Sat May 23 14:13:16 2015
Yes, Cube IS that fast.
Wed Jun 3 14:38:04 2015
WHUMP WHOMP WHUMP WHOMP WHUMP WHOMP WHUMP WHOMP WHUMP WHOMP WHUMP WHOMP WHUMP WHOMP WHUMP WHOMP WHUMP WHOMP WHUMP WHOMP WHUMP WHOMP
Thu Jun 11 02:38:05 2015
Grinner's so cunning, he can set up lit dynamite while hiding it off-panel.
Wed Jun 17 14:38:04 2015
The only thing more impressive than Stabs' aim is Cube's hang time.
Wed Jun 24 14:38:04 2015
Reason for leaving last job: Boss pitchforked into lava while exploding. References: See above.
Wed Jul 8 14:38:04 2015
Air-Luting is only slightly less annoying than Air-Accordioning.
Wed Jul 22 14:38:05 2015
Clowns.
Wed Aug 5 14:38:04 2015
Don't tell Roxy that the readers get to fast-forward past the uneventful return trips.
Wed Aug 12 14:38:05 2015
Don't tell Roxy that sometimes the adventurers get to fast-forward past the uneventful return trips, too.
Wed Aug 19 14:38:04 2015
Banks are a must, if your buddy's a rust monster.
Mon Aug 24 14:38:04 2015
Gogo can sign almost 200 words but most of them are just variations of ''smash''.
Tue Aug 25 14:38:04 2015
We loves ya P, even if you're not rich or intimidating.
Wed Aug 26 14:38:04 2015
Charisma is a double-edged sword.
Thu Aug 27 14:38:05 2015
Robespierre's schooling focused on the three R's... Rampaging, Raging, and Rampaging Some More.
Fri Aug 28 14:38:07 2015
And there you have it.
Mon Aug 31 22:38:05 2015
Oops?
Tue Sep 1 14:38:05 2015
Mimic's mostly trying to figure out how to explain this to Roxy.
Wed Sep 9 14:38:06 2015
Subtitle: Let me tell you about my fantasy sports team.
Wed Sep 16 14:38:05 2015
Silver tongued.
Sat Sep 26 22:38:03 2015
To drop off her laundry this morning, Presti had to do two block puzzles and one fetch quest. She's good at finding the shortest paths through things.
Wed Oct 7 14:38:04 2015
Presti doesn't go to bars to mingle.
Wed Oct 14 14:38:04 2015
If you're ever demonstrating your shapeshifting powers for a job, it's important not to panic and freeze up when someone goes to sit on you. Who says comics can't be educational?
Wed Oct 21 14:38:15 2015
Next strip: Stabs finishes counting to 10 and maybe doesn't kill them.
Wed Oct 28 14:38:05 2015
Closed captioning has been provided for the cryptolecticly-challenged in the audience.
Wed Nov 4 14:38:04 2015
Not a double-digit Charisma among 'em.
Wed Nov 11 14:38:05 2015
I can never tell when Petey's kidding.
Wed Nov 18 02:38:03 2015
I can never tell when Petey's kidding.
Wed Nov 18 14:38:04 2015
Cube's been trying some new marketing/branding solutions.
Thu Nov 19 02:38:04 2015
Cube's been trying some new marketing/branding solutions.
Wed Nov 25 14:38:05 2015
Level 8: #10
Wed Dec 2 14:38:04 2015
The Viscount likes them smart, but not TOO smart.
Wed Dec 9 14:38:04 2015
He loves to drink and run.
Wed Dec 16 14:38:04 2015
There's your due diligence.
Wed Dec 23 14:38:14 2015
The court got Calamitus for practicing Necromancy without a license... took everything, even his material components.
Thu Dec 24 08:38:05 2015
The court got Calamitus for practicing Necromancy without a license... took everything, even his material components.
Wed Dec 30 14:38:03 2015
Robespierre appreciates a good reveal.
Wed Jan 6 14:38:05 2016
Mimic's like the least suitable person for bureaucracy.
Wed Jan 13 14:38:03 2016
Cube's real name actually IS ''Gelatinous Cube''. His parents were hippies.
Wed Jan 20 14:38:04 2016
Roxy's not a sports person.
Thu Jan 21 17:38:05 2016
Roxy's not a sports person.
Wed Jan 27 14:38:05 2016
Next week: Translations and tribulations.
Wed Feb 3 02:38:04 2016
Next week: Translations and tribulations.
Wed Feb 3 14:38:04 2016
That's gonna give some penalties to the ol' Diplomacy checks.
Wed Feb 10 14:38:05 2016
Cube's not gotta risk a fine by eating an official before a big game... but a friendly warning never hurts.
Wed Feb 17 14:38:04 2016
Moral: Don't let your sister be your announcer when you're in a court-ordered blood sport.
Mon Feb 29 00:38:04 2016
Mimic forgets that other people have eyes.
Wed Mar 2 14:38:04 2016
nope
Wed Mar 9 14:38:07 2016
Traditions are important.
Wed Mar 16 14:38:05 2016
Continuing the long, long tradition of sending Cube in first.
Thu Mar 24 17:38:05 2016
Cube slid face-first because Cube does everything face-first.
Wed Mar 30 14:38:06 2016
Rusty has advice too but it's not particularly relevant here.
Wed Apr 6 02:38:09 2016
''The ultimate inspiration is the deadline.'' - Nolan Bushnell
Wed Apr 13 14:38:04 2016
Bridge-related stereotyping is still an over-arching problem.
Wed Apr 20 14:38:04 2016
Mimic also told Petey to stand that way.
Sat Apr 30 22:38:04 2016
The princess just keeps the royal sage around so she doesn't have berate idiots herself.
Fri May 6 00:38:05 2016
A game where monsters fight on a giant grid? Eh, it'll never catch on.
Wed May 11 14:38:06 2016
At least it's not gravyboating.
Sun May 22 08:38:06 2016
Nothin' but net... plus one guy.
Sat May 28 14:38:04 2016
At least they aren't neglecting proper bat-taping procedures?
Wed Jun 1 14:38:04 2016
A knuckleball for the knucklehead.
Wed Jun 22 14:38:04 2016
Even the medics are dangerous in gnomish baseball?
Wed Jun 29 14:38:04 2016
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Thu Jun 30 00:38:04 2016
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Wed Jul 6 14:38:06 2016
Derek is slightly psychic, which is why he got slightly the Hell out of the way when Maddie barged in.
Wed Jul 13 14:38:04 2016
Derek doesn't know that Mimic HAS an eye, but he WAS right when he presumed Mimic never went to human kindergarten.
Wed Jul 20 14:38:04 2016
To a man with a hammer, everything looks like an opportunity for hammer-related puns.
Wed Jul 27 14:38:05 2016
That was no cakewalk.
Wed Aug 3 14:38:11 2016
Good one, Goodlaw.
Wed Aug 17 14:38:05 2016
There it went.
Wed Aug 24 14:38:05 2016
Stabs knows it's not going to work, but it still feels good to do it.
Wed Aug 31 14:38:16 2016
Smoke bombs are never as funny the second time you hear them.
Wed Sep 7 14:38:04 2016
There WAS dialog here, but none of it was fit to print.
Wed Sep 14 14:38:05 2016
A rare example of alcohol solving a problem it didn't cause.
Wed Sep 21 14:38:04 2016
Hi ho Silver-eater, away!
Thu Sep 22 20:38:06 2016
Hi ho Silver-eater, away!
Wed Sep 28 14:38:03 2016
Well, it's not like rational argument would change Petey's mind.
Wed Oct 5 14:38:04 2016
Cube's perfected the no-eye staredown.
Sun Oct 16 22:38:04 2016
Robespierre isn't built for speed.
Mon Oct 17 00:38:04 2016
Robespierre isn't built for speed.
Mon Oct 24 00:38:05 2016
And not just because he remembered Stabs likes gummi candies.
Wed Nov 2 14:38:05 2016
As a gentleman, Cube prefers his hands shaken, not stirred.
Sat Nov 12 20:38:04 2016
(L. to R.) Claudia Pinfeather, Nephthys, Trapweaver, Drago Stromscale, Byron Bloodhoof, Galeb Dan, Patina
Wed Nov 16 14:38:05 2016
Now we'll never know what Kris saved for Robespierre.
Wed Nov 23 14:38:05 2016
Do you think love can bloom even on a ballfield?
Wed Nov 30 14:38:05 2016
Win-win beats whine-whine.
Wed Dec 7 14:38:05 2016
Mimic didn't get points for that experience because it was part of his backstory.
Wed Dec 14 14:38:05 2016
Cube is off signing an endorsement deal for a new line of energy drinks.
Wed Dec 21 14:38:05 2016
Even mid-level, one doesn't escape fetch quests.
Thu Dec 29 20:38:05 2016
We all knew Anti-M had a short fuse.
Wed Jan 4 14:38:05 2017
That's not how you mix a sake bomb, dude.
Wed Jan 11 14:38:04 2017
Less ''mountain''... more ''volcano''?
Wed Jan 25 14:38:04 2017
Exit, rage left.
Wed Feb 1 14:38:05 2017
Dramatic underlighting isn't a class feature, but it comes in handy.
Wed Feb 8 14:38:04 2017
A man can't even relax in his own bevor anymore.
Wed Feb 15 14:38:04 2017
Stabs only notices when Kris and Dirk AREN'T plotting something under the furniture.
Wed Feb 22 14:38:05 2017
If you wanna make an omelette you gotta whak-poke-krak-thok a few eggs.
Wed Mar 1 00:38:09 2017
Not a friendly encounter table, Mimic.
Fri Mar 10 00:38:08 2017
Even though no one can see it, Anti-Madeline is rolling her eyes as hard as she can right now.
Wed Mar 15 14:38:09 2017
The management assures that no one was eaten by a grue.
Wed Mar 22 14:38:07 2017
Is Mal showing team spirit for the Green Sox?
Wed Apr 5 14:38:08 2017
Don't worry, the hammer is sterile.
Thu Apr 13 00:38:08 2017
A twist at the end?
Fri Apr 14 00:38:15 2017
A twist at the end?
Wed Apr 19 14:38:09 2017
It's not like Roxy doesn't see weird stuff every day.
Wed Apr 26 14:38:08 2017
Diplomacy? Check.
Thu May 4 00:38:08 2017
Coming up next: A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Thu May 11 00:38:09 2017
When you're raised by barbarians, you learn a thing or two about putting anger to good use.
Wed May 17 14:38:08 2017
Only takes Nine to make a baseball team.
Thu May 25 00:38:08 2017
Pitch dark?
Thu Jun 1 02:38:10 2017
Doogans are all kinds of dodgy.
Wed Jun 7 14:38:08 2017
Adoorable.
Wed Jun 14 14:38:08 2017
One simple trick DMs hate.
Wed Jun 28 14:38:08 2017
How scary you find Stabitha is inversely related to how much armor you currently have.
Wed Jul 5 14:38:08 2017
Nobody in this comic is starving, especially not Rusty. He's just good at puppy dog eyes.
Wed Jul 12 22:38:08 2017
You don't get to be a junior administrative assistant at the Games without learning where some of the hidden switches are.
Sat Jul 22 02:38:07 2017
You don't get to be a junior administrative assistant at the Games without learning where some of the hidden switches are.
Sat Jul 22 14:38:06 2017
They get their furniture from Ikea. You can tell because the sound effect has an umlaut.
Wed Jul 26 14:38:07 2017
Well, it's not like them getting killed would help her, right?
Sat Aug 5 20:38:07 2017
Mimic is getting better at sensing things about to hit his face, but it's a tough thing to practice.
Wed Aug 16 14:38:07 2017
There's no prying in baseball.
Thu Aug 24 02:38:09 2017
And the door wasn't even asking her any riddles.
Thu Aug 31 02:38:10 2017
Technically, it's still helping... he's closer to Derek now than he was before he was dropped.
Sun Sep 10 14:38:08 2017
Is this a bad time?
Thu Sep 14 02:38:09 2017
At least it was a complete sentence this time.
Wed Sep 27 14:38:08 2017
Derek doesn't often loseshis patients.
Wed Oct 4 14:38:08 2017
Physician, heal thyself?
Wed Oct 18 14:38:44 2017
Do not adjust your set.
Thu Oct 26 00:38:08 2017
99 problems but a glitch ain't one.
Thu Nov 2 02:38:07 2017
Mimic doesn't understand ''show'' but he totally gets ''bad stuff''.
Wed Nov 8 14:38:07 2017
Three surprise grapple checks would unnerve anyone, really.
Wed Nov 22 14:38:07 2017
You can't be good at resolving conflicts if you can't recognize the sources to begin with.
Wed Nov 29 14:38:07 2017
Being a good prognosticator still doesn't provide immunity to dramatic irony.
Wed Dec 6 14:38:07 2017
Foul play!?
Thu Dec 14 00:38:07 2017
Violence? In MY blood sport!?
Wed Dec 27 14:38:11 2017
Problems underfoot.
Thu Jan 4 20:38:08 2018
Don't be impressed with the Princess's taxonomic abilities. She has no idea if they're dehiscent, let alone ascosporic!
Wed Jan 17 14:38:11 2018
She doesn't look like the type to be a whistleblower...
Wed Jan 24 14:38:07 2018
Blow up a dozen enemies and they'll call you a great hero, but include ONE friend in the blast...
Wed Jan 31 14:38:07 2018
Great timing as always, Roxy.
Thu Feb 8 00:38:10 2018
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
Sat Feb 17 17:38:06 2018
Using words is hard.
Wed Feb 28 14:38:08 2018
Desk-covery.
Wed Mar 7 02:42:12 2018
Desk-covery.
Sat Mar 10 20:38:18 2018
All this talk and they still haven't found a new announcer?
Thu Mar 15 02:38:08 2018
Cube's perfect for advertising... he never says anything inappropriate and he has a lot of surface area.
Wed Mar 28 14:38:08 2018
Oh yeah. I thought it seemed quiet around here.
Wed Apr 4 14:38:08 2018
Bureaucracy in action.
Sun Apr 15 14:38:08 2018
Not shown: about a dozen corridor guards who won't be passing their quarterly reviews.
Wed Apr 18 14:38:07 2018
I doubt this situation was on Presti's mind when she prepped her spells this morning.
Sat Apr 28 20:38:09 2018
Less bluffing, more snuffling.
Sun May 6 14:38:09 2018
Ms. Bai's annoyed in triplicate now.
Thu May 10 00:39:36 2018
So far, it's going better than I expected.
Sat May 19 20:38:07 2018
The team is actually is ''the Frogs''. They're not known for their creativity.
Sat May 26 20:38:06 2018
A perfect screwball.
Wed May 30 14:38:07 2018
Walk it off, Kris.
Sun Jun 10 00:38:07 2018
You'd think her smaller strike zone would help, but nope.
Fri Jun 15 00:38:07 2018
Beauty is in the eye of... nevermind.
Sat Jun 23 20:38:07 2018
Ms.Bai does not condone foul mouth behavior.
Sun Jun 24 02:38:08 2018
Ms.Bai does not condone foul mouth behavior.
Wed Jun 27 14:38:07 2018
Oh, like YOUR players don't immediately go to the nuclear option.
Wed Jun 27 22:38:07 2018
Oh, like YOUR players don't immediately go to the nuclear option.
Mon Jul 2 20:38:07 2018
Oh, like YOUR players don't immediately go to the nuclear option.
Wed Jul 4 14:38:07 2018
Wartholomew's not having a good day.
Fri Jul 13 00:38:07 2018
Hook, line, and sinker.
Wed Jul 18 14:38:09 2018
I'm tired of all this sax and violence.
Fri Jul 27 17:38:07 2018
First rule of conflict resolution: Use magic to keep everyone from killing each other. (May not apply to all realities.)
Wed Aug 1 14:38:08 2018
Gallant builds temporary barriers to calm a riot. Goofus climbs over them just to show it's possible.
Thu Aug 9 00:38:07 2018
A lot can happen in a surprise round.
Wed Aug 15 14:38:13 2018
The Viscount didn't need to bring his A game for these two.
Wed Aug 22 14:38:09 2018
Graph paper: For all your serious plotting needs.
Wed Aug 29 14:38:10 2018
Dedicated to the ''real'' Drago Stromscale, a friend's long-time PC who, while not evil, was pretty good at prevenge.
Wed Sep 5 14:38:09 2018
A lack of oxygen can affect one's ability to avoid tempting fate.
Wed Sep 12 14:38:10 2018
Nothing's as confusing as anapestic tetrameter.
Wed Sep 19 00:38:07 2018
Mimic's trying to speak Robespierre's language while still using pronouns.
Sun Sep 30 14:38:15 2018
For being in the same 10x10 cell, Roxy and Rue Lily are doing an excellent job of staying the hell away from this situation.
Wed Oct 3 14:38:09 2018
Dedicated to the ''real'' Norm Allman, fighter ordinaire.
Wed Oct 10 14:38:12 2018
The qualm before the storm.
Wed Oct 17 13:18:16 2018
Like surprise attacks, haggling is all about timing.
Thu Oct 25 00:19:11 2018
The corners of the alignment chart don't really get along.
Wed Oct 31 13:21:11 2018
Figuring it out faster than Mal isn't something to be proud of.
Wed Nov 7 13:18:12 2018
Being chaotic means putting on the sunglasses AFTER the explosion. And never having to stick to the meter.
Thu Nov 15 00:18:10 2018
She actually swears MORE in her thoughts, it's just filtered out to save some panels.
Wed Nov 21 13:18:09 2018
Being evil means not wasting time on pleasantries.
Thu Nov 29 06:18:09 2018
He's a professional adventurer, wizard, and gambler, but his business card just says ''Spellbookie''.
Sun Dec 9 06:18:11 2018
''Tyrannosauri reges'' would have sounded better, but that phrase fits neither in Errol's vocabulary nor the word bubble.
Wed Dec 12 13:18:12 2018
Now we know what it would take for Robespierre to manage sneaking up on Stabs.
Wed Dec 26 13:18:10 2018
Barbarians know a little something about dressing sharp.
Thu Jan 3 06:18:09 2019
Coming up next, the answer to the question on everyone's mind: How does Mimic wear shoes?
Fri Jan 4 00:18:10 2019
Coming up next, the answer to the question on everyone's mind: How does Mimic wear shoes?
Sat Jan 12 22:18:09 2019
It doesn't take much to make a T-Rex happy.
Wed Jan 16 13:18:09 2019
Drago's plans is like the Pitch King's pitch underhanded.
Sat Jan 26 18:18:09 2019
It ain't Drago's first rodeo.
Thu Jan 31 00:18:15 2019
Off-panel: Mimic is so proud, he's practically glowing.
Wed Feb 13 13:18:10 2019
Between the two, the halfling probably has more iron than the kibble.
Wed Mar 6 13:18:12 2019
Stabs knew what she was getting into. Might have been the only one, though.
Wed Mar 13 13:18:09 2019
This might be the first time Stabs actually enjoyed playing.
Thu Mar 14 00:19:56 2019
This might be the first time Stabs actually enjoyed playing.
Thu Mar 21 06:18:15 2019
The bars aren't keeping Mimic in. They're keeping Dorilys out.
Wed Mar 27 13:18:16 2019
Having TWO hampers would have been suspicious!
Sat Apr 6 22:18:13 2019
I mean, why only commit ONE felony, right?
Thu Apr 11 06:18:09 2019
Goofus shakes the powerful, mind-blanking artifact until he gets what he wants. Goofus #2 makes a lot of noise while flapping about uselessly.
Wed Apr 24 13:18:09 2019
Derek missed the part where Mimic was a shoe. Pretty sure he wouldn't have approved.
Sun May 5 00:18:09 2019
That's... not the same one as last time.
Wed May 15 13:18:10 2019
It's not that the T. Rex was the biggest threat... it's more that it was the biggest cookie on the snack tray.
Sun May 26 00:18:13 2019
As last words go, none of those were particularly great.
Sun Jun 2 19:57:40 2019
Presti's had many surprises today.
Wed Jun 12 13:18:12 2019
This one goes out to all the spellcasters who feel casting buffs isn't spectacular enough.
Wed Jun 19 13:18:15 2019
Is it still an evil monologue if there’s more than one of you?
Wed Jul 3 13:20:06 2019
''Good'' as in ''effective'', not ''good'' as in ''not-evil.''
Thu Jul 11 00:18:12 2019
If Maddie could hear Byron, she'd know he said ''Where there is mystery, it is generally suspected there must also be evil.'' If Maddie could hear Stabs, she wouldn't know what most of the words meant.
Sat Jul 20 00:18:11 2019
Next up: a gratuitous amount of violence.
Thu Jul 25 00:18:15 2019
pow
Sun Aug 4 00:18:11 2019
Between you and me, I think they have better odds against the Planar Ally than Madeline.
Sat Aug 17 00:18:18 2019
The only thing sadder than a barbarian watching a fight from afar is that same barbarian also forgetting about the angry lizardman standing at the pitcher's mound with lots of barely-disguised dynamite.
Thu Aug 22 00:18:13 2019
Callin' it.
Thu Aug 29 00:18:26 2019
That moment where everyone is silently watching a lone rolled d20 bounce down the table...
Wed Sep 4 15:18:22 2019
No, she doesn't get XP for that.
Sat Sep 14 22:18:16 2019
Good question.
Wed Sep 25 15:18:26 2019
If you thought she felt sorry for Calamitus, you should remember that nobody feels sorry for Calamitus.
Wed Oct 2 15:18:12 2019
Tying up loose ends is a little harder when some of those ends are not in your universe.
Wed Oct 9 15:18:15 2019
That's her secret, Cap. She's always unlucky.
Wed Oct 16 18:15:27 2019
All's well that ends well, so the bards say.
Wed Oct 23 15:18:12 2019
You know a better way to make a buzzsaw?
Wed Oct 30 15:18:15 2019
His cup rusteth over.
Wed Nov 6 15:18:13 2019
Yes, the bad guys level up, too.
Mon Nov 11 15:18:21 2019
''I'd rather be lucky than good.'' -- Lefty Gomez
Tue Nov 12 15:18:16 2019
Good job there, Boxford.
Wed Nov 13 15:18:16 2019
It's all good.
Thu Nov 14 15:18:26 2019
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Fri Nov 15 15:18:16 2019
Teamwork makes the scheme work.
Wed Nov 20 15:18:16 2019
Jeez Mimic, we didn't even get to the title reveal yet.
Wed Nov 20 22:18:24 2019
Jeez Mimic, we didn't even get to the title reveal yet.
Wed Nov 27 15:18:14 2019
The lowdown.
Wed Dec 4 15:18:15 2019
The floating may be throwing Mimic off his game a bit.
Wed Dec 11 15:18:18 2019
You really don't want Mimic making this call on his own.
Wed Dec 18 00:18:17 2019
You really don't want Mimic making this call on his own.
Thu Dec 19 00:18:47 2019
At least one of them did their homework.
Wed Dec 25 15:18:17 2019
Everyone reacts to the red carpet treatment differently.
Wed Jan 1 14:18:08 2020
Snakes don't sweat.
Wed Jan 1 22:18:07 2020
Snakes don't sweat.
Tue Jan 7 22:18:06 2020
Snakes don't sweat.
Wed Jan 8 14:18:08 2020
(Such a lovely place.)
Wed Jan 15 14:18:10 2020
DM tip: If you aren't sure how to round out your party's next treasure haul, add fruit juices and stuffed animals. You'll get no complaints.
Wed Jan 22 14:18:07 2020
Maddie, don't you know not to split the party?
Wed Jan 29 14:18:06 2020
Sign on the dotted line.
Wed Feb 5 14:18:06 2020
Killing with kindness?
Wed Feb 12 14:18:06 2020
An upscale hotel can upscale their warriors.
Wed Feb 19 14:18:07 2020
Their online reviews are very good.
Wed Feb 26 14:18:15 2020
She's not stuck in a grapple with you, you're stuck in a grapple with her.
Wed Mar 4 14:18:11 2020
Nothing says hospitality like a little personal attention from the management.
Wed Mar 11 14:18:09 2020
It's not like Rusty to not-eat and run.
Wed Mar 18 14:18:10 2020
Why yes, she does lisp in her internal monologue.
Fri Mar 20 18:18:06 2020
Why yes, she does lisp in her internal monologue.
Wed Mar 25 14:18:06 2020
The voices would just wake her up in the middle of the night, anyway
Wed Apr 1 14:31:12 2020
They livin' it up.
Wed Apr 8 16:54:08 2020
It's important to adapt your negotiation style.
Wed Apr 15 14:15:05 2020
Myrmarchs are too classy for ''drop in anytime'' type one-liners.
Wed Apr 22 14:15:06 2020
Gotta look at a problem from all angles.
Sat Apr 25 03:18:02 2020
Gotta look at a problem from all angles.
Wed Apr 29 14:15:06 2020
That's management for you.
Wed May 6 14:15:05 2020
Y.T. hates crowds even when folks AREN'T stepping on her tail.
Wed May 13 14:15:07 2020
Even petrified, Maddie's balance is excellent.
Wed May 20 14:15:05 2020
Spelling bees could use more zombies.
Wed May 27 14:15:07 2020
If she knew Water To Mustard, we'd have a real party going.
Wed Jun 10 14:15:05 2020
One good turn deserves another.
Sat Jun 13 18:15:05 2020
Things that complicate missions: magic artifacts, teammates, morality.
Wed Jun 17 14:15:11 2020
First rule of the Hospitality industry is SMILE.
Wed Jun 24 14:15:09 2020
A three-way culture clash.
Sat Jul 4 18:15:06 2020
(Telepathically Dictated But Not Telepathically Read)
Wed Jul 8 12:15:06 2020
Awkwaaaard.
Sat Jul 18 00:15:08 2020
It's not the size of the knife but where you point it.
Wed Jul 22 12:15:07 2020
DMs never know when ''irritate the enemy'' is part of a plan, or the lack of a plan.
Wed Jul 29 12:15:11 2020
It may be time for plan B?
Wed Aug 5 22:15:06 2020
Dessert carts never do well near climactic showdowns.
Thu Aug 6 00:15:08 2020
Dessert carts never do well near climactic showdowns.
Thu Aug 6 07:15:05 2020
Dessert carts never do well near climactic showdowns.
Wed Aug 12 22:15:19 2020
It's not a recycled pie, it's a re-torte.
Fri Aug 14 00:15:18 2020
It's not a recycled pie, it's a re-torte.
Wed Aug 19 12:15:07 2020
Basement, dungeon, same difference.
Wed Aug 26 22:15:08 2020
It's not that Rusty isn't relieved, it's that he's up to the best part of the anecdote.
Wed Sep 2 12:15:06 2020
Ant agony.
Wed Sep 9 12:15:08 2020
She's mostly right. The rest of us know Maddie didn't plan anything.
Wed Sep 16 12:15:06 2020
Hive minds don't deal well with embarrassment.
Wed Sep 30 12:15:14 2020
Guilty conscience for sure.
Wed Oct 7 12:15:10 2020
All's good that ends good.
Mon Oct 12 12:15:06 2020
You might be sharing your Netflix account with more creatures than you think.
Tue Oct 13 12:15:06 2020
Don't even ask about Hot Potato.
Wed Oct 14 12:15:05 2020
Presti would never actually let Mimic come to harm. She's just annoyed she had to get rid of three throw pillows and a toaster.
Thu Oct 15 12:15:07 2020
As above, so below.
Fri Oct 16 12:15:06 2020
Yvonne-Tiffany. (Post-retcon)
Wed Oct 21 12:15:07 2020
Different genre, same idiots.
Wed Nov 4 12:15:07 2020
It's not like Mimic ever makes a good first impression.
Wed Nov 11 12:15:10 2020
She's not actually his friend.
Wed Nov 18 12:15:06 2020
At least this is likely to save Mimic the embarrassment of having to ask someone to open the door for him.
Wed Nov 25 12:15:06 2020
There's a slight overlap between Persuasion and Intimidation.
Wed Dec 2 13:15:07 2020
Anti-M rides around on the hat because she knows Mimic can't do anything about it.
Wed Dec 9 12:15:05 2020
Well what do you know, she actually IS a half-pint.
Thu Dec 17 22:15:11 2020
If you have to rebuild a wall, it's a good time to put in some secret doors.
Thu Dec 24 22:15:11 2020
Hmm... Can't say I know who that is.
Wed Dec 30 12:15:11 2020
Negotiation doesn't have to be complicated.
Wed Jan 6 12:15:37 2021
Dropping in, cutting up.
Fri Jan 8 18:15:38 2021
Dropping in, cutting up.
Wed Jan 13 12:15:48 2021
Actually Mimic, Bizarro Madeline would say ''Me am not Bizarro Madeline.''
Thu Jan 14 22:15:39 2021
Actually Mimic, Bizarro Madeline would say ''Me am not Bizarro Madeline.''
Wed Jan 20 12:15:40 2021
Pier pressure.
Thu Jan 28 22:15:45 2021
She knew something fishy was going on.
Wed Feb 3 12:15:35 2021
First rule of entering a dungeon: Watch that first step.
Fri Feb 12 22:15:40 2021
It's all about the bait.