ComicGet version -75 slightly alpha, It Hurts!! archive

Thu Jul 28 23:23:05 2016

Thu Jul 28 23:26:42 2016

Chapter 6: Space Adventure!

Thu Jul 28 23:32:42 2016

Fri Jul 29 00:14:09 2016

Mon Aug 1 00:38:09 2016

Fri Aug 5 02:38:07 2016

Fri Aug 12 00:38:07 2016

Mon Aug 15 00:38:07 2016

427: A Matter of Taste

Wed Aug 17 00:38:08 2016

428: Happiness in Slavery

Fri Aug 19 02:38:09 2016

429: Not So Bad

Mon Aug 29 00:38:10 2016

Sat Sep 3 22:44:32 2016

Mon Sep 5 20:38:08 2016

Mon Sep 12 00:38:09 2016

Sat Sep 17 00:38:08 2016

Sun Sep 25 14:38:12 2016

Sun Sep 25 20:38:07 2016

Wed Sep 28 00:38:05 2016

435: See Ya Later

Fri Sep 30 00:38:06 2016

Mon Oct 3 00:38:05 2016

437: Goofing Around

Wed Oct 5 00:38:12 2016

438: Decorating

Fri Oct 7 00:38:06 2016

439: Night Night, Asshole

Mon Oct 10 00:38:08 2016

Wed Oct 12 02:38:06 2016

441: It Is What It Is

Fri Oct 14 00:38:07 2016

Mon Oct 17 00:38:06 2016

443: Breakfast

Wed Oct 19 00:38:05 2016

444: Walk to School

Wed Nov 9 00:38:06 2016

445: Hell High

Fri Nov 11 00:38:06 2016

446: There You Are

Mon Nov 14 00:38:07 2016

447: Algebra II

Wed Nov 16 00:38:08 2016

Wed Nov 23 00:38:08 2016

Thu Nov 24 20:38:07 2016

Fri Nov 25 00:38:07 2016

Mon Nov 28 00:38:08 2016

451: Advanced Chemistry

Wed Nov 30 00:38:07 2016

452: Game Store

Fri Dec 2 00:38:08 2016

453: Video Games

Mon Dec 5 00:38:07 2016

454: Back to Basics

Wed Dec 7 00:38:06 2016

455: How Are You?

Fri Dec 9 00:38:07 2016

Mon Dec 12 00:38:07 2016

Fri Dec 16 00:38:06 2016

458: Choice

Mon Dec 19 00:38:06 2016

459: Gym

Mon Dec 19 02:38:05 2016

459: Gym

Fri Dec 23 00:38:07 2016

“Merry Christmas, Buds” by LuckPunch

Sat Dec 31 08:38:07 2016

Katie by Yuri-Pr1ncess

Tue Jan 3 00:38:10 2017

Mon Jan 9 00:38:08 2017

Mon Jan 23 14:38:10 2017

Tue Jan 31 02:38:08 2017

Sun Feb 5 20:38:08 2017

Sun Feb 12 22:38:09 2017

Mon Feb 20 22:38:07 2017

Wed Mar 1 00:38:14 2017

Wed Mar 1 14:38:14 2017

Sun Mar 12 17:38:13 2017

Wed Mar 22 22:38:18 2017

Thu Mar 30 17:38:17 2017

Fri Mar 31 20:38:14 2017

Sun Apr 9 14:38:14 2017

Sun Apr 16 17:38:14 2017

Mon May 1 02:38:14 2017

Sat May 6 14:38:16 2017

Sat May 27 02:38:17 2017

Chapter 1: Pasqualo Falls In Love

Tue May 7 23:14:24 2019

095: Wholesome Family Values

Wed May 8 00:18:16 2019

096: The Woman

Fri May 10 00:18:15 2019

097: No Idea

Mon May 13 00:18:15 2019

098: Gee Thanks Don’t Mention It

Wed May 15 00:18:16 2019

099: Definitely a Date

Fri May 17 00:18:14 2019

100: Can’t Buy Me Love

Mon May 20 00:18:15 2019

101: A League of Ordinary Gentleladies

Mon May 20 13:18:16 2019

101: A League of Ordinary Gentleladies

Wed May 22 00:18:14 2019

102: John McCain’s Straight Talk Express

Fri May 24 00:18:17 2019

Mon May 27 00:18:14 2019

Wed May 29 00:18:15 2019

106: The Silent Jackhammer of Justice

Wed May 29 13:18:16 2019

106: The Silent Jackhammer of Justice

Fri May 31 00:18:20 2019

107: War Council

Mon Jul 1 13:18:23 2019

Mon Jul 15 00:18:14 2019

108: Spy Kids

Wed Jul 17 00:18:17 2019

109: Infiltration

Fri Jul 19 00:18:16 2019

110: My Favourite Things

Mon Jul 22 00:18:15 2019

111: There Was Once a Neon Glob of “Something” In My Taco Meat

Wed Jul 24 00:18:24 2019

112: Shaq-Fu

Fri Jul 26 00:18:51 2019

113: Ygrene Euoy fo Roloc eht Si Rebma

Fri Jul 26 06:18:21 2019

113: Ygrene Ruoy fo Roloc eht Si Rebma

Mon Jul 29 09:09:05 2019

114: Problem Solved

Wed Jul 31 00:20:31 2019

115: Poor Unfortunate Souls

Fri Aug 2 00:18:34 2019

116: Re-Strategizating

Mon Aug 5 00:18:21 2019

117: What Are Friends For? No, Really. Can You Tell Me? I Really Don’t Know.

Tue Aug 6 22:18:21 2019

118: Fine.

Fri Aug 9 00:18:17 2019

119: We Should Probably Check Up on Patience at Some Point

Mon Aug 12 00:18:17 2019

120: Hey, Remember When Bowser Vored Mario?

Wed Aug 14 00:21:15 2019

121: This is a Betrayal On Levels that No One’s Ever Seen!

Fri Aug 16 00:18:21 2019

122: Pomeranian Screams, Pomeranian Schemes

Mon Aug 19 00:18:32 2019

123: Cracker Madness

Wed Aug 21 00:18:25 2019

124: Katie the Bully

Fri Aug 23 00:18:22 2019

125: A Dog is a Dog For Life

Mon Aug 26 00:18:22 2019

126: Most Well-Known for Playing Harry McGraw on Murder She Wrote

Wed Aug 28 00:18:19 2019

127: Pretty Sure it’s You, Champ

Fri Aug 30 00:18:35 2019

128: Oingus Boingus

Mon Sep 2 00:18:32 2019

129: If Only We Were Ninjas and Turtles Too

Wed Sep 4 00:18:33 2019

130: Epilogue: Sorry Not Sorry

Wed Oct 30 00:18:20 2019

Fri Nov 1 00:18:20 2019

132: Dangerous Presence

Mon Nov 4 00:18:26 2019

133: The Little Snowmaid

Wed Nov 6 00:18:26 2019

134: Snow Angels in the Outfield

Fri Nov 8 00:18:28 2019

135: Snowman of La Mancha

Mon Nov 11 00:18:21 2019

Wed Nov 13 00:18:23 2019

137: Melanie from the Dog Store

Fri Nov 15 00:18:21 2019

138: Fabulous Thunderdogs

Mon Nov 18 00:18:28 2019

139: Happy Dogsgiving

Tue Nov 19 15:18:21 2019

139: Happy Dogsgiving

Wed Nov 20 00:18:22 2019

Thu Nov 21 15:18:29 2019

Fri Nov 22 00:18:24 2019

141: A dog’s life? A dog’s KNIFE.

Mon Nov 25 00:18:24 2019

142: Doggy Dog Dog Dog

Wed Nov 27 00:18:20 2019

Fri Nov 29 00:18:21 2019

Mon Dec 2 00:18:19 2019

145: Hey, Igloooooo

Wed Dec 4 00:18:24 2019

Fri Dec 6 00:18:20 2019

147: Epilogue: Cutie Snow Honey

Mon Dec 9 00:18:29 2019

Mon Dec 23 00:18:35 2019

Tue Dec 31 07:18:13 2019

Mon Jan 13 00:18:19 2020

Mon Feb 17 00:18:12 2020

Fri Feb 21 00:18:11 2020

152: Hamburger Hinderer

Mon Feb 24 00:18:11 2020

As a kid, every time I was called on to read in class, I felt like it was an opportunity to show off the fact that I could read. Even today, as an idiot in my 30s, when I'm taking safety training classes at work and I'm called on to read, I still feel proud. Proud that I can read.

Fri Feb 28 00:18:14 2020

Well the script didn't say there WASN'T a guy walking down the hallway shitting all over a fire hydrant, so... Btw alt text only started on comic 153. It's all good.

Fri Feb 28 07:18:10 2020

Well the script didn't say there WASN'T a guy walking down the hallway shitting all over a fire hydrant, so... Btw alt text only started on comic 153. It's all good.

Mon Mar 2 00:18:50 2020

Sometimes after I eat a bunch of cheese and tomatoes, I feel like Tubsy looks here. You ever go to a tomato and cheese party? They also serve coffee and demand that you drink 4 cups. One time I got into that Fry zone with the coffee and just ate all the cheese and tomatoes when everyone was all frozen in time. Then I took a huge ALT TEXT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY POKEMON SWORD AND SHIELD! POKEMON: YA CAN'T JUST HAVE THE ONE, YOU KNOW. Btw, alt text started comic 153. Chill, friends.

Fri Mar 6 00:18:20 2020

I used to play Team Fortress 2 on this old, laggy laptop where, even if I had all the settings low as shit, I would just barely be able to play. Later on, I got a decent PC and played again and it was nice and smooooth. This is when I learned that I just suck at FPS games, no matter what. I think the genre of games I'm best at is Zelda games. Especially the ones I've beaten already 10 times. :'( Oh and alt-text began comic 153.

Mon Mar 9 00:18:13 2020

Sometimes I feel like a big silly turkey. I mean I wish I had my own ghost army like Aragorn had in Lord of the Rings, but I know that could never happen. But I still wish. alt text started comic 153

Fri Mar 13 00:18:10 2020

Sometimes when you're skateboarding and ram into a twig on the sidewalk, you go flying. But while you're flying through the air, make sure you take a moment to remember the good things you got. Like your skateboard back there. alt text started comic 153

Mon Mar 16 00:18:12 2020

When I was a kid, and I mean a young kid too little to ride a bike without training wheels, I walked to the end of our neighborhood where the main road was and started dancing like a crazy person for all the cars speeding by. I got a lot of honks and luckily no abductions. Minutes later, my dad came SPEEDING up in his car and screamed, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" before grabbing me and taking me home. I didn't understand then, but I guess he just didn't want me getting thrown in a strange van. It wasn't that he didn't like dancing. I did almost get thrown in a strange van some years later. I was rollerblading and this van pulls up and the guy was like, "Hey kid, come here! You like rollerblading?!" Luckily I had the smarts to tell him, "No I don't," before speeding away on the rollerblades I was wearing. alt text started comic 153

Fri Mar 20 00:18:10 2020

When I was a little idiot running around, I used to think Ace of Base's "I Saw the Sign" was about a literal physical sign with something written on it. That it was such a profound sign it changed Ace of Base's life. It is only natural to include sign humor in any art. alt text began comic 153

Mon Mar 23 00:18:11 2020

Ever try reading manga by candlelight? It kinda sucks. Our power went out this past summer and I tried reading my wife's Dorohedoro volumes. I ended up seeing enough to know it's-a pretty cool. alt text started comic 153

Fri Mar 27 00:18:13 2020

Dogs are fun and cool. I saw a dog the other day and said, "Wow, that is one cool dude." It barked angrily as if it were saying, "Thanks, bro!" alt text started comic 153

Fri Mar 27 22:18:12 2020

Dogs are fun and cool. I saw a dog the other day and said, "Wow, that is one cool dude." It barked angrily as if it were saying, "Thanks, bro!" alt text started comic 153

Mon Mar 30 10:06:14 2020

Watching 2001 A Space Odyssey during my first official day of quarantine. It's 3/17/2020 when I'm typing this. Ooohhhh I typed this 13 days ago! WHOOAAHH! I hope this whole thing goes well. I dunno, I'm just gonna draw a lot and rewatch the same movies I've watched 80,000,000 times before. It's gonna be fun! Plus I'll get to go out and swordfight people over toilet paper. Wish me luck, fam!

Fri Apr 3 07:47:12 2020

Imagine being the first bird who figured out how to fly. All the other birds would be like, "HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS BENNY UP TO?! BENNY!!! BENNY!!! HEY BENNY Y- YOU STOP... DOING THAT THING-- I MEAN GET THE HELL DOWN HERE, MATE! I THINK US BIRDS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE GROUND ALL THE TIME!! I MEAN I THINK SO!! SHIT!!! COME ON BENNY!!!"

Mon Apr 6 09:18:08 2020

I have nothing to say about that man. Nothing at all. If you ask me about that man, I will likely have nothing to say. Maybe a few things, but not much. Okay, I will probably have a lot to say. Fine. He's a man who sits on a gun store roof chain smoking. Are you happy? No? Well, I hope you become happy soon. Oh and by the way, alt text started at comic 153

Fri Apr 10 00:09:52 2020

When I went to high school in New Jersey, every Friday, my family would have this for dinner: sausage pizza from the pizza place, cheesesteaks / hoagies from the hoagie place, and egg rolls / fried rice from the Chinese place. I will always treasure that food and how delicious it was. Back then, I ran cross country, so it didn't completely destroy me; it just made me a slow-ass runner. Fuck yeah. Oh and GUESS WHAT? alt text began comic 153.

Mon Apr 13 03:15:08 2020

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Fri Apr 17 03:15:15 2020

So right now it's 3/28/20 as I type this and I watched the Steven Universe Future finale yesterday. I bawled like a fucking moron for a good 15 minutes after. Oh and I bawled like a goofball during the thing too. Stevie U is a show I followed from the beginning. Shit just hit me hard. Sometimes when I love a comic or show so much and then look at my own projects I think, "My God, this is leagues beyond anything I'll ever be capable of." Eventually I'll boot myself in the buns and get my head straight, reminding myself to just keep improving my shit. Keep making smart art and writing choices. And then make an equal amount of stupid ones ;3 Hugs are great. Almost as great as the fact that alt text started comic 153.So right now it's 3/28/20 as I type this and I watched the Steven Universe Future finale yesterday. I bawled like a fucking moron for a good 15 minutes after. Oh and I bawled like a goofball during the thing too. Stevie U is a show I followed from the beginning. Shit just hit me hard. Sometimes when I love a comic or show so much and then look at my own projects I think, "My God, this is leagues beyond anything I'll ever be capable of." Eventually I'll boot myself in the buns and get my head straight, reminding myself to just keep improving my shit. Keep making smart art and writing choices. And then make an equal amount of stupid ones ;3 Hugs are great. Almost as great as the fact that alt text started comic 153.So right now it's 3/28/20 as I type this and I watched the Steven Universe Future finale yesterday. I bawled like a fucking moron for a good 15 minutes after. Oh and I bawled like a goofball during the thing too. Stevie U is a show I followed from the beginning. Shit just hit me hard. Sometimes when I love a comic or show so much and then look at my own projects I think, "My God, this is leagues beyond anything I'll ever be capable of." Eventually I'll boot myself in the buns and get my head straight, reminding myself to just keep improving my shit. Keep making smart art and writing choices. And then make an equal amount of stupid ones ;3 Hugs are great. Almost as great as the fact that alt text started comic 153.So right now it's 3/28/20 as I type this and I watched the Steven Universe Future finale yesterday. I bawled like a fucking moron for a good 15 minutes after. Oh and I bawled like a goofball during the thing too. Stevie U is a show I followed from the beginning. Shit just hit me hard. Sometimes when I love a comic or show so much and then look at my own projects I think, "My God, this is leagues beyond anything I'll ever be capable of." Eventually I'll boot myself in the buns and get my head straight, reminding myself to just keep improving my shit. Keep making smart art and writing choices. And then make an equal amount of stupid ones ;3 Hugs are great. Almost as great as the fact that alt text started comic 153.

Mon Apr 20 03:15:09 2020

I made this Pasq comic the first day back to work during the quarantine. We're an essential business! Hey! Anyway, during my break, I found this lint-free wipe that we were using to wipe off orange dry-erase marker off a whiteboard. It looked like cheeto (I mean Dorito) dust, so I went with that. I like drawing budgies. Or any silly looking bird, generally. I had a budgie when I was in 5th grade and I named her Eagle because she was this tiny little thing and eagles are pretty dang huge in comparison. Now THAT'S sheer artistry. Alt text began comic 153 yoI made this Pasq comic the first day back to work during the quarantine. We're an essential business! Hey! Anyway, during my break, I found this lint-free wipe that we were using to wipe off orange dry-erase marker off a whiteboard. It looked like cheeto (I mean Dorito) dust, so I went with that. I like drawing budgies. Or any silly looking bird, generally. I had a budgie when I was in 5th grade and I named her Eagle because she was this tiny little thing and eagles are pretty dang huge in comparison. Now THAT'S sheer artistry. Alt text began comic 153 yo

Fri Apr 24 03:15:12 2020

When I was really little, maybe 7 or something, I saw a ghost. Or something like a ghost. I saw a lot of ghosts in the house I grew up in. Could've been hallucinations or whatever. Who knows? Anyway, I woke up in the middle of the night and saw what I thought was my younger brother standing at my doorway, shaking his head "no." I was like "JUSTIN GO BACK TO BED!" But he wouldn't leave. I actually got out of bed and walked up to "him." As I got closer, his face disappeared and there was a boy with no face shaking his head "no" very slowly. I ran to the bathroom, turned on the lights, and fell asleep on the bathroom floor. Alt text began comic 153

Mon Apr 27 03:15:12 2020

I've never been good at having actual sketchbooks. It's partially because, I've never really practiced outside of actually making comics and cartoons all that much. As you can tell. Plus, I got a thrill out of just filling my school notebooks with dumb doodles. That's part of the reason that for years, I refused to draw comics on anything but looseleaf paper. Now THAT's sheer artistry. alt text began comic 153 guys

Fri May 1 03:15:10 2020

Back when I did IT HURTS, I was the main guy in charge of actual writing. While Josef and I developed the thing together, I did a lot of wrench throwing, and sort of taking weird roads to get to destinations and shit. I gotta say, I'm having a lot of fun being in the passenger's seat most of the time. A big part of me that's like a fan drawing a series that he's a fan of, being hyped, wondering where it's gonna go. I hope that makes sense. If it doesn't then just remember that alt text started comic 153.

Mon May 4 03:15:55 2020

I was really hoping we would see her again and here she is. Now that I think of it, parts of Eliza's and Melanie's personalities are based on babysitters I had as a kid. There were some really cool and weird girls in my neighborhood. One time a babysitter pretended she was dead and I just started crying. It ruled. Alt text started comic 153!

Fri May 8 03:15:10 2020

When this comic goes up, My wife and I will have been together for 10 years (Our "we started dating" anniverary is on May the Fourth). It blows my mind. A whole decade! Happy anniversary again, Grail! My love for you is like a truck. And it always will be. A mega truck, the size of the sun. Several suns. The universe and beyond. Imagine that truck. Berserker. alt text? why, that began at comic 153.

Sat May 9 18:15:08 2020

Mon May 11 03:15:12 2020

Sometimes I get so stressed out at my job that when the day is almost over and the work is done, I don't actually believe that I'm done. I'll pace around just checking things over and over. Then in my car on the drive home, I'll fret. And when I'm laying in bed. I love work! In other news, when I was little and stressed out, I would just ride my bike places around town, with no destination in mind. I should get back into that! It was so much fun. Comic 153 was the ORIGIN of alt text

Fri May 15 03:15:09 2020

I've used this location so many damn times in both PFM and IH. The tree isn't actually there in IH. It's supposed to be Pasq and Aurora's love tree from early IH and I just kinda plopped it ontop of that hill. The park is a real park called Laurel Acres and I spent a lot of time there as a kid playing on the swings and realizing that alt text started comic 153. I didn't know what it meant then but now I do.

Mon May 18 00:03:57 2020

God, Serial Experiments Lain is good. I'm on my 3rd watchthrough right now and it's a work of art through and through. Just like the potato. I mean you can mash a potato, turn it into fries, hash browns, whatever. Just like anime bloop blappy blah comic 153 begin alt text

Fri May 22 00:32:02 2020

When I was little, I collected Ninja Turtle action figures. Also He-Man and Thunder Cats. I played with them all together at once and I'm pretty sure I invented the concept of the "crossover." Also I had a ton of army men and tanks and shit just laying everywhere. So I had opposing armies, Ninja Turtles, Thunder Cats, and He-Mans. It was awesome and they should've made a TV show out of comic 153 because it's the first comic that features alt text.When I was little, I collected Ninja Turtle action figures. Also He-Man and Thunder Cats. I played with them all together at once and I'm pretty sure I invented the concept of the "crossover." Also I had a ton of army men and tanks and shit just laying everywhere. So I had opposing armies, Ninja Turtles, Thunder Cats, and He-Mans. It was awesome and they should've made a TV show out of comic 153 because it's the first comic that features alt text.When I was little, I collected Ninja Turtle action figures. Also He-Man and Thunder Cats. I played with them all together at once and I'm pretty sure I invented the concept of the "crossover." Also I had a ton of army men and tanks and shit just laying everywhere. So I had opposing armies, Ninja Turtles, Thunder Cats, and He-Mans. It was awesome and they should've made a TV show out of comic 153 because it's the first comic that features alt text.

Mon Aug 3 22:15:10 2020

Fri Aug 7 00:15:11 2020

There is a colony of feral cats at my work. My favorite one is this black one that lets me hang out with him at a distance while I goof around on my phone and get fresh air. He probably thinks I might give him food, because some of my coworkers feed the cats. I'd like to think he actually trusts the fact that alt text began comic 153.

Mon Aug 10 00:15:13 2020

Back in middle school, taco day was my favorite lunch day. However, one day, I got a scoop of taco meat with some gnarly neon orange stuff in my taco. I took a bite of it and it tasted awful. I really don't know what the hell could've oranged that meat like that, but I never had taco school lunch after that. Luckily, I discovered there were other places aside from school where I could get tacos. My favorite place to get tacos is "Alt Text Began at Comic 153: The Restaurant."

Fri Aug 14 00:15:27 2020

My favorite thing to do as a kid was wander through the woods. I would collect beer bottles and smash them. One time, I found a trash can that was FULL of beer bottles. I reached in and grabbed a bunch. When I pulled my arm out, it was covered with maggots and smelled like shit. More specifically, a skunk stink. I went home and my folks freaked. Did the whole tomato soup thing localized on my arm. I was bummed out, because I was supposed to spend the night at my best friend's house that night, but instead, I had to stay at home. It wasn't all bad though, because my parents rented me Mortal Kombat 1 on Sega Genesis and then reminded me that alt text started comic 153.

Mon Aug 17 00:15:09 2020

Wow, my brain just doesn't work without coffee. Anyway, speaking of coffee, my garbage disposal broke because I kept feeding it coffee grounds. Pretty wack of me to do that. Sorry, disposal. I've been watching Detroiters. It was a really really funny show and it's a shame it got cancelled. It's got Tim Robinson, who made the show I Think You Should Leave, which I think is one of the funniest things ever made. Though you could argue comic 153 is funnier because that's where alt text started.

Fri Aug 21 00:15:10 2020

Urusei Yatsura is pretty fun so far. I've finally, FINALLY started to check it out after all these years. I've been a fan of Rumiko Takahashi stuff since my early anime days. Ranma was my main jam. Thing is, Ranma really fell into this repetition that I really started to dislike after 7 seasons, a bunch of OVAs, and a movie or two. Also, Inuyasha was good. Oh yeah! I forgot, I was watching Maison Ikkoku for a while and forgot to finish it. I've got catching up to do all over the place. Before I let you go, don't forget to eat your peas, do at least one push-up, and tell a friend they're cool each and every day. Thank you. Alt text started comic 153.Urusei Yatsura is pretty fun so far. I've finally, FINALLY started to check it out after all these years. I've been a fan of Rumiko Takahashi stuff since my early anime days. Ranma was my main jam. Thing is, Ranma really fell into this repetition that I really started to dislike after 7 seasons, a bunch of OVAs, and a movie or two. Also, Inuyasha was good. Oh yeah! I forgot, I was watching Maison Ikkoku for a while and forgot to finish it. I've got catching up to do all over the place. Before I let you go, don't forget to eat your peas, do at least one push-up, and tell a friend they're cool each and every day. Thank you. Alt text started comic 153.

Mon Aug 24 00:15:13 2020

I recently started the first few episodes of the new Fruits Basket anime. I decided to watch it in English because the old cast reprises their roles. Aaand they still got it! This is around the time when Funimation just started to dub shows well. I think Yu Yu Hakusho might've been their first good dub. I didn't watch Blue Gender, but I think Fruits Basket was their next acquisition after that. A little anime dubbing history lesson. Ah, the early 2000s. I'm old. At least I'm not as old as alt text, which started comic 153.

Fri Aug 28 00:15:10 2020

A few recent things I discovered, after talking to Josef: Patience is about a year older than Ally and Pasq, but they're all freshmen. However, Trisssh is a sophomore. How about that! In other news, I'm very happy with Pasqualo's current Pizza Puppy outfit. I'm playing Rocket League right now, but I play it maybe once every other month, so I forget the controls every time. I think it adds to the alt text started comic 153.A few recent things I discovered, after talking to Josef: Patience is about a year older than Ally and Pasq, but they're all freshmen. However, Trisssh is a sophomore. How about that! In other news, I'm very happy with Pasqualo's current Pizza Puppy outfit. I'm playing Rocket League right now, but I play it maybe once every other month, so I forget the controls every time. I think it adds to the alt text started comic 153.

Mon Oct 5 18:15:11 2020

Pizza. Ah, pizza. Whoever invented pizza must have been some sort of cosmic mega genius. I would say that the best pizza I've ever had was in New Jersey. My favorite chain is Scotto's Pizza. They'd make this super good Sicilian-style pizza. It tastes almost as good as comic 153, which is where alt text began. Delicious.

Fri Oct 9 00:15:11 2020

I've been appreciating colder weather much more these past few years. There's something kind of cozy about throwing on a bunch of blankets to warm up. When it's too hot, you can't really... I dunno, turn on the A/C or something. Unless you have A/C. I wish I had A/C. Another interesting fact is that just this morning I started watching Fargo, after seeing the Fargo movie on Netflix. And I seriously can't believe that Bilbo Baggins called that guy on the phone and said that alt text started comic 153.I've been appreciating colder weather much more these past few years. There's something kind of cozy about throwing on a bunch of blankets to warm up. When it's too hot, you can't really... I dunno, turn on the A/C or something. Unless you have A/C. I wish I had A/C. Another interesting fact is that just this morning I started watching Fargo, after seeing the Fargo movie on Netflix. And I seriously can't believe that Bilbo Baggins called that guy on the phone and said that alt text started comic 153.I've been appreciating colder weather much more these past few years. There's something kind of cozy about throwing on a bunch of blankets to warm up. When it's too hot, you can't really... I dunno, turn on the A/C or something. Unless you have A/C. I wish I had A/C. Another interesting fact is that just this morning I started watching Fargo, after seeing the Fargo movie on Netflix. And I seriously can't believe that Bilbo Baggins called that guy on the phone and said that alt text started comic 153.

Mon Oct 12 00:15:10 2020

Final Fantasy XIV is pretty fun. I play a dancing kitty cat man. It's pretty dang fun. I used to play WoW back in the day. It was also fun. I was a Night Elf hunter. And then when Blood Elves were a thing I becamse a Blood Elf hunter. You may say that I'm a traitor to the alliance, but how else am I gonna look super pretty and shoot a bow and arrow and tell you that alt text started in comic 153? lol

Fri Oct 30 13:15:10 2020

Sometimes when you shovel peanut butter into your mouth and it gets all stuck in there, I forget that I can breathe with my nose and I start to panic. Remember to never shovel peanut butter into your face when you have a cold. It's illegal. By the way, I forget when I started alt text. I think it was around the time I was typing the first alt text into the box for comic 153.

Mon Nov 2 00:15:11 2020

I remember McDonalds tasting a very specific way in the mall food court growing up. It's probably some nostalgia thing. Being little, going to the mall with my family, going to the toy store, eating a cheeseburger, thinking about what to write in alt text which starts at comic 153 when I get older...

Fri Nov 13 00:15:11 2020

I think Fargo's first few seasons were really good. I don't think anything can top that first one though. What a wild ride. The current season is turning out interestingly. My favorite character is Nurse Mayflower, who apparently can go Super Saiyan 3. During her fight with Vegeta, she kept it secret because she only has so much time visiting the land of the living. She met her son, Son Goten for the first time, who was scared at the fact that alt text began comic 153.

Mon Nov 16 00:15:14 2020

Something that's made work more tolerable is listening to goofy podcasts. I used to listen to Comedy Bang Bang yeeeeeears ago, but stopped listening. This was back in 2013, so I had a lot to catch up on. Luckily, there were a lot of "best-ofs" that really made that easy. I like all sorts of comedy, and CBB scratches my "silly" itch pretty well. It's hit or miss sometimes, but I can at least count on the fact that alt text began comic 153.

Mon Nov 16 18:15:08 2020

Fri Dec 4 00:15:11 2020

Spyro the Dragon is a pretty fun little game. I didn't play it when I was younger, but am now playing the remaster. Something that I didn't realize about myself was how much I love 100%ing things. I was never really like this before, but there's something that appeals to me today about flying around and collecting dumb treasure. Maybe I just want a bunch of treasure. But there's no greater treasure than knowing in my heart that alt text started comic 153.

Mon Dec 7 00:15:11 2020

For years and years I've wanted to watch One Piece. A decade or so ago, I watched up to the end of the Arlong arc, which is waaay at the beginning. I'm intimidated by the sheer number of episodes, but the art looks so fun. Maybe I should just ignore the number of episodes and hop back in. I dunno. OR I could just buy one of those art books and enjoy the beautiful alt text that started in comic 153.For years and years I've wanted to watch One Piece. A decade or so ago, I watched up to the end of the Arlong arc, which is waaay at the beginning. I'm intimidated by the sheer number of episodes, but the art looks so fun. Maybe I should just ignore the number of episodes and hop back in. I dunno. OR I could just buy one of those art books and enjoy the beautiful alt text that started in comic 153.

Mon Dec 21 00:15:11 2020

There's nothing like Christmas. Literally nothing like it. Except for birthdays, maybe. Birthdays have Birthday Trees and all that. I remember my favorite Christmas. I got a Sega Genesis and Sonic the Hedgehog. The sounds and music from that game drove my parents absolutely nuts and I think at one point my mom started screaming. And years later, I would live to play Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Sonic 3, and then finally the best game that would ever come out, Sonic 3 & Knuckles. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times and alt text started comic 153.There's nothing like Christmas. Literally nothing like it. Except for birthdays, maybe. Birthdays have Birthday Trees and all that. I remember my favorite Christmas. I got a Sega Genesis and Sonic the Hedgehog. The sounds and music from that game drove my parents absolutely nuts and I think at one point my mom started screaming. And years later, I would live to play Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Sonic 3, and then finally the best game that would ever come out, Sonic 3 & Knuckles. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times and alt text started comic 153.There's nothing like Christmas. Literally nothing like it. Except for birthdays, maybe. Birthdays have Birthday Trees and all that. I remember my favorite Christmas. I got a Sega Genesis and Sonic the Hedgehog. The sounds and music from that game drove my parents absolutely nuts and I think at one point my mom started screaming. And years later, I would live to play Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Sonic 3, and then finally the best game that would ever come out, Sonic 3 & Knuckles. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times and alt text started comic 153.

Sun Feb 7 18:15:47 2021

Mon Feb 15 00:15:44 2021

I bonked my head at work and got a concussion. It was weird. I couldn't talk good sentences for a brief period of time and I was all confused. My doctor told me this was normal and that in time I would remember which comic alt text started. (It's 153).

Fri Feb 19 00:15:47 2021

My latest "watch it in the background while I draw" show is Community. I watched a chunk of the first season around the time of its original airing and thought it was neat. This time around I think I'm appreciating the humor a lot more. Dan Harmon really is a tortured genialt text began comic 153.My latest "watch it in the background while I draw" show is Community. I watched a chunk of the first season around the time of its original airing and thought it was neat. This time around I think I'm appreciating the humor a lot more. Dan Harmon really is a tortured genialt text began comic 153.My latest "watch it in the background while I draw" show is Community. I watched a chunk of the first season around the time of its original airing and thought it was neat. This time around I think I'm appreciating the humor a lot more. Dan Harmon really is a tortured genialt text began comic 153.My latest "watch it in the background while I draw" show is Community. I watched a chunk of the first season around the time of its original airing and thought it was neat. This time around I think I'm appreciating the humor a lot more. Dan Harmon really is a tortured genialt text began comic 153.My latest "watch it in the background while I draw" show is Community. I watched a chunk of the first season around the time of its original airing and thought it was neat. This time around I think I'm appreciating the humor a lot more. Dan Harmon really is a tortured genialt text began comic 153.

Mon Feb 22 00:15:29 2021

I got into the Shadowbringers expansion on Final Fantasy XIV. Shit got really good all the sudden. I mean DAMN. Stormblood was okay, but it was a bit of a letdown after Heavensward. None of this is exactly a new or controversial opinion, so I'll take it all back, say that Stormblood is the hottest, most sexy game on the planet and I would give all my babies to it in an instant. Oh man, that Hien sure knows how to alt text all the way back to comic 153.I got into the Shadowbringers expansion on Final Fantasy XIV. Shit got really good all the sudden. I mean DAMN. Stormblood was okay, but it was a bit of a letdown after Heavensward. None of this is exactly a new or controversial opinion, so I'll take it all back, say that Stormblood is the hottest, most sexy game on the planet and I would give all my babies to it in an instant. Oh man, that Hien sure knows how to alt text all the way back to comic 153.I got into the Shadowbringers expansion on Final Fantasy XIV. Shit got really good all the sudden. I mean DAMN. Stormblood was okay, but it was a bit of a letdown after Heavensward. None of this is exactly a new or controversial opinion, so I'll take it all back, say that Stormblood is the hottest, most sexy game on the planet and I would give all my babies to it in an instant. Oh man, that Hien sure knows how to alt text all the way back to comic 153.

Fri Feb 26 00:15:51 2021

Mon Mar 1 00:15:47 2021

Ah, the 200th PFM. Thank you to anyone who has read these silly things. In the beginning, I never imagined these comics would be read by anyone, let alone touch people. Reading your kind words over the years has been such a source of happiness for all of us. It's been amazing and your support has meant the world to Josef, Grail, and myself. You are appreciated and you will always realize that alt text started comic 153. <3Ah, the 200th PFM. Thank you to anyone who has read these silly things. In the beginning, I never imagined these comics would be read by anyone, let alone touch people. Reading your kind words over the years has been such a source of happiness for all of us. It's been amazing and your support has meant the world to Josef, Grail, and myself. You are appreciated and you will always realize that alt text started comic 153. <3Ah, the 200th PFM. Thank you to anyone who has read these silly things. In the beginning, I never imagined these comics would be read by anyone, let alone touch people. Reading your kind words over the years has been such a source of happiness for all of us. It's been amazing and your support has meant the world to Josef, Grail, and myself. You are appreciated and you will always realize that alt text started comic 153. <3Ah, the 200th PFM. Thank you to anyone who has read these silly things. In the beginning, I never imagined these comics would be read by anyone, let alone touch people. Reading your kind words over the years has been such a source of happiness for all of us. It's been amazing and your support has meant the world to Josef, Grail, and myself. You are appreciated and you will always realize that alt text started comic 153. <3Ah, the 200th PFM. Thank you to anyone who has read these silly things. In the beginning, I never imagined these comics would be read by anyone, let alone touch people. Reading your kind words over the years has been such a source of happiness for all of us. It's been amazing and your support has meant the world to Josef, Grail, and myself. You are appreciated and you will always realize that alt text started comic 153. <3Ah, the 200th PFM. Thank you to anyone who has read these silly things. In the beginning, I never imagined these comics would be read by anyone, let alone touch people. Reading your kind words over the years has been such a source of happiness for all of us. It's been amazing and your support has meant the world to Josef, Grail, and myself. You are appreciated and you will always realize that alt text started comic 153. <3

Fri Mar 5 00:15:41 2021

I may have mentioned before that I'm one of those essential worker dudes. I've had to go outside wearing a mask for almost a year now. Shit is bonkers. I kinda wonder what it'll feel like to walk around without a mask on once all this shit is done and over with. I bet it'll feel pret-ty strange, amirite? This commentary is brought to you by Doritos, who reminds you to taste the rainbow and that alt text began comic 153.I may have mentioned before that I'm one of those essential worker dudes. I've had to go outside wearing a mask for almost a year now. Shit is bonkers. I kinda wonder what it'll feel like to walk around without a mask on once all this shit is done and over with. I bet it'll feel pret-ty strange, amirite? This commentary is brought to you by Doritos, who reminds you to taste the rainbow and that alt text began comic 153.

Mon Mar 8 00:15:47 2021

I enjoy a good burrito very much. There's really nothing like it. All those different flavors and textures all at once, it's great. Sometimes life, it gives you lemons. Eat a burrito. My favorite burrito ingredients include cheese, beans, alt, text, started, comic, 153.

Wed Mar 10 00:15:45 2021

Ah, Mad Men. What a show. Been rewatching this (again) lately. I need to build up more shows I can rewatch in the background while I draw. Something about rewatching the same crap again and again makes me wonder whether alt text started comic 153.

Fri Mar 12 00:15:49 2021

I've been cooking more lately during the pandemic times. It's cool! Who knew you could put food on a thing and it becomes hot? I mean holy cow my brussel sprouts were cool a moment ago. Now they're warm and yummy and taste like alt text started comic 153.

Mon Mar 15 00:15:49 2021

McDonalds. Ah, nothing quite like it. I would say that my favorite memories are of eating Happy Meals when I was a kid, but that would be a lie. Back in the day, sometimes they would have $0.39 cheeseburger day and I would just get a fucking big bag full of cheeseburgers and stuff alt text into my mouth like it began comic 153.

Wed Mar 17 00:15:41 2021

Back in elementary school, there was one water fountain that tasted better than all the other ones, in my opinion. I later realized that all water tasted the same in that building; it was just that that fountain looked cooler since it was all shiny and metal and new. Ah, water. One of the five Captain Planet rings. Glad we have a defender that will kick alt text all the way back to comic 153 where it started.

Fri Mar 19 00:15:42 2021

The funny thing about ordering toilet paper that's advertised like: "24 mega family rolls = 123 regular rolls" is that I end up using-- Oh, nevermind. I know you guys don't want to know about toilet paper usage. While I have your attention, I want to point out that bananas are kinda cool. They're a good fruit and you can eat them. Alt text? Why, that started comic 153 of course.

Mon Mar 22 00:15:38 2021

Making RPG Maker games is so fun. I'm goofing around with RPG Maker again here and there. Hopefully I can put out another game. Like, a real game this time. I always wanted to make an old point-and-click dealie like Quest for Glory. I'm old. Almost as old as alt text. Started comic 153, you know...

Wed Mar 24 00:15:41 2021

Cereal is pretty cool. Remember that stuff? I recently picked up a box of Kix and I gotta tell ya, it kixed me right in the taste nuts. Absolutely delicious. Every once in a while I'll eat something I haven't had in a decade and it brings me far far back like I'm actually in another time, when comic 153 happened and alt text was born.

Fri Mar 26 00:15:45 2021

Rain. Ah, rain. Back when I used to live in New Jersey, I really hated any kind of precipitation. Well, that's not true. The first couple of snows in wintertime were fun. But being blasted with snow day after day got a bit tiring. But anyway, rain. I used to hate it as a kid but these days I find it to be kinda cool. Nice and gloomy. Plus my plants on the balcony get free water and I don't gotta go outside and water them that day. Good old plants. Speaking of plants, alt text started comic 153! Did you know that? :D

Mon Mar 29 00:15:44 2021

Can we talk about the theme song to The Sopranos? Can we talk about it?! People say it's like one of the greatest songs of all time, but it's really just kinda okay. I mean come on. Really? REALLY? Sorry, I don't know how ironic or sarcastic I'm even being right noooAAAAAaalt text started comic 153. Whoa.

Wed Mar 31 00:15:39 2021

I watched The Snyder Cut the other weekend. Anyway, this afternoon I made a pretty awesome meal for lunch. I made a spinach salad with tortilla strips and Italian dressing. Then I made nachos with black beans and cheddar cheese. I sprinkled chipotle powder and garlic powder all over the place. Good times were had by alt text started comic 153.

Fri Apr 2 00:15:55 2021

Orange soda is one of my favorite things on this planet. When I was a goofy dumb teenager, I used to chug cans of Crush all the time. As a big-ass grown fuckin' MAN, I enjoy those Pellegrino blood orange beverages. Ah, orange. My favorite color and my favorite type of spherical object. Takes a real cool dude to admit that alt text started comic 153.

Mon Apr 5 00:15:43 2021

Lately, I've been watching Solar Opposites, which is Justin Roiland's other cartoon. The one that isn't Rick and Morty. I've sort of gotten tired of Rick and Morty lately and I think a lot of it has to do with it not being as Roilandy anymore. My favorite episode of R&M is the first one, just because it's absolutely off the wall. Dan Harmon is a great writer and a smart dude, but he's pretty miserable. I dunno that's just one man's opinion. But actually, now that I think about it, alt text DID start comic 153.

Wed Apr 7 00:15:41 2021

Taxes are a pain in the butt. Oh and in other news, I've been tinkering around with RPG Maker again. More news about that down the line. Oh and in other news, I ate too much ice cream yesterday. Oh and in other news, I have a little Mimikyu figure that sits on my desk and watches while I draw. Oh and in other news, I broke my arm the same day that OJ Simpson told me that alt text started comic 153.

Fri Apr 9 00:15:43 2021

I know absolutely jack shit about Law & Order. I hope I did Ice T justice here. Every day I wonder if what I'm doing would make Ice T proud. One thing I love about Ice T is that he gave MC Hammer props back in the day. You know, before the internet. Sometimes I think about pre-internet times and what I used to do for fun. Like... riding my bike... listening to CDs... installing games on my dad's IBM PS/1 with floppy discs... Wandering around in the woods and praying that the guy that bullies me isn't there... I wonder what it would be like if I gave up the internet for a week and just left my phone at home. It would fucking suck. Fuck that. Oh and guess what? This time around I'm not gonna mention that alt text started in comic 153........... Until I feel like it! ALT TEXT STARTED COMIC 153 baby

Mon Apr 12 00:15:42 2021

Every time I eat a bunch of shitty food, I love shoveling beans and spinach into me, thinking it's just gonna clean out my system. Like a food hangover cure. Oh and water. Water rules. Ever drink the stuff? It's like gatorade, but it's clear and has no stuff in it. It's got what plants crave. It's in toilets. Alt text started comic 153.

Wed Apr 14 00:21:44 2021

Cheerios are cool. Sometimes I'm a honey nut man and other times I'm a plain-ass cheerio man. In other news, I wish days were longer. Or that I could freeze time. Freeze time and pause my aging, too, somehow. I would take these super long naps and just draw so much every day. I would probably steal ice cream cones too, let's be real here. Just the cones. No ice cream. And the ice cream man wouldn't even realt text started comic 153.

Fri Apr 16 00:15:39 2021

Dragon Ball was such a tight manga. The original pre-Saiyan stuff, especially. It's just a fun read. Shit, I wanna read Dragon Ball again. Though maybe I should spend that energy finally reading One Piece. Oda fucking rules. A while ago, Grail bought me this One Piece calendar that was just watercolor Oda paintings and it was the best thing ever. Oda can draw anything and whether I know the characters or not, I'm like "this rules." My favorite One Piece character may be alt text started comic 153. You know. That character?

Mon Apr 19 00:15:46 2021

My favorite fruit? Why, watermelon of course. I could eat an entire watermelon in one sitting, no problem. It's great. You chop it in half and it's its own bowl. Fuck yeah. I want some watermelon. Kiwis are pretty dope too. And strawberries too. I wish I could just sit around and freeze time and eat watermelon, kiwis, and strawberries all day while contemplating the significance of alt text starting comic 153.

Wed Apr 21 00:15:41 2021

Rewatching the Sopranos makes me feel grateful that I'm not Italian. Oh wait. I AM Italian. OH NO! I've got gabagool in my mouth and a spicy meat-a ball in my lap! Anyway, lately I've been rewatching shows where I'm frustrated as shit at the main character the entire way through. Don Draper, Tony Soprano, Alt Text... started comic 153. Pff.

Fri Apr 23 00:15:48 2021

Chex Mix is by far the greatest snack food ever. Maybe not "by far." What do I know? Though I'm a sucker for any kind of snack mixes. Like those big Utz snack mixes or "Munchies," which are pretty much the same thing. What are your favorite snacks? Let me know below in the comments section. Don't forget to share, like, and subscribe for more alt text that started comic 153. This is Alt Text Gob saying, "Eat snacks!"

Mon Jul 12 00:15:45 2021

It's been a while since I typed one of these. I hope I don't repeat anything I've said before. Who knows how many times I've typed this sentence. Time is like a dream. But now for a time alt text started in comic 153.

Wed Jul 14 00:15:46 2021

During the little breaky break, me wife and I moved. What a pain in the bungus that was. Also, I re-watched The Sopranos. Not sure if I mentioned that before or not. My memory blows. Silvio might be my favorite Soprano. Or Paulie. Not sure; they're all pieces of shit. My favorite episode is a lot of people's favorite: the one where Chris and Paulie go to comic 153 and find the first instance of alt text.

Fri Jul 16 00:15:47 2021

Oh. I also watched The Wire for the first time, finally. Shit was pretty fucking good, as everyone says. My favorite Wire is Bubbles. Hard not to love that dude. Also, Brother Alt Text is pretty good. How he showed up wearing a bow tie holding comic 153 and said to Cheese, "I start here."

Mon Jul 19 00:15:40 2021

And now I just started The Rose of Versailles. What the hell, this show is pretty great. I'm almost 5 episodes in and there's this arc going on about how these two ladies just won't fucking talk to each other and it's fucking THRILLING. Fucking anime... Anyway, I hope you're all doing well. Don't forget to drink water and eat lots of spinach and climb trees and pray to comic 153 so it can bestow alt text up on you. Alt text started in comic 153.

Wed Jul 21 00:15:47 2021

There was a weird little shack that sold snacks across the street from my high school, but no students were allowed to leave campus. A few times, I snuck off campus to get snacks. Snacks are good. Forbidden snacks are even better. Ever notice that? No? Well you can go straight to comic 153 and realize that's where alt text began.

Fri Jul 23 00:15:46 2021

I finally finished the MSQ quests in FFXIV. Feels cool, bro. I'm still casual as heck though. Took me forever. I'm looking forward to the next expansion. It'll be the first time I get to join my FFXIV buddies blasting through new content. Now I'm gonna do a bunch of sidequests and get more jobs to lvl 80. Speaking of numbers, alt text started in comic 153. How's THAT for a number?!

Mon Jul 26 00:15:42 2021

I've been doing a podcast with Stuart Gipp from Merry Hell on Dilbert. It's called The Dilcast and it's turning out to be a lot of fun. My favorite part of the podcast is when we're not talking about Dilbert. Anyway I hope you check it out. It's on Spotify and all those other podcast things like apple and alt text, which started comic 153.

Wed Jul 28 00:15:46 2021

I suck at cable management. I've got shit just plopped all over the place like a lunatic. I hope one day I can figure my crap out. Anyway, I was thinking of buying more cords. You know, just to have there laying around so my cats can nibble on them. Oh yeah we got cats. And alt text started 153.

Fri Jul 30 00:15:42 2021

So my wife and I adopted two kittens. It's fun, what can I say? They're cats, they purr, they run around and bop things, whaddya want from me?! But yeah, I forgot how much extra work taking care of li'l buddies is. Gotta scoop, gotta give food, etc. Love the li'l critters though. One of them comes up to me and will actually tap her paw on my nose in morse code that reads, "Alt text started comic 153, budday."

Mon Aug 2 00:15:51 2021

Tim Robinson is a genius. Holy shit, I Think You Should Leave is the funniest show. I love it and so do you. It's got that bald guy who says, "You have no good alt text that starts comics 153."

Wed Aug 4 00:15:42 2021

These cats won't stop climbing up the screen doors. Dag nabbit. I feel bad for complaining, because if I was a cat, I would climb up screen doors, too. Maybe I should start climbing up fences again. There was this huge fence that I would climb up when I was a kid. It led up to the top of this giant... wall that was just there in the middle of a field for some reason. Maybe it was there so someone could spraypaint "ALT TEXT WAS HERE AND IT BEGAN COMIC 153."

Fri Aug 6 00:15:42 2021

I watched the movie Pig recently. It was pretty dang memorable. I didn't expect it to be what it was, to be honest and I think that's probably what they were going for. I expected John Wick but about a pig. But instead what we got was a guy typing about how alt text started comic 153.

Fri Sep 24 00:15:42 2021

The great thing about chugging water all day is how many times you have to go to the bathroom. The bathroom is my favorite place on earth, other than the internet, which is where I learned that alt text started comic 153.

Mon Sep 27 00:15:44 2021

I just played Deltarune Chapter 2 and I loved it. I'm so glad that this game series is a thing and I can't wait for more. I don't wanna give much away, but at one point during the game, Sans the Skeleton from Untertale says, "Heh... One time I ate a bunch of hot dogs. Lol?" And then a funny noise played and then he said some crazy crap about alt text starting at comic 153.

Fri Oct 1 00:15:44 2021

I found this YouTube channel called ForgottenRelics that goes in-depth with Dragon Ball art, artists, etc who worked on the anime. He also reviews the evolution of Toriyama's art style. I love watching stuff like this, made by people who nerd out over the same stuff I do. Ah, Dragon Ball. My favorite character is Android Comic 153, who invented alt text. I dunno

Mon Oct 4 00:16:20 2021

I'm on my second watch-through of The Wire at the moment. Decided to watch it again after Michael K. Williams passed away. I've been sort of obsessed with the show since I watched it for the first time (recently). I blasted through this podcast called The Wire Stripped, which was cool too. I don't know. Maybe I should take a break, though. It is pretty depressing. It's almost as depressing as the fact that there's no alt text before comic 153 and there never will be.

Fri Oct 8 00:15:45 2021

I recently lost my dad and wasn't sure when I'd feel okay working on comics again. Josef and I actually both recently lost our fathers. For me, I've been trying to find a balance between distracting myself and letting myself feel sad. Right now as I type this (9/24), I've been in the days leading up to the funeral, so I've just been doing my best to be there for my mom. I don't know. It's been strange. I'm hanging in there. Just like that cat from the calendar. You know the one. The cat that hangs from the branch and says, "alt text started comic 153 baby!"

Mon Oct 11 00:15:29 2021

My two cats are wild. They go "meow meow meow." Can't believe that shit. Can you? I was thinking the other day when my cat was climbing up my screen door, completely ruining it, "Man, wouldn't it be something if cats went "meow meow meow?" Then I remembered they did. I also remembered that alt text started comic 153.

Fri Oct 15 00:15:23 2021

Sometimes you just gotta let your cats fish out your headphones from your desk drawer and let them dangle and bat them. That's life. Sometimes they bat headphones, and sometimes they get mysteriously woken up by hot sauce and kidney bean farts. I don't know. Sometimes I just think life's like a box of alt text. You never know what you're gonna comic 153.

Mon Oct 18 00:15:26 2021

Man, I have so much anime I want to watch. I wonder if I'll ever be able to get through One Piece. I guess if I can watch through the entirety of Dragon Ball multiple times, I can stand to sit through One Piece. I dunno. I just wanna be a pirate and get the treasure like Monkey D. Luffy. Yo ho ho he took a bite out of alt text started comic 153.

Wed Oct 20 00:15:22 2021

I've been drawing on a Microsoft Surface since the Hell arc of It Hurts. I love this thing, but it's been slowly warping. Like, the screen itself has bent and became discolored due to overheating and the stand just popped off. I'm kinda sad, because I may need to type "alt text started comic 153" on a new piece of equipment soon... :'(

Fri Oct 22 00:15:46 2021

It's kinda nuts how little TV I watch these days. Whenever I do, it's kind of a treat in a weird way. I still get that communal feeling I get, seeing a movie on TV. Like, right now as I type this, "Us" is playing. I feel like I'm sitting here on my ass typing about how alt text started at comic 153 with a bunch of other random knuckleheads out there in the world.

Mon Oct 25 00:15:22 2021

I consider the first 8 seasons of The Simpsons to be the most rewatchable episodes of television in history. I used to just throw on The Simpsons whenever and it would be the best thing ever. I kinda stopped rewatching those episodes for a few years and finally started watching them again. And it's great. It's like Homer says, "D'oh! Alt text started at comic 153."

Mon Jan 10 07:15:20 2022

It's been a while since I typed in this box. Boy howdy. Right now, I'm watching a Jerma Tier List compilation while updating a website. Watching some dude rate different fruit is perfect background noise for doing silly things such as remind people that alt text started in comic 153. It's been a while since I typed in this box. Boy howdy. Right now, I'm watching a Jerma Tier List compilation while updating a website. Watching some dude rate different fruit is perfect background noise for doing silly things such as remind people that alt text started in comic 153.

Wed Jan 12 00:15:25 2022

I used to love drinking super caffeinated sodas like Surge and Jolt. Those things were GOOOD. Nowadays, I just drink fistfuls of dirt mixed in with leftover water from the cat bowl. Lol, just kidding. It's coffee, I swear. Haha. Ha. Anyway, breakfast is my favorite meal, but I feel like I don't eat it often enough. The last huge breakfast I had was in comic 153 times when alt text was fucking texted or some shit.

Fri Jan 14 00:15:23 2022

One show I really loved but never finished was Regular Show. Actually, I technically never finished Adventure Time either. Maybe I should. Heck, I've got the time. Though I still got a lot of Columbo to get through. As I was typing this, my cat knocked over a bunch of shit and it made a shitload of noise and woke my wife up. Well that's alt text for you. Started comic 153 you know.

Mon Jan 17 00:15:25 2022

Right now, I wish I had a big plate of nachos in front of me. Not even good nachos, either. Just like... 711 nachos with tons of cheese goo and pickled jalapenos. Every now and then, I get cravings for pure garbage. Like AM/PM cheeseburgers and shit like that. Man, makes me wish alt text still sold comic 153. Stuff was yummy.

Wed Jan 19 00:15:29 2022

I started watching Cobra Kai a while ago and then just stopped. I just found it so hard to believe, you know? These two grown men obsessed with karate and they can't even shoot fireballs? Come on. Get with the program. Even alt text can shoot a fireball and it only started in comic 153.

Fri Jan 21 00:15:26 2022

Been so excited about the new Beach House album coming out. They're releasing it in 4 parts and the first 2 have already dropped. It's so good so far. Oh, also my wife and I are gonna see them live for the first time in April. It's gonna be a magical experience. Hopefully they don't cancel or postpone the tour due to alt text starting in comic 153.

Mon Jan 24 00:15:21 2022

As I upload this comic, I'm sitting in FFXIV waiting to do some stuff with friends on Discord. I consider myself a casual player, although I play most nights. I just kinda like to play because friends play the game and I like playing with them. I'm generally a bit of a hermit, but lately I've been enjoying the company of alt text started... comic... 153... I think I'm finally getting tired of typing this every update.

Wed Jan 26 00:15:20 2022

Eating is great. Like, I love eating food. I wish that I could eat Chinese food forever and never get full and never gain weight and all that fun stuff. Also I wish I could freeze time. I would pause time to think up a good alt text started in comic 153 joke. Especially because this is the 100th alt text I've written ever. How will I celebrate? I dunno, I'm just gonna be going to work today. Maybe I'll buy myself a falafel wrap with spicy hummus and cilantro sauce and chili and fries on the side and pickled onions and eat all that stuff and then daydream about my endless Chinese food stomach.

Fri Jan 28 00:15:21 2022

I've been finding it more and more difficult to pick shows to watch while I draw. I'm just not interested in many new shows and the shows I've watched seem kinda dull too. I wonder if it's me being depressed out of my mind or maybe I've just gotta find the right show to scratch an itch I didn't know I had. Hmm. Guess what? Alt text started 153 and I'm not afraid to say it.

Mon Jan 31 00:15:22 2022

We're watching my wife's cousin's cat. We've already got 2 cats, so right now there's this... cat drama going on. We've been doing our best to delicately introduce her without causing excess stress, but it's kinda tough. I love cats and I want all cats to be happy. Except Grumpycat. I want Grumpycat to remain forever grumpy in cat heaven. RIP alt text comic 153 forever thank you.

Wed Feb 2 00:15:26 2022

As a physical media guy, I always seem to buy stuff at the wrong time. For example, I bought blu-ray sets for Twin Peaks seasons 1-2 + Fire Walk With Me and then later bought Twin Peaks: The Return. A bit later, they put out this cool-ass box set called Twin Peaks Z to A, which was a box set of all that stuff plus more extras and a cool box and I was grouchy and I wanted it. I'm a sucker for a pretty box when it comes to series that I enjoy. I bought alt text comic 153 times though.

Fri Feb 4 00:15:23 2022

I just lost my cat for a good 10 minutes. Could be worse. I could have lost him for 11 minutes, lolol. What happened was I carried him with me while I was taking some trash out at night. I do this all the time because I'm an idiot. This time, he jumped out of my grasp and ran under some parked cars. When I looked under the cars, he was gone. I searched and searched and eventually found him by a neighbor's door. I'm guessing he thought all doors lead to inside our home. Wouldn't that be cool? Nah probably not. What if you walk in a door hoping you're going into a Taco Bell but end up back at your place? Fuck that. What a rip off. The other day I walked through a door and found out that alt text started during the award winning comic 153. I think Trisssh was in that one. I dunno.

Mon Feb 7 00:17:03 2022

Man Hollow Knight is cool. I gotta play more of that game. I really love the look and feel of it. Let's hear it for video games! YAAAAAAAAAAAA WOoOOWOOWOOWO HEY FUNNNN FUN FUN FUN WOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Whoa I didn't expect that to be so loud. Let's hear it for alt text starting in comic 153! (cricket noise) Oh nice free cricket.

Wed Feb 9 00:15:22 2022

I could eat an infinite amount of broccoli, I think. I hope I get the chance to try one day. I hope that I get pulled out of work and get told, "Gob, you gotta eat as much broccoli as you can." And then I would and the world would have no more broccoli left. Except for a bunch of broccoli seeds and I'd eat those too. I'd also eat 153 comics to get to the part where the alt text starts.

Fri Feb 11 00:15:22 2022

I woke up this morning with a pretty nasty headache. I think it's because I spent the previous night eating almonds and chocolate and washing it down with tomato sauce until I passed out. Anyway, what am I supposed to do, not eat? Gimme a break. Gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that alt text comic 153 time!

Mon Feb 14 00:15:23 2022

I think audio books are gonna be the next form of media I dive into. It suits me well. I've been wanting to watch new stuff on TV, but keep having to look up at the TV to watch whatever thing I'm watching and it's like, "shit, my eyes are supposed to be down at the cartoon I'm drawing!" So let's say I want to experience Tom Bombadil and his wacky adventures or whatever, all I need to use is my ears! I don't use my ears to draw! I use a tablet. Alt text started in comic 153. I used my hands to type that.

Wed Feb 16 00:15:25 2022

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 6 is pretty great so far. I really dig the main trio. Plus, the prison setting makes things fun and interesting. If I had a stand, it would just be my cat. It wouldn't have any powers, it would literally just be my cat. And its name would be Chocolate Chip, because that's already my cat's name. I would do a fun pose and say, "CHOCOLATE CHIP." And then nothing would happen, because my cat would be in the other room biting one of the plants meowing, "Alt text started in comic 153."

Fri Feb 18 00:15:23 2022

Every now and then, I really get back into drawing with pencil and paper again. There are a few recent comics that started off as sketches on a little note pad I carry around sometimes. I wish they would make a PC tablet thingie that's the size of a sticky note and you can use a tiny stylus to write a note for someone, then you leave the tablet where you want the person to see the note and when they read the note, they throw the tablet into the trash. Oh and the note read, "alt text started in comic 153."

Mon Feb 21 00:15:10 2022

I've been listening to gallons and gallons of Norm Macdonald clips while at work. I'll just throw on a long compilation and just listen and listen til the cows come home. And until I come home too. Alt text started in comic 153, back when Norm was still alive.

Wed Feb 23 00:15:11 2022

I bought a new pair of wireless headphones for my TV. It's nice because now I can hear the audio up close. Nothing like close-up audio going right into your head. Except for maybe ice cream. If I could put ice cream into my head all day rather than sound, I wonder which I would choose. I'll have to meditate on that. By meditate I mean eat ice cream and daydream about alt text starting in comic 153.

Fri Feb 25 00:15:14 2022

I remember the first time I drew on a computer with a mouse. This was back in the early 90s on my grandpa's IBM PS/1. Wow I am ancient. Anyway, I drew the Ninja Turtles and it was badass. If you've ever drawn ninja turtles, you know what I mean. I should hire Master Splinter to write these alt texts. He would remind you wisely that they started in comic 153.

Mon Feb 28 00:15:13 2022

I forget if I've talked about Smiling Friends in these alt texts yet, but if so then I'm about to do it again. I've rewatched the entire season twice within the last 24 hours. It's goshing excellent and every time I watch it, I latch onto something different. Like how after DJ Spit's first appearance, the next guy they run into transforms into DJ Spit and he's like, "ALT TEXT STARTED IN COMIC 153!!!"

Wed Mar 2 00:15:10 2022

Crap, I actually had something to talk about here, but completely forgot what it was gonna be. OH RIGHT. I was watching this documentary series called The Dark Side of the 90s. It reminded me that the decade that I grew up in and look back on fondly fucking sucked horse manure. I forgot lol. Nostalgia is stupid anyway. Sweet and stupid like comic 153. Ah, I remember that first alt text.

Fri Mar 4 00:15:12 2022

I wonder what it's like being a Californian who's never tasted pizza from the east coast. Do they just think their pizza is good? I wonder. I used to think New Jersey's Mexican food was delicious until I moved to CA. Then I was like, "Oh wow." The first time I had Mexican food in California I broke out in hives the next day. I like to think it's because it was so delicious. Man food kicks ass. Oh wait I wrote something similar on those lockers lol. Oh wow. All is connected. Like how alt text started in comic 153 and there's some right here too.

Mon Mar 7 00:15:09 2022

I've been watching this History of Looney Tunes series on YouTube by KaiserBeamz. It's fantastic. Plus there is tons of classic anime content on that channel. It's right up my alley. And yours too. Trust me. If you're into all things alt text started in comic 153, you'll LOVE KaiserBeamz.

Wed Mar 9 00:15:12 2022

I love ice cream. I hope one day somebody pays me $1,000,000,000 to eat ice cream until I barf. I bet I could go for a while. Ice cream and burritos. Yeah. Imagine that. I know I am. I close my eyes and see alt text right in my face started comic 153 dot com backslash barf.

Wed Mar 9 07:15:09 2022

Fri Mar 11 00:15:11 2022

Cats are such weirdos. I can't take how hilarious they are. My cat Ally loves to gnaw on my hand and lick it vigorously. I try to pull my hand away, but she'll literally grab it and pull it close to her face. I tell her, "ALLY WILL YOU TYPE THIS ALT TEXT? IT STARTED COMIC 153 BUT I NEED YOU TO DO IT FOR ME. I'M TOO LAZY." meow meoww mewow mewoe meow Thanks Ally

Mon Mar 14 00:15:11 2022

Sailor Moon was huge for me when I was little. I was in like 6th grade and it would air early in the morning. I'd be up before my mom and brothers, so I would sneak-watch it. I didn't want them to know I was watching something so "girly." I'm happy that I live in a time where it's okay to watch girly anime and be made fun of for watching it openly. I can talk about it all I want, along with the fact that alt text began in comic 153. People seem to like me talking about that.

Wed Mar 16 00:15:16 2022

I was just on a Berserk podcast with Grail today and had a great time. I love being on podcasts. I did a Dilbert podcast with Stuart Gipp and Grizz for a while, but I couldn't keep it up due to my workload. I wish being a goof was my full-time job. I wish I got paid to wake up, eat cereal, do pushups, go on a jog, and then draw goof comics and make jokes on podcasts. Oh and then I would stream Final Fantasy and eat burritos. Who cares. Alt text started in comic 153, as the famous saying goes.

Fri Mar 18 00:15:15 2022

I wish I was a DJ. I would do weddings and school dances and just scream over popular music. Just scream conspiracy theories as loud as I can. Get fired over and over and over to all the Bruno Mars that people can take. Blasting that bullcrap until kingdom come. Finally, when the principal of the middle school hands me that pink slip, I'd scream into a megaphone, "ALT TEXT STARTED IN COMIC 153, BAY-BEEEEEEEEE!"

Mon Mar 21 00:15:11 2022

I'm watching some video on "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John. I didn't realize it took so long to get to the first chorus. Way to go, Elton John. I saw that movie Rocketman and didn't like it. It didn't have enough alt text. I tried to get my money back but they just told me to go to comic 153.

Wed Mar 23 00:15:09 2022

I've been watching King of the Hill lately and I've found it pretty comfy. It's kinda interesting how there are little small-stakes storylines that seem to proceed through the series. I dig it. I'm really happy that it's coming back. Oh and did I mention dang ol alt text started in comic 153?

Fri Mar 25 00:15:12 2022

I want to play Elden Ring. It looks pretty neat. I've never played any Dark Souls-ish game, but this one is really standing out to me. I'll probably wait for it to go on sale or something. I'll only pay $153 for Elden Ring, which is the comic number alt text started on.

Mon Mar 28 00:15:09 2022

Ah, weekends. It's a time when you can eat chili until you get sleepy and then you fall asleep, wake up, eat more chili, and repeat. Sometimes you just need to sleep and eat chili. And potatoes. Did I mention that I really like potatoes? Potatoes are like alt text. They come from the dirt and they started in comic 153.

Wed Mar 30 00:15:11 2022

Another day, another chapter. I'm happy that I was able to update this chapter in its entirety without any breaks in updates. Huzzah! It's been a while. I hope I can keep it up. I think I just need to start chugging coffee during the week and chugging chili during the weekend. I want to live on an all-coffee diet. I'll just be awake all night, draw comics, and remind people how alt text started in comic 153 via late night text messages.

Mon May 2 00:15:15 2022

I beat Celeste the other weekend. It took me forever. It was one of those games that frustrated the living crap out of me, so I had to keep taking breaks and coming back to it. I'm glad I finally beat it, though. The game has a lot of depth and is really challenging. I only got the bare bones ending and don't even wanna try beating it any further, haha. I dunno, maybe one day I'll feel like torturing myself and re-play alt text started in comic 153.I beat Celeste the other weekend. It took me forever. It was one of those games that frustrated the living crap out of me, so I had to keep taking breaks and coming back to it. I'm glad I finally beat it, though. The game has a lot of depth and is really challenging. I only got the bare bones ending and don't even wanna try beating it any further, haha. I dunno, maybe one day I'll feel like torturing myself and re-play alt text started in comic 153.

Wed May 4 00:15:11 2022

I've been playing Final Fantasy X with my wife and have really been enjoying it. Believe it or not, it's only the second Final Fantasy game I've played. But I hope you believe it. I mean why would I lie? I'm not one of those liar-types. Do I seem like one? Gosh, I hope not. Alt text started in comic 153. That's the truth.

Fri May 6 00:15:10 2022

Just finished watching through the entirety of King of the Hill. It was a good chill time. Even though I watched a ton of episodes over the years, there were so many that I missed. I look forward to the show coming back. Also Beavis and Butthead. Also alt text started comic 153.

Mon May 9 00:15:09 2022

I'm was thinking earlier about how much I love water. You drink it, it hydrates you, it's great. Sometimes you can freeze it and eat it if you want. Hell, you can even piss it if you so desire. What can I say? I'm a real water maniac. Alt text started comic H2O. Sorry I mean 153. H2O isn't a number, what the hell is wrong with me?

Wed May 11 00:15:11 2022

I was thinking of finally watching WandaVision. For the last, I dunno, two years maybe I've been majorly burnt out on Marvel. Endgame was like "welp that's over." But it just kept going. The only way they'll truly get me back is if they bring back CG Hugh Jackman. Then I could say for certain that alt text started in comic 153.

Fri May 13 00:15:11 2022

I miss playing street hockey out of all the sports I played as a kid. Nothing like roller blading around and whacking stuff with a stick. Oh wait, that wasn't hockey I played. I just bopped mailboxes with a big stick. I can't help it sometimes. Just kidding, that never happened. Comic alt text 153 fun time

Mon May 16 00:15:12 2022

As I type this, I'm sitting nice and cozy in my thinkin' chair with my cat on my lap watching Tremors for the first time. It's pretty cool. I love me some bacon. KEVIN Bacon! Get it? Ahhh it's before your time. Speaking of time, there was once a time when alt text started. It was back in the old days of comic 153.

Wed May 18 00:15:11 2022

I love Elisabeth Moss. Alt text started comic 153.

Fri May 20 00:15:11 2022

During the break, I saw Beach House live for the first time. It was one of my favorite concerts I've seen. They're my favorite band and they're incredible live. They played lots of my favorites: PPP, Superstar, Take Care, Alt Text, Started Comic, 153. I dunno.

Mon May 23 00:15:10 2022

Smiling Friends really has a lot of rewatchabilty factor. It's really refreshing. A lot of people have noticed this, but it also stands out as a work that's not cynical and miserable, which is definitely prevalent in lots of cartoon comedy these days. Well both Smiling Friends and alt text got something in common. They both started in comic 153. Oh wait that's just alt text lolz

Wed May 25 00:15:08 2022

I have a lot of fun doing these pine barrens comics. I love the pinewolves, the oddly realistic setting, and I love Pup. I started using a more legible font for the pinewolves. I think it's important to be able to read what characters are saying. I also think it's important that alt text started in comic 153.

Fri May 27 00:15:08 2022

I randomly threw on episodes from the first season of Adventure Time the other day. It's weird being nostalgic about a show I started watching in my mid-twenties, when it feels like a show I watched as a kid. I think I felt that way when I first started watching the show. It evoked a lot of youthful feelings or whatever. Back when I was a kid, I had the hots for pink bubblegum chicks and gloomy vampires. I also had the hots for alt text. But it wasn't until comic 153 that I finally got to see it. What do I even know

Mon May 30 00:15:13 2022

Look at these words that I'm typing! I hope to God that I'm not wasting your life with these words. If at any point you wish to quit reading, feel free. But you might not learn that alt text started in comic 153.

Wed Jun 1 00:15:09 2022

Dirty Pair: The anime featuring a pair of girls who have guns. Coming soon to a... device near you. Go to retrocrush.tv and watch Dirty Pair. Unless you're chicken. Lol. Are you actually a chicken? Better watch out for that Colonel dude that's running around slaying and cooking you guys. I also hear that he genetically enhances alt text so it starts in comic 153.

Fri Jun 3 00:15:10 2022

I was on World of Warcraft for the first time in ages, and I decided to go to Darkshore with a night elf named Shrimpina. Randomly, some dude messaged me and started chatting me up. Turns out it was another old-ass person like me who was reminiscing about the old days of WoW. Ah, good times. I haven't played WoW since alt text started back in comic 153. Dang.

Mon Jun 6 00:15:11 2022

We made pasta salad yesterday. It was awesome. I chopped up an onion, some artichoke hearts, cheese cubes, zucchini, olives, and threw them in a big bowl with pasta and we dumped dressing on it. It was the best experience I ever had making pasta salad. Then again, I've only done it twice. The first time I did it was back in comic 153 when alt text first came around.

Wed Jun 8 00:15:11 2022

Man, tomorrow is the mid-season finale of Better Call Saul. I have this feeling that they're gonna do a huge cliffhanger. I can't take hanging off a cliff. I just can't take it. It's really scary and I might fall to my death. Vince Gilligan had better deliver a satisfying mid-season ending or I'll give him 153 spankings on his behind. Hey! Alt text started 153 comics into this series!

Fri Jun 10 00:15:08 2022

I'm trying to install Final Fantasy XI. I hear it's like FFXIV but with 3 less numbers. Speaking of numbers, alt text started in comic 153. In other news, I started working out. I'm doing an ultra slow version of "Couch to 5K" and this full-body home workout. Pushups, squats, crunches, and some other silly crap. I'm very out of shape but it feels good to be doing something about it finally. I hope that I can keep it up! Alt text starte-- oh right I said that already.

Mon Jun 13 00:15:11 2022

Ah, three-day weekends. There's nothing like 'em. Except maybe four-day weekends. Or like, Winter break where sometimes I get a whole week off. Or getting fired from a job and you're stuck at home forever. I should ask my work if I can get a paid firing. Like, they give me money to not work and I just sit home and tell people that alt text started in comic 153.

Wed Jun 15 00:15:09 2022

I love my cats but sometimes wonder what it'd be like to have a dog, too. See, cats are extremely convenient. They poop by themselves, clean themselves, entertain themselves... Whereas with dogs, you gotta squeeze the poop out of them, spray them with the pressure washer, and give them years of smiles and chuckles by telling them how alt text started in comic 153.

Fri Jun 17 00:15:10 2022

I Think You Should Leave might be the funniest show. I don't rewatch comedy shows much these days, but this one I've watched pretty frequently since it's come out. I can't really think of a single bad sketch. Yeah, if you haven't already, you should watch I Think You Should Leave. It's on Netflix. Also, you should watch Jojo's Bizarre Alt Text Adventure, Part (Comic) 153. That one was a bit of a stretch. Sorry.

Mon Jun 20 00:15:11 2022

Alt text will be saying goodbye at least for now. My friends, I know you have been loyal fans of alt text since comic 153 when alt text started in comic 153. I hope you all take care and if if I think of interesting junk to say in the future, take care. Alt text ended in comic 302. This is Gob McAlttext signing out :)

Wed Jun 22 00:15:12 2022

303: Humble Bungle

Fri Jun 24 00:15:09 2022

304: Big Punches

Mon Jun 27 00:15:11 2022

305: The Most Romantic Shit I Can Think Of

Wed Jun 29 00:15:11 2022

306: Why Won’t Our Parents Pick Us Up?

Fri Jul 1 00:15:10 2022

307: Night Road

Mon Jul 4 00:15:16 2022

Mon Jul 4 18:15:18 2022

Mon Jul 11 00:15:10 2022

Wed Jul 13 00:15:11 2022

310: Brick is Alive

Fri Jul 15 00:15:08 2022

311: Never Forget

Mon Jul 18 00:15:12 2022

312: Thanks Ants

Wed Jul 20 00:15:09 2022

313: Shimmer Glimmer Chicken Dinner

Fri Jul 22 00:15:07 2022

314: From Ratatouille

Mon Jul 25 00:15:09 2022

315: The Ancient Art of Gymkata

Wed Jul 27 00:15:08 2022

316: Important Life Lessons with Mr. Tehrani

Fri Jul 29 00:15:08 2022

317: New Sisters

Mon Aug 1 00:15:12 2022

318: New Room Same Gloom

Wed Aug 3 00:15:10 2022

319: Nothing Changes Cause it’s All the Same

Wed Aug 3 12:15:10 2022

319: Nothing Changes Cause it’s All the Same

Fri Aug 5 00:15:08 2022

320: It’s Thinking

Mon Aug 8 07:45:39 2022

321: Waking Up to a Strange Ceiling

Wed Aug 10 00:15:10 2022

322: Breakfast Champions, Champions of Breakfast

Wed Aug 10 18:15:10 2022

322: Breakfast Champions, Champions of Breakfast

Fri Aug 12 00:15:09 2022

323: Shuhada Sadaqat

Mon Aug 15 00:15:17 2022

324: The Things You Say

Wed Aug 17 00:15:11 2022

325: The Option of First Resort

Fri Aug 19 00:15:13 2022

326: The Japanese do Produce Actual Literature, You Know That, Right?

Mon Aug 22 00:15:10 2022

Wed Aug 24 00:15:10 2022

328: Flutter of the Aperture

Fri Aug 26 00:15:10 2022

329: I Main Black Mage

Mon Aug 29 00:15:08 2022

330: You Know, For Destroying “Evidence”

Wed Aug 31 00:15:08 2022

331: Celebrity Couple

Fri Sep 2 00:15:09 2022

332: Celebrity Breakup

Mon Sep 5 00:15:10 2022

333: One Day I’ll Meet Krusty the Clown

Wed Sep 7 00:15:07 2022

334: The True Ally-Gator

Fri Sep 9 00:15:09 2022

335: Important Causes!

Mon Sep 12 00:15:14 2022

336: Mavis Dracula’s Joy Division Fanzine

Wed Sep 14 00:15:08 2022

337: Comic Book Repository

Fri Sep 16 00:15:12 2022

338: No Doomingdales?

Mon Sep 19 00:15:09 2022

339: For the Love of Goku

Wed Sep 21 00:15:08 2022

340: Buying Clothes

Fri Sep 23 00:15:09 2022

341: Another Shop in the Mall

Mon Sep 26 00:15:07 2022

342: Food Court, Shmood Shorts

Wed Sep 28 00:15:07 2022

343: Nick Lowe

Fri Sep 30 00:15:09 2022

344: 2wo Shots

Mon Oct 3 00:15:08 2022

345: SPOILERS

Mon Nov 28 00:15:12 2022

Wed Nov 30 00:15:08 2022

347: Two Term King

Fri Dec 2 00:15:12 2022

348: Serious Religion

Mon Dec 5 00:15:10 2022

349: Mourners Mourning Well

Wed Dec 7 00:15:08 2022

350: National Steamed Hams Meme Library

Fri Dec 9 00:15:12 2022

351: More Greetings

Mon Dec 12 00:15:08 2022

352: Sensible Chuckle

Wed Dec 14 00:15:09 2022

353: Roots Planted in the Past

Fri Dec 16 00:15:10 2022

354: Eulogy

Fri Dec 16 13:15:07 2022

354: Eulogy

Mon Dec 19 00:15:09 2022

355: Bill Stayed Up All Night Writing This Speech

Wed Dec 21 00:15:11 2022

356: The Body of Obtusangelo Trianglini

Fri Dec 23 00:15:09 2022

Mon Dec 26 00:15:12 2022

Mon Jan 2 00:15:09 2023

359: Hole

Wed Jan 4 00:15:09 2023

360: Degrees and Walk Away

Fri Jan 6 00:15:08 2023

361: Imaginary Friend

Mon Jan 9 00:15:09 2023

362: Funeral Reception

Wed Jan 11 00:15:09 2023

363: Trigonomitria!

Fri Jan 13 00:15:10 2023

364: The Trianglinis!

Mon Jan 16 00:15:11 2023

365: Second Cousins

Wed Jan 18 00:15:10 2023

366: Moon Child

Fri Jan 20 00:15:10 2023

367: Books Books Books!

Mon Jan 23 00:15:08 2023

368: This Kid Probably Posts on Goodreads

Wed Jan 25 00:15:12 2023

369: Toblerone Trianglinis

Fri Jan 27 00:15:11 2023

370: This is Basically the Plot of Assassin’s Creed

Sun Jan 29 00:15:12 2023

371: Will Horn

Wed Feb 1 00:15:12 2023

372: The Lawyer Nook

Fri Feb 3 00:15:13 2023

373: Will Bill

Mon Feb 6 00:15:17 2023

374: Was the Next Comic Funny? I Forget

Wed Feb 8 00:15:09 2023

375: The Dorito Shape

Fri Feb 10 00:15:08 2023

376: Resting Bee Sting Personality

Mon Feb 13 00:15:10 2023

377: You’re Out of Touch

Wed Feb 15 00:15:12 2023

378: I’m Out of Thyme

Fri Feb 17 00:15:09 2023

Mon Aug 28 00:15:10 2023

Wed Aug 30 00:15:07 2023

381: Heck of a Frick

Fri Sep 1 00:15:08 2023

382: ‘93 Canopysaurus

Mon Sep 4 00:15:07 2023

383: Becky Farm

Wed Sep 6 00:15:06 2023

384: Wrecky Farm

Fri Sep 8 00:15:07 2023

385: Before TikTok There Was YakBak

Mon Sep 11 00:15:08 2023

386: Bart Stole His Catchphrase :(

Wed Sep 13 00:15:10 2023

387: ¿Y Dónde Está el Piloto?

Thu Sep 14 12:15:08 2023

387: ¿Y Dónde Está el Piloto?

Fri Sep 15 00:15:08 2023

388: Real FBI Stories

Mon Sep 18 00:15:08 2023

389: Photography: A False Science

Wed Sep 20 00:15:09 2023

390: CSI S12E19

Fri Sep 22 00:15:08 2023

391: Gaggie

Mon Sep 25 00:15:07 2023

392: His name is Simon Grubneck

Wed Sep 27 00:15:08 2023

393: Street Interrogations

Fri Sep 29 00:15:06 2023

394: King of Convenience Part 2: The Second Chapter

Mon Oct 2 00:15:07 2023

395: King of Convenience Can’t Catch a Break

Wed Oct 4 00:15:09 2023

396: Horse Toilets

Fri Oct 6 00:15:11 2023

397: Swing Set

Mon Oct 9 00:15:08 2023

398: Radio Troubles

Wed Oct 11 00:15:12 2023

399: The T-Files

Fri Oct 13 00:15:12 2023

400: Story Milk

Mon Oct 16 00:15:10 2023

401: American Empire

Wed Oct 18 00:15:09 2023

402: Becky Farm Part 2

Fri Oct 20 00:15:09 2023

403: Laws of the Jungle (Woods)

Mon Oct 23 00:15:10 2023

404: Terry Gross: Soooo Shocked

Wed Oct 25 00:15:12 2023

405: Confrontation with the Barrens

Fri Oct 27 00:15:08 2023

406: The Journey Back

Mon Oct 30 00:15:09 2023

Wed Nov 1 00:15:16 2023

Fri Nov 3 00:15:09 2023

409: Full Squiggymode

Mon Nov 6 00:15:09 2023

410: Any Old Excuse

Wed Nov 8 00:15:11 2023

411: Fresh Air

Fri Nov 10 00:15:17 2023

412: Vroom Vroom

Mon Nov 13 00:16:21 2023

Wed Nov 15 00:15:15 2023

414: Casino Night Zone

Fri Nov 17 00:15:09 2023

415: Cool Lab Night Zone

Mon Nov 20 00:15:19 2023

Wed Nov 22 00:15:10 2023

417: All Cops Are Badniks

Fri Nov 24 00:15:13 2023

418: Mulberry Princess: Ultimate Shadow Reckoning

Mon Nov 27 00:15:11 2023

419: Mission Briefing

Mon Nov 27 18:15:09 2023

419: Mission Briefing

Wed Nov 29 00:15:10 2023

420: Peter Pizzarino, the Pizza Prince

Fri Dec 1 00:15:08 2023

421: Radio Googoo

Mon Dec 4 00:15:09 2023

422: Pizza Knight Rises

Wed Dec 6 00:15:10 2023

423: Mr. Gastorly

Fri Dec 8 00:15:10 2023

424: Mrs. Gastorly’s Mystery

Mon Dec 11 00:15:08 2023

425: Stuffed Dreadbear

Wed Dec 13 00:15:12 2023

426: Deductions

Fri Dec 15 00:15:09 2023

427: Late Night Escape

Mon Dec 18 00:15:10 2023

SPECIAL #4: The Please Forgive Me Girls Save Christmas!!! Part 1

Wed Dec 20 00:15:10 2023

SPECIAL #4: The Please Forgive Me Girls Save Christmas!!! Part 2

Fri Dec 22 00:15:34 2023

SPECIAL #4: The Please Forgive Me Girls Save Christmas!!! Part 3

Mon Dec 25 00:15:11 2023

Mon Jan 1 00:15:09 2024

428: The Dad Conspiracy

Wed Jan 3 00:15:10 2024

429: Dude Could Dunk Sitting Down

Fri Jan 5 00:15:14 2024

430: My Worst Nightmarecast!

Mon Jan 8 00:15:10 2024

431: Awkward Breakfast

Wed Jan 10 00:15:13 2024

432: Bluffcon ’15

Fri Jan 12 00:15:09 2024

433: Sonic Adventure 3

Mon Jan 15 00:15:10 2024

434: Trisssh Slithersby Has a Van

Wed Jan 17 00:15:08 2024

435: This Guy

Fri Jan 19 00:15:09 2024

436: Masks

Mon Jan 22 00:15:15 2024

437: Somebody Shot My Paw!

Wed Jan 24 00:15:10 2024

438: Patrick Star DnB Mix

Fri Jan 26 00:15:21 2024

439: Mighty Mask

Mon Jan 29 00:15:10 2024

440: Hamburger Hut

Wed Jan 31 00:15:09 2024

441: Trisssh Slithersby No Longer Has a Van

Fri Feb 2 00:15:10 2024

442: Giuseppe Lactoseintolerenzo

Mon Feb 5 00:15:11 2024

443: Because I Pay Attention

Wed Feb 7 00:15:11 2024

444: Allison is Hurt

Fri Feb 9 00:15:11 2024

Mon Feb 12 00:15:15 2024

Wed Feb 14 00:15:11 2024

Fri Feb 16 00:15:09 2024

Mon Feb 19 00:15:23 2024

449: Utah-Style Deep Dish

Wed Feb 21 00:15:10 2024

450: Somos Payasos

Fri Feb 23 00:15:09 2024

Mon Apr 1 13:15:10 2024

Wed Apr 3 00:15:12 2024

453: Negotiating with the Pinewolves

Fri Apr 5 00:15:12 2024

454: Free Kobi

Mon Apr 8 00:15:10 2024

455: Descendent of the Vanderbilts

Wed Apr 10 00:15:36 2024

456: I Turn the World Around With a Skeleton Hand

Fri Apr 12 00:15:09 2024

457: It Doesn’t Look Like Much

Mon Apr 15 00:15:10 2024

458: The Irishman

Wed Apr 17 00:15:09 2024

459: Love Your Suit

Fri Apr 19 00:15:09 2024

460: The Cable Guy (1996)

Mon Apr 22 00:15:11 2024

461: Spider Facts

Wed Apr 24 00:15:11 2024

462: The Amazing Spider-Mensch

Fri Apr 26 00:15:10 2024

463: The Hunchback of Notre Dame Had Some Killer Songs

Mon Apr 29 00:15:12 2024

464: Sweet Deal

Wed May 1 00:15:12 2024

465: Strike That

Fri May 3 00:15:12 2024

Mon May 6 00:15:08 2024

467: Scrambly

Wed May 8 00:15:10 2024

468: Oog

Fri May 10 00:15:10 2024

469: Pretty Sure Krusty Did It

Mon May 13 00:15:11 2024

470: Linda Hamilton