Wed Mar 2 16:57:04 2011
Places to beeeee~!
Fri Mar 4 01:44:11 2011
Everybody squeeze in now.
Mon Mar 7 01:39:52 2011
PLOMF
Wed Mar 9 01:40:42 2011
SUPPLIES!!!
Fri Mar 11 01:41:39 2011
Always the wallflower.
Mon Mar 14 01:42:09 2011
FWIENDS
Wed Mar 16 07:39:51 2011
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
Fri Mar 18 01:40:41 2011
SCENE CHANGE
Mon Mar 21 01:39:53 2011
I GET KNOCKED DOWN / BUT I GET UP AGAIN
Wed Mar 23 01:39:46 2011
It’s okay. That flower was a big jerk.
Fri Mar 25 03:39:43 2011
Here we are again, my friends…
Mon Mar 28 01:49:14 2011
CATBOT! *laugh track*
Wed Mar 30 03:39:54 2011
Godspeed, Catbot.
Fri Apr 1 01:40:09 2011
MERRY FAIRY KISSES AND SWISHES~!
Mon Apr 4 17:30:01 2011
HUGS
Wed Apr 6 03:39:49 2011
This happens to me EVER TIME I try riding a cat.
Fri Apr 8 01:39:40 2011
QUACK
Mon Apr 11 01:40:45 2011
Don’tcha just HATE that, ladies???
Wed Apr 13 01:39:45 2011
AT LAAAASST
Fri Apr 15 01:39:48 2011
Quality comics.
Mon Apr 18 01:39:41 2011
Here is some tea, and here are some raccoons.
Wed Apr 20 17:40:02 2011
And the lion with lie down with the lamb, and the Catbot will lie down with the Mousebot…
Fri Apr 22 01:39:39 2011
I’d say it’s come full circle, but that would be pretty silly, wouldn’t it?
Mon Apr 25 10:27:52 2011
He’s terrible. Just the worst.
Tue Apr 26 01:39:58 2011
…I don’t know where she got the gun.
Wed Apr 27 01:42:08 2011
Girlbot doesn’t really like the sound of the word “meatbag,” whatever that is.
Thu Apr 28 01:39:38 2011
She knows all his likes and dislikes from reading his article in TigerBot.
Fri Apr 29 01:41:06 2011
Robox is equally as awesome as Boxbot is terrible. Don’t ask me why.
Mon May 2 04:40:31 2011
No, it’s not a vibrator.
Wed May 4 04:41:01 2011
A third chair, EHHHHH????
Fri May 6 06:48:01 2011
The eyeballs are looking pretty ripe there.
Mon May 9 06:40:46 2011
BALLS TO THE WALL
Wed May 11 06:39:42 2011
You may be asking yourself: how stale are they? Answer: VERY.
Fri May 13 06:41:21 2011
RACCOOOOOON
Mon May 16 06:40:59 2011
Justin Beeper: the pop sensation that’s sweeping the nation.
Wed May 18 06:39:38 2011
That’s…pretty weird, Girlbot.
Fri May 20 06:41:19 2011
How… How did this happen?
Mon May 23 06:44:23 2011
GO ROBO GO ROBO GO ROBO
Wed May 25 06:40:29 2011
Pimp my Girlbot. Wait, no.
Fri May 27 06:42:42 2011
Don’t ask what it uses for bullets.
Mon May 30 06:49:49 2011
Lee Shrekadoo
Wed Jun 1 06:40:48 2011
‘Bout how I feel right now.
Fri Jun 3 06:42:44 2011
Internal combustion.
Mon Jun 6 06:39:39 2011
Apologies to Gary Larson.
Wed Jun 8 06:39:43 2011
JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES
Wed Jun 29 21:48:57 2011
Raccoons will eat pretty much anything.
Fri Jul 1 07:40:52 2011
booooooosh
Tue Jul 5 06:39:41 2011
I guess raccoons won’t eat ANYTHING anything.
Tue Jul 12 14:51:49 2011
Meet Girlbot’s Shame-ber
Sat Jul 16 06:53:53 2011
GIRLBOT COOKIE TACKLE
Tue Jul 19 08:35:42 2011
*sound effect expressing sense of despair and utter disbelief*
Fri Jul 22 06:39:55 2011
BLEEP BLOOP
Wed Jul 27 06:42:05 2011
This mattress… It was made for me… DRR DRR DRR
Fri Jul 29 06:39:58 2011
Girlbot has a think...
Tue Aug 2 06:40:46 2011
If you want to imagine the future, imagine a robot hugging a raccoon…forever.
Fri Aug 5 06:39:58 2011
The trunk is also lead-lined, in case of a nuclear attack.
Tue Aug 9 06:46:13 2011
DUNDUNDUNDUN DUN DUN DUN-DUNNNNNNN
Fri Aug 12 06:42:51 2011
The owl goes DERP.
Tue Aug 16 06:43:08 2011
For those keeping track, Girlbot now has 20xp.
Sat Aug 20 00:43:37 2011
Bacon is good for lots of things.
Wed Aug 24 00:42:22 2011
Girlbots don’t swim. They sink.
Fri Aug 26 06:51:38 2011
Great job, guys.
Mon Aug 29 18:42:31 2011
GENTLEMEN
Fri Sep 2 06:52:14 2011
I forgot to draw her wearing a dumb bowling shirt. Sorry.
Tue Sep 6 18:42:47 2011
Apples.
Fri Sep 9 18:42:33 2011
Stick to tea, Girlbot.
Wed Sep 14 00:42:24 2011
Stupid red shells.
Sat Sep 17 00:42:16 2011
The advantage of having no probable orifices.
Tue Sep 20 18:42:55 2011
She needed that.
Wed Sep 21 01:07:27 2011
She needed that.
Wed Sep 21 06:42:44 2011
She needed that.
Sat Sep 24 06:42:27 2011
I… I’m sorry.
Tue Sep 27 00:19:07 2011
Girlbot’s just gonna hole up and watch some Party of Five for a couple of weeks. She’ll be fine.
Tue Oct 11 06:43:09 2011
A shoe? How’d that get there?
Fri Oct 14 06:52:18 2011
The rain in Spain falls WHERE? WHERE DOES IT FALL????
Tue Oct 18 21:52:16 2011
WHERE DOES SHE SELL SEASHELLS? I NEED SOME SEASHELLS!!!!
Fri Oct 21 07:01:08 2011
Girlbot and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Tue Oct 25 06:42:59 2011
Out of sight, out of mind, right?
Fri Oct 28 08:37:34 2011
Oh.
Tue Nov 1 09:32:20 2011
RUN RUN RUN IT WANTS YOUR CANDY
Fri Nov 4 06:40:04 2011
BA-ZAM
Wed Nov 9 02:49:38 2011
THEY’RE COMIN’ TO TAKE MAH LASER GUNS
Fri Mar 30 04:41:11 2012
Well, you can at least be sure she wasn’t playing Skyrim.
Tue Apr 3 04:39:52 2012
GIRLBOT, USE ARM FLAIL! RACCOON, USE LASER INCONTINENCE!
Fri Apr 6 07:41:44 2012
The Unfortunate Little Robot
Wed Apr 11 04:40:26 2012
They also solve mysteries!
Sat Apr 14 04:40:08 2012
There was a cookie here. It’s gone now.
Tue Apr 17 04:40:38 2012
You don’t wanna see the Cat-Bus.
Sat Apr 21 04:39:57 2012
Not the security blanket she needs.
Tue Apr 24 04:40:50 2012
Let the Right One In - pt. 2
Fri Apr 27 04:40:54 2012
Quiet Reflection - pt. 1
Tue May 1 04:41:28 2012
MYSTERIOUS
Fri May 4 04:40:43 2012
Quiet Reflection - pt. 3
Tue May 8 04:39:56 2012
Gives a whole new meaning to chewing the scenery! OOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!
Fri May 11 04:40:18 2012
I prefer Dominion. Or Apples to Apples.
Thu May 17 04:40:41 2012
Don't Try Anything Funny - pt. 1
Fri May 18 14:40:03 2012
THOSE DAMN BIRDS
Tue May 22 04:39:49 2012
That’s Girlbot, folks. Class out the ass.
Fri May 25 04:40:53 2012
SLUK
Tue May 29 04:39:36 2012
I never get enough PLOP-FLOP.
Sat Jun 2 20:39:44 2012
Girlbot was in charge of moving all the cookies. Into her mouth.
Wed Jun 6 04:40:53 2012
This is my porn room. No raccoons in the porn room.
Fri Jun 8 14:40:38 2012
Not depicted: nuclear holocaust.
Tue Jun 12 14:41:10 2012
I love abusing my characters. I’m just like Charles Dickens.
Fri Jun 15 07:40:49 2012
Girlbot: Framed!
Thu Jun 21 14:40:30 2012
Next picture: Girlbot puking sprinkles.
Sat Jun 23 04:40:29 2012
Uh, RUDE.
Tue Jun 26 04:39:54 2012
Oh, Girlbot, that’s your solution for everything.
Fri Jun 29 04:44:07 2012
DUUUURRRRRRRR got nothin’ sorry
Tue Jul 3 04:41:55 2012
Oh no! What’s that scribble doing to that other scribble?!
Fri Jul 6 07:41:33 2012
I hope you like weird, squishy sound effects! ‘Cuz we gots ‘em!
Tue Jul 10 04:40:40 2012
I’m PRETTY sure that’s water in the sink.
Fri Jul 13 04:41:37 2012
Girlbot: locker room warrior
Wed Jul 18 04:40:41 2012
I dunno what that thing is even supposed to BE.
Fri Jul 20 04:42:19 2012
It’s water. WATER.
Tue Jul 24 04:40:56 2012
WAIT A MINUTE GIRLBOT DOESN’T WEAR BOOTS WHAT’S THIS ABOUT HURF DURF
Wed Aug 1 04:40:34 2012
The coffee’s so old it’s in black & white!!!!
Thu Aug 2 14:40:57 2012
The coffee’s so old it’s crosshatched!!!!
Fri Aug 3 20:40:45 2012
Girlbot, get a mop! Jeeze!
Wed Aug 8 04:40:45 2012
Smells like burnt wires, probably.
Fri Aug 10 04:40:01 2012
What’s under the sheet??!!?! I BET IT’S SOMETHING DELICIOUS!!!!!!
Tue Aug 14 04:41:08 2012
I enjoy making Raccoon do gross things.
Fri Aug 17 04:40:06 2012
When Girlbot gives the cold shoulder, she GIVES the cold shoulder. Because her shoulders are actually cold.
Tue Aug 21 04:39:48 2012
Don’t worry. I’m sure Girlbot has a room full thousands of brooms.
Fri Aug 24 04:39:48 2012
Nothing good was ever found in a cracked picture frame.
Tue Aug 28 04:39:56 2012
Did I just BLOW YOUR MIND????
Fri Aug 31 04:39:53 2012
That uncomfortable moment when you find out your robot master’s terrible secret.
Wed Sep 12 04:40:11 2012
fzzzzzz
Sat Sep 22 04:44:22 2012
*slightly smelly huggles*
Tue Sep 25 04:40:56 2012
Raccoons aren’t really known for their interpersonal skills. Inter…robot…ical…?
Fri Sep 28 04:39:50 2012
I guess she’s used to this by now.
Fri Oct 5 04:39:20 2012
NOT SANTA! NOT SANTA!!!!
Fri Oct 12 04:39:41 2012
I’m running out of things to draw in Mousebot’s little speech balloons.
Tue Oct 16 04:39:40 2012
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Sat Oct 20 04:39:31 2012
ceiling raccoon is watching you
Tue Oct 23 04:39:49 2012
Worst Calvin & Hobbes fanfic ever.
Fri Oct 26 20:40:05 2012
RODEO!
Tue Oct 30 14:42:15 2012
Urge to kill… RISING…
Fri Nov 2 04:40:10 2012
I love drawing explosions.
Tue Nov 6 03:40:10 2012
MOUSEBOOOOOOOT
Fri Nov 9 03:39:31 2012
WHY YOU ACKIN’ SO CRAY-CRAY????
Tue Nov 13 19:39:31 2012
Raccoon, you need to get your gassiness under control.
Fri Nov 16 03:39:28 2012
Yeah, you pretty much never wanna see that third panel comin’ at ya.
Tue Nov 20 03:39:26 2012
Wot’s all this, HMMMMM?????
Fri Nov 23 03:39:49 2012
I’m… NOT sure this is really a good idea.
Tue Nov 27 03:39:37 2012
This is what you get for putting a raccoon in a dress.
Fri Nov 30 03:39:39 2012
I wish I could really do little things like this with Girlbot. So pretty.
Tue Dec 4 03:39:59 2012
Buttbot is actually the worst.
Fri Dec 7 03:40:34 2012
girlbot why did you agree to this
Tue Dec 11 03:40:07 2012
Sadly, this is about as glamorous as she’ll ever get.
Fri Dec 14 03:39:51 2012
Girlbot: easy to please.
Tue Dec 18 19:40:08 2012
Wet robots are hard to draw.
Fri Dec 21 03:39:50 2012
Don’t ya just HATE when that happens???
Tue Dec 25 21:39:26 2012
Girlbot: not a licensed therapist.
Sat Dec 29 03:40:35 2012
BAD LUCK!! SEVEN YEARS DUNGEON!!!!!!!
Sat Dec 29 19:39:35 2012
BAD LUCK!! SEVEN YEARS DUNGEON!!!!!!!
Tue Jan 1 03:39:39 2013
You just need to turn that frown upside down!
Fri Jan 4 03:40:02 2013
Raccoon’s got yer back!
Tue Jan 8 03:40:48 2013
It’s hard to take this comic seriously with sound effects like DONK happening.
Fri Jan 11 03:39:32 2013
WHERE ARE YOU GOING THIS IS KINDA IMPORTANT STUFF HERE
Tue Jan 15 19:39:44 2013
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
Fri Jan 18 03:40:20 2013
Don’t let her sneak up on you.
Tue Jan 22 03:39:44 2013
DRAMATIC PILLOW-FLUFFING PANEL
Fri Jan 25 06:39:40 2013
There, I fixed it.
Tue Jan 29 03:39:48 2013
Cozy???
Fri Feb 1 03:39:37 2013
turn around ~ BRIGHT EYES
Tue Feb 5 06:40:00 2013
Oh, Girlbot, what are you up to?
Sat Feb 9 03:39:55 2013
A place of honor.
Tue Feb 12 03:39:40 2013
That’s a weird place to put a framed photo, Girlbot. You’re not even listening, are you?
Fri Feb 15 03:39:33 2013
She’s not a great homemaker, let’s be honest.
Wed Feb 20 03:39:38 2013
~*~luxurious~*~
Fri Feb 22 03:39:36 2013
Robot cuddles. That’s what I should have titled this whole comic. Damn.
Tue Feb 26 03:39:45 2013
This is me IRL.
Fri Mar 1 03:39:35 2013
This comic brought to you by: CATS
Tue Mar 5 03:40:49 2013
She doesn’t have any eyelids, so… yeah.
Fri Mar 8 03:41:21 2013
Let’s play Spot the Inconsistencies. Wait, no. Actually, don’t do that.
Wed Mar 13 04:41:39 2013
where did she even get that robe
Fri Mar 15 20:40:39 2013
I guess Girlbot watched Up too many times.
Tue Mar 26 18:39:38 2013
The cold, unfeeling stars look down.
Fri Mar 29 08:39:30 2013
*cue a heartfelt rendition of Mad World*
Wed Apr 3 02:42:23 2013
WORD BALLOONS?????
Fri Apr 5 02:40:16 2013
BRILLIANT ART IDEA: anything I don’t feel like drawing, just cover it in static!
Tue Apr 9 02:41:03 2013
He’s a cutie, ain’t he?
Sat Apr 13 00:39:43 2013
Don’t eat that, Girlbot. You’ll get head cheese.
Tue Apr 16 08:40:05 2013
*CLICKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Fri Apr 19 02:40:02 2013
Girlbot has become TRON. With flowers???
Tue Apr 23 18:39:42 2013
This is how everyone’s IQ test starts, right? Just me?
Fri Apr 26 02:39:29 2013
Sad flowers! The saddest flowers!!!
Tue Apr 30 02:39:50 2013
Uh, dude, she’s RIGHT THERE.
Sat May 4 02:39:56 2013
I bet Girlbot revs in her sleep.
Mon Jun 17 02:39:27 2013
Girlbot shouldn’t have crossed those animals.
Thu Jun 20 00:40:44 2013
Girlbot, now an EVEN BIGGER abomination of science.
Fri Jun 21 02:39:38 2013
Cookies are a gateway carb.
Tue Jun 25 00:39:43 2013
That’s a tree, not giant broccoli.
Wed Jun 26 18:39:53 2013
do robots have pores_
Fri Jun 28 02:39:31 2013
Girlbot invents the interrobang.
Tue Jul 2 00:39:45 2013
Girlbot, it’s almost like you DON’T want literally a million readers. Here, wave this wand around.
Wed Jul 3 18:41:39 2013
Too much?
Mon Jul 8 18:41:40 2013
My god, it’s full of Girlbots.
Wed Jul 10 02:42:08 2013
THANKS, DAD.
Fri Jul 12 02:41:50 2013
Note: broken things can be sharp.
Mon Jul 15 02:42:02 2013
You have a broken vase and claws for hands. WHAT. DO. YOU DO.
Wed Jul 17 02:41:18 2013
Or is it hun?
Fri Jul 19 08:41:07 2013
Twice Mended - pt. 2
Mon Jul 22 02:41:08 2013
Yeah, Dad, EVERYTHING’S simple when you’ve got HANDS.
Wed Jul 24 02:41:30 2013
Portrait of a lonely man.
Fri Jul 26 02:41:13 2013
I guess he’s on shrooms in that last panel there.
Mon Jul 29 02:41:01 2013
BWAAAAHHHHH??!?!!?!??
Sat Aug 3 02:41:04 2013
OOPS MY ARMS FELL OFF
Fri Aug 9 08:41:24 2013
Alternate version: close-up shot of his nostril.
Tue Aug 13 02:41:35 2013
GHOST DAD?!?!!!????
Fri Aug 16 22:41:04 2013
Michelangelo would be proud.
Sun Aug 18 08:41:08 2013
Maybe this’ll shut him up.
Tue Aug 20 02:43:06 2013
The first panel is for ~*~the ladies~*~
Fri Aug 23 20:41:07 2013
Sorry the place is such a mess.
Tue Aug 27 20:42:09 2013
Ceiling bot is watching you.
Fri Aug 30 02:41:04 2013
Playing keep-away.
Wed Sep 4 02:41:39 2013
Instead of bubbles, boxes.
Fri Sep 6 02:41:14 2013
TA-DAAAA~!!!!
Tue Sep 10 02:41:46 2013
Makes sense.
Fri Sep 13 02:41:56 2013
*jangles Dad like car keys in front of a baby*
Tue Sep 17 22:42:15 2013
Stop faking. You don’t even have a heart.
Fri Sep 27 02:42:22 2013
I think we’re officially in nightmare territory.
Tue Oct 1 08:42:39 2013
Mmmmm, daddy issues…
Fri Oct 4 02:41:10 2013
DRAMATIC ZOOM
Fri Oct 4 17:41:03 2013
DRAMATIC ZOOM
Tue Oct 8 02:41:01 2013
Ribbons made of magic and pixels.
Fri Oct 11 02:41:15 2013
This is my Boom Stick.
Wed Oct 23 00:41:25 2013
Duh...rraww...?
Fri Oct 25 08:41:05 2013
CONGRATULATIONS
Sat Oct 26 00:42:31 2013
CONGRATULATIONS
Tue Oct 29 02:41:05 2013
Well, that’s a relief…?
Wed Nov 6 00:41:23 2013
I CAUGHT A SHINY
Fri Nov 8 20:42:33 2013
You have to go… DEEPER…
Sat Nov 9 08:41:25 2013
You have to go… DEEPER…
Fri Nov 15 02:41:07 2013
VERY EXCITING SPEEDLINES
Tue Nov 19 02:41:12 2013
HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU????
Fri Nov 22 08:41:32 2013
Talk about CHOKING DARKNESS. *badumching*
Sat Dec 21 02:41:06 2013
Sorry about Girlbot!
Tue Dec 31 08:42:51 2013
For a given value of ‘reality.’
Fri Jan 3 02:41:12 2014
girlbot you are drunk
Sat Jan 11 08:47:02 2014
Girlbot has an idea. This might be bad.
Fri Jan 17 08:41:17 2014
me IRL
Fri Jan 24 20:41:12 2014
Those are her peacocking clothes.
Tue Feb 4 20:43:07 2014
Just… leave all that stuff all over your floor, I guess…
Fri Feb 7 02:41:20 2014
Good thing robots can’t suffocate.
Fri Feb 14 22:42:42 2014
No hard feelings?
Fri Feb 21 02:41:43 2014
I haven’t changed my shirt or haircut in five years.
Fri Feb 28 20:41:37 2014
Girlbot’s shameful secret.
Sat Mar 8 00:41:27 2014
Google ‘legschilla.’ Same general idea.
Fri Mar 14 20:41:28 2014
She has that thing for butterflies, in any form.
Tue Mar 25 02:41:05 2014
The bathrobe is actually a psychic vampire, sucking out your energy and will to ‘do things.’ DON’T BE FOOLED.
Fri Mar 28 02:41:17 2014
Girlbot, that’s a Canadian penny. They don’t even use those anymore.
Fri Apr 4 02:41:37 2014
Girlbot has terrible convention ettiquette.
Fri Apr 11 08:41:18 2014
BEHOLD! A WONDERLAND OF JUNK!
Fri Apr 18 20:41:06 2014
Arts & crafts!
Fri Apr 25 22:41:14 2014
spoopy Girlbot
Sat May 3 08:41:07 2014
And that’s how Girlbot makes iced tea.
Fri May 9 22:40:59 2014
That was the last spoon. Now, onto the sporks.
Fri May 16 22:41:06 2014
TAH-DAAAHHHH!!!
Tue May 20 20:41:10 2014
TAH-DAAAHHHH!!!
Tue May 27 22:41:09 2014
…I don’t think she can even digest pepperoni.
Sat May 31 02:42:55 2014
Good ol’ bucket. Always there when you need it.
Sat Jun 7 00:40:58 2014
Apples are great, until the person next to you is eating donuts.
Fri Jun 13 22:19:09 2014
If you gaze too long into the abyss, you get a cookie.
Sat Jun 21 08:42:23 2014
She should’ve smashed a watermelon. Always a hit!
Fri Jun 27 22:41:10 2014
pretzel, flower, swan, Mondrian
Sat Jul 5 02:41:19 2014
*flag waves majestically as The Star Spangled Banner is played slightly out-of-tune*
Fri Jul 11 08:41:01 2014
At least they don’t talk during the movie.
Fri Jul 18 02:41:12 2014
And now you know.
Fri Jul 25 08:41:17 2014
She can hug the sun because she is a robot and therefore immune to plasma.
Fri Aug 1 02:41:08 2014
She just really likes dumping buckets of water on people, I guess.
Fri Aug 8 08:41:01 2014
Just hang her on a coat hook.
Sat Aug 16 08:41:06 2014
Girlbot has finally given someone PTSD.
Fri Aug 22 08:41:04 2014
I guess ‘bing’ means ‘do whatever would be most helpful in the current situation.’ It works!
Fri Aug 29 02:41:05 2014
Off-panel, Raccoon eats the burlap scrap because why not.
Wed Sep 3 02:40:56 2014
Urge to kill fading… fading… fading… RISING! …fading… gone…
Fri Sep 5 02:41:05 2014
What a spooky ghost costume!
Wed Sep 10 00:41:04 2014
Convenient mirror shards.
Fri Sep 12 22:40:56 2014
I looked at SO MANY hijab-wrapping tutorials, you guys.
Tue Sep 16 08:41:13 2014
Continuity is not my friend.
Fri Sep 19 02:41:07 2014
YOINK is my favorite sound effect.
Tue Sep 23 02:41:23 2014
Don’t ever ask me to draw a map of Girlbot’s house. Just don’t.
Sat Sep 27 02:42:25 2014
WHY DOES A ROBOT NEED A KITCHEN
Tue Sep 30 02:41:03 2014
Let’s take this tea party on the road!
Fri Oct 3 22:40:59 2014
Silly Raccoon! Cookies are for Girlbots!
Tue Oct 7 22:41:10 2014
forgive meeeeeee
Fri Oct 17 08:41:07 2014
boo
Fri Oct 24 08:41:08 2014
Girlbot has obtained +5 Cute Backpack of Infinite Holding!
Tue Oct 28 02:40:55 2014
BONK = instant comedy
Fri Oct 31 17:41:23 2014
Raccoon obviously smells those cookies.
Tue Nov 4 02:41:08 2014
Last panel looks familiar. Hmmm…
Fri Nov 7 02:41:06 2014
My thoughts exactly.
Tue Nov 11 20:41:15 2014
Stupid carefree butterflies.
Fri Nov 14 02:41:10 2014
Some critters can’t take a hint.
Tue Nov 18 22:41:04 2014
I dunno what’s so interesting out there. Is it the clouds? Clouds are cool, I guess.
Fri Nov 21 02:42:44 2014
Raccoons don’t give up that easily.
Tue Nov 25 02:40:51 2014
The things I draw for you people.
Fri Nov 28 22:41:01 2014
You can lead a raccoon to water…
Tue Dec 2 02:41:05 2014
The gripping majesty of the cartoon waterfall.
Fri Dec 5 02:42:28 2014
Aw, is that a smile? ‘Bout time.
Mon Dec 8 02:40:56 2014
LOOK AT HOW HIGH I AM ARE YOU LOOKING
Fri Dec 12 20:42:26 2014
~*~ doggie paddle ~*~
Tue Dec 16 02:40:43 2014
Good one.
Fri Dec 19 08:40:47 2014
And then they drowned.
Tue Dec 23 02:40:39 2014
so fuzzy
Tue Dec 30 02:40:39 2014
aspect-to-aspect panel transitions FTW
Fri Jan 2 17:40:42 2015
BORING
Tue Jan 6 02:40:42 2015
If you can’t beat ‘em…
Fri Jan 9 02:41:41 2015
Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
Tue Jan 13 02:39:08 2015
The world is your mollusc.
Fri Jan 16 02:39:02 2015
What a cozy hammock! Oh, you ruined it.
Tue Jan 20 17:39:11 2015
You can always rely on Helping Hands.
Fri Jan 23 02:41:15 2015
Seems legit.
Fri Jan 30 02:39:16 2015
Brought to you by German tabletop games.
Sat Feb 7 00:40:43 2015
Spot blacks, my nemesis.
Fri Feb 13 22:39:33 2015
Robots don’t need luck.
Sat Feb 21 00:39:19 2015
That’s trust.
Tue Feb 24 08:39:28 2015
And we’re on our way!
Fri Feb 27 20:39:13 2015
FOOM is the sound three raccoons plummeting through a cloud bank sounds like, obviously.
Sun Mar 1 02:39:23 2015
FOOM is the sound three raccoons plummeting through a cloud bank sounds like, obviously.
Wed Mar 4 00:39:13 2015
gross
Wed Mar 4 22:39:21 2015
gross
Fri Mar 6 02:39:21 2015
All according to plan.
Tue Mar 10 02:39:33 2015
I considered for a full minute the exact sound a deploying DIY parachute should make.
Fri Mar 13 08:39:28 2015
SURPRISE!
Tue Mar 17 20:39:25 2015
It’s made of tough stuff.
Fri Mar 20 02:39:23 2015
Pictured: me after not getting into SPX.
Tue Mar 24 02:39:13 2015
Gasp! Something just off-panel!
Fri Mar 27 02:39:16 2015
Target sighted.
Tue Mar 31 22:39:43 2015
Time to bust out those Simon skills.
Fri Apr 3 08:39:28 2015
Guys, I just got a kooky new idea for a song!
Tue Apr 7 08:41:00 2015
Why didn’t randomly hitting buttons work??? Now for lasers.
Fri Apr 10 02:39:19 2015
Girlbot’s all blue & sketchy when no one’s paying attention to her.
Wed Apr 15 00:43:21 2015
All part of the plan!
Sat Apr 18 02:39:33 2015
Not pictured: Josh & me slamming Ovaltine immediately after the police leave.
Tue Apr 21 20:40:20 2015
This is a totally normal situation.
Fri Apr 24 20:39:25 2015
What’s your problem, weirdo?
Tue Apr 28 02:40:06 2015
~ p e e r p r e s s u r e ~
Fri May 1 02:39:25 2015
Do this! Don’t do that! Can’t you read the sign???
Wed May 6 02:39:14 2015
I just think ‘stranglet’ is a cool word.
Fri May 8 08:39:14 2015
Hands up, who saw this one coming?
Tue May 12 02:39:14 2015
The person who painted the signs at this facility was wasn’t very good with the letter E.
Fri May 15 08:39:23 2015
Check out that… process???
Wed May 20 00:39:08 2015
ASPECT-TO-ASPECT LIKE A BOSS
Fri May 22 20:39:11 2015
Environments: not my strong suit.
Tue May 26 20:39:16 2015
WELL THIS IS FUN
Fri May 29 08:39:15 2015
SAY WHAAAAAAT
Tue Jun 2 17:39:11 2015
Raccoonius cartoonius
Tue Jun 16 22:39:09 2015
Oh, they have the machine that goes PING!
Fri Jun 19 22:39:03 2015
Why would you even do that.
Tue Jun 23 20:39:12 2015
See? Now you won’t do thata again.
Fri Jun 26 17:39:22 2015
Girlbot’s all about love, you guys.
Wed Jul 1 00:39:08 2015
My first cameo in this comic. Go on, guess.
Sat Jul 4 08:39:14 2015
Took her a minute there.
Fri Jul 10 08:39:11 2015
LET’S GET KRUNK
Wed Jul 15 02:39:24 2015
The even odder sequel to Lizard Music.
Thu Jul 16 02:39:36 2015
The even odder sequel to Lizard Music.
Fri Jul 17 02:39:18 2015
*DRAMATIC CUE*
Tue Jul 21 02:39:17 2015
I guess this isn’t new to her.
Sat Jul 25 08:39:38 2015
What they’re testing for, I have no idea.
Wed Jul 29 02:39:27 2015
In case you’re wondering, all that food is super stale.
Fri Jul 31 22:39:23 2015
WHERE DID SHE GET THOSE. ARE THOSE BABY TEETH.
Fri Aug 7 22:39:23 2015
Not pictured: everything getting knocked over constantly.
Tue Aug 18 02:39:37 2015
You know she just picked it because it has a naked dude on the cover.
Fri Aug 21 02:39:27 2015
TURN AROUND LOOK AT WHAT YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE IN HER FACE THE MIRROR OF YOUR DREEEEEEEAAAAMMMMS
Fri Aug 28 17:39:35 2015
I guess it’s more of a wardobe than a bureau…
Fri Sep 4 02:40:04 2015
Don’t worry. That’s a tranquilizer gun.
Fri Sep 18 17:39:28 2015
Tue Sep 22 20:39:22 2015
All those books are blank inside.
Fri Sep 25 17:39:30 2015
Well, that’s not coming off.
Fri Oct 2 22:39:10 2015
This wasn’t very well thought-out.
Fri Oct 9 22:39:13 2015
And just keep pulling out forever to reveal larger and larger spiders.
Fri Jan 15 17:40:48 2016
Girlbot's officially on hiatus.
Thu Sep 14 02:46:35 2017
Girlbot's officially on hiatus.