Tue Jul 19 08:37:19 2011
I'm so pleased I didn't even have to ask Anthony to put blood on the knuckles. He knew.
Wed Jul 20 00:54:12 2011
Wait, why is nobody SAYING ANYTHING?!
Fri Jul 22 00:40:57 2011
Now YOU pick it up, Chuck!
Mon Jul 25 12:41:15 2011
WICKED
Wed Jul 27 12:43:01 2011
As they move through the fortress, they continue to find obstacles that can only be solved by going back and retrieving other body parts from the guards.
Fri Jul 29 12:41:07 2011
Just think, any dinosaur you might see on the street could actually be a NINJA INSIDE A HOLOGRAM.
Mon Aug 1 18:41:20 2011
EVERY DAY I'M HOLOGRAMMIN
Wed Aug 3 00:46:53 2011
The only way Chuck could have gotten a worse gun is if it was just a kind of gun shaped hardened piece of dung.
Fri Aug 5 00:44:37 2011
Comics don't usually have flashbacks to scenes that happened just a few pages earlier, do they?
Mon Aug 8 19:25:39 2011
NASAGHAST has learned DINOSPLODE!
Wed Aug 10 18:45:00 2011
I could draw ghosts exploding dinosaurs every day OH WAIT I DO
Fri Aug 12 00:45:05 2011
''... who flickered like a television. We REALLY should have asked about that.''
Mon Aug 15 13:08:52 2011
I often treat Dr. McNinja like I would treat my action figures when I was a kid. I'd take them someplace high, drop them, and see what would happen.
Wed Aug 17 12:45:39 2011
Pretty dangerous elevator in general if you ask me.
Fri Aug 19 12:46:35 2011
SOMEONE's bein' a real Cussosaurus.
Sat Aug 20 00:45:49 2011
SOMEONE's bein' a real Cussosaurus.
Mon Aug 22 12:59:03 2011
Related to the time beasts? Yes, but that's a story for another time.
Wed Aug 24 00:44:28 2011
That lumberjack wasn't... strapped with explosives by chance?
Fri Aug 26 18:52:04 2011
All I know about raptors I know from Jurassic Park. And that's how I LIKES IT.
Mon Aug 29 01:04:46 2011
Ha ha ha ha BIRDOSAURUS
Wed Aug 31 01:13:43 2011
Oh my goodness, someone make an Inception/Jurassic Park crossover. ''A clever girl within a clever girl.''
Thu Sep 1 18:44:42 2011
Maybe if you hadn't put all those electronics in your arm guards, a dinosaur wouldn't be able to just BITE INTO IT.
Mon Sep 5 00:44:30 2011
In the McNinjaverse, time travelers are more common than the winning McDonald’s Monopoly properties.
Tue Sep 6 18:45:13 2011
Computers are important.
Fri Sep 9 00:44:23 2011
21p80
Mon Sep 12 12:46:06 2011
So much red paint on those dinosaurs! Yep! Red paint!
Wed Sep 14 00:44:25 2011
''I can SING!'' Yoshi responded, and then he did. And it was beautiful.
Fri Sep 16 00:44:27 2011
Sometimes I think this about a guy who was mean to me in high school.
Mon Sep 19 12:44:13 2011
That guy shooting the laser rifle in panel two would have killed himself with it if the horrorsaurus hadn't gotten him first. Trust me.
Wed Sep 21 01:09:52 2011
I considered having the computer screens being enormous, and the McNinjas having to through themselves against the buttons, but then thought the President would probably have a bunch of smaller helpers and wouldn't bother with a big computer.
Fri Sep 23 00:43:59 2011
Red means it's bad! RED MEANS IT'S BAD!
Mon Sep 26 01:05:04 2011
You'd be surprised to know how pleasant the lumberjack finds the horrosaurus's breath, despite everything.
Wed Sep 28 09:32:43 2011
Everyone wants a gun that shoots bullets. Deep.
Fri Sep 30 07:39:55 2011
No one told me that being an adult meant having so many problems with UPS.
Mon Oct 3 07:43:52 2011
That skull is upset.
Wed Oct 5 07:46:15 2011
KAIJU GHOST BATTLE
Fri Oct 7 12:44:28 2011
It was a dino fart hahahahaahahaha
Mon Oct 10 12:45:04 2011
Jeff Goldblum put a virus on the disc for me. It will solve everything!
Wed Oct 12 00:45:34 2011
YEAAAAAAH!
Fri Oct 14 00:45:46 2011
He might really like dinosaur blood.
Mon Oct 17 12:45:42 2011
McNinjas know the rule.
Wed Oct 19 00:45:57 2011
WHERE DID HE GET THAT JACKET?!
Fri Oct 21 12:44:24 2011
EXCEPT THE DEAD ONES. EVERYONE WHO DIED IS A LOSER TODAY.
Mon Oct 24 12:45:19 2011
Here's a sci-fi tip writing tip for you. Put in words like ''simulcast'' and ''cryostasis'' instead of ''TV'' and ''nap nap times.'' Instant credibility.
Wed Oct 26 12:45:11 2011
The script for this reads ''9) The sun rises. Symbolic as hell.''
Fri Oct 28 08:42:40 2011
I'm going to miss drawing cranky elderly King Radical.
Tue Nov 1 09:35:56 2011
Panel 2) Happy mustache. Panel 3) Sad mustache.
Wed Nov 2 06:40:59 2011
TIMESTREAM... SO... ELECTRIIIIIIIC PIIIIIINK!
Fri Nov 4 00:41:05 2011
King Radical of course singing to the tune of ''It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year.''
Mon Nov 7 19:20:54 2011
Anthony ''Bloodmeister'' Clark kept it pretty reined in on this one. BUT HE DIDN'T LIKE IT.
Wed Nov 9 00:40:56 2011
And thus ends ‘’The Adventures of Dr. McNinja: Callbacks, The Musical’’
Fri Nov 11 00:41:02 2011
Just came back from a dystopian alternate future. Didn’t want a weekend.
Mon Nov 14 00:42:29 2011
Yes, these are characters I designed over a year ago for a t-shirt that is now discontinued. What do you mean, ''How do I make a living at webcomics?''
Wed Nov 16 20:16:55 2011
The river just wants you to have a nice day.
Fri Nov 18 00:42:44 2011
I uh... I couldn't figure out a sound effect.
Fri Nov 18 08:41:02 2011
I uh... I couldn't figure out a sound effect.
Mon Nov 21 17:02:32 2011
AND... A MILD CASE OF HEARTBURN.
Wed Nov 23 12:04:13 2011
Don't date ninja widow(er)s. It's never going to work out.
Sun Nov 27 23:11:53 2011
You can only scowl when you've got a mug like that.
Wed Nov 30 00:27:15 2011
Dark Smoke Puncher arrives to school early so that NOBODY KNOWS WHERE HE COMES FROM. Secretly, everyone thinks he’s an orphan who sleeps there at night.
Fri Dec 2 06:41:33 2011
Middle school is terrible.
Mon Dec 5 13:40:28 2011
It is just terrible.
Wed Dec 7 13:40:35 2011
The dean of my high school kept a razor and shaving cream in his desk too. My imagination did not come up with this scenario!
Fri Dec 9 03:42:40 2011
There was a lot less ransacking to be done in the living room than the bedroom. Just a couple of suspicious books.
Mon Dec 12 13:40:15 2011
Always easier to tag someone with a recliner than with a bullet.
Wed Dec 14 13:40:51 2011
Thanks to Latin expert/hunter of the undead, Benito Cereno for the words on the holy knuckles.
Fri Dec 16 03:41:06 2011
He ordered this pizza.
Mon Dec 19 03:41:26 2011
Guys, I think that actually IS Chuck’s diary!
Wed Dec 21 13:40:32 2011
We’re having a good time with sound effects over here.
Fri Dec 23 13:40:36 2011
You may not set a pick. You may leap off a classmates back to dunk.
Wed Dec 28 19:40:04 2011
Yo, the Miller's Tale is HILARIOUS.
Fri Dec 30 03:41:30 2011
That is the truck *I* drove to school. It didn't have rocket launchers. It also didn't have 5 gears, or super good brakes or a windshield that wasn't cracked.
Mon Jan 2 13:41:36 2012
Who got them that mug, anyway?
Wed Jan 4 13:40:13 2012
There is a reason you so rarely see the police in the pages of this comic.
Fri Jan 6 13:40:11 2012
Just a funky ole graveyard dance.
Mon Jan 9 13:40:29 2012
Terrible jokes... will always survive.
Wed Jan 11 13:40:16 2012
Whoops
Fri Jan 13 13:41:22 2012
Oh this will be very simple! Yes. Easy.
Mon Jan 16 13:40:27 2012
When I was a senior in high school, I went snowboarding every Wednesday! Dark Smoke Puncher must have been accepted to an art school by this point too.
Tue Jan 17 18:07:18 2012
When I was a senior in high school, I went snowboarding every Wednesday! Dark Smoke Puncher must have been accepted to an art school by this point too.
Wed Jan 18 13:41:44 2012
Nobody look it up.
Fri Jan 20 03:40:10 2012
I will put anything with a mask in a labcoat. ANYTHING.
Mon Jan 23 13:40:27 2012
Again, don't look it up.
Wed Jan 25 13:40:13 2012
So many violent doctors in the world.
Fri Jan 27 03:40:25 2012
Mummies make the best friends.
Mon Jan 30 03:40:42 2012
Or a dog.
Wed Feb 1 13:40:47 2012
You don't want to know what these burgers do to your physiology.
Fri Feb 3 03:40:05 2012
You have no IDEA what it is to be cranky until you think you're the coolest mofo on the planet, and some clown just mistook you for a fast food mascot. NO IDEA.
Mon Feb 6 19:40:24 2012
That's just a henchman running with a rocket in the background.
Wed Feb 8 03:42:57 2012
''I admire your courage, Ms. Judy.'' ''I admire your luck, Mr. Screams-At-Zoo-Visitors.''
Fri Feb 10 13:41:12 2012
I threw up four times while drawing this page.
Mon Feb 13 03:40:07 2012
The inner pocket of your jacket is the best place to store unprotected syringes of deadly poison.
Wed Feb 15 03:40:50 2012
He was just in the bathroom this whole story.
Fri Feb 17 03:40:02 2012
That patient went to seeing the worst thing ever to the best.
Mon Feb 20 13:40:12 2012
You've been good, so I cut the page that shows how the spider shriveled up and melted off the man's body.
Wed Feb 22 03:41:37 2012
Jokes on YOU, TERRORIST. The coffee on planes SUCKS.
Fri Feb 24 15:02:06 2012
The crawlspace just goes directly into the dragon's throat.
Mon Feb 27 13:40:28 2012
It isn't.
Mon Feb 27 19:41:31 2012
It isn't.
Wed Feb 29 13:40:14 2012
I dedicate this page to my wife, who even now, hacks and coughs under a blanket. The doctor said she has bronchitis, but secretly I haven't ruled out Mummy's Curse.
Fri Mar 2 13:40:28 2012
Beep boop I am ski robot, well known to be incapable of crimes. Let's hit the slopes. Beep.
Mon Mar 5 13:56:30 2012
Magics play a large part in Gordito’s inner monologues. He doesn’t know much science at his age, you see.
Wed Mar 7 03:40:31 2012
Anyway, he's pretty good on the sax.
Fri Mar 9 03:40:14 2012
OR maybe the gym teacher is an amateur photographer, and he had to switch on the infrared in his darkroom! (Probably not, though)
Mon Mar 12 14:40:34 2012
Probably the name of a nearby pub!
Wed Mar 14 14:21:06 2012
DO YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT THE BEAR NECESSITIES
Fri Mar 16 04:40:43 2012
As I lettered this page, my visiting sister in law informed me that there is apparently a wine that features this horrific bear android on their label. And so I can only assume that Toasted Head chardonnay is the BEST chardonnay.
Mon Mar 19 14:41:13 2012
At least you get to dress down for Saturday detention!
Wed Mar 21 14:41:42 2012
I got in trouble in detention once because I was reading Congo, and laughed when the gorilla said bad words.
Fri Mar 23 14:12:31 2012
I... appear to have spent a lot of time drawing chairs that have been covered up with characters and word balloons. Hm.
Mon Mar 26 14:40:58 2012
This is how volcanoes work, right? I won't check.
Wed Mar 28 14:41:27 2012
I bet the President has a lava submarine.
Fri Mar 30 14:40:33 2012
I have no shame in admitting that real Dr. McNinja editor, Rachel came up with all the jokes on this page.
Mon Apr 2 22:40:16 2012
Didn't think to ask what was happening in the gasoline dousing pre-show?
Wed Apr 4 14:40:54 2012
My fear overrides my hatred.
Fri Apr 6 14:40:16 2012
King Radical likes things that are radical.
Sun Apr 8 20:40:25 2012
Gordito rarely wakes up happily.
Wed Apr 11 04:41:36 2012
I just figure the most horrifying thing in the world is for your mother's arm to disintegrate against your face, right? Why haven't I been interviewed by Fangoria yet?
Wed Apr 11 14:41:15 2012
I just figure the most horrifying thing in the world is for your mother's arm to disintegrate against your face, right? Why haven't I been interviewed by Fangoria yet?
Fri Apr 13 14:40:36 2012
It's because I hate you.
Mon Apr 16 04:40:11 2012
Build a hovercraft out of a vacuum cleaner!
Wed Apr 18 04:45:26 2012
For the next 24 hours, 10% of all profits from Raptor Bandit Industries will go toward the Race for the Cure for Mummy's Curse.
Fri Apr 20 04:40:34 2012
Mon Apr 23 14:40:56 2012
Yes, the scribbling on the blackboard represents the last of what I understand of ''math.''
Wed Apr 25 14:41:59 2012
Yeah, if I'm not so hot on real math equations, you can be certain the demonic ones are going to just be me slamming the keyboard a couple times.
Fri Apr 27 14:41:52 2012
Now you know what an exploding child head sounds like.
Mon Apr 30 14:41:26 2012
Yeah, McBonalds restaurants have just giant vats of hot oil lying about. That's why they're the best! *shrug*
Wed May 2 14:41:15 2012
Because it's the radical thing to do. The end.
Fri May 4 14:41:21 2012
It has always been my dream to shoot Dr. McNinja out of a barrel.
Mon May 7 20:42:31 2012
Turns out there WAS a lava submarine, and it went straight to the airport.
Wed May 9 20:40:08 2012
Toasty!
Fri May 11 12:33:18 2012
He's drinking Mountain Dew, natch.
Mon May 14 14:41:26 2012
The dodge. CLASSIC ninja move.
Wed May 16 04:42:06 2012
Then he pull off THAT mask, and it's just Val Kilmer.
Fri May 18 04:41:30 2012
That's why all these dang teenagers keep trying to summon Cthulhu all the time.
Mon May 21 04:39:55 2012
Yep, the mask changes your eye, eyebrow, and skin color too. Incredible.
Wed May 23 14:40:57 2012
After this, you will attend Dr. McLuchador's charm school.
Fri May 25 14:42:09 2012
It's probably just a witch and a guy in a gorilla costume. Carry on.
Mon May 28 14:41:17 2012
Lasers shoot out of his eyes so you know you've stuck the right guy!
Wed May 30 20:41:34 2012
Don't worry, all their heads grow back in the next story. (Honest!)
Mon Jun 4 20:42:54 2012
Goes with the territory, I suppose.
Wed Jun 6 20:42:59 2012
This is Nil'Both, and he feels *crabby*. HAHAHAAHHA
Fri Jun 8 14:41:10 2012
Helicopters only exist in this comic to get exploded. They serve no other purpose.
Sun Jun 10 20:42:22 2012
Helicopters only exist in this comic to get exploded. They serve no other purpose.
Mon Jun 11 14:41:41 2012
The giant crab monster will never get through the revolving door!
Wed Jun 13 20:46:41 2012
Somebody has been slacking in his ninja agility practice since putting on a Mexican wrestling mask.
Fri Jun 15 04:43:00 2012
Pointy snippy doom.
Mon Jun 18 20:43:27 2012
Hee hee!
Wed Jun 20 14:44:15 2012
Crap, I forgot to draw dune buggies getting exploded out of there.
Fri Jun 22 20:44:32 2012
There we go. Smoking dune buggies raining from the sky.
Mon Jun 25 14:42:12 2012
Looks like he's stabbing it in the eye, fellas! Maybe all the comic characters should pay better attention to the comic.
Wed Jun 27 14:43:12 2012
And with that, you've seen the entirety of Dr. McNinja's command of the Spanish language.
Fri Jun 29 04:44:42 2012
''Wheeeee,
Mon Jul 2 14:51:20 2012
Judy is taking Mr. Belstein back to the airport. They're having a great time.
Wed Jul 4 04:41:34 2012
Coming up, the Adventures of Dr. McForensicAccountant.
Fri Jul 6 04:41:58 2012
Chuck is bad at hiding.
Sun Jul 8 20:05:38 2012
Okay.
Wed Jul 11 14:41:19 2012
Thanks to Anthony and Google Earth for allowing me to skip drawing backgrounds for a while.
Mon Jul 16 20:41:49 2012
Next up, some 4th of July barbecue tips from inside a faulty shark cage!
Wed Jul 18 20:41:29 2012
Honestly, I don't know what happened to the cameraman. Jetpack?
Mon Jul 23 20:41:26 2012
I really have no idea where to pepper the 'a's in their speech. Super Mario should teach a night class or something.
Wed Jul 25 20:41:54 2012
A creature IMPERVIOUS to getting hit by a car.
Fri Jul 27 22:40:49 2012
Also that gun is supes illegal.
Mon Jul 30 14:41:20 2012
Not... BAD DUDES AVENUE!!!
Wed Aug 1 14:41:09 2012
Once a cop shoots at you and you survive, you really don't give a hoot about some chains and a mullet.
Fri Aug 3 22:41:34 2012
The liquor store lets you know it's a bad part of town.
Mon Aug 6 20:43:03 2012
Dr. McDoesntsmellsogreat
Thu Aug 9 04:41:14 2012
Blue shell stance.
Fri Aug 10 20:42:08 2012
Like a two liter bottle of soda might be nice, though.
Mon Aug 13 20:41:26 2012
THIS IS A COLD MAN, DEAR READERS!
Wed Aug 15 14:41:24 2012
Dr. McNinja is Dr. McLuchador.
Fri Aug 17 04:40:39 2012
He's just nervous because he doesn't like getting murdered.
Mon Aug 20 14:41:58 2012
DON'T FORGET: Dr. McNinja is susceptible to gunfire, just like most of us.
Wed Aug 22 04:40:08 2012
Maybe. Yes. Definitely.
Wed Aug 22 14:41:16 2012
Maybe. Yes. Definitely.
Sun Aug 26 20:41:07 2012
Gosh, wouldn't it be embarrassing to bump into a cloaked invisible pizza party in a church.
Wed Aug 29 04:39:58 2012
The ice cream was originally vanilla but it uh... it looked inappropriate.
Fri Aug 31 14:41:26 2012
I don't know what a poop-poop bird is.
Mon Sep 3 20:40:08 2012
munch munch munch
Wed Sep 5 14:40:45 2012
In the McNinjaverse, Batman was Monica's guest star boyfriend, not Tom Selleck. Though it was still him who PLAYED Batman.
Mon Sep 10 14:42:35 2012
King Radical has strapped monster truck tires on SO MANY THINGS.
Thu Sep 13 14:42:09 2012
You uh... appear to have destroyed the entire thing.
Mon Sep 17 15:24:48 2012
Now what the heck is going on here.
Tue Sep 18 14:40:12 2012
Now what the heck is going on here.
Wed Sep 19 20:41:38 2012
Stupid tricky lobster man.
Thu Sep 20 14:40:39 2012
Stupid tricky lobster man.
Fri Sep 21 14:41:54 2012
Just a couple o' crimesters, chattin' bout crime.
Sun Sep 23 20:41:10 2012
Just a couple o' crimesters, chattin' bout crime.
Mon Sep 24 22:41:08 2012
Dr. McNinja cures racism, yaaaaay.
Wed Sep 26 14:41:13 2012
There is only ONE WAY for a ninja to get around a sewer!
Fri Sep 28 14:40:15 2012
KNIFE TO MEET YOU.
Mon Oct 1 14:40:41 2012
You almost soiled my spectacular gold tie!
Wed Oct 3 14:41:45 2012
That last panel is straight out of my marriage.
Fri Oct 5 04:39:52 2012
You can read it too, if you want.
Wed Oct 10 20:41:03 2012
Fourth thing is Der Ring des Nibelungen.
Fri Oct 12 04:40:24 2012
But rewarding, you know?
Tue Oct 16 14:41:15 2012
I hope everyone is okay with this being the only way people make entrances in this comic.
Mon Oct 22 14:42:41 2012
The supporting cast of this comic do not like to read.
Wed Oct 24 04:40:44 2012
Woopsy ninja
Fri Oct 26 14:41:33 2012
The tunnels smell great.
Fri Nov 2 20:43:59 2012
Fappo!
Mon Nov 5 13:42:30 2012
I've just been in a real mummy punching mood since Halloween.
Wed Nov 7 13:42:36 2012
Derek is done with the IRS.
Fri Nov 9 13:40:16 2012
It would chew up your bottom, and you would have a bloody bottom.
Mon Nov 12 13:40:06 2012
Doc is just nervous because he doesn't have the stealth stat bonus from his ninja mask.
Wed Nov 14 19:40:11 2012
Can't punch no mummy without him cursin' you.
Fri Nov 16 19:40:13 2012
That fixes that little corner I wrote myself into.
Fri Nov 23 19:42:05 2012
I wonder if real kings do that when there's like... some good legislation.
Mon Nov 26 19:41:28 2012
A water cooler filled with Mountain Dew is still pretty neat.
Fri Nov 30 19:40:39 2012
It's a book.
Tue Dec 4 03:40:27 2012
Doc would be impressed, but come on, he's been in that portal too. So what?
Thu Dec 6 13:40:33 2012
Getting employees to go potty in the right room is the top concern of a business owner.
Fri Dec 7 21:41:33 2012
I'm glad we got out of that office so we could all stop looking at how I drew the Mountain Dew cooler completely different sizes panel to panel.
Mon Dec 10 19:40:14 2012
''I'd like to use his phone!''
Tue Dec 11 03:40:48 2012
''I'd like to use his phone!''
Wed Dec 12 19:40:41 2012
1936.
Fri Dec 14 13:42:20 2012
Ha ha, just wait till you get that sunburn, honky.
Mon Dec 17 19:40:11 2012
The author of this comic has strong feelings regarding pizza.
Fri Dec 21 21:40:07 2012
Everybody take a minute to shut up and jam.
Fri Dec 28 19:39:55 2012
Previously: ''DID YOU INVENT BASKETBALL?!'' ''DID YOU INVENT SKATEBOARDS?!''
Fri Jan 4 19:41:35 2013
King Radical didn't *actually* build the temple. He created a complicated system of taking away and giving back tennis rackets based on construction work.
Wed Jan 9 21:41:29 2013
Punch right this way, sir!
Thu Jan 10 13:42:42 2013
Punch right this way, sir!
Sat Jan 12 13:40:29 2013
Am... am I to BUST ghosts?
Mon Jan 14 13:41:10 2013
It's a space station.
Wed Jan 16 19:40:25 2013
She's upset about something.
Fri Jan 18 19:40:18 2013
Make like a tree, and shatter into a million pieces.
Mon Jan 21 13:41:50 2013
I don't know why she keeps forgetting that.
Wed Jan 23 21:40:24 2013
ALWAYS CARRY A HOLY EDGED WEAPON
Sat Jan 26 13:41:07 2013
Pay your gorillas.
Tue Jan 29 13:40:17 2013
''By which of course I mean, ''I think she went bananas?'' Sorry.''
Wed Jan 30 19:40:04 2013
Well then play with corpses all you like.
Fri Feb 1 19:40:22 2013
My mom is a book keeper, so she's probably going to text me later today about what she thought about this page. Hi Mom! Hiiii!
Mon Feb 4 19:40:08 2013
Terrible terrible crimes.
Thu Feb 7 03:42:47 2013
... PROBABLY
Fri Feb 8 21:40:00 2013
Chuck found a really weird part of Skyrim.
Mon Feb 11 19:41:40 2013
What you don't see is Dr. McNinja swinging and spinning around after the gun goes off.
Wed Feb 13 13:40:10 2013
NOOO! NOW SHARKS WILL KNOW THE ILLEGAL SOVIET SKATEBOARD TRICKS!
Sat Feb 16 03:39:56 2013
Brown fireworks are awful.
Mon Feb 18 19:41:32 2013
Nice of King Radical to have all those columns to sneak around.
Thu Feb 21 13:41:32 2013
I've been drawing a lot of syringes lately. I should probably look up what one looks like next time.
Sat Feb 23 13:40:11 2013
Look how much fun he's having!
Tue Feb 26 03:40:31 2013
AND my wallet!
Wed Feb 27 03:39:54 2013
...
Fri Mar 1 03:40:14 2013
The AUTHOR thinks they're REALLY HARD TO DO, OKAY?!
Mon Mar 4 19:40:08 2013
Should be easy!
Wed Mar 6 19:41:25 2013
This is a man who was trained for several years on how to lie well.
Sat Mar 9 03:42:35 2013
The dude closest to McNinja kind of looks like Benito Cereno.
Mon Mar 11 20:40:26 2013
Also I need help getting down without falling into ice cream.
Wed Mar 13 20:47:41 2013
Used them all on piles of wood.
Sat Mar 16 14:40:01 2013
Aw man guns ruin all fights.
Mon Mar 18 04:40:16 2013
That's why you don't see ice cream fountains anymore. People keep dropping their guns in them. Unsafe. UnSANITARY.
Mon Mar 18 20:40:16 2013
That's why you don't see ice cream fountains anymore. People keep dropping their guns in them. Unsafe. UnSANITARY.
Wed Mar 20 18:40:18 2013
Man that ice cream just looks terrible.
Sat Mar 23 00:39:56 2013
Sometimes people are all ''Dude what are you ON when you come up with your ideas?!'' and I get insulted, but I will get straight with you. I came up with dubstep quartet when I was drunk.
Mon Mar 25 18:40:26 2013
ON THE PLUS SIDE IT BROKE UP MY KIDNEY STONE
Thu Mar 28 00:40:20 2013
He says ''jerks into wizards'', but so we're clear, the jerks have committed crimes too heinous to write in this comic.
Fri Mar 29 18:39:57 2013
Probably.
Mon Apr 1 00:40:00 2013
Tomorrow's recipes is Chicken.
Thu Apr 4 00:39:49 2013
Man I WISH yesterday's page was canon.
Sat Apr 6 00:40:08 2013
HOUSE BOT
Mon Apr 8 00:40:14 2013
Haha, stupid Herschel. Your feelings are stupid.
Wed Apr 10 18:40:48 2013
A purple light beam coming out of a giant robot? IMPOSSIBLE.
Fri Apr 12 00:39:59 2013
Oh hi, here is a character who hasn't been in the comic since his single page appearance in 2009.
Mon Apr 15 18:40:31 2013
In some bathrooms, it's a much worse situation.
Thu Apr 18 18:41:38 2013
This one goes out to former Dr. McNinja editor, Rachel Edidin, who taught me that more women should wear epaulets.
Mon Apr 22 18:40:19 2013
USE... THE ''NET''Galaga
Wed Apr 24 18:40:53 2013
I mean... you don't have to eat it. You can just eat the good pizza.Galaga
Fri Apr 26 11:42:00 2013
Yes, I will make the bold stance that racism is uncool.Galaga
Mon Apr 29 18:40:05 2013
Haven't had a chance for ole Francis to make some holy bullets or say it's okay to murder robots yet. But he's there.Galaga
Wed May 1 18:40:14 2013
Oh right.Galaga
Sat May 4 11:40:25 2013
I have no idea how to talk to giant robots.Galaga
Wed May 8 18:40:17 2013
Don't forget the helicopters!Galaga
Fri May 10 00:42:33 2013
The advantage of fighting your clone is you know EXACTLY what will make him feel guilty. That's also how Catholicism beats up so many ninjas.Galaga
Mon May 13 11:40:55 2013
He JUST fixed that, come on!Galaga
Thu May 16 00:40:40 2013
He JUST fixed that, come on!Galaga
Thu May 16 02:40:12 2013
I honestly don't see how jumping like that HELPED him make the window. Go ahead and look where you're jumping, I say!Galaga
Fri May 17 18:41:35 2013
Who knows WHAT happened in that ninja fugue. HA HA oh no we're doomedGalaga
Mon May 20 18:40:11 2013
They are all card suites because I looked at a Bicycle card deck and thought ''Hey that king would be cooler on a motorcycle instead of a bike.'' the endGalaga
Wed May 22 18:40:26 2013
Oh no you didn't just call him that.Galaga
Fri May 24 18:40:28 2013
These birds can also be used for military purposes, by striking foes with wonky jaguars and sassy Tweeties.Galaga
Wed May 29 11:41:02 2013
I think horses are never not scary in this comic, because they are never not scary in my life.Galaga
Sat Jun 1 00:40:04 2013
MY FIRST ACT AS KING IS KICKING YOUR ASSGalaga
Tue Jun 4 08:40:16 2013
You know, I haven't met anybody who has done that to me, so I think I gotta say... that unicorn is a jerk!Galaga
Wed Jun 5 18:40:11 2013
The most majestic of all creatures.Galaga
Fri Jun 7 11:43:06 2013
No way he can escape probably.Galaga
Tue Jun 11 00:40:12 2013
Almost like he's talking to somebody else.Galaga
Thu Jun 13 00:40:17 2013
Ha ha who knows what happened to him on the previous page! Well I guess we'll find out. I suppose that is the nature of narrative.Galaga
Fri Jun 14 11:41:01 2013
Acquire billions of dollars. Trick someone into falling into a pile of it. Classic.Galaga
Mon Jun 17 18:42:31 2013
Acquire billions of dollars. Trick someone into falling into a pile of it. Classic.
Wed Jun 19 00:43:34 2013
I don't know what's scarier... the ghosts or the ATM FEES, AM I RIGHT?
Wed Jun 19 18:40:53 2013
My way of drawing ghosts is just to show you that your soul looks horrifying.
Fri Jun 21 18:40:32 2013
So did Huey Lewis. And so did Huey's lawyer.
Tue Jun 25 18:40:21 2013
It is a piece of wood. Yes, it's CORPOREAL.
Wed Jun 26 18:40:28 2013
Sort of like what you'd say if you just ripped the engine out of a plane mid flight because it was haunted.
Fri Jun 28 18:40:47 2013
Just the sorriest.
Mon Jul 1 18:40:19 2013
Uh oh.
Tue Jul 2 00:40:25 2013
Uh oh.
Thu Jul 4 11:41:59 2013
Makin' coffeeeeeee
Sat Jul 6 00:41:50 2013
DAD! KNOCK! GAH
Mon Jul 8 18:42:19 2013
IN ORDER TO HACK THE ROBOT ONE MONITOR MUST BE DEVOTED TO LOOKING AT ITS FACE
Thu Jul 11 18:43:55 2013
I personally prefer my Mountain Dew Code Red in Icee form. Still in a giant robot though.
Fri Jul 12 18:41:56 2013
Shouldn't you be in the situation room, or the war room, or the uh-oh room or whatever it's called?
Mon Jul 15 08:42:30 2013
Just so we're clear. He's not blind. He's just not a great woodcarver.
Wed Jul 17 00:41:40 2013
Good ole Mr. Andrews knows when a man's faked his death.
Wed Jul 17 18:42:01 2013
Good ole Mr. Andrews knows when a man's faked his death.
Mon Jul 22 18:41:46 2013
Do not hit child. Do not hit child with stop sign.
Wed Jul 24 18:41:46 2013
One kid in my middle school got bars of soap and deodorant anonymously left at his desk. He didn't even SMELL BAD. Kids just thought it would be funny to act like he did. Middle school.
Sat Jul 27 00:41:48 2013
GYM SHORTS
Tue Jul 30 11:44:45 2013
Just wrapping something up I might have forgotten about.
Wed Jul 31 20:41:32 2013
No, I don't know what it is either.
Mon Aug 5 14:45:59 2013
He's only like... half lying I guess.
Wed Aug 7 20:43:15 2013
OHNOAGHOOOOOOST
Fri Aug 9 17:42:42 2013
Parenting!
Tue Aug 13 22:41:43 2013
Computers are so hard guys
Fri Aug 16 17:44:54 2013
Dan opened a video, activated the webcam, and lost a two click game of Minesweeper.
Wed Aug 21 14:44:44 2013
Maybe, it is in the robot's butt.
Wed Aug 21 20:47:30 2013
Oh! We didn't notice the entire structure we landed on shifting so it's enormous arm cannon could position itself above us! Woops!
Thu Aug 22 14:44:44 2013
Oh! We didn't notice the entire structure we landed on shifting so it's enormous arm cannon could position itself above us! Woops!
Fri Aug 23 20:44:32 2013
Don't be mad, Pepsi.
Tue Aug 27 14:45:38 2013
So there's your new gym mix, I guess.
Wed Aug 28 17:46:06 2013
I mean at least keep the helicopter running if you're going to stay on the giant outstretched hand.
Sat Aug 31 00:44:26 2013
Not like that dinosaur president who uses it just to wrap up a speech.
Tue Sep 3 14:45:12 2013
Wizards can do anything!
Fri Sep 6 17:47:08 2013
Oh man and there's like... a skull on the front of it.
Tue Sep 10 14:45:27 2013
Presidents really just want to be pilots of exotic military vehicles.
Wed Sep 11 14:45:19 2013
How's Dan supposed to sell a robot to the president if people are just GIVING THEM away?
Fri Sep 13 14:45:20 2013
Like a big shiny cupid.
Tue Sep 17 00:45:32 2013
It may cause difficulties in sandwich making, but I believe robots should all have one gun arm and one hand arm.
Wed Sep 18 14:46:53 2013
Wait, what's a giant robot doing making sandwiches in the first place?!
Fri Sep 20 14:45:21 2013
Some days I'm good at coming up with fantasy names... and some days I'm GREAT AT IT.
Mon Sep 23 14:45:55 2013
Haha it looks like a booger exploded out of the dinobot's nose.
Wed Sep 25 14:48:58 2013
I need to be careful, or all of the ''radical people'' are basically going to look like fifth wave Ninja Turtle action figures.
Sat Sep 28 20:45:30 2013
DANGIT HASTINGS WHAT DID I JUST SAY
Wed Oct 2 17:45:18 2013
No one talk about the mummy in the room.
Fri Oct 4 14:44:35 2013
Clones, man.
Wed Oct 9 14:45:43 2013
By a HOBO, a CORPSE, a DOCTOR, and a CHILD.
Fri Oct 11 14:44:33 2013
Well I guess these characters are fighting now.
Wed Oct 16 17:45:50 2013
I think these martial artists all skipped school the day they taught blocking.
Fri Oct 18 00:44:36 2013
The child delights in violence.
Tue Oct 22 00:44:32 2013
I have no idea what kind of sandwiches they are eating.
Tue Oct 22 14:44:46 2013
I'd play as Oddjob. I had no honor. I'll admit it.
Wed Oct 23 14:45:05 2013
Don't worry. He's not one of the dinos from the future. He's wearing sunglasses.
Fri Oct 25 14:45:03 2013
Grub a dub dub, snakes in your mug.
Mon Oct 28 20:44:39 2013
He already threw four old routers at them.
Fri Nov 1 14:44:48 2013
Ha ha ha stupid feelings.
Tue Nov 5 00:44:32 2013
YALL GOT MUMMED
Wed Nov 6 20:45:05 2013
You need five monitors for all that information, definitely.
Mon Nov 11 22:44:19 2013
The system knows exactly where all the houses go back to because of some very organized and meticulous ghosts.
Wed Nov 13 14:47:34 2013
Old McNinja also has a hidden pack of spearmint gum if you'd like some.
Fri Nov 15 14:44:52 2013
yaaay
Wed Nov 20 14:46:30 2013
Yes I feel mega guilty putting an ad in the comic, but that's a sweet drawing so WHATEVER.
Fri Nov 22 14:45:59 2013
Most of the time spent on this comic was put toward trying to come up with a werewolf centaur pun and failing.
Mon Nov 25 20:44:38 2013
Roll for concentration versus raptor claws and also raptor mouth.
Wed Nov 27 17:45:40 2013
Oh, my sworn enemy said ''No'.'' I should probably hold off.
Sun Dec 1 22:44:57 2013
Chuck if you had a space suit, why did you have to borrow my clothes earlier
Wed Dec 4 14:44:48 2013
The time stream is just like Rainbow Road, right down the guy with a fishing pole that saves you if you fall off.
Thu Dec 5 20:47:32 2013
There is a Chuck Goodrich in every universe.
Mon Dec 9 22:45:22 2013
I wonder how that sentence ends!
Tue Dec 10 14:44:59 2013
I wonder how that sentence ends!
Wed Dec 11 17:45:05 2013
Well...
Fri Dec 13 14:44:58 2013
Slappin dudes in caves
Wed Dec 18 20:44:54 2013
The doctor and child are outnumbered by alligator, dinosaur, and shark people. Also a wizard.
Thu Dec 19 14:45:05 2013
The doctor and child are outnumbered by alligator, dinosaur, and shark people. Also a wizard.
Fri Dec 20 17:44:54 2013
BOX CHEESE
Mon Dec 23 17:46:14 2013
Presidential pizza
Sat Dec 28 02:44:41 2013
ONE PIZZA PARTY TO RULE THEM ALL, ONE PIZZA PARTY TO BIND THEM
Mon Dec 30 14:45:46 2013
Other people died too during this, but they don't get pizza.
Fri Jan 3 20:46:06 2014
About three slices, same as anyone, probably.
Mon Jan 6 20:46:31 2014
I guess it's kinda funny if you're stressed or something.
Wed Jan 8 20:44:49 2014
So long as you make your time travel diagrams pretty, nobody thinks you're crazy.
Mon Jan 13 17:42:41 2014
You know I think that guy might be weird.
Wed Jan 15 20:44:04 2014
Classic vamp trap
Fri Jan 17 14:43:52 2014
The kick is excessive.
Mon Jan 20 20:42:12 2014
I mean you LOOKED great.
Tue Jan 21 14:42:20 2014
I mean you LOOKED great.
Wed Jan 22 20:41:50 2014
Hehe, he was all ''BLEH!''
Fri Jan 24 14:42:52 2014
See the vampire wanted to suck the blood of a maiden or something AND IT WAS FUNNY OK
Fri Jan 24 20:43:17 2014
See the vampire wanted to suck the blood of a maiden or something AND IT WAS FUNNY OK
Wed Jan 29 14:42:08 2014
Hortense is in an awkward phase of growing her hair back out. I mean, it doesn't look terrible, but she's unhappy with it, you know?
Fri Jan 31 14:42:05 2014
I mean, there's a few things, but we're gonna focus on this one for a sec.
Mon Feb 3 17:44:49 2014
These friggin' guys.
Wed Feb 5 14:43:37 2014
And if you suspect a loved one may rise from the grave, bury them with a bag of sand to keep them occupied through the night!
Sat Feb 8 00:39:10 2014
But... door.
Wed Feb 12 00:39:05 2014
Oh Marty.
Fri Feb 14 14:39:11 2014
Boy he's going to feel bad when in the future he finds out that Marty is really dumb in monster form.
Mon Feb 17 17:40:45 2014
Spent a lot of time figuring out what is probably the exact wrong way to name a fake village.
Wed Feb 19 22:39:02 2014
You can tell today is a day I didn't feel like drawing guns.
Fri Feb 21 14:39:46 2014
The man is scared of sign language.
Mon Feb 24 14:39:44 2014
All speaking it louder and slower for some reason
Wed Feb 26 20:39:04 2014
Congo's a bad movie.
Fri Feb 28 14:39:04 2014
Probably tough to sign and steer at the same time.
Sun Mar 2 17:40:46 2014
Probably tough to sign and steer at the same time.
Tue Mar 4 17:40:47 2014
Autocorrect problems on your phone are NOTHING.
Wed Mar 5 14:39:38 2014
The ninja does not want to offend anybody.
Fri Mar 7 00:39:06 2014
Just yells or whatever
Mon Mar 10 14:40:44 2014
Pretty small time.
Wed Mar 12 17:39:02 2014
The yellow eyes PROBABLY don't shoot lasers. That would unfair.
Fri Mar 14 17:42:00 2014
Mr. McNinja has been unconscious for a large portion of the fight.
Mon Mar 17 22:39:04 2014
You know, McNinja spends more time flung through the air than a lot of people.
Tue Mar 18 17:39:01 2014
You know, McNinja spends more time flung through the air than a lot of people.
Wed Mar 19 14:39:07 2014
Appearing behind people and doing mystical hand karate is pretty much all I know about ninjas, despite you know... doing this for so long.
Fri Mar 21 14:40:35 2014
No one walks away without brain damage!
Tue Mar 25 14:39:05 2014
The ground was very soft.
Wed Mar 26 08:39:34 2014
Trying to figure out some kind of joke about the mask hiding the pain, but it's early, man.
Fri Mar 28 14:39:06 2014
I'm just throwing all kinds of names at these gorillas.
Tue Apr 1 00:40:14 2014
TEACHING THE DINOSAUR ENGLISH COULD PROVE TO BE DANGEROUS
Wed Apr 2 00:39:07 2014
Every step you take, you're tripping on SOMETHING THAT OFFENDS INTELLIGENT GORILLAS YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EXISTED UNTIL TODAY
Fri Apr 4 14:39:06 2014
Once you become a vampire, your knitting days are over.
Mon Apr 7 14:39:10 2014
If you don't have a door on your house, a vampire can come in without an invitation. Also, anyone else can do this too.
Tue Apr 8 14:39:14 2014
If you don't have a door on your house, a vampire can come in without an invitation. Also, anyone else can do this too.
Wed Apr 9 14:40:30 2014
friiiiiiiiends
Fri Apr 11 00:39:11 2014
Just go in there with your wooden toy knife I guess!
Mon Apr 14 14:39:04 2014
Can't turn the volume down on those things either.
Wed Apr 16 17:39:06 2014
Sweet terrified ninja moves.
Wed Apr 16 20:39:05 2014
Sweet terrified ninja moves.
Fri Apr 18 17:39:06 2014
Hm, now that this comic is done, that kind of looks like a chubby little baby hand holding that sword.
Mon Apr 21 20:39:04 2014
It's a hard world.
Wed Apr 23 22:39:11 2014
Because he's dead! :D
Fri Apr 25 00:39:06 2014
What a beautiful symbol of the oncoming doom.
Mon Apr 28 17:39:09 2014
The hyenas are scarier than the vampires.
Wed Apr 30 14:40:57 2014
There's probably a song from Tarzan for this moment, but I prefer hearing Aladdin's Whole New World.
Thu May 1 20:39:15 2014
There's probably a song from Tarzan for this moment, but I prefer hearing Aladdin's Whole New World.
Fri May 2 00:39:08 2014
If someone I know died, and a ninja showed up riding a gorilla, I think it would probably cheer me up. So I say go for it.
Mon May 5 00:39:01 2014
Anthony did a lot of ''research'' making sure a message written in animal blood looks accurate. He's a character.
Wed May 7 00:39:39 2014
They're being nicer than they have to be about this.
Fri May 9 00:39:01 2014
It's a very big river, very far down, and it's very full of swimming things with sharp parts.
Mon May 12 00:39:02 2014
Oh, right. Nevermind then.
Wed May 14 00:38:57 2014
Post funeral food, am I right?
Thu May 15 20:39:02 2014
Post funeral food, am I right?
Fri May 16 00:38:57 2014
An ook that is a cuss.
Mon May 19 00:38:55 2014
Welcome to the new adventures of Night Shovel.
Mon May 19 14:39:00 2014
Welcome to the new adventures of Night Shovel.
Tue May 20 14:39:12 2014
Welcome to the new adventures of Night Shovel.
Wed May 21 00:39:13 2014
Any bush can be a ninja. Be wary.
Thu May 22 22:39:06 2014
Any bush can be a ninja. Be wary.
Fri May 23 00:39:17 2014
That is to say they like to show you they have teeth that are sharp.
Mon May 26 00:40:36 2014
The moon's size fluctuates depending on how dramatic a moment it's lighting.
Wed May 28 00:39:05 2014
Corpse fight! Corpse fight! CORPSE FIGHT!
Thu May 29 17:39:54 2014
Corpse fight! Corpse fight! CORPSE FIGHT!
Fri May 30 00:39:52 2014
Dirt beats ninja SOMETIMES
Mon Jun 2 00:38:59 2014
He learns to stop making comments like this.
Tue Jun 3 17:39:11 2014
He learns to stop making comments like this.
Wed Jun 4 00:39:08 2014
I wrote this page when I realized I was about to just have another scene where McNinja gets beaten by a gorilla. Let's take a break, you know?
Thu Jun 5 20:39:50 2014
I wrote this page when I realized I was about to just have another scene where McNinja gets beaten by a gorilla. Let's take a break, you know?
Fri Jun 6 00:40:13 2014
No, she hadn't noticed. That is why you are here. What a dumb question.
Mon Jun 9 00:40:28 2014
Honestly, if you didn't, it's just halls and who cares.
Wed Jun 11 02:39:02 2014
Because... mountain?
Fri Jun 13 01:33:39 2014
Or an evil Santa Claus type figure, but that theory's not fully fleshed out.
Mon Jun 16 01:08:54 2014
This scene reminds me I miss eating popsicles sculpted into the bodies of anthropomorphized mice, ducks and dogs.
Wed Jun 18 00:40:01 2014
Bad buddy.
Thu Jun 19 20:38:57 2014
Bad buddy.
Fri Jun 20 00:38:48 2014
Well I have to say this looking like more and more of a waste of a long plane ride for our protagonist.
Mon Jun 23 02:39:13 2014
Like hook her up to a Jeep. Classic sleepytimes move.
Tue Jun 24 20:39:07 2014
Like hook her up to a Jeep. Classic sleepytimes move.
Wed Jun 25 00:38:53 2014
Car battery's as good as a lightning storm, right?
Fri Jun 27 00:38:50 2014
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja is proud to participate in the long history of fantasy stories being a place where characters can be completely unabashed speciesist jerks.
Fri Jun 27 14:39:25 2014
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja is proud to participate in the long history of fantasy stories being a place where characters can be completely unabashed speciesist jerks.
Mon Jun 30 00:40:20 2014
It could!
Wed Jul 2 02:38:53 2014
It must be wonderful to be a kung fu master, to see a person's body like a pinball machine.
Wed Jul 2 14:39:04 2014
It must be wonderful to be a kung fu master, to see a person's body like a pinball machine.
Fri Jul 4 00:38:59 2014
Break's over.
Mon Jul 7 00:39:02 2014
Judy's inferring from context.
Wed Jul 9 00:39:01 2014
Whenever I write about bones, I get sad that I'll never see my own skull.
Fri Jul 11 00:39:09 2014
I had a laser tag set that worked like this. Less deadly circumstances, I guess.
Mon Jul 14 00:38:58 2014
If you don't mind...
Wed Jul 16 00:39:10 2014
I went for ''hey dummy'' face in panel 3, but I see now it is a bit more ''i lost half my face'' face.
Fri Jul 18 00:39:01 2014
The author does not know how epilepsy works, he just knows there was a pokemon he wasn't allowed to watch.
Mon Jul 21 00:39:05 2014
Pretty cute, RIGHT?
Wed Jul 23 02:39:13 2014
--bye! Bye forever!
Fri Jul 25 00:39:06 2014
Man it feels good to draw that tie again.
Mon Jul 28 00:39:26 2014
Soft shell crab is the creepiest tasty thing I can think of.
Wed Jul 30 00:39:06 2014
NOT ALL LIFE IS SACRED. SOME LIFE IS AWFUL.
Mon Aug 4 00:39:20 2014
I don't know how to draw cows.
Wed Aug 6 00:39:27 2014
Doc likes Johnny Cash.
Fri Aug 8 00:38:59 2014
Forgot to name her the last time she showed up.
Fri Aug 8 14:39:23 2014
Forgot to name her the last time she showed up.
Mon Aug 11 14:39:14 2014
The men have varying degrees of concern which parts of their bodies are cut up by glass.
Wed Aug 13 02:38:57 2014
They pulled the guns out of their coats I guess.
Wed Aug 13 17:39:00 2014
They pulled the guns out of their coats I guess.
Fri Aug 15 02:39:13 2014
Ha ha, it's your problem now
Mon Aug 18 00:38:54 2014
I just realized, if you don't know what a cockatrice is, that second panel is probably pretty insane.
Wed Aug 20 00:39:00 2014
See, if he knew what he was getting into, why not bring a BIG OLD MIRROR SHIELD? Cocky, this one.
Fri Aug 22 00:39:03 2014
Sorry I haven't been dedicating panels to Dr. McNinja turning his speakerphone on and off.
Mon Aug 25 00:39:14 2014
Been doin' this comic for nearly a third of my life at this point, and I still think it's funny he drives an Accord.
Mon Aug 25 08:39:01 2014
Been doin' this comic for nearly a third of my life at this point, and I still think it's funny he drives an Accord.
Wed Aug 27 00:39:00 2014
Actually hold on, I have a list of things I can do on the way to D.C. that I'd like to have pardoned.
Sun Aug 31 08:39:00 2014
That's a real White House security feature, btw.
Mon Sep 1 08:38:57 2014
Ooh! Temperatures!
Wed Sep 3 00:39:00 2014
Yell it yourself next time you feel low.
Fri Sep 5 00:39:02 2014
The TV doesn't get cable.
Mon Sep 8 00:39:03 2014
HOW DID HE DO THAT
Wed Sep 10 00:39:01 2014
I hope everyone is cool with the research for this story putting me in a mystery prison.
Fri Sep 12 00:38:56 2014
Just like the mystery person on the phone said!
Mon Sep 15 14:39:06 2014
Surely there will be nothing as bad as guns in THE NEGAZONE.
Wed Sep 17 14:39:09 2014
aqlfdkauanbaklp
Fri Sep 19 00:39:08 2014
While administering dental work, the doctor claims to be a podiatrist. This causes unease in the patient.
Mon Sep 22 00:39:04 2014
The only good joke is a dead joke, that's what my pa says.
Wed Sep 24 00:39:02 2014
I'll be honest, I'm having a hard time keeping up this ''the alt texts are crazy too!'' thing.
Fri Sep 26 00:38:59 2014
Eh!
Mon Sep 29 00:38:57 2014
Why that just looks like our friend, Gordito!
Wed Oct 1 00:39:03 2014
You are a man who has forgotten that you are calling him ''fat little boy'' in Spanish.
Fri Oct 3 00:39:03 2014
I just told Anthony, LOAD UP ON THE SPIT
Mon Oct 6 00:39:04 2014
SCARY MOUTH IS BAD. BALLOON IS GOOD.
Wed Oct 8 00:39:01 2014
Ha ha, he's already dead! And you're going to be a couch forever! Ha ha ha
Fri Oct 10 00:40:27 2014
Easy monster design tip: Any combo of mouths and eyes.
Wed Oct 15 00:39:10 2014
It's like if I wore a hat that said ''CHRIS'' and down the length of my shirt and pants it read ''HASTINGS''.
Fri Oct 17 00:38:59 2014
If you take the White House tour, you can see FDR's ''pizza journal,'' which allowed him to remember all the people he had pizza parties with over his four terms in office. This president keeps no such journal.
Mon Oct 20 00:38:56 2014
Time travelers, man.
Wed Oct 22 02:39:03 2014
I'm reminded of when my mom tried to convince me that only nerds wore Chucks.
Fri Oct 24 00:38:56 2014
Nope. Now you're just another doctor stuffed in the Oval Office escape tunnel.
Mon Oct 27 00:38:56 2014
The President was GOING to tell Dr. McNinja to come in that way, but you know, the phone cut off.
Wed Oct 29 02:38:58 2014
He did not want to give the time traveler a ride.
Fri Oct 31 14:39:10 2014
''that cure stuff''
Sun Nov 2 17:41:49 2014
Giant shoulder pads are CRUCIAL security.
Wed Nov 5 00:39:00 2014
I really struggled with his design until I said ''Screw it, the bottom half of the mask is gone and there's a big old beard.''
Fri Nov 7 00:38:56 2014
Well he didn't have a good shooting stance, that's for sure.
Mon Nov 10 00:39:01 2014
I don't know if Dan is making that face because he's afraid his father is dead or because he didn't get to use his shoulder missiles.
Wed Nov 12 14:39:03 2014
It is INEVITABLE.
Fri Nov 14 00:38:54 2014
Trying to come up with an ''Under the Sea'' parody around... jet packs...
Mon Nov 17 00:39:11 2014
Friggin' fish people.
Wed Nov 19 14:39:19 2014
''I have a nose. And lungs.''
Fri Nov 21 00:39:00 2014
Those are the only two things you can do with seafood, he's pretty sure.
Mon Nov 24 14:38:58 2014
A nice soft spine to land on!
Wed Nov 26 00:38:55 2014
Sir, this is just a piece of paper that says ''It's been inside you all along''
Mon Dec 1 00:38:56 2014
Atlantis is in the ocean.
Wed Dec 3 00:39:17 2014
Cripes, I thought you were supposed to be WISE.
Fri Dec 5 14:39:07 2014
There's probably twelve nineties era superheroes with that mask.
Mon Dec 8 02:38:59 2014
Even totally sweet ninjas are no match for... bureaucracy.
Wed Dec 10 14:39:26 2014
A chance to use Comic Sans GUILT FREE. HA HA HA!
Fri Dec 12 00:38:54 2014
Just a quick reminder that character views may not be that of the author's.
Mon Dec 15 00:38:42 2014
Now this is a true picture of life in western Maryland. ATV every day.
Wed Dec 17 02:38:43 2014
Uh... all those kids got dropped off... which is why the parking lot is empty. Heh.
Mon Dec 22 14:38:42 2014
Seriously, it feels really good getting loose and using that font.
Fri Dec 26 14:38:46 2014
I'll SPOOK EM to death! BOO! Boo, I say!
Mon Dec 29 00:38:40 2014
Grandpas Rules: A Humorous Bathroom Compendium
Wed Dec 31 00:38:42 2014
What tipped you off? It wasn't the hiring of ninjas?
Fri Jan 2 00:40:14 2015
Yaaay!
Mon Jan 5 00:38:43 2015
The boy delights in the destruction of these bone golems.
Wed Jan 7 00:38:42 2015
YOU WAKE ME UP, NOW YOU GOTTA GET IN MY BED
Fri Jan 9 00:38:39 2015
Definitely downgraded weapons thooooough
Mon Jan 12 00:38:43 2015
It makes you think... how terrible WERE your babysitters...
Wed Jan 14 00:38:41 2015
...probably nothing else of note, though!
Fri Jan 16 00:38:40 2015
I made some really good skeleton alt texts in an Adventure Time comic, and I am really mad I can't reuse them now.
Mon Jan 19 14:39:35 2015
Maybe!
Wed Jan 21 00:38:44 2015
Yes, I believe all old men with beards can do magic.
Fri Jan 23 00:38:51 2015
Now, Penn and Teller. THOSE guys are wizards. They'll reveal that some day, I'm sure of it.
Mon Jan 26 00:38:47 2015
You see why I have to stick beards and mustaches and lab coats on these people. They all look the same in default!
Wed Jan 28 00:38:58 2015
I like that Anthony made these bad guys some kind of medieval power rangers.
Fri Jan 30 00:38:45 2015
Honestly a little flashlight on your finger would be nice enough.
Mon Feb 2 00:38:55 2015
One of them spilled the dirt, and he doesn't know what to do!
Wed Feb 4 00:38:50 2015
Nothing fun goes in a memory hole!
Fri Feb 6 00:40:13 2015
EVERYONE'S A WIZARD
Mon Feb 9 02:38:46 2015
Yes. It's a Talkboy.
Wed Feb 11 08:39:28 2015
''while looking at me? Just look right at me, please.''
Fri Feb 13 00:38:46 2015
Gramps ain't listenin' He just coooool
Mon Feb 16 00:40:34 2015
Oh frig, so flippin spooky
Wed Feb 18 00:38:58 2015
Gosh what a reasonable ghost.
Fri Feb 20 00:38:42 2015
A child of values, or a child who is very excited to fight a ghost.
Mon Feb 23 14:38:50 2015
He's rather lacking in his training at this point.
Wed Feb 25 14:38:49 2015
Grandpa does not need this ''ghost buster'' music.
Fri Feb 27 00:38:46 2015
The kid's pretty well trained in Cheein' Off Ghosts, though.
Mon Mar 2 00:38:45 2015
Yes I HAVE, ghost, and it makes it hard to SLEEP sometimes.
Wed Mar 4 14:38:47 2015
I sure am glad I learned the ancient secrets of runes so I could letter this comic.
Fri Mar 6 00:38:44 2015
One time I tried to gain magical flight powers by sacrificing my little brother's name to the forest spirits. I'm pretty sure it didn't work.
Mon Mar 9 00:38:46 2015
I still love that all this drama was inspired by some stuffed Halloween decoration I saw in New Jersey. ''Is that a ghost WIZARD?!''
Mon Mar 9 17:40:39 2015
I still love that all this drama was inspired by some stuffed Halloween decoration I saw in New Jersey. ''Is that a ghost WIZARD?!''
Wed Mar 11 00:38:43 2015
Sorry, folks.
Fri Mar 13 00:38:43 2015
Imagine if a children's party magician got into this as the closer for his set.
Fri Mar 13 14:38:50 2015
Imagine if a children's party magician got into this as the closer for his set.
Mon Mar 16 08:38:52 2015
It is QUITE difficult writing alt texts for these couple of pages.
Wed Mar 18 00:38:40 2015
Ha ha, this comic will get funny again, I swear.
Fri Mar 20 00:38:42 2015
...and by extension, woods filled with ghosts.
Wed Mar 25 14:38:49 2015
Why yes, screwing with news anchors IS a theme of this comic.
Fri Mar 27 14:38:51 2015
@snacksuggestion asks ''when does cooking with danny come on because he has some ideas''
Mon Mar 30 14:39:54 2015
I get a lot of use out of that one White House drawing these days.
Wed Apr 1 00:38:44 2015
My 5th grade art teacher wouldn't let me put Biter on a t-shirt because she thought he was a Ninja Turtle.
Fri Apr 3 00:38:47 2015
Currently regretting not making the previous pages just the tale of the Secret Service agents carefully moving a sleeping Dr. McNinja from western Maryland to DC.
Mon Apr 6 14:40:20 2015
Ah, they left as swiftly as they came. Well... that's a hobo and a mummy for you.
Wed Apr 8 14:38:59 2015
Once, the Cumberland Times interviewed me about my science fair project on PENS.
Fri Apr 10 14:38:49 2015
Aaand??? AAAAAAND?
Mon Apr 13 00:38:45 2015
Friggin' birdosauruses, man.
Wed Apr 15 14:38:54 2015
Now with ''beds''!
Fri Apr 17 14:38:46 2015
It's not the stress that ages sitting presidents, it's the amount of blood you have to put into storage every day.
Mon Apr 20 17:39:17 2015
''You people.'' She means scientists, presumably.
Wed Apr 22 00:38:52 2015
In the early days, I'd do enough research that people would ask if I actually had a medical background. That's not happening today.
Fri Apr 24 14:38:48 2015
You know it's good when the colorist tells you it's creepy.
Mon Apr 27 14:39:02 2015
TFW you unhinge your jaw cause a good sandwich is coming your way
Wed Apr 29 00:40:19 2015
That a small town mayor has a driver is probably one of the more ludicrous things this comic has put forth.
Fri May 1 14:38:51 2015
To be fair, the time stream is much less... POINTY than the dangerous bits of dinosaurs.
Mon May 4 14:38:47 2015
No need for any more dialogue, apparently.
Wed May 6 14:38:46 2015
I think I might draw more panels as though they were ill timed photographs. See the eyes half shut raptor in the second to last panel.
Fri May 8 00:38:49 2015
When it comes to what Cumberland is and isn't known for, this comic probably distributes the MOST disinformation.
Mon May 11 14:38:38 2015
BUT WHO IMITATES THE GORILLA?
Wed May 13 00:38:47 2015
Panel description: ''Yoshi dies of embarrassment.''
Fri May 15 14:39:46 2015
I mean maybe not a full on catfish but... SOME kinda social media... lie... fish.
Mon May 18 14:38:42 2015
There. Now you don't have to go back and read this one.
Wed May 20 08:38:46 2015
That eye is looking better!
Fri May 22 14:38:42 2015
They're not recording the sound off that camera mounted mic, OBVIOUSLY.
Sat May 23 14:38:41 2015
They're not recording the sound off that camera mounted mic, OBVIOUSLY.
Wed May 27 02:38:40 2015
I don't know a lot about ladders, but I'm assuming that's a mark of a bad one.
Fri May 29 14:38:44 2015
This logic does NOT work in Shovel Knight.
Mon Jun 1 17:38:45 2015
Just a fun way to scare a person!
Wed Jun 3 14:38:43 2015
But... these numbers are UPSIDE DOW- oh.
Fri Jun 5 00:38:44 2015
A song that raises some ethical questions.
Mon Jun 8 14:38:46 2015
You don't actually need like... an attachment for your phone to do that, do you?
Wed Jun 10 14:38:45 2015
Listen to the gorilla. Look at the GPS yourself. LISTEN TO THE GORILLA.
Fri Jun 12 14:38:50 2015
...leave the stove on? And also order a hit on the president?
Mon Jun 15 00:38:40 2015
''No! Someone else!''
Wed Jun 17 14:38:57 2015
No need!
Fri Jun 19 14:38:49 2015
Which wall? The first wall? The second wall? The third wall? Which wall?
Mon Jun 22 14:38:45 2015
I realize now that looks like a VERY heavy tiny phone, bending back the finger like that.
Wed Jun 24 14:39:21 2015
CHARGE YOUR PHONE
Fri Jun 26 14:38:42 2015
Other sound effect choices included ''HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE LAND''
Mon Jun 29 00:38:44 2015
THE CHEEK OF IT
Wed Jul 1 14:38:52 2015
COOL CHAT UI!
Fri Jul 3 14:38:47 2015
It's just Rick Astley in there.
Mon Jul 6 14:38:43 2015
PRESIDENTS SHOULD HAVE MECHS
Wed Jul 8 00:39:13 2015
The exile won't last long, kind of.
Fri Jul 10 00:39:02 2015
The President riding her dino-mech into DC is a rare treat of a sight for field trips to the nation's capital.
Mon Jul 13 14:38:45 2015
Hey don't crash the dinosaur
Wed Jul 15 14:38:50 2015
Congratulations! You are now chained by higher level bureaucracy!
Fri Jul 17 00:38:51 2015
WHERE is the Secret Service when you actually need them? Tuckin' more ninjas into beds!? JEEZE
Mon Jul 20 14:38:54 2015
Nobody should have told him about those switches.
Wed Jul 22 14:38:54 2015
If it looks like Chuck is having a stroke well... it is because I drew him looking like he was having a stroke.
Fri Jul 24 00:38:50 2015
I think if Dr. McNinja escapes some threat, he just assumes next time they'll be friends.
Mon Jul 27 00:38:49 2015
I wish I put more talking birds in this funnybook.
Wed Jul 29 00:38:48 2015
The flat-top was probably the most agonizing thing about this plan.
Fri Jul 31 08:38:48 2015
I hope everyone appreciates Anthony tracking the sun through the off panel blinds here.
Mon Aug 3 00:38:49 2015
Pardon the blob on top of the Capitol Building. It was drawn precisely at the moment I got very tired of drawing the frigging Capitol Building.
Wed Aug 5 14:38:56 2015
I have made a horrible jellyfish monster out of the word balloons, and I'm sorry.
Fri Aug 7 14:38:55 2015
In my correspondence with Anthony in regards to this page, I made sure to write a note to the NSA agent reading the email that we were talking about a fictional comic.
Mon Aug 10 14:39:00 2015
President Radical? Scary like having to get a shot in the arm?
Wed Aug 12 14:38:54 2015
Ha ha, honestly I haven't figured that out yet. Good luck.
Fri Aug 14 14:38:52 2015
Pretty nice of the Kennedy administration to provide reference photos for what nukes look like in space.
Mon Aug 17 14:38:54 2015
Brad has played a large part in making sure MOST of these comics have not taken place in a jail cell. He did his best.
Wed Aug 19 14:39:03 2015
More of a ''triceroGUARD'' and also ''sharkGUARD'', like seriously Brad the other one isn't even a dinosaur person and neither are police.
Fri Aug 21 14:38:59 2015
Ha ha, okay this is sad. Time to cut away to something else.
Mon Aug 24 14:39:04 2015
Honestly, the office was only open in the middle of the night that one time.
Wed Aug 26 14:38:58 2015
Hmm.... what else do I feel like blowing up that I don't want to draw anymore...
Fri Aug 28 14:38:57 2015
Fakin' a death's all in the details.
Mon Aug 31 14:39:11 2015
Dr. McNinja's car is still parked in DC, presumably. Probably towed.
Wed Sep 2 14:38:55 2015
Whoops! Still too sad. Cut away. CUT AWAY!
Fri Sep 4 11:09:36 2015
Just... don't do commercials with that guy.
Wed Sep 9 14:39:12 2015
I'm gonna take a controversial stance here and say I disagree with that.
Fri Sep 11 14:39:00 2015
The commercial has been going on long enough that Frans washed off, still talking about chicken nuggets the whole time.
Mon Sep 14 14:38:57 2015
BRB writing up more lists of McNinja cave security.
Wed Sep 16 14:38:58 2015
''The guards only figured it out when they noticed no crows would go near my cell!''
Fri Sep 18 14:38:54 2015
Gordito knows to look down when ninjas are eating.
Mon Sep 21 20:40:09 2015
This page is probably confusing. Maybe it will make sense later!
Wed Sep 23 08:38:54 2015
No sonar screens. The whole place is just lit with big green panels.
Fri Sep 25 14:38:50 2015
Sometimes its more fun to write something like that then to spend two hours researching correct naval procedure only to be emailed and told exactly how you got it wrong.
Mon Sep 28 14:38:46 2015
Always be careful what your last words might be.
Wed Sep 30 14:38:44 2015
Happy tenth anniversary, Dr. McNinja!
Fri Oct 2 14:38:55 2015
Break the window, stick your arm out and paddle? Man, I don't know.
Mon Oct 5 17:38:44 2015
There's a pumpkin man working on a star gate, but I know the emails will be about undiscovered habitable planets.
Wed Oct 7 14:38:41 2015
I mean they will still bite you like a normal sized one.
Fri Oct 9 14:38:42 2015
-dge.
Mon Oct 12 17:38:45 2015
Hiked to civilization. Stole an airplane. Landed it in the US without notice. Snuck into the White House. It wasn't that hard.
Wed Oct 14 14:38:43 2015
I mean he left you to die at the bottom of the sea, so that's worth a punch at least.
Fri Oct 16 00:40:14 2015
I don't need to explain any more of the ghost rules at this point.
Fri Oct 16 14:40:18 2015
I don't need to explain any more of the ghost rules at this point.
Mon Oct 19 14:38:51 2015
flesh bones or whatever
Wed Oct 21 14:41:37 2015
Hard rigorous science fiction here.
Fri Oct 23 14:39:07 2015
Absurd.
Mon Oct 26 14:39:49 2015
The office is decorated as a spooky skeleton! That's seasonal.
Wed Oct 28 14:39:29 2015
The bad eyed man does not trust this doctor's office.
Fri Oct 30 02:38:45 2015
Rough out there for a clone.
Mon Nov 2 14:38:44 2015
Hell yes I draw space shuttles long after their real life demise. I LOVE EM
Wed Nov 4 14:38:47 2015
Now rewind it, slow the playback... IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR DAD IS SAYING SPARKLELORD! Pranks abound.
Fri Nov 6 14:39:12 2015
Oh, sorry I forgot to put in word balloons. In panel one, they are saying ''We feel positive about this!'' That should clear up any confusion.
Mon Nov 9 14:38:44 2015
Vwoom
Wed Nov 11 14:38:44 2015
What Lisa Frank will see in Hell.
Fri Nov 13 17:38:41 2015
Nostrils that big would make it way to easy to inhale candy. I'd do it all the time!
Mon Nov 16 14:38:49 2015
GULP
Wed Nov 18 00:38:44 2015
Should have tried lying first.
Fri Nov 20 14:38:51 2015
Suck beautiful sickly eyes.
Mon Nov 23 17:38:44 2015
The unicorn does need to worry about oxygen or pressure. He is a magical unicorn.
Wed Nov 25 02:38:50 2015
Should have taken the NASAghast with you.
Mon Nov 30 14:38:44 2015
Destroying that tortured soul was actually a super decent move, Sparklelord.
Wed Dec 2 17:39:56 2015
I'm going to be honest, I REALLY cracked myself up writing the dialogue on this page because of how stupid it is.
Fri Dec 4 14:39:53 2015
Yonder exploding time portal doth shine brighter than luna's I don't know whatever.
Mon Dec 7 11:23:10 2015
I see now for some reason I have Paul McCartney running toward a wall next to the door, instead of directly into the door. We'll see if he made it.
Wed Dec 9 14:42:02 2015
GREAT aim with that spaceship toss.
Fri Dec 11 14:39:57 2015
PRETTY FAST, YEAH
Mon Dec 14 17:39:54 2015
Can't yell sense into a parachute.
Wed Dec 16 17:39:56 2015
The autopsy's back. Yes all of his bones and organs were turned into delicious cake frosting.
Fri Dec 18 14:39:53 2015
Dan is suspicious of all monologuing.
Mon Dec 21 14:41:34 2015
Frans and Donald turned to driftin' pretty quickly.
Wed Dec 23 20:39:59 2015
Sparklelord leaving will not be a relief is what the ghost is saying.
Mon Dec 28 00:39:58 2015
Oh! Well... good luck out there, buddy.
Wed Dec 30 14:39:58 2015
A doctor asked me this once when I was eight years old, and it blew my mind how casual he was with that filthy swear.
Thu Dec 31 14:39:59 2015
A doctor asked me this once when I was eight years old, and it blew my mind how casual he was with that filthy swear.
Mon Jan 4 14:40:03 2016
What is wrong with you is that it is almost bedtime.
Tue Jan 5 14:40:02 2016
It is NOT canon.
Wed Jan 6 14:39:59 2016
You all remember when Dr. McNinja was a high school principal, yes?
Thu Jan 7 00:39:54 2016
Notice one original line still fit.
Fri Jan 8 00:39:55 2016
Please update your George Washington cosplay to reflect this.
Tue Jan 12 11:44:38 2016
''Some stains'' ha ha
Fri Jan 15 14:40:00 2016
The PRESIDENT needs to know about this DIRT!!!
Mon Jan 18 14:40:00 2016
The giant child knew to run to a clinic, but not to tell a guardian.
Wed Jan 20 14:40:14 2016
You play with your doctor medicines, and your *looks around room* doctor... blood pressure cuff and... doctor light... switch.
Fri Jan 22 14:40:13 2016
Finally figure out a ninja shouldn't wear a big white coat?
Mon Jan 25 14:41:11 2016
McBonald assumes he is a peer in this situation because he is very arrogant.
Wed Jan 27 14:39:59 2016
Dracula sparkles just like Edward! Yaaay
Fri Jan 29 14:39:54 2016
I would be a lot more excited at combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bells if ghosts randomly exploded out of the managers.
Mon Feb 1 14:40:01 2016
I could probably do a whole spinoff comic about the ghost wizards and WOOPS I'VE DECIDED I'M GOING TO.
Wed Feb 3 14:40:13 2016
Okay NOW I want a colorful ghost wizard cereal.
Fri Feb 5 17:39:57 2016
I've said it a million times. If you're gonna put that thing on the money, you should build it for real!
Mon Feb 8 08:42:51 2016
FINALLY the TITULAR CHARACTER shows up!
Wed Feb 10 17:40:02 2016
Nobody wants to see a bitter enemy be placed in a position of authority.
Fri Feb 12 14:40:05 2016
Ah the ole pizza delivery for ninjas in a weird location.
Mon Feb 15 14:39:59 2016
I started looking up failed assassins to make a joke about one having low blood sugar or something, but HA HA BOY THOSE ARE SOME DEPRESSING WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES
Wed Feb 17 17:40:21 2016
Frans demonstrating what it's like in the writer's room.
Fri Feb 19 02:40:05 2016
Secretary of Agriculture Robster
Mon Feb 22 17:40:08 2016
For a king, he knows very little about government.
Wed Feb 24 14:39:47 2016
No you don't get to see the reference photo for this shot.
Fri Feb 26 14:39:40 2016
So... happened before? Or a new discovery of what makes you mad?
Mon Feb 29 17:39:58 2016
ROBO DINO VS LIVING PYRAMID. GO!
Wed Mar 2 17:40:09 2016
WELL YOU FREAKED OUT THE EYE SO NOW YOU GOTTA PAY. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.
Fri Mar 4 14:40:01 2016
Thankfully, the eye can't HEAR you. Because it's an eye. Hearing's not its thing.
Mon Mar 7 14:40:00 2016
Rocket launchers indoors, huh? That's quite a security plan you've got there.
Wed Mar 9 17:45:02 2016
Mind you, Monster Mart is approximately 130 miles from where they are now, so it's not like he was going to pick up dinner there that night.
Mon Mar 14 14:40:10 2016
No getting a broken pick out.
Wed Mar 16 20:40:02 2016
The shoe leather just falls off in a cloud of dust moments later.
Fri Mar 18 14:40:43 2016
This reminds me. There is a spooky bird in MY apartment building's basement, and I can hear it squawk through the pipes. What? NO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HEAR IT!
Mon Mar 21 14:40:48 2016
Except the fans, of course. But he'll NEVER KNOW.
Wed Mar 23 17:40:08 2016
Basically what I'm going for is ''What if there was a McDonalds inside Sleep No More?''
Fri Mar 25 14:40:08 2016
Yes it's a BOSSSS RUUUUSH
Mon Mar 28 14:41:57 2016
He's a pretty good mime.
Wed Mar 30 14:41:56 2016
Because it's probably crazy difficult.
Fri Apr 1 00:42:29 2016
April Fools, WINK!
Mon Apr 4 14:40:24 2016
Dr. McNinja turns to face a pile of roast beef. ''And that's... a real meal deal. From Arbys.''
Wed Apr 6 14:42:06 2016
I'd like real mimes a lot if they yelled out their moves. ''MIME WALL! MIME ROPE!''
Fri Apr 8 14:41:41 2016
Wounds make many things difficult to do.
Mon Apr 11 17:40:03 2016
Dan is just over it.
Wed Apr 13 14:40:03 2016
I'm happy to greatly exaggerate and fictionalize the effects of a frag grenade here.
Fri Apr 15 17:40:05 2016
Thank you for enjoying Grenade Week.
Tue Apr 19 00:40:05 2016
If it was outdoors, then Gandalf could just get some eagles to pick you up or something.
Wed Apr 20 17:40:06 2016
It's mad because it's confused by the tree like caves.
Mon Apr 25 17:40:10 2016
It takes real skill to pull that sound out of an object.
Wed Apr 27 14:40:14 2016
A mysterious gas! PROBABLY a bad one.
Fri Apr 29 20:41:38 2016
That king is a real butt hole.
Mon May 2 14:40:12 2016
SPLURT right in the eye
Wed May 4 14:40:06 2016
And the most infuriating thing is the poison gas smells like delicious hot pizza.
Mon May 9 14:38:57 2016
It's nice that even in magical dungeons of death, government buildings still have clearly marked exit signs.
Wed May 11 22:39:02 2016
I can't HELP myself.
Fri May 13 14:38:46 2016
Surgery by the light of a burning boat.
Tue May 17 14:38:53 2016
I just looked at that panel and was like ''You know what, this won't do ANYTHING to entertain ANYBODY. It's just a GROSS CLOSEUP.''
Wed May 18 17:38:47 2016
Okay a ladder into a hole in the sky is not a safe emergency exit.
Fri May 20 02:38:56 2016
Hm... yeah that's clearly Dan.
Mon May 23 17:40:42 2016
Told you!
Wed May 25 14:39:01 2016
Haha how did you not feel the heat of that flaming thing climbing up behind you?
Fri May 27 14:38:55 2016
I'm not sorry.
Wed Jun 1 17:38:49 2016
Pretty good kick.
Fri Jun 3 20:38:44 2016
Doc spends the next six pages showing off how good HIS backflips and kicks are.
Mon Jun 6 20:40:15 2016
Which reminds me, I had a really great lobster roll this weekend. Gonna have to do that again soon.
Wed Jun 8 22:40:23 2016
Everyone in here is miserable except Dan.
Fri Jun 10 17:40:20 2016
DRACULA YOU A CHEATER
Wed Jun 15 00:38:46 2016
After ten years, I think I'm okay admitting I might never figure out how to draw the damn dinosaur's head right.
Fri Jun 17 14:39:19 2016
Dracula just asking for that one last favor on the way out.
Mon Jun 20 20:38:49 2016
THE BATHROOM WAS FAR AWAAAAAY
Wed Jun 22 14:38:54 2016
Pretty reasonable I GUESS?
Fri Jun 24 14:38:59 2016
Martin, like the Hulk, is basically as big as I feel like making any particular panel he is in.
Mon Jun 27 17:38:52 2016
The Lady, Or the Mustache
Wed Jun 29 20:38:52 2016
And dead. Instant head butt death. Bye everybody! Thanks for reading!
Fri Jul 1 20:40:19 2016
The lack of mirror smudges really reveals this is a professional operation.
Wed Jul 6 17:38:54 2016
Wait, stop hitting me for a second. Did that punch make a weird sound to you?
Fri Jul 8 14:39:03 2016
CLANG CLANG P-TANG sorry i forgot to do these on the page but here they are now TANKG CLANG!
Mon Jul 11 17:38:50 2016
Earned that one.
Thu Jul 14 14:38:53 2016
Let's see... this room will be... goopy. Yeah. Goopy.
Mon Jul 18 14:38:55 2016
This moment may draw attention to the fact that an invisible sword went cleanly through Dr. McNinja without disrupting organ function. NEAT, HUH?
Wed Jul 20 14:38:56 2016
Now quick! Grab both swords and SWORD HIM!
Fri Jul 22 14:38:52 2016
Hug your clone today. They're right behind you. Wait--AAAH
Mon Jul 25 17:39:01 2016
I mean, there hasn't been ANYTHING great behind any of the doors.
Mon Jul 25 20:39:01 2016
I mean, there hasn't been ANYTHING great behind any of the doors.
Wed Jul 27 22:39:19 2016
I've been playing the Zero Escape games, if you can't tell.
Fri Jul 29 14:40:50 2016
A beautiful pool of natural spring water, glowing hot with deadly radiation. Beautiful.
Mon Aug 1 17:39:06 2016
Uh oh
Wed Aug 3 14:39:03 2016
Don't worry, I'll explain what's happening soon. Or do worry. Because it's very very bad.
Fri Aug 5 17:40:35 2016
Dan is familiar with Dracula's more comedic appearances.
Mon Aug 8 17:38:58 2016
I think I have used ''Anne Rice'' derisively a couple times too many in this comic considering how much I loved those silly vampire books.
Wed Aug 10 14:38:59 2016
The critics agree! Dr. McNinja is hilarious!
Fri Aug 12 14:39:25 2016
Whoever is closest on the other side of the door got a really bad deal.
Tue Aug 16 00:39:10 2016
When making a ''radical universe'' person, I either make them a dinosaur, or flip open to a random page of the D&D Monster Manual.
Wed Aug 17 14:39:13 2016
Give it up for Anthony ''King of the Lasers'' Clark on this one.
Fri Aug 19 13:28:49 2016
Okay uh... too many humans in this panel. Let's see, sure a bear guy and ah... I don't know, a blob monster.
Tue Aug 23 14:39:48 2016
''And I should KNOW, because I'm a FARMER.''
Wed Aug 24 20:39:31 2016
I didn't ask for Doc's gun to be firing in panel 3 but... when Laser King Clark hands in that kinda work, YOU SHIP IT.
Sat Aug 27 17:39:11 2016
Probably fine.
Wed Aug 31 17:39:11 2016
Apparently they didn't have the budget to arm everyone with the chainsaw, and they had to settle for the laser rifles.
Fri Sep 2 14:40:41 2016
Guns with FLASHLIGHTS on them, now we're talking.
Wed Sep 7 14:39:05 2016
Here's a fun behind the scenes look at this bummer of a page! I realized the guy in the background of the second panel was too big compared to the McNinja's in the foreground, so I just gave him horn chin and BAM he's a weird giant now.
Sat Sep 10 00:38:51 2016
The dude with the beholder head is gonna survive this entire thing simply because he's my favorite henchman to draw.
Tue Sep 13 00:38:54 2016
Now to be fair, one of those interactions happened in a future that will now never come to pass.
Wed Sep 14 00:42:20 2016
Ah, I remember when I got letters from readers defending King Radical. Not anymore.
Fri Sep 16 14:38:59 2016
SPROOOOOOINNNNG splat
Mon Sep 19 14:40:44 2016
It's fun when I know I write a bad pun, and I can just be like ''Eh, then Dr. McNinja can just call it bad.''
Wed Sep 21 17:38:53 2016
Dinosaur horns lyin' around all over the place.
Fri Sep 23 14:39:04 2016
I'm just imagining how a chainsaw rubbing up on a sword in real life would go, just IMMEDIATELY breaking things and taking out eyes, both parties dropping their weapons and crying.
Mon Sep 26 17:39:16 2016
Every weapon must be thrown once it has exhausted its initial usefulness.
Wed Sep 28 14:38:57 2016
Just a fun conversation in between punches.
Fri Sep 30 14:39:01 2016
He walks out with two flashlights, ''Flashlights!''
Mon Oct 3 17:38:55 2016
If you look closely, you'll see that indeed there was at least one spare crown in that box too.
Wed Oct 5 02:39:01 2016
I get the strategy, but maybe a KICK into the box?
Mon Oct 10 20:39:34 2016
And he's got a SECOND one TOO.
Thu Oct 13 00:38:49 2016
HELL YEAH I GET EVERY POPE THAT SERVED WHILE I'VE BEEN MAKING THIS COMIC! DAMN!
Sat Oct 15 00:38:50 2016
TOASTY
Tue Oct 18 14:38:55 2016
At least Gordito's up and walking-- nope he just fell over and he's asleep. Get that boy some blood!
Wed Oct 19 17:38:57 2016
I often forget I'm writing doctor adventures.
Fri Oct 21 14:40:48 2016
Like yelling at a hot pocket that's on fire in your microwave.
Mon Oct 24 17:38:54 2016
King Radical's blacksmith is just like ''Uh, sunglasses hilt? I guess? Yeah, ship it.''
Wed Oct 26 20:38:53 2016
The word balloon points to the cloud where the projection is, but the audio is actually coming form nearby speakers. It's not THAT futuristic.
Mon Oct 31 00:38:49 2016
Scream, Dracula. Scream.
Wed Nov 2 20:38:58 2016
I guess... he turned Dracula into a bat.
Fri Nov 4 02:38:49 2016
Gloria in excelis HEY-O
Mon Nov 7 00:39:21 2016
--ven.
Tue Nov 8 17:38:55 2016
Good bye, King Radical. You were a character I came up with while playing Mario Kart.
Fri Nov 11 14:38:54 2016
Ew, don't put them on.
Mon Nov 14 17:38:55 2016
We're not quite wrapped up yet, friends.
Thu Nov 17 17:39:01 2016
Don't worry, minion. Explosions soon.
Fri Nov 18 17:38:51 2016
Mitzi doing that Arthur fist.
Mon Nov 21 22:47:22 2016
Oh thank goodness eyeball man made it out.
Thu Nov 24 11:27:09 2016
Again, Frans. It's one drone. Not multiple planes. But I get it.
Mon Nov 28 14:38:55 2016
''Wait! I'm only wounded!'' the bear thing yelled.
Wed Nov 30 14:38:50 2016
...
Fri Dec 2 14:38:51 2016
...with you shortly in the scheme of all things, that is.
Tue Dec 6 17:38:50 2016
Given that this is a webcomic, there is the SLIGHTEST chance that YOU are a new reader and I am sorry but today is just not your day.
Wed Dec 7 20:39:03 2016
I'm probably going to comic book jail for the way I had to letter the first panel.
Fri Dec 9 14:38:54 2016
I guess he's running through a shallow pool? That's like a DC thing right? I thought it looked cool while I was drawing it.
Mon Dec 12 14:38:50 2016
BIG jump up to that. Big jump.
Wed Dec 14 20:38:56 2016
Dan is just plum tickled.
Fri Dec 16 14:38:54 2016
The sickest.
Mon Dec 19 22:38:53 2016
The dude was indeed... bad enough.
Wed Dec 21 22:39:18 2016
Bye, buddy.
Fri Dec 23 14:39:41 2016
Couldn't move that spinal cord out of the way fast enough.
Mon Jan 2 22:38:46 2017
Go to sleep, pyramid thing. You had a busy night.
Wed Jan 4 20:38:57 2017
There is a point where the robots are less a deterrent, and more an attraction.
Fri Jan 6 17:38:58 2017
AWK ward
Tue Jan 10 17:38:54 2017
Me at 21: ''Screw it, have the receptionist be a gorilla.'' Me at 33: ''Screw it, have the Vice President be a gorilla.''
Fri Jan 13 17:40:25 2017
It's less embarrassing to lose a fight with an unarmed dog.
Mon Jan 16 17:38:59 2017
The medical center doesn't have railings because that's how they GET YA.
Thu Jan 19 00:38:51 2017
Welcome to Blond Doctor Hospital.
Thu Jan 19 22:38:54 2017
Thank you for reading the Adventures of Dr. McNinja, the adventures of a doctor who is also a ninja.
Wed Feb 1 17:38:52 2017
Everything here does happen in the comic.
Mon Aug 10 18:36:12 2020
Everything here does happen in the comic.