3rd panel (L to R): Beau Peep, Joe Btfsplk, Steve Dallas
Mon Jan 6 00:19:50 2020
Full confesssion: shmoo is not gluten-free.
Mon Jan 13 00:19:39 2020
Pops had to go through this routine several times--A/B testing "I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" and "They're after me Luck Charms"--before he finally landed on the winning line.
Mon Jan 20 00:19:50 2020
EVERYONE is bulletproof! Don't listen to the MSM lies! Pull the trigger! BELIEVE!
Mon Jan 27 00:19:57 2020
Uh oh! Weapon Brown stories often have a lot of tryptophan in them!
Mon Feb 3 00:20:06 2020
Duracell brand toffee: Sparkling with flavor!
2nd panel, L to R: Calvin's uncle Max, Rölf Fusco, Tumbleweeds.
Panel 6: Jazmine Dubois (Boondocks), and a little girl seen in Race For Your Life, Charlie Brown.
Mon Feb 10 00:20:05 2020
Weapon Brown was originally constructed to run on repurposed vegetable oil, but he got tired of that french fry smell.
Mon Feb 17 00:20:19 2020
Ka-Ching! That mildly distressed Foxy Roxy doll is going to fetch a mint on the post-apocalyptic version of EBay (which is called, of course, EThunderdome).
Panel 5: The bullies from "Race For Your Life, Charlie Brown!"
Mon Feb 24 07:21:22 2020
Cyborg farts are spectacular, but no less embarrassing than normie farts.
Mon Mar 2 00:24:44 2020
You CAN look awesome and still drive the speed limit, kids! Weapon Brown says: "Fifty-five saves lives!"
Sat Mar 21 22:20:23 2020
Well, that's ONE WAY to get your point across! (I'm sorry. I never said these would all be winners.)
Panel 4: Hammie from Baby Blues
Fri Mar 27 00:20:01 2020
"Click-it or Ticket" is much more ruthlessly enforced in the future.
Sat Apr 4 18:14:41 2020
The Apocalypse was a huge boon for GWAR tribute band "Sons of Gor Gor".
Mon Apr 6 21:25:57 2020
Why are you touching this image with your cursor?? SIX FEET!!
Sun Apr 12 00:30:09 2020
Please consider the open roads of Plague Zone 18 as your next vacation destination!
Sun Apr 19 03:16:40 2020
Oh shit! The bully put a hole in Chuck's ink tank! There goes $100 worth of Y!
Sun Apr 26 03:17:13 2020
Chuck's Evil Eddie cosplay is sure to be the hit of Comic-Con 2031!
Wed May 6 03:17:22 2020
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Fri May 15 03:17:03 2020
The condition know as "piñata head" is real... but so is HOPE. For more information, visit pinatahead.gov
Wed May 20 03:16:52 2020
If anyone writes me and tells me that I am ripping off Robocop... I will be soooo happy! (I'm very lonely.)
Tue May 26 00:35:30 2020
Ghost Rider? Noooooo! He's... um... Creepy Cruiser! Orrrrr... Spooky Cyclist?
Tue Jun 2 03:16:55 2020
"...Take one down, pass it around, 29 bottles of fermented horse piss on the wall! Twenty-nine bottles... hey, what's that?"
Sun Jun 14 00:07:27 2020
"...And now to have the varicose veins on my tires lasered off!"
Mon Jun 22 00:22:22 2020
Under-the-Chin Lighting: The MSG of dramatic lighting techniques!
Mon Jul 13 07:16:38 2020
Mmmm....crowded!
Wed Jul 15 18:16:45 2020
The high phosphorous content of snorkelwacker shit makes it a farmer's dream! We are obviously in for a good story.
Sat Jul 18 18:16:35 2020
"Can you take a couple of centuries off my face?" he asked.
Fri Jul 24 12:16:39 2020
Yes, those are Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash's wings. I know they are not comic strip characters, but name two famous comic strip birds! I DARE YOU!
Sat Jul 25 18:16:40 2020
Yes, those are Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash's wings. I know they are not comic strip characters, but name two famous comic strip birds! I DARE YOU!
Fri Jul 31 07:16:41 2020
Who? ME! You shoulda seen MY tears when I heard that the release of Tenet was being delayed indefinitely!
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Featured cameos: Billy and the Boingers (aka "DeathTöngue) from Bloom County on stage, Shoulders, Brain and Shaky (Dick Tracy) playing cards, Truffles and Eudora (Peanuts) serving drinks, a frog from Animal Crackers on a plate, and mighty Nebookanezzer (Crock) as a tiki mug.
Sat Aug 8 22:17:35 2020
Look at Chuck's arm in panel one Try to find: A fork, a spoon, a plug, a duck, an umbrella, a pair of eyeglasses, a baked Alaska and the drivetrain to a '68 Chevy Camaro!
Mon Aug 17 07:16:40 2020
I was going to have her riding a Ho-Ho, and then I thought: I'm not a sicko.
Fri Aug 21 07:16:32 2020
Some dogs just can't be curbed. Don't even try.
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Panel 1: Louie Blue (the neon sign that you can't read!), Captain Haddock (from Tintin).
Thu Aug 27 00:16:30 2020
Some guy tried to sell Chuck "cat oil" in place of lip balm, and Chuck made him eat the book he was protecting.
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Panel three: Skip (Intelligent Life) blowing away McPedro (Girls With Slingshots).
Thu Sep 3 22:17:11 2020
Chuck is getting a lot of crap on his shoes in this story!
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Panel two- Bullwinkle
Thu Sep 10 00:17:31 2020
I'd suggest that this strip is taking pace in a Motel 6, but the room is just too darn clean.
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Panel 3: Reference to John Cullen Murphy's "Big Ben Bolt".
Thu Sep 17 07:16:46 2020
Klondike? Clocktower? Cuckold? Brocade? Jock itch? Lock n' load? Talk radio? Blockage? Blood red? Walking Dead?? Rock hound???
Fri Sep 25 07:16:41 2020
I wanted to include the Milwaukee Jitterbug, but I need to hold this strip to a hard "R".
Sat Oct 3 18:16:46 2020
Chuck normally prefers Quaker State for it's low viscosity at high speeds. He is using 3-In-One to punish himself.
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Panel 1: Weapon Brown Aftershock KS campaign donor David Haberman (being run over).
Panel 3: A refugee from Doonsebury in the background.
Wed Oct 7 00:16:40 2020
Finished the damn story! Now *I* am crying dem tears too!
Thu Oct 15 00:16:33 2020
We are all thinking the same thing: When the hell is someone going to break out the marshmallows?
Fri Oct 23 07:16:50 2020
The hooded reveal: shocking audiences since 1906!
Fri Oct 23 18:16:49 2020
The hooded reveal: shocking audiences since 1906!
Sat Oct 24 07:16:41 2020
The hooded reveal: shocking audiences since 1906!
Mon Oct 26 00:16:55 2020
My doctor is concerned that I would have to lose 20 pounds and go vegan for five years just to look like Mr. Clot.
Fri Oct 30 00:16:55 2020
Those are not MEDICAL pot leaves, BTW. Weed is cooler when it is illegal!
Mon Nov 2 00:16:55 2020
Can you name all the magical items I have whimsically placed in Fodder's cart?? There's like-- three. Maybe two--the bowling trophy doesn't count.
Fri Nov 6 00:16:48 2020
The Idodyssey 4
Mon Nov 9 00:16:57 2020
Always eat whatever spotted mushrooms you find. They are ALL psychedelic (if you count the endorphin flood from a dying, asphyxiating brain as a psychedelic experience, which I DO.)
(And by the way, I do *not* want to receive a hundred e-mails from all the mycologists out there who are going to point out that mushrooms and morels are not the same thing. I know that, okay?? I just didn't want to use the word "mushroom" twice. Look, why don't you stick to your spores and leave the wordsmithing to me? Jesus, you people!!)
Mon Nov 9 18:16:45 2020
Always eat whatever spotted mushrooms you find. They are ALL psychedelic (if you count the endorphin flood from a dying, asphyxiating brain as a psychedelic experience, which I DO.)
(And by the way, I do *not* want to receive a hundred e-mails from all the mycologists out there who are going to point out that mushrooms and morels are not the same thing. I know that, okay?? I just didn't want to use the word "mushroom" twice. Look, why don't you stick to your spores and leave the wordsmithing to me? Jesus, you people!!)
Fri Nov 13 00:16:39 2020
And for dessert: brownie brownies! (You know-- brownies made by brownies, the friendly elves of Scottish lore. And yes, they ARE "magic" brownies, in that they are both rich in texture and gluten-free!)
Mon Nov 16 00:16:54 2020
"Blood smog". Feh. Just another fake scroll conspiracy spread by wiztards.
Fri Nov 20 07:16:47 2020
Score: 10, 10, 10, 10, 9 (That's the orc judge.)
Mon Nov 23 00:17:23 2020
Over the Rainbow cocktail: 2 oz rainbow cognac, 1 oz white moon peach liqueur, 1 oz unicorn tears, crushed sapphires (for the rim). Combine ingredients in the golden mixing tin of Issashi, stir with a green icicle from the chin of Niffurrah the frost dragon, and strain mixture into chilled evergoblet from the halls of the fallen kingdom of Once Was.
Fri Nov 27 00:16:48 2020
In the highest tree, a dark owl watched, and judged, and posted photos to Snapchat.
Sat Dec 5 18:16:46 2020
No one tells the tale of "Weapon Brown and the Goblet of Fire" anymore-- not since the author was cancelled.
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Clockwise from lower left: Todd and Ray Smuckles (Achewood), Everett True, Annie Fanny, Torg and Bun-Bun (Sluggy Freelance) Constable Tom and Maurice (Timberland Tales), Arnold (from "Arnold"), Roger Kaputnik (The Lighter Side).
Mon Dec 7 18:16:56 2020
Elliot Page Transgender Reveal Party!
Sun Dec 13 22:16:46 2020
Coming Soon!!
Wed Dec 16 07:16:41 2020
I'm too sleepy for my usual funny hover text. Can't the strip be enough for you this one time?
Wed Dec 23 22:16:39 2020
And to hear that tale, join my Patreon at the $100 level! HAHAHAHA- just kidding! (Seriously though, give me lots of money right away. Do you know how much VR headsets cost?)
Tue Dec 29 18:16:35 2020
The cities of tomorrow all lay in ruins do to the unanticipated consequence of America converting to a green energy economy: deadly heart storms.
Tue Jan 5 22:19:48 2021
Covid has truly wrecked Main Street.
Sat Jan 9 18:17:20 2021
"Request 20% decrease on photo exposure...SIR."
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Panel two: Pat and Sam from Radio Patrol.
Wed Jan 13 07:17:33 2021
Snoop also would have beaten Crokk in Jenga if the dirty sneak hadn't nudged the table.
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Panel four: "Ball of fire!"-- the famous Snuffy Smith exclamation, durr!
Tue Jan 19 22:17:20 2021
Will I ever get this strip posting twice a week?? How is it that leaving out detail DOUBLES the time it takes to finish these pages? It's like if Raisin Bran left you constipated!
Fri Jan 22 22:17:21 2021
Let's just assume that "spak!" was a tried and true Dick Tracy sound effect that I dug up after hours of research.
Sat Jan 23 07:17:09 2021
Let's just assume that "spak!" was a tried and true Dick Tracy sound effect that I dug up after hours of research.
Tue Jan 26 12:19:08 2021
No words! If my mish-mosh of abstract shapes isn't enough for you then go read Dilbert, you alt-right wackos!
Fri Jan 29 07:17:28 2021
What was that helicopter using for fuel? Nitro glycerin??
Thu Feb 4 00:17:27 2021
DUDE! That was the last Bluetooth in existence!!
Mon Feb 8 22:17:04 2021
I would like to thank 7/11's Triple Cheese Ultra Bean Burrito Supreme for today's sound effect (as well as the epic city damage).
Mon Feb 15 00:17:19 2021
Your favorite sushi parlor has been boarded up because of Covid? Chuck's gonna GET you that sushi, son!
Thu Feb 18 00:17:22 2021
That dude is going to need a Tuck's pad.
Wed Feb 24 00:17:16 2021
Ladies and gentlemen: the 2025 Tesla Model FU!
Mon Mar 1 22:18:47 2021
In future-Russia, garbage truck recycles YOU! Hyork hyork hyork... wotta country!
Fri Mar 5 22:17:20 2021
Future boots: They're the stompiest!
Mon Mar 8 07:17:26 2021
Weapon Brown Aftershock 63-ish!
Fri Mar 12 07:17:09 2021
Weapon Brown Aftershock 63
Mon Mar 15 18:17:27 2021
Idiodyssey Sneaky Peaky!
Thu Mar 18 00:17:21 2021
"I'll show YOU who looks like a 2-bit rip-off of the Iron Monger!"
Fri Mar 26 00:18:45 2021
"What... no sound effect for panel two? You're losing it, Yungbluth!"
Fri Apr 2 07:17:32 2021
Biden's infrastructure bill can't come soon enough!
Sun Apr 4 22:17:29 2021
Biden's infrastructure bill can't come soon enough!
Mon Apr 5 00:17:27 2021
I wanted to make the guacamole blue, but I couldn't trust you idiots to understand that it was ANDORIAN guacamole.
Mon Apr 5 18:17:05 2021
I wanted to make the guacamole blue, but I couldn't trust you idiots to understand that it was ANDORIAN guacamole.
Wed Apr 7 00:19:15 2021
Ricotta cheese is a constant on all M-class planets.
Fri Apr 9 00:17:21 2021
This Klingon ritual began as the "rice cake challenge".
Mon Apr 12 00:17:16 2021
Babies pair nicely with a plum port. I do not know this from a great deal of experience.
Wed Apr 14 01:19:15 2021
...And purchase Gyllenhaal's Dewy Frond Body Wash and Mountain Spring All-Over Body Splash at Bed, Bath and Beyond!
Fri Apr 16 00:17:52 2021
Please please PLEASE let me make a Jeremy Irons/Dungeons and Dragons reference! (Wait... who am I talking to?)
Mon Apr 19 00:17:32 2021
Some of you will ask: "Why can't Data just request that they stop the process after the first beaming?" The answer is simple: Shut the fuck up.
Wed Apr 21 00:17:23 2021
Concealed by Squints/Morpheus' hateful balloons: the games "White Colonizers of Catan", "WarScrewdriver 40,000,000,000" and "Go Fluxx Yourself".
Fri Apr 23 00:17:27 2021
I'm sorry to everyone who wanted a Primer reference. I will travel back in time and add it if I can.
Mon Apr 26 00:17:17 2021
Mmmm. Is that nudity I smell?
Tue Apr 27 18:17:32 2021
Emperor’s Throne Room-Stage 2
Wed Apr 28 00:17:32 2021
Emperor’s Throne Room-Stage 3
Thu Apr 29 00:17:31 2021
That kid needs to lay off the nutritional supplements,
Fri Apr 30 00:17:15 2021
Emperor’s Throne Room-Stage 4
Mon May 3 07:17:16 2021
Emperor’s Throne Room-Stage 5
Wed May 5 00:17:12 2021
Chuck has a better attack that he calls his "Elevator Pitch", where he bores his opponent into unconsciousness with his concept for a revival of "Alf" set in the Wild West.
Fri May 14 00:17:26 2021
Place ya bets for what Chuck finds in the can! "Tuna" pays 10 to 1, "Cream of Mushroom Soup" pays 20 to 1, and the bones of Jimmy Hoffa pays a splendiferous 100 to 1!
Wed May 19 07:17:22 2021
Mmmm! I hope that can is filled with delicious albacore tuna!
Mon May 24 18:17:13 2021
I have no idea who this lady is or if she will matter at all in the story, but I do admire her ability to find conditioner in the ruins of a destroyed world.
Fri Jun 4 00:17:40 2021
Dow dow dow--dow dow dow dow--Dow dow dow--dow dow--Dow dow dow--dow dow dow dow--wang wang waaaangggg---ONE PUUUNNNNCCHH!
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Panel 2: Jamie McJack (Girls With Slingshots)
Wed Jun 9 00:18:03 2021
Say goodbye to the last driveable 2024 Honda Roadbutcher ("The streets will be YOURS again", read the ad copy.)
Mon Jun 14 18:17:14 2021
Yeah, I retconned that girl's' fro so that she could be re-created as classic comic strip femme Torchy Brown. What are you going to do about it... take it to the courts?? I OWN the courts!!
Fri Jun 18 22:17:16 2021
Who's using Chuck's sound effect?? That's proprietary!!
Mon Jun 21 00:17:37 2021
"Your underwear... my imagination!"
Thu Jun 24 18:17:28 2021
When-pon Brown?
Wed Jun 30 18:17:23 2021
Would you believe that coming up with the right sound effect often takes longer than writing dialogue?
Tue Jul 6 07:17:20 2021
Wah-wahhhhhhhh!
Wed Jul 14 07:17:05 2021
My poor classic edition Trapjaw action figure modeled for this page. (Sniff.) He's seen better days.
Fri Jul 16 07:17:16 2021
Anyone who points out that I once had Chuck declaim that "no one can dodge plasma" will kindly remember that this story is being told by someone who was *not* an eyewitness, and that anyway, Chuck is no ordinary man.
(There. That oughta shut 'em up.)
(Huh. Probably shouldn't type that part.)
Fri Jul 30 00:17:00 2021
I think that might be the last baseball gag I ever write-- I've exhausted my knowledge of that sport. Seriously: I just checked Wikipedia, and until now I thought there was a puck involved.
Fri Jul 30 07:16:51 2021
I think that might be the last baseball gag I ever write-- I've exhausted my knowledge of that sport. Seriously: I just checked Wikipedia, and until now I thought there was a puck involved.
Thu Aug 5 18:16:58 2021
Chuck is going to have to renegotiate his contract with the Syndicate. Red's mechanical arm has all the best tricks!
Thu Aug 12 22:17:18 2021
Um... I hope we are not about to get a love scene. I am saying this as the writer. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!!
Thu Aug 19 13:16:48 2021
"Here's the World War I Flying Ace trying to get featured on Your Daily Dose of Internet."
Wed Aug 25 22:16:55 2021
Nobody Gets Me 3
Sat Aug 28 22:16:55 2021
Weapon Red heard that Better Call Saul may be delayed until 2023.
Wed Sep 1 00:16:54 2021
Now THAT's a titty twister!
(I'll show myself out.)
Thu Sep 9 00:16:58 2021
Nobody Gets Me 4
Mon Sep 13 00:16:59 2021
Welp, I guess Chuck blew it. Time to go back and see if he can make it work with Molly Volley.
Tue Sep 14 00:17:03 2021
And forever after, Peppermint Patty would be living in the shadow of a red-haired girl.
Thu Sep 23 22:17:35 2021
"Wait! We still need to do the Hustle, the Bump and the Chicken! And whatever other metaphors for fucking I can come up with!""
Sat Sep 25 00:18:35 2021
"Wait! We still need to do the Hustle, the Bump and the Chicken! And whatever other metaphors for fucking I can come up with!""
Mon Sep 27 00:16:55 2021
"I was actually trying to shoot a health pack at you but chose the wrong item from the menu. My bad."
Sat Oct 16 12:39:19 2021
New power unlocked! "Shoulder Lightning"!
Mon Oct 18 07:17:06 2021
That's a waste of good Oxy.
Fri Oct 22 22:16:29 2021
Unfortunately, Little Red has been taken to the #MeToo room.
Sat Oct 30 18:16:38 2021
Kramp is such a prick! He could easily have chosen the chocolate cake.
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Panel 1: Grossie (Crock), Maiden Gwen (Wizard of Id).
Sun Oct 31 07:16:34 2021
Kramp is such a prick! He could easily have chosen the chocolate cake.
...
Panel 1: Grossie (Crock), Maiden Gwen (Wizard of Id).
Wed Nov 3 00:16:52 2021
Don't go trying that code on your Alexa. You let that bitch off the leash, you'll be neck deep in waterpicks by the end of the week.
Fri Nov 12 07:18:01 2021
Heel turn or face turn?? PLACE YOUR BETS!
Mon Nov 15 22:18:10 2021
These men are in for the smoothest, closest, and yes, most gentle shave that a man can get.
Fri Dec 3 22:17:34 2021
My ink bill is through the roof with these pages. You better goddamn well be appreciating them!
Mon Dec 6 22:17:03 2021
I imagined this page many decades ago, as a small child. Yes, even then Weapon Brown shown like a diamond in my mind. In this page as young Jason conceived it, Chuck shot his blade across the room on a chain, impaling Boogler, who Chuck then yanked towards him growling "GET OVER HERE!". This was in 1991.
I hope, I pray, that what circumstances have forced me to illustrate here at least captures a fragment of the awesomeness that I once hinged my entire future in comics upon.
Oh, and one more thing: FUCK YOU FOREVER, SCORPION!!!!!!
Thu Dec 9 18:16:42 2021
Now THAT'S a bad Rotten Tomato score!
Mon Dec 13 00:16:42 2021
I'm running out of sound effects-- and the new ones I ordered are trapped in a cargo container thanks to President Brandon!!
Sat Dec 18 18:16:54 2021
And thaaaaaatt's how Crokk hurt his neeeeccccck!
(Over 500 pages of Weapon Brown storytelling just to get to this moment! Pour the champagne, boys!)
Thu Dec 23 18:17:15 2021
"Only now do I realize that talking through your problems is the true way to build workplace solidarity."
Thu Dec 30 22:16:47 2021
Weapon Brown Aftershock 104
Thu Jan 6 18:16:32 2022
The prize in future Cracker Jack is a rat. A hungry, two-headed rat. And you must reach in and bring out the prize if you want to join the tribe of the Serpent Riders. (There's also some Emoji lick-and-stick tattoos in there somewhere.)
Wed Jan 12 07:16:40 2022
I went to an "enlightened" elementary school that gave out different letter grades than the standard ones. Believe me: you still feel pretty shitty getting an N-minus.
Fri Jan 14 00:16:35 2022
Pops is actually going to visit the open mic campfire and try out his January 6th jokes.
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Panel 4: Zody (from Zody) and Howland Owl (Pogo).
Fri Jan 21 18:16:25 2022
Peepers didn't know that Pops was auditioning him for a segment on This American Life.
Mon Jan 24 07:16:31 2022
Who hasn't had to deal with a case of arm salad from time to time?
Sat Feb 5 07:16:46 2022
Spoiler: It's Rudy Giuliani!
Sun Feb 6 00:16:41 2022
Pops' face looks like one of those "Doctors beg you to never eat this vegetable!" clickbait ads. Quit clicking on his face already!!
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That's a Bonnie Braids doll (a classic piece of Dick Tracy merch!) and the robot is Rector (from a little known strip called Stainless Steel), decorated to look like the Mark-13 cyborg from the 1990 movie Hardware (which this entire last page is ripping off!)
Sun Feb 6 18:16:44 2022
Pops' face looks like one of those "Doctors beg you to never eat this vegetable!" clickbait ads. Quit clicking on his face already!!
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That's a Bonnie Braids doll (a classic piece of Dick Tracy merch!) and the robot is Rector (from a little known strip called Stainless Steel), decorated to look like the Mark-13 cyborg from the 1990 movie Hardware (which this entire last page is ripping off!)
Mon Feb 14 18:16:32 2022
Smashing Pumpkins!
Fri Feb 25 00:16:29 2022
The Idiodyssey 15
Mon Mar 14 00:16:23 2022
I thought of having Roadkill--er, "Gyllenhaal"-- do cock push-ups, but then I thought: "Is that really the kind of strip I want Deep Fried to turn into?" And by the time I realized that the answer was "yes", I'd already drawn the strip as you see it. WHY AM I SO FUCKING INDECISIVE??
Wed Mar 23 12:16:21 2022
Roadkill also has a 15" tongue. Again: it is the legend!!
Mon Apr 4 00:16:09 2022
Slow Walkin’ the Kickstarter!
Wed Apr 13 18:16:12 2022
Pan Fried!
Sat Apr 16 22:16:13 2022
Those aren't Doc Martins, they're DON Martins! (Cuz cartoon! Wakka wakka!)
Thu Apr 21 13:16:24 2022
Eric Carr, forgive me. You deserved to be featured. You are the eternal Fox, forever scampering through the underbrush of Rock history.
Thu Apr 28 18:16:20 2022
Deep into the Posioned Vale of Doom
Whose slabs form many a hero's tomb
We must away, your guts to display
And win Twitter likes from your kaboom!
Sun May 8 22:16:22 2022
Any similarity to piles of shit living or dead is purely coincidental.
Tue May 17 00:16:56 2022
"I saw a world where "Beth" won a Grammy!"
Tue May 17 07:16:16 2022
"I saw a world where "Beth" won a Grammy!"
Tue May 31 07:16:15 2022
The air of the Poisoned Vale is also thick with the stench of butterscotch... and don't say that it couldn't start to get on your nerves after a while!
Wed Jun 8 00:16:16 2022
Any Mary Katherine Gallagher fans here? How about you, Sandler? Did you think nobody noticed that you never tossed a bone to a single chick from your SNL class?? I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Sun Jun 19 18:16:18 2022
Sadly, according to the dietary laws outlined in the High Book of Faerie (obligatory on Gwylfs, Munchkins and some Gelflings), Gyllenhaal is forbidden to eat the flesh of "orcs that spliteth the hoof". Otherwise you can be sure would be doggin' on that green bacon!
Tue Jul 5 18:17:14 2022
Always chew your dunglings 30 times before swallowing.
Tue Jul 12 07:17:07 2022
Three, two, one.. NUUURHH! Time's up! It's Jeffrey Epstein!
Tue Jul 12 18:16:22 2022
Three, two, one.. NUUURHH! Time's up! It's Jeffrey Epstein!
Wed Jul 27 18:16:13 2022
(Don't tell Fodder, but those are the corpses of Mini Me, Tyrion Lannister and the Lollipop Guild floating in that sewage.)
Mon Aug 8 07:46:53 2022
Poor Gwildor. No one has ever asked for a shot of courage from Gwildor.
Thu Aug 18 07:18:55 2022
Blackwell's castle is also a Halloween Superstore.
Fri Aug 26 18:16:17 2022
Is it just me, or does Blackwell look like Eugene Levy?
Wed Aug 31 22:16:31 2022
That haircut told me to bet on Gramma's Crusty Undies to place in the Belmont Stakes, and now I am eating oysters and soft shell crab every night! Trust the hair!
Mon Sep 5 00:16:34 2022
It takes balls to be part of a mindless mob too, y'know. Can we stop with all the mob-shaming?
Mon Sep 19 00:16:16 2022
At this point, if you haven't bought and listened to Music From the Elder, I don't think you are real fan. (Keep buying my flith, 'tho!)
Wed Sep 21 00:16:14 2022
Squints' recommendations for albums tailored to your spiritual journey needs: "Tusk" (recently divorced), "Frampton Comes Alive" (leaving Scientology), "Bat Out of Hell "(diabetes diagnosis), "Baby Beluga" (alcoholic parent).
Fri Sep 30 22:16:16 2022
Wait... what? I thought Beepo was driving off to register as a poll watcher in Georgia! Guys, I have no idea what is happening here.
Fri Oct 7 18:16:17 2022
I donated $50 to Cumfuck's campaign. Gay conversion therapy should be the parents' choice.
Tue Oct 11 18:16:24 2022
Wasn't the Bi-partisan Safer Communities Act supposed to prevent these situations? Oh well... back to the drawing board!
Fri Oct 28 18:16:36 2022
“It’s The Great Pumpkin, Weapon Brown!” -7
Sat Nov 5 18:16:40 2022
Zed-7, Time Tourist: Zap Happy
Mon Nov 14 00:16:47 2022
It’s the Great Turkey, Weapon Brown!
Mon Dec 12 18:17:57 2022
Oh Snap snap!
Fri Jan 6 18:16:22 2023
2023, Y’all!!
Sat Jan 14 18:16:22 2023
The Sin Room 1
Mon Feb 6 07:16:29 2023
Designing the Spice Crawler took a lot of time, but I finally settled on an interesting (if impractical) six-legged walker with a pinwheel-like bucket wheel to collect the spice.
Wed Feb 8 07:16:24 2023
My idea for the stillsuits is that they are tight fitting, with water tubes outlining the muscles. For the spice crawler, I am taking some stylistic cues from Chris Foss's concept art for Jodorowsky's Dune.
Sat Feb 11 18:16:30 2023
People are very strange these days.
Tue Feb 14 18:16:35 2023
Be Mine-1
Wed Feb 15 22:16:32 2023
Be Mine-1
Thu Feb 16 00:16:49 2023
Be Mine-1
Thu Feb 16 07:16:35 2023
Be Mine-1
Fri Feb 17 00:17:37 2023
I made the spicecrawler resemble an insect so that the sandworm would be like an ant lion to it. (I also wish I had more pages to show off my design for Gurney Halleck.)
Mon Feb 20 00:16:46 2023
Baron Harkonnen is known to covet Duke Leto's signet ring. It made me think that the rings he wears might all be trophies of some kind.
Fri Feb 24 18:17:38 2023
David Lynch established the definitive Baron Harkonnen as a foul, pustulant pig. It was hard to resist going in that direction for my own interpretation, so I let the book guide me. In the Dune novel, the Baron is described as grotesquely fat, but also a man of taste. I decided that I would model him on Henry VIII, with touches of a Caribbean pirate and a Middle Eastern oil sheik. I chose not to hide his suspensor harness under his clothes, but put the burdensome apparatus (complete with hovering "balloons") right on top.
Wed Mar 1 18:17:21 2023
Piter DeVries is the Baron's mentat vizier, a human computer. Mentats drink "juice of saphoo" to increase their mental power, and the juice stains their lips red. I Imagine that this "juice" is actually the spice-saturated blood and snot that trickles out of their nose when they snort melange (which I have depicted here).
Fri Mar 10 22:17:22 2023
The author of the Fluffy Bunnytoes YA novels got on the wrong side of the "+" constituency of "LGBT+".
Tue Mar 21 00:17:26 2023
My original intent for this pantomime story was to show Hellboy consulting this old Mexican witch for a case he is investigating. Then it occurred to me: She IS the case! BOOM!
Tue Mar 21 18:17:23 2023
My original intent for this pantomime story was to show Hellboy consulting this old Mexican witch for a case he is investigating. Then it occurred to me: She IS the case! BOOM!
Mon Apr 3 18:17:21 2023
Choose Unicorn Dreams brand sparkling mucilage for all your ruined holiday memories!
Mon Apr 10 00:19:08 2023
It is surprisingly hard to draw the weird segments of Hellboy's fingers curled into a fist. (Even odder when you consider that his stone hand is essentially the same as Crokk's fist. You would think I'd have this nailed by now!) The creature Hellboy is fighting is a chupacabra.
Fri Apr 28 18:17:26 2023
I can't even.
Thu May 11 22:17:15 2023
Clarissa's cursive is still far and away better than my own.
Wed Jun 7 00:17:29 2023
Be Mine-5
Wed Jun 7 18:17:44 2023
Be Mine-5
Tue Jul 11 22:16:22 2023
Be Mine-6
Fri Jul 21 18:16:18 2023
Be Mine-7
Tue Aug 1 07:16:28 2023
Based on a real valentine I received once. From my mom.
Thu Aug 17 18:16:22 2023
"Happyheart Bear Saves the Forest Friends... But At What Cost?"-- available on Blu-Ray September 1st!
Mon Aug 28 07:16:45 2023
Too many pink nougats will do that to you.
Mon Sep 11 00:16:39 2023
Opposite Day seems like just another Hallmark holiday these days, doesn't it?
Thu Sep 14 13:16:50 2023
Opposite Day seems like just another Hallmark holiday these days, doesn't it?
Sat Sep 23 18:16:50 2023
I know what you are thinking: Does Monique have a brownie in her lunch box and what can I trade her for it?
Wed Oct 11 18:16:47 2023
Where’s Clarissa??
Fri Oct 20 22:16:48 2023
Mmm.... I miss feeling the texture of those dodgeballs on my face. They were like a kiss from an angry angel!
Sat Oct 28 18:16:52 2023
If that ain't at least 2-ply, she should ghost him.
Tue Nov 21 18:17:08 2023
Can YOU name all the thinly veiled copyright violations? There's five! Correctly identify them all and win a bottle of Saurian brandy!
Wed Nov 29 22:17:15 2023
You had the chance to stop me, but you stayed silent. All these years, you stayed silent. This is your fault.
Thu Dec 7 18:17:19 2023
Asparagus' games: Derpcraft, Sugar Smash, Five Afternoons at Chunky Cheddar's, and Vincenzobuggy 64.
Wed Dec 20 18:16:59 2023
Asparagus' games: Derpcraft, Sugar Smash, Five Afternoons at Chunky Cheddar's, and Vincenzobuggy 64.
Wed Dec 20 22:16:58 2023
Ever wonder why Binky the Clown disappeared from Garfield? Black Cobra.
Thu Dec 21 12:16:58 2023
Ever wonder why Binky the Clown disappeared from Garfield? Black Cobra.
Sun Dec 24 18:20:21 2023
Is that you, Santy Claus?
Wed Dec 27 18:16:50 2023
If you think what you're seeing is bad, hold on to your hats: One of the voice actors attached to the "Ketchup Sandwich" animated pitch is Justin Roiland! (And there's a significant dearth of BIPOC characters, despite Mindy Kaling being an executive producer!!)
Fri Jan 5 00:17:02 2024
Oh Beepo! Think of the CARBS!
Sat Jan 13 22:17:46 2024
Jazz Hands 6
Wed Jan 24 13:16:38 2024
Rumors that Epstein kept a videotape of Krusty receiving a foot rub from Lisa cannot be confirmed.
Fri Feb 2 18:17:07 2024
Snakefire... directed by Christopher Nolan! In theaters June 1st! (On Netflix June 5th, sweeps the Razzies October 8th!)
Wed Feb 14 22:17:01 2024
The Snyder Cuts section includes the rare 15 hour "Thanks, Suckers!" edition of "Sucker Punch".
Thu Feb 22 18:16:45 2024
Please always separate your Phase Fives from your Snyderverses in the recycle bins.
Sun Mar 3 18:16:45 2024
Jazz Hands 11
Tue Mar 19 22:19:54 2024
Also on Beepo's bucket list: "See Yakov Smirnoff live", "try a banini" and "get this lump in my neck looked at".
Thu Apr 4 22:18:38 2024
Juicy Moose often wonders what his life would have been like if Asparagus hadn't won the ring toss game at the Dyngus Day lawn fete.
Tue Apr 9 18:33:13 2024
Juicy Moose often wonders what his life would have been like if Asparagus hadn't won the ring toss game at the Dyngus Day lawn fete.
Sat Apr 13 18:16:50 2024
It was a yellow M&M, however, third down the list of Beepo's favorite colors. (Number one: Easter pink!)
Sat Apr 13 22:17:43 2024
It was a yellow M&M, however, third down the list of Beepo's favorite colors. (Number one: Easter pink!)
Thu Apr 25 22:16:57 2024
James Cameron allegedly used a clown to do motion capture for the T-1000!
Fri May 10 22:16:42 2024
Those two guys were just amateur Tokyo Drifters in way over their heads. Beepo is innocent.