Tue Jul 19 07:35:36 2011
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Tue Jul 19 23:52:20 2011
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Thu Jul 21 23:39:39 2011
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Mon Jul 25 05:39:41 2011
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Mon Jul 25 23:40:50 2011
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Fri Jul 29 23:39:45 2011
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Sun Jul 31 23:40:04 2011
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Wed Aug 3 23:40:01 2011
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Tue Aug 9 05:46:08 2011
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Thu Aug 18 11:43:06 2011
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Fri Aug 26 05:51:03 2011
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Mon Aug 29 11:48:34 2011
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Fri Sep 2 05:42:36 2011
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Fri Sep 2 12:34:47 2011
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Sun Sep 4 23:42:21 2011
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Wed Sep 7 23:42:29 2011
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Sun Sep 11 23:42:20 2011
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Thu Sep 15 17:42:10 2011
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Sun Sep 18 23:42:28 2011
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Thu Sep 22 23:41:50 2011
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Sun Sep 25 23:57:03 2011
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Wed Sep 28 23:42:45 2011
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Wed Oct 5 23:48:36 2011
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Mon Oct 10 05:42:43 2011
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Thu Oct 13 06:04:07 2011
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Wed Oct 19 23:42:49 2011
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Thu Oct 20 23:43:47 2011
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Mon Oct 24 07:47:06 2011
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Thu Oct 27 17:42:21 2011
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Sun Oct 30 23:40:03 2011
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Thu Nov 3 23:40:06 2011
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Fri Nov 4 10:40:51 2011
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Mon Nov 7 18:19:56 2011
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Sun Nov 13 19:57:55 2011
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Fri Nov 18 01:39:59 2011
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Tue Nov 22 00:26:35 2011
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Tue Nov 22 10:50:07 2011
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Thu Nov 24 12:39:39 2011
Is it that day AGAIN??
Sat Nov 26 02:39:25 2011
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Wed Nov 30 20:39:38 2011
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Sun Dec 4 02:39:50 2011
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Wed Dec 7 20:39:31 2011
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Mon Dec 12 02:39:29 2011
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Fri Dec 16 18:42:49 2011
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Tue Dec 20 18:39:46 2011
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Sat Dec 24 12:39:55 2011
Merry Christmas, Blockheads.
Thu Dec 29 20:39:21 2011
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Fri Dec 30 02:39:35 2011
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Fri Jan 6 18:39:40 2012
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Sat Jan 7 02:39:49 2012
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Tue Jan 10 12:39:50 2012
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Sat Jan 14 18:39:42 2012
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Mon Jan 16 02:39:25 2012
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Wed Jan 18 12:39:38 2012
Stop SOPA
Thu Jan 19 02:39:32 2012
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Fri Jan 20 20:39:31 2012
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Tue Jan 24 02:39:25 2012
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Sat Jan 28 18:39:20 2012
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Mon Jan 30 02:40:09 2012
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Mon Feb 6 02:39:51 2012
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Thu Feb 9 02:43:44 2012
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Mon Feb 13 02:39:27 2012
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Thu Feb 16 02:39:34 2012
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Fri Feb 24 02:39:26 2012
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Mon Feb 27 02:39:30 2012
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Thu Mar 1 02:39:31 2012
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Mon Mar 5 02:40:10 2012
You: Oh God, is he still going on about that??
Tue Mar 6 02:40:24 2012
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Wed Mar 14 13:20:12 2012
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Fri Mar 16 03:40:02 2012
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Mon Mar 19 13:40:13 2012
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Thu Mar 22 03:40:38 2012
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Mon Mar 26 03:39:49 2012
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Sun Apr 1 03:39:47 2012
His Brown-ness, Mr. Weapon #303 and 1/2
Mon Apr 30 03:40:52 2012
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Wed May 2 23:41:51 2012
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Mon May 7 03:40:18 2012
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Thu May 10 03:39:41 2012
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Mon May 14 03:39:50 2012
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Thu May 17 03:40:36 2012
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Thu May 17 13:39:37 2012
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Fri May 25 13:41:42 2012
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Mon May 28 19:41:15 2012
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Thu May 31 19:40:52 2012
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Tue Jun 5 03:40:30 2012
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Thu Jun 7 03:41:30 2012
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Mon Jun 11 19:41:00 2012
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Thu Jun 14 03:40:57 2012
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Mon Jun 25 13:41:34 2012
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Sat Jun 30 03:44:38 2012
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Mon Jul 2 03:53:40 2012
Weapon Brown: Road Trip
Mon Jul 9 03:41:43 2012
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Mon Jul 16 19:41:10 2012
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Sat Jul 21 03:40:43 2012
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Sat Jul 28 03:39:48 2012
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Sat Aug 4 03:41:20 2012
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Mon Aug 6 03:40:47 2012
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Mon Aug 20 03:39:52 2012
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Fri Aug 24 03:39:42 2012
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Sat Sep 1 21:40:42 2012
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Mon Sep 17 03:41:05 2012
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Thu Sep 20 03:41:14 2012
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Wed Sep 26 21:40:32 2012
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Sat Sep 29 13:39:23 2012
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Mon Oct 8 19:39:31 2012
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Mon Oct 8 21:40:20 2012
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Tue Oct 16 13:40:01 2012
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Sat Oct 27 19:40:32 2012
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Tue Oct 30 03:41:28 2012
It’s The Great Pumpkin, Weapon Brown- Part 1
Wed Oct 31 03:39:47 2012
It’s The Great Pumpkin, Weapon Brown- Part 2
Sat Nov 3 03:39:41 2012
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Sat Nov 10 18:39:29 2012
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Mon Nov 19 02:39:24 2012
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Thu Nov 22 02:39:39 2012
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Thu Nov 22 12:41:03 2012
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Sun Nov 25 18:39:23 2012
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Fri Dec 7 02:40:19 2012
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Fri Dec 7 12:39:44 2012
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Wed Dec 12 02:39:29 2012
Coffee Break: Christmas Joy
Sun Dec 16 18:39:25 2012
Coffee Break: Christmas Joy
Mon Dec 17 02:39:35 2012
Coffee Break: Panel Monster
Fri Dec 21 12:40:56 2012
Fah hoo R’lyeh, Dah Hoo R’lyeh…!
Fri Dec 28 02:39:23 2012
Coffe Break: Rocket Cake
Fri Dec 28 18:39:21 2012
Coffee Break: Rocket Cake
Mon Jan 7 02:39:20 2013
Coffee Break: Ghost Therapist
Mon Jan 14 02:39:53 2013
Coffee Break: Bad Guy With A Gun
Mon Jan 21 02:39:24 2013
Weapon Brown 1
Tue Jan 22 02:39:38 2013
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Wed Jan 23 02:39:32 2013
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Thu Jan 24 02:39:27 2013
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Fri Jan 25 02:39:35 2013
Coffee Break: Picky Alien
Mon Jan 28 02:39:49 2013
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Tue Jan 29 02:39:43 2013
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Wed Jan 30 02:39:28 2013
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Thu Jan 31 02:40:24 2013
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Fri Feb 1 02:39:32 2013
Coffe Break: Moth Money
Mon Feb 4 02:39:29 2013
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Tue Feb 5 02:39:37 2013
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Wed Feb 6 02:39:33 2013
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Thu Feb 7 02:41:28 2013
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Fri Feb 8 02:40:42 2013
Coffee Break: Kobra!
Mon Feb 11 02:39:45 2013
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Tue Feb 12 02:39:36 2013
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Wed Feb 13 02:39:49 2013
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Thu Feb 14 02:39:27 2013
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Fri Feb 15 02:39:28 2013
Coffee Break: Self-Conscious Worm
Mon Feb 18 02:39:25 2013
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Tue Feb 19 02:39:27 2013
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Wed Feb 20 02:39:29 2013
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Thu Feb 21 02:45:23 2013
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Fri Feb 22 02:39:31 2013
Coffee Break: GOPocalypse
Mon Feb 25 02:39:28 2013
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Tue Feb 26 02:39:36 2013
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Wed Feb 27 02:39:24 2013
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Thu Feb 28 02:39:56 2013
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Fri Mar 1 02:39:29 2013
Coffee Break: Schrodinger’s Cat
Mon Mar 4 02:39:40 2013
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Tue Mar 5 02:40:44 2013
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Wed Mar 6 02:39:57 2013
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Thu Mar 7 02:44:00 2013
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Fri Mar 8 02:40:36 2013
Coffee Break: Vader Voice
Mon Mar 11 03:41:40 2013
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Tue Mar 12 03:42:50 2013
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Wed Mar 13 03:41:34 2013
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Thu Mar 14 03:41:08 2013
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Fri Mar 15 13:40:12 2013
Coffee Break: Matricide
Mon Mar 18 03:39:39 2013
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Tue Mar 19 03:39:38 2013
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Wed Mar 20 07:39:32 2013
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Wed Mar 20 23:40:09 2013
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Fri Mar 22 01:43:22 2013
Coffee Break: Homeless Clown
Sun Mar 24 23:39:45 2013
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Mon Mar 25 23:41:40 2013
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Tue Mar 26 23:41:15 2013
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Thu Mar 28 23:40:36 2013
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Fri Mar 29 01:39:22 2013
Coffee Break: Bad Hair Life
Sun Mar 31 23:39:31 2013
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Mon Apr 1 01:39:49 2013
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Mon Apr 1 23:39:26 2013
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Tue Apr 2 23:41:54 2013
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Wed Apr 3 23:39:23 2013
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Fri Apr 5 10:39:27 2013
Coffee Break: New Pet
Sun Apr 7 23:39:42 2013
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Mon Apr 8 23:39:26 2013
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Tue Apr 9 23:40:02 2013
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Wed Apr 10 23:39:47 2013
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Fri Apr 12 07:39:49 2013
Coffee Break: The Facts of Life
Sun Apr 14 23:39:43 2013
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Mon Apr 15 23:39:47 2013
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Tue Apr 16 23:41:02 2013
Weapon Minus Brown
Wed Apr 17 23:39:26 2013
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Sat Apr 20 10:09:40 2013
Coffee Break: Boston Massacre
Sun Apr 21 23:41:00 2013
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Mon Apr 22 23:41:12 2013
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Tue Apr 23 23:41:40 2013
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Wed Apr 24 23:40:16 2013
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Sat Apr 27 10:40:54 2013
Coffee Break: One Ball Says It All
Sun Apr 28 23:39:45 2013
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Mon Apr 29 23:39:50 2013
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Tue Apr 30 23:40:26 2013
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Wed May 1 23:42:50 2013
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Fri May 3 07:39:34 2013
Coffee Break: First Day on the Job
Sun May 5 23:39:59 2013
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Mon May 6 23:39:51 2013
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Tue May 7 23:39:31 2013
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Wed May 8 23:39:39 2013
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Thu May 9 23:41:57 2013
Coffee Break: Dress Code
Sun May 12 23:39:45 2013
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Mon May 13 23:39:50 2013
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Tue May 14 23:39:38 2013
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Wed May 15 23:39:55 2013
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Fri May 17 10:41:08 2013
Coffee Break: Initial Here
Sun May 19 23:41:22 2013
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Mon May 20 23:39:51 2013
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Tue May 21 23:39:36 2013
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Wed May 22 23:41:44 2013
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Fri May 24 17:39:50 2013
Coffee Break: Teach By Example
Sun May 26 23:40:28 2013
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Mon May 27 23:39:50 2013
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Tue May 28 23:39:28 2013
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Wed May 29 23:39:58 2013
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Fri May 31 17:39:47 2013
Coffee Break: Optimus Prime’s Check Up
Sun Jun 2 23:40:20 2013
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Mon Jun 3 23:40:05 2013
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Tue Jun 4 23:39:46 2013
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Wed Jun 5 23:39:42 2013
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Sun Jun 9 23:39:42 2013
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Mon Jun 10 23:39:32 2013
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Tue Jun 11 23:39:47 2013
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Wed Jun 12 23:39:40 2013
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Thu Jun 13 23:39:47 2013
Coffee Break: Call Scout
Sun Jun 16 23:39:29 2013
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Mon Jun 17 23:39:39 2013
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Tue Jun 18 23:39:40 2013
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Wed Jun 19 23:40:41 2013
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Thu Jun 20 23:39:42 2013
Coffee Break: Stranger in a Strange Land
Sun Jun 23 23:39:37 2013
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Mon Jun 24 23:39:39 2013
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Tue Jun 25 23:39:39 2013
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Wed Jun 26 23:39:37 2013
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Fri Jun 28 23:39:50 2013
Coffee Break: Larry and Pierre
Sun Jun 30 23:39:38 2013
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Mon Jul 1 23:39:41 2013
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Tue Jul 2 23:39:45 2013
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Wed Jul 3 23:39:42 2013
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Sat Jul 6 17:39:34 2013
Coffee Break: First Contact
Sun Jul 7 23:39:44 2013
Weapon Minus Brown
Mon Jul 8 23:41:07 2013
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Tue Jul 9 23:40:21 2013
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Wed Jul 10 23:39:44 2013
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Sun Jul 14 23:39:38 2013
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Mon Jul 15 23:39:49 2013
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Tue Jul 16 23:39:36 2013
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Wed Jul 17 23:39:45 2013
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Thu Jul 18 23:39:37 2013
Coffee Break: Shabby Chic
Sun Jul 21 23:39:46 2013
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Mon Jul 22 23:39:34 2013
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Tue Jul 23 23:39:53 2013
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Wed Jul 24 23:39:31 2013
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Thu Jul 25 23:39:39 2013
Coffee Break: Unpretentious Potato
Sun Jul 28 23:39:33 2013
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Mon Jul 29 23:39:50 2013
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Tue Jul 30 23:39:30 2013
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Wed Jul 31 23:39:26 2013
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Thu Aug 1 23:39:40 2013
Coffee Break: Telekiwhatsis
Sun Aug 4 23:46:53 2013
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Mon Aug 5 23:39:26 2013
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Tue Aug 6 23:39:47 2013
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Wed Aug 7 23:40:01 2013
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Thu Aug 8 23:39:26 2013
Coffee Break: The Amazing Mittens
Sun Aug 11 23:39:59 2013
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Mon Aug 12 23:39:39 2013
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Tue Aug 13 23:39:35 2013
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Wed Aug 14 23:39:46 2013
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Thu Aug 15 23:40:01 2013
Coffee Break: Boo-Nothing Congress
Sun Aug 18 23:39:32 2013
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Mon Aug 19 23:41:42 2013
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Tue Aug 20 23:39:35 2013
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Wed Aug 21 23:39:28 2013
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Thu Aug 22 23:39:51 2013
Coffee Break: Lonely Mountain
Sun Aug 25 23:39:51 2013
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Mon Aug 26 23:39:54 2013
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Tue Aug 27 23:39:46 2013
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Wed Aug 28 23:40:32 2013
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Sun Sep 1 23:39:36 2013
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Mon Sep 2 23:39:52 2013
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Tue Sep 3 23:39:35 2013
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Wed Sep 4 23:39:55 2013
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Thu Sep 5 23:39:47 2013
Coffee Break: Trouble Maker
Sun Sep 8 23:06:42 2013
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Mon Sep 9 23:40:18 2013
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Tue Sep 10 23:41:52 2013
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Wed Sep 11 23:40:14 2013
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Thu Sep 12 23:40:26 2013
Coffee Break: Attitude of Gratitude
Sun Sep 15 23:40:21 2013
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Mon Sep 16 23:40:11 2013
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Tue Sep 17 23:40:38 2013
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Wed Sep 18 23:41:34 2013
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Sun Sep 22 23:43:25 2013
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Mon Sep 23 23:40:23 2013
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Tue Sep 24 23:40:17 2013
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Wed Sep 25 23:44:50 2013
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Thu Sep 26 23:40:23 2013
Coffe Break: Payback
Sun Sep 29 23:53:35 2013
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Mon Sep 30 23:40:12 2013
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Tue Oct 1 23:40:41 2013
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Wed Oct 2 23:40:29 2013
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Sun Oct 6 23:39:18 2013
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Mon Oct 7 23:42:38 2013
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Tue Oct 8 23:41:04 2013
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Wed Oct 9 23:40:47 2013
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Thu Oct 10 23:42:17 2013
Coffee Break: Princess Poyndextra
Sun Oct 13 23:39:26 2013
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Mon Oct 14 23:39:21 2013
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Tue Oct 15 23:39:18 2013
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Wed Oct 16 23:41:38 2013
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Sun Oct 20 23:39:24 2013
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Mon Oct 21 23:39:25 2013
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Tue Oct 22 23:39:52 2013
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Wed Oct 23 23:39:22 2013
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Thu Oct 24 23:39:19 2013
Coffee Break: Sign Language
Sun Oct 27 23:39:17 2013
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Mon Oct 28 23:39:48 2013
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Tue Oct 29 23:39:40 2013
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Wed Oct 30 23:39:54 2013
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Sun Nov 3 23:39:17 2013
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Mon Nov 4 23:39:31 2013
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Tue Nov 5 23:39:47 2013
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Wed Nov 6 23:39:23 2013
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Fri Nov 8 19:40:58 2013
17,000 Ways to Say “I Love You”
Fri Nov 8 21:40:48 2013
17,000 Ways to Say “I Love You”
Sun Nov 10 23:39:29 2013
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Mon Nov 11 23:39:46 2013
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Tue Nov 12 23:39:35 2013
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Wed Nov 13 23:39:37 2013
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Fri Nov 15 13:39:29 2013
Coffee Break: Brothers and Sisters… Ain’t We Havin’ Fun?
Sun Nov 17 23:39:41 2013
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Mon Nov 18 23:39:36 2013
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Tue Nov 19 23:39:37 2013
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Wed Nov 20 23:39:36 2013
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Thu Nov 21 23:39:51 2013
Guest Artist: Rene Castellano
Sun Nov 24 23:39:35 2013
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Mon Nov 25 23:39:31 2013
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Tue Nov 26 23:39:34 2013
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Wed Nov 27 23:39:35 2013
A Weapon Brown Thanksgiving
Thu Nov 28 23:39:52 2013
Guest Artist: Stephen Notley
Sun Dec 1 23:39:34 2013
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Mon Dec 2 23:39:45 2013
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Tue Dec 3 23:39:50 2013
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Wed Dec 4 23:39:32 2013
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Thu Dec 5 23:40:11 2013
Guest Strip: Justin Pasieka and James Randell
Sun Dec 8 23:39:49 2013
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Mon Dec 9 23:39:41 2013
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Tue Dec 10 23:39:39 2013
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Wed Dec 11 23:40:59 2013
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Sun Dec 15 23:39:54 2013
Weapon Brown 187 Begin Mods Here
Mon Dec 16 23:41:02 2013
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Tue Dec 17 23:39:36 2013
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Wed Dec 18 23:39:48 2013
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Sat Dec 21 13:40:27 2013
Coffee Break: Wegpocalypse Now
Sat Dec 21 16:39:52 2013
Coffee Break: Wegpocalypse Now
Sun Dec 22 23:39:39 2013
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Mon Dec 23 23:39:36 2013
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Tue Dec 24 23:41:04 2013
Re-gift THIS, bitchez!
Wed Dec 25 23:40:50 2013
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Thu Dec 26 23:39:59 2013
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Sun Dec 29 23:40:44 2013
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Mon Dec 30 23:40:11 2013
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Tue Dec 31 23:39:42 2013
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Wed Jan 1 23:40:15 2014
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Sun Jan 5 23:39:33 2014
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Mon Jan 6 23:41:23 2014
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Tue Jan 7 23:42:52 2014
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Wed Jan 8 23:39:38 2014
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Thu Jan 9 23:39:32 2014
Coffee Break: Love Seat
Sun Jan 12 23:40:53 2014
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Mon Jan 13 23:39:31 2014
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Tue Jan 14 23:39:41 2014
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Wed Jan 15 23:39:34 2014
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Thu Jan 16 23:39:29 2014
Coffee Break: World War 404
Sun Jan 19 23:40:11 2014
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Mon Jan 20 23:40:38 2014
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Tue Jan 21 23:39:53 2014
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Wed Jan 22 23:40:13 2014
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Thu Jan 23 23:39:57 2014
Coffee Break: Talking Bottle
Mon Jan 27 13:42:59 2014
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Mon Jan 27 23:39:50 2014
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Tue Jan 28 23:39:41 2014
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Wed Jan 29 23:39:39 2014
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Sat Feb 1 23:39:42 2014
Coffee Break: Junk Science
Sun Feb 2 23:39:53 2014
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Mon Feb 3 23:04:51 2014
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Tue Feb 4 23:41:06 2014
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Wed Feb 5 23:39:28 2014
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Thu Feb 6 23:41:08 2014
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Sun Feb 9 23:41:28 2014
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Mon Feb 10 23:41:24 2014
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Tue Feb 11 23:40:29 2014
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Wed Feb 12 23:43:10 2014
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Thu Feb 13 23:39:53 2014
Weapon Brown- Man’s Best Friend
Sun Feb 16 23:39:41 2014
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Mon Feb 17 23:41:30 2014
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Tue Feb 18 23:40:00 2014
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Wed Feb 19 01:39:30 2014
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Wed Feb 19 23:39:36 2014
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Thu Feb 20 13:40:15 2014
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Thu Feb 20 23:39:54 2014
Coffee Break: Out of Pocket
Fri Feb 21 16:40:12 2014
Coffee Break: Out of Pocket
Sun Feb 23 23:40:09 2014
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Mon Feb 24 23:39:32 2014
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Tue Feb 25 23:39:23 2014
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Wed Feb 26 23:39:43 2014
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Sat Mar 1 01:39:24 2014
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Sun Mar 2 23:42:52 2014
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Mon Mar 3 23:41:15 2014
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Tue Mar 4 23:39:32 2014
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Wed Mar 5 23:40:07 2014
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Thu Mar 6 23:39:35 2014
Coffee Break: Loony Toon
Sun Mar 9 01:02:06 2014
Coffee Break: Loony Toon
Sun Mar 9 23:41:09 2014
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Mon Mar 10 23:40:51 2014
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Tue Mar 11 23:39:54 2014
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Wed Mar 12 23:39:33 2014
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Thu Mar 13 01:39:33 2014
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Fri Mar 14 01:39:47 2014
Coffee Break: iNag
Fri Mar 14 19:39:54 2014
Coffee Break: iNag
Sun Mar 16 23:39:36 2014
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Mon Mar 17 13:40:28 2014
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Mon Mar 17 23:40:49 2014
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Tue Mar 18 23:39:35 2014
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Wed Mar 19 23:39:46 2014
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Thu Mar 20 23:39:42 2014
Weapon Brain
Mon Mar 24 07:41:59 2014
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Mon Mar 24 13:39:40 2014
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Mon Mar 24 23:39:36 2014
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Tue Mar 25 01:39:31 2014
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Tue Mar 25 23:39:37 2014
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Wed Mar 26 23:39:34 2014
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Fri Mar 28 16:39:34 2014
Coffee Break: Answered Prayer
Sun Mar 30 23:39:32 2014
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Mon Mar 31 23:40:50 2014
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Tue Apr 1 07:40:09 2014
Weapon Brown 250
Tue Apr 1 23:39:34 2014
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Wed Apr 2 23:39:38 2014
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Thu Apr 3 13:39:44 2014
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Fri Apr 4 19:39:36 2014
Coffee Break: Worker Bee
Sun Apr 6 23:41:22 2014
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Mon Apr 7 23:39:36 2014
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Tue Apr 8 23:39:31 2014
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Wed Apr 9 23:39:51 2014
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Thu Apr 10 23:39:43 2014
Coffee Break: Smug
Sat Apr 12 13:39:39 2014
Coffee Break: Smug
Sun Apr 13 23:39:27 2014
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Mon Apr 14 23:39:36 2014
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Tue Apr 15 23:39:36 2014
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Wed Apr 16 23:39:31 2014
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Sun Apr 20 23:40:03 2014
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Mon Apr 21 23:39:53 2014
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Tue Apr 22 21:41:38 2014
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Coffee Break: Paramedic Cop
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Coffee Break: Paramedic Cop
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Coffee Break: Pirate Pitch
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Coffee Break: Boogers
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Coffee Break: Pirates of the Royal Caribbean
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Coffee Break: Comedy Gold
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Coffee Break: Salad Days
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Potholes Ahead!
Fri Oct 10 13:39:48 2014
Potholes Ahead!
Sat Nov 1 16:39:50 2014
Corpses A’Poppin!
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Corpses A’Poppin!
Sun Nov 9 23:39:30 2014
Out of the Frying Pan 1
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Out of the Frying Pan 2
Sun Nov 23 23:39:22 2014
Out of the Frying Pan 3
Sun Nov 30 23:39:48 2014
Out of the Frying Pan 4
Tue Dec 2 13:40:04 2014
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Sun Dec 7 23:39:23 2014
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Mon Dec 15 01:39:05 2014
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Sun Dec 21 23:39:08 2014
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Sun Dec 28 23:39:02 2014
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Sun Jan 4 23:39:06 2015
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Sun Jan 11 23:39:12 2015
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Sun Jan 18 23:39:11 2015
I just discovered hovertext! This strip is going to change for the BETTER! Unfortunately, I could not come up with anything worthy for the debut of this feature. And really, doesn't the strip speak for itself? How many more bells and whistles do I have to add to get you to enjoy my work? What, the first joke wasn't good enough and now you need jokes+? Go read Garfield on UComics, then! See how much hovertext THAT fat asshole gives you! Selfish cunts.
Sun Jan 25 23:40:37 2015
Never forget.
Mon Jan 26 16:39:17 2015
Never forget.
Tue Jan 27 23:39:20 2015
Out of the Frying Pan 12
Sun Feb 1 23:39:19 2015
Out of the Frying Pan 13
Sun Feb 8 23:39:42 2015
The Reptoids should also have noticed that Squints hasn't regenerated his thumb. Then again, that might be like body piercing to them.
Mon Feb 9 01:39:20 2015
The Reptoids should also have noticed that Squints hasn't regenerated his thumb. Then again, that might be like body piercing to them.
Mon Feb 9 21:41:08 2015
The Reptoids should also have noticed that Squints hasn't regenerated his thumb. Then again, that might be like body piercing to them.
Sun Feb 15 23:41:35 2015
My favorite crush movies (in ascending order): Squirty Dancing, Stomp the Yardsnake and The Very, Very Red Shoe Diaries.
Sun Feb 22 23:39:12 2015
We've all been there, right? Some asshat ignoring all your hints to bring a llama into the story and talking your hard-on away?
Sun Mar 1 23:39:10 2015
What's the freakiest thing you've ever been ordered to do under the mind-control ray? Mine was to ear-fuck a gas station attendant. A real one. I tried to resist, but the dude must have had it set on level three or something.
Thu Mar 12 23:39:21 2015
Try our new “Vegan Curious” prosciutto, salami and kale smoothie!
Thu Apr 9 16:39:32 2015
Joke’s On You!
Sun Apr 19 23:40:21 2015
For decency purposes, Roadkill's eight inch, vein riddled, permanently erect M'jolnir of a cock is visible only to him.
Wed Apr 22 16:39:44 2015
For decency purposes, Roadkill's eight inch, vein riddled, permanently erect M'jolnir of a cock is visible only to him.
Sun May 3 21:39:32 2015
For decency purposes, Roadkill's eight inch, vein riddled, permanently erect M'jolnir of a cock is visible only to him.
Wed May 6 16:39:04 2015
For decency purposes, Roadkill's eight inch, vein riddled, permanently erect M'jolnir of a cock is visible only to him.
Thu May 7 13:39:17 2015
Shootin’ from the Lip!
Mon May 25 23:40:21 2015
Peek 1: Meet The Peeker!
Tue May 26 23:38:59 2015
Peek 2
Thu May 28 23:39:08 2015
Other side effects of exposure to negative universes include dry mouth and frosted nipples. Ask your doctor if a negative universe is right for you.
Sun May 31 23:39:05 2015
He had a brief fling with a Funyun, but all the while he was still thinking of her.
Thu Jun 4 16:39:09 2015
He's a man who has been reduced to a single instinct: bridge-building.
Sun Jun 14 23:39:03 2015
Today's strip is brought to you by Subway. Subway: When a well-prepared sandwich won't do!
Sun Jun 21 23:38:59 2015
Video Hive: Buzz On In® and take advantage of our Rent-2-Own special! Just rent the same movie twice in one week and the third time it’s yours to keep! (With purchase of a jumbo pack of Red Vines and King Sized Sno-Caps. Some restrictions may apply, new releases exempted, all movies starring talent represented by CAA exempted.)
Sun Jun 28 23:39:38 2015
Squints is a Nexus-6 Applicant: Maximum self-sufficiency, minimum coffee break requirements.
Sun Jul 5 21:41:02 2015
Squints is a Nexus-6 Applicant: Maximum self-sufficiency, minimum coffee break requirements.
Sun Jul 12 23:39:00 2015
Go to VideoHive.com/Rentmas_in_July/ and qualify to win a “sleighful” of previously viewed Christmas-themed horror movies!
Wed Jul 22 19:39:18 2015
I hope you enjoyed the original, censored death sequence for Irina Spalko in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Sun Jul 26 23:39:16 2015
Now, go ahead and call me transphobic if you must, and by “if you must” I mean “if you wouldn’t mind”. Also, feel free to Tweet this with “#transphobic”. ANYTHING to get new readers!
Sun Aug 2 23:39:18 2015
My own 'taking a huge dump' tune is the 'Chicken Tonight' jingle.
Sun Sep 6 23:39:13 2015
Man O' War tastes a lot like Chicken O' War, I hear.
Sun Sep 13 23:41:15 2015
Badasses don't use rolling luggage. They LUG.
Sun Sep 20 23:41:03 2015
Squints turning down weed? The chances of that happening are so small that Squints-smoking-weed-when-offered qualifies as a Universal physical constant (S). Seriously… you can calibrate your Geiger counters according to it.
Sun Oct 4 23:39:10 2015
Oddly enough, the donut shop is most famous for it's plain, salty glazed.
Wed Oct 21 21:41:44 2015
Spaghetti and Meatballs were both raised on a compound in Idaho. Spaghetti has been questioning his upbringing for a while now, which makes Thanksgivings kind of awkward, since only Meatballs is invited back each year.
Wed Dec 30 23:40:24 2015
Waitress, can I have a booster seat for my friend and the number of a good lawyer, please?
Wed Mar 16 19:40:33 2016
Guess the right number of Clarissas and win a handful to keep!
Tue Apr 5 13:40:39 2016
SPACE 2016
Thu Apr 7 13:41:15 2016
SPACE 2016
Wed Apr 20 13:40:36 2016
Flower Power!
Mon May 2 16:43:43 2016
Cheap Bastard
Wed May 11 16:39:22 2016
Comic Comeback
Thu Jun 2 23:39:04 2016
Squints used to listen to KLAM's Cuckoo Zoo Crew, but found them a touch to gonzo for his liking.
Thu Jun 9 23:40:46 2016
Beepo is concerned that he is turning into a Navi.
Thu Jun 16 23:39:12 2016
What do YOU pour over your cereal? MOO COW TITTY JUICE??
Fri Jun 24 10:12:05 2016
Looks like Beepo ran out of Dijonaise again!
Thu Jun 30 23:39:14 2016
“In the post-Catastrophe nation of New Paradise, the Oppressors rule with an iron fist and an iron law: We are Master, You are Slave. But deep within that society’s concrete ghettos, an ember of rebellion burns in the heart of Peter-6567 (Noah Hathaway). Though only a lowly garbage sorter, Peter has dreams of escaping to the rumored Joyful State with his beloved Wendy-88 (Paige French), a narco-addicted “pleasure pal”. With laser cameras following his every move, Peter hatches a bold plan to rescue Wendy and escape his city through its labyrinth of toxic sewers. But if they are caught, a fate worse than death awaits them: a visit to Building L, where those who threaten rebellion are transformed into the human husks known as… the Surrenderers.” (Running time 1hr, 45 min.)
Thu Jul 7 23:39:11 2016
If any reader feels like visiting the Hive Mind after watching Aaron's waggling butt, why don't you just give your mother a call instead? She'd love to hear from you!
Thu Jul 14 23:39:13 2016
Beepo himself actually voted for Prop 12, misbelieving that it was to support free clown 'zines. (Beepo's own 'zine, Rubber Nosin', would really have benefited from more local support.)
Thu Jul 21 23:39:12 2016
Don't be offended by the child licking the window. It tastes like snozzberries.
Thu Jul 28 23:39:18 2016
Most people think a clown's hooks are for dragging you into the sewer, but science tells us they actually evolved so that clowns could scale the sides of buildings and crawl inside through a child's bedroom window.
Thu Aug 4 23:39:24 2016
Roadkill had been sharing his travels with a scrappy German Shepherd, but Roadkill was only using him to get the dog's neckerchief for his bindle.
Thu Aug 11 23:39:09 2016
In Beepo's defense, Marina DID overreact, because 1) that peanut M&M fell down her cleavage by accident, and 2) Beepo asked Marina to return it before he pulled it out himself.
Fri Aug 19 12:38:27 2016
The Burt's Bees people have been working on a shampoo for the Hive Mind, with no success. He won't be satisfied until they can make it pear scented!
Fri Aug 26 16:42:33 2016
Please stop e-mailing me your theories that the Hive Mind is an evolved form of a Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop character. It just isn't true. (Or IS IT??)
Fri Sep 2 23:41:00 2016
When in upstate New York, visit the Triple/Triple, Buffalo's #1 coffee shop and PokeStop! This week's special: the Mocha Machoke!
Fri Sep 9 01:39:18 2016
Other tools of control invented by the Hive Mind: Kerplunk, Connect Four and Mr. Bucket. The number of rhesus monkeys who died in the development of Mr. Bucket would bring tears to your eyes.
Fri Sep 16 19:39:33 2016
Roadkill can't seem to walk out of that desert! But he thanks God for all the manna that He keeps sending him (in the form of scorpions and porcupine carcasses).
Fri Sep 23 19:39:37 2016
Oh no! Not the bees! Not the bees!! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!! ARRRGGGHHH! ARRRGGGGHHHH! HWUUUURRRRGGGHHHH... oh wait, it was just an eyelash.
Sat Oct 1 19:39:21 2016
Actually, Josh Trank's Fantastic Four was ISIS's last straw. They've seen Doctor Doom ruined once too often, and now America MUST fall.
Wed Oct 5 23:39:14 2016
Actually, Josh Trank's Fantastic Four was ISIS's last straw. They've seen Doctor Doom ruined once too often, and now America MUST fall.
Thu Oct 6 23:39:25 2016
The recycle bin bottle collectors call the floor of Beepo's apartment 'The Glass Xanadu'.
Sun Oct 16 19:39:12 2016
The new Wieners 'N Buns keeps the original venue's memory alive with it's 'Louiseville Slugger' brat, named after Louis Shempworth, the establishment's popular bouncer (Many restaurant patrons also wrongly believe that the 'Porkwand Thunderstick' is a reference to one of the strip club's dancers. It isn't, but it is a little spicey, so watch out!)
Wed Nov 2 19:39:14 2016
The new Wieners 'N Buns keeps the original venue's memory alive with it's 'Louiseville Slugger' brat, named after Louis Shempworth, the establishment's popular bouncer (Many restaurant patrons also wrongly believe that the 'Porkwand Thunderstick' is a reference to one of the strip club's dancers. It isn't, but it is a little spicey, so watch out!)
Sun Nov 13 23:39:07 2016
There is no dark side of the moon anymore. Citizens of the future have no idea what Pink Floyd was going on about.
Tue Nov 15 23:40:31 2016
You're about to find out what happens when you don't throw out that bag of liquified celery.
Fri Nov 18 19:39:14 2016
Did you notice the naked woman or the liquified corpse first? Your answer determines whether or not you are a psychopath.
Thu Nov 24 10:27:29 2016
Things don't even get this kinky on Risa! Of course, that planet is a little different since the immigrants from Protestant-7 started showing up.
Tue Nov 29 23:39:25 2016
Things don't even get this kinky on Risa! Of course, that planet is a little different since the immigrants from Protestant-7 started showing up.
Thu Dec 8 23:39:30 2016
'Bee Man and Wiener Boy' is also the third and final album released by the ska band The Penasacola Airhorns.
Sun Dec 11 23:39:03 2016
The Maru's fuel tanks were designed to transport highly unstable Andorian ska.
Mon Dec 12 01:39:11 2016
The Maru's fuel tanks were designed to transport highly unstable Andorian ska.
Thu Dec 22 23:41:20 2016
Oddly, being covered in liquid crewmate is still considered less traumatic than seeing the same crewmate turned into a styrofoam cube and crushed before your eyes.
Tue Dec 27 23:39:16 2016
Last Thin Dime Imitation Ripple: When staggering home requires a detour to visit a homeless man with a pretty mouth!
Tue Jan 3 13:40:45 2017
Those rings will later fly off to become the famous 'explosion rings' of Praxis, Alderaan and the first Death Star!
Tue Jan 10 19:39:19 2017
Last ass shot for a while! Enjoy it!
Sat Jan 14 19:39:24 2017
Thus begins the thinly disguised epic of how Your Cartoonist lost his virginity.
Sun Jan 22 16:39:13 2017
A computer that needs a tampon? Maybe it could use an...iPad! THANK YOU! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Thu Feb 2 23:39:10 2017
Although Beepo is dressed as a hot dog, the hobo is actually imagining him as a giant roasted chicken.
Thu Feb 9 13:40:43 2017
Gavin and Randy Newman are also working on the soundtrack for Toy Story 4: 'Build the Lego Wall!'
Sun Feb 12 23:39:11 2017
Don't blame Enkin for being confused. 90% of humanoid species pee with their tongues, but only one shits with their ears. Why do you think everyone hates the Ferengi?
Sun Feb 26 23:41:08 2017
The hobo is eating Vagabond's Choice baked beans, the only one with a pig's trotter in every can!
Sun Mar 5 23:40:44 2017
Think of how cool this scene will look in Lego Kobayashi Maru (hitting theaters in 2019!)
Sun Mar 19 23:41:11 2017
The bad blood between the Federation of Houseplants and the Clingwrap Empire will be a major theme of this strip going forward!
Sat Apr 1 23:41:21 2017
Tau Ceti III on the other hand... nobody wants THEM on their team. They pick their nose, and they are always talking about Babylon 5 and why can't J.J. Abrams make a kick ass version of that, huh???
Tue Apr 4 23:41:48 2017
Crows agree: the occipital lobe is the tenderest part of the brain!
Tue Apr 11 21:41:18 2017
Zardoz Speaks to YOU!
Sun Apr 30 23:41:02 2017
Oh, don't worry about the free admission.... Flap-O-Con will make plenty of money from the sales of soft pretzels, be-LIEVE me!
Fri May 5 07:41:24 2017
Is Lt. Lomax breaking the Fourth Wall? Even the Traveller never did that!!
Fri May 12 23:41:18 2017
I have one of my great aunts living in MY wall.
Wed May 24 13:41:10 2017
Dorian plantains are all GMO. I only eat organic BOLIAN plantains.
Sun Jun 4 23:42:41 2017
Please remember to spay and neuter your mowglis.
Wed Jun 7 01:42:43 2017
Crewman Flax traded a Pinkfloydian jigglypuff to get that septipod.
Sun Jun 18 19:40:22 2017
Crewman Flax traded a Pinkfloydian jigglypuff to get that septipod.
Sun Jun 18 23:40:30 2017
Throwing up on a loved one's head is actually the first step in the Bolian mating ritual. (Thanks Trekipedia!)
Mon Jun 19 01:40:13 2017
Throwing up on a loved one's head is actually the first step in the Bolian mating ritual. (Thanks Trekipedia!)
Thu Jun 22 16:40:24 2017
Throwing up on a loved one's head is actually the first step in the Bolian mating ritual. (Thanks Trekipedia!)
Sun Jun 25 23:41:33 2017
It's like Beepo woke up in an autistic pornographer's vision of the Land of Oz.
Tue Jul 4 07:41:14 2017
Please someone tell me that 'Black Coffee In Bed' is Trump's favorite song so I can hate it that much more.
Sun Jul 9 23:41:09 2017
Kwar SHOULD be using a thrombic modulator, but he forgot to recharge the dilithium batteries.
Mon Jul 10 23:41:16 2017
Kwar SHOULD be using a thrombic modulator, but he forgot to recharge the dilithium batteries.
Thu Jul 20 23:41:14 2017
My favorite Klug phrase is 'G'Ook MaT Ha'kkA': 'It is always a good day to include more kale in your diet!'
Mon Jul 31 01:41:07 2017
Lumberjack Breakfast later died after he was trapped in his winter cabin during the Blizzard of '84, and after fending off starvation for weeks by eating his hat, his beard and his dog, Scrapple.
Tue Aug 1 23:41:45 2017
If you must know: It's Weeping Angel/Butterworth and Jam Jar Binks.
Wed Aug 2 23:42:43 2017
If you must know: It's Weeping Angel/Butterworth and Jam Jar Binks.
Fri Aug 18 16:41:08 2017
Fortunately, Rice did not mispronounce his greeting as 'G'ork kom, oork!' ('I would enjoy a bit of fisting.')
Thu Aug 24 23:42:08 2017
Those winged hearts are actually Talaxian leech bats, scourge of five hundred worlds!
Sat Aug 26 16:41:10 2017
Those winged hearts are actually Talaxian leech bats, scourge of five hundred worlds!
Fri Sep 1 13:41:37 2017
Hiroji Kiyotake's brief stint as a concept artist for the Strawberry Shortstack cartoon series can also be seen in Shortstack's rarely-used Morph Ball attack.
Sat Sep 2 19:41:26 2017
Hiroji Kiyotake's brief stint as a concept artist for the Strawberry Shortstack cartoon series can also be seen in Shortstack's rarely-used Morph Ball attack.
Thu Sep 7 23:42:20 2017
In Moji's culture, the rules for privacy are expressed through the old saying: 'You can pick your friends and you can pick your brain, but you can't pick your friend's brain!'
Thu Sep 14 23:43:23 2017
Sadly, Moji can never assume MY ideal female form. There simply aren't enough tentacles in the galaxy.
Fri Sep 22 16:41:14 2017
Beepo experimented with a catchphrase too. 'Stifle your screams... it's Beepo!' ultimately did not test well
Sat Sep 23 19:43:37 2017
Beepo experimented with a catchphrase too. 'Stifle your screams... it's Beepo!' ultimately did not test well
Mon Oct 9 16:41:34 2017
Lt. Lomax thought the container came furnished. He is now regretting his non-refundable security deposit.
Fri Oct 20 23:42:49 2017
Beeyoobs: The Final Frontier!
Sat Oct 21 01:48:54 2017
Beeyoobs: The Final Frontier!
Thu Oct 26 23:41:19 2017
X-Ray machines in the 23rd century are a LOT more thorough!
Mon Nov 6 16:41:10 2017
Brie Macanerney once ate a yogurt belonging to the voice of Fluttershy on MLP. Since then, she has never been allowed to voice anything better than an Earth pony.
Mon Nov 6 19:41:08 2017
Brie Macanerney once ate a yogurt belonging to the voice of Fluttershy on MLP. Since then, she has never been allowed to voice anything better than an Earth pony.
Mon Nov 6 21:41:41 2017
Brie Macanerney once ate a yogurt belonging to the voice of Fluttershy on MLP. Since then, she has never been allowed to voice anything better than an Earth pony.
Sun Nov 12 19:42:41 2017
My favorite episode is #202, where Limp Biscuit transforms into Scotti Biscotti after coming to terms with his attraction to Link Sausage.
Sun Nov 12 21:41:37 2017
My favorite episode is #202, where Limp Biscuit transforms into Scotti Biscotti after coming to terms with his attraction to Link Sausage.
Sun Nov 19 19:41:20 2017
The guy in the gimp suit is ME. That is my original cosplay character 'Dark Roast'. Fuck your judgemental asses.
Mon Nov 27 16:41:10 2017
Brie MacAnerney was given the prestigious 'LGB is A-OK!' award at the 2015 Kids' Choice Awards for her performance as a bisexual gumdrop on Adventure Time.
Mon Dec 4 01:41:09 2017
Tips to protect yourself from the various Dark Fandoms: Flapjacks turn to salt under the noonday sun, Bronies burn when touched with iron, Whovians cannot enter a room with a cat in it, and Whedonites will turn to mushrooms if you strike them with a copper ladle.
Sat Dec 16 23:41:24 2017
ReNu and Redbull: for a weekend you will never forget.
Sun Jan 14 23:41:23 2018
Broom Closet alert thresholds— Level 1 (Blue): Equivalent to Fred Basset humping a leg; Level 2 (Orange): Equivalent to Garfield leaving a visible turd in his sandbox and/or commenting on how Jew’s control the lasagna industry; Level 3 (Red): Equivalent to Fred Basset humping a hooker; Level 4 (Black): Equivalent to Finn the Human asking Jake to assume the form of a nude Prince Gumball; Level 5 (Ultraviolet): Fred Basset has cut off his ankle monitor and is driving towards a nursing school.
Sun Jan 21 23:41:21 2018
Please don't ask about my Al Jaffee nipples.
Thu Jan 25 13:41:24 2018
Really? There aren't enough gags in the art, I have to write something funny in the hovertext too??
Thu Feb 1 23:41:31 2018
That party also had some kick-ass cheesecake! And it was SUPERMARKET cheesecake! How great is our cheesecake technology??
Sat Feb 24 23:41:15 2018
Meet The Peeker!
Sun Feb 25 23:41:35 2018
Peek 1
Mon Feb 26 23:41:24 2018
If you use a magnifying glass you will see that I accurately rendered every detail of those universes right down to the planetary scale. Go ahead, check! CHECK!
Tue Feb 27 23:41:33 2018
Other side effects of exposure to negative universes include dry mouth and frosted nipples. Ask your doctor if a negative universe is right for you.
Wed Feb 28 23:44:38 2018
Eagle Eye's powers include Eyes of the Eagle, Ears of the Fox and, regrettably, Skin of the Tortoise.
Thu Mar 1 23:41:21 2018
Peek the First 5
Sun Mar 4 23:41:15 2018
Peek the First 6
Mon Mar 5 23:41:36 2018
He had a brief fling with a Funyun, but all the while he was still thinking of her.
Tue Mar 6 23:41:20 2018
Peek the First 8
Wed Mar 7 23:41:16 2018
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Thu Mar 8 23:41:29 2018
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Sun Mar 11 23:41:15 2018
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Mon Mar 12 23:41:18 2018
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Tue Mar 13 23:41:23 2018
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Wed Mar 14 23:41:21 2018
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Thu Mar 15 23:41:15 2018
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Sun Mar 18 23:41:14 2018
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Mon Mar 19 23:41:17 2018
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Tue Mar 20 23:47:39 2018
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Wed Mar 21 23:41:23 2018
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Thu Mar 22 23:41:20 2018
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Sun Mar 25 23:41:17 2018
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Mon Mar 26 23:41:22 2018
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Tue Mar 27 23:41:28 2018
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Thu Mar 29 23:41:25 2018
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Sun Apr 1 23:41:21 2018
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Mon Apr 2 23:41:15 2018
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Tue Apr 3 23:41:13 2018
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Wed Apr 4 23:41:14 2018
Peek the First 29
Thu Apr 5 23:41:26 2018
Peek the First 30
Mon Apr 9 13:41:22 2018
And when you look at that Obama 'Hope' poster with those glasses? Brace yourself.... It says 'Hopeless'. Alien bastards!!
Mon Apr 16 01:41:18 2018
(And it's not even a holiday!)
Sun Apr 22 23:41:21 2018
Air today is 1% plastic. That's why your burps smell like Hefty bags.
Wed May 2 19:41:19 2018
My favorite part of the movie was when all the heroes dried up and blew away. So many sequels that now will never come to pass. Thank you, Thanos!
Mon May 7 21:41:17 2018
No, foolish mortal, it is not 'magic' that enables the Peeker to float thusly, but a 2000 kHz pillow field of anti-tachyons that emerges from the Peeker's body (as IF by magic) whenever he eats disco fries!
Thu May 10 23:41:17 2018
I'd tell you what's up MY ass but it would violate a NDA I have with the Acme Giant Rubber Fist Corporation.
Sun May 13 23:41:12 2018
Other celestial artifacts in the Peeker's collection: The WiiMote of Wonder, The Sega Genesis Device, and the Nintendo Infinity Glove.
Thu May 17 23:41:17 2018
There are plenty of Wakandan exports that I DO enjoy, like their Ben & Jerry's flavor, 'T'Challa The Above', and their new ride at Six Flags, 'The Thrillmonger'. I mean, yes, those are licensed products and not cultural exports, but then again, how am I supposed to afford a vibranium appointed clutch purse from Goyard?
Tue May 22 16:41:32 2018
Please note: The Peeker's spectacular pyrotechnic display was powered entirely by renewable energy sources. Go Green!
Thu May 31 16:41:29 2018
Your eyes aren't deceiving you: that IS the Noid!
Sat Jun 9 13:41:23 2018
The minibar is there for whenever the Peeker would like a space Snapple or a cosmic Coke or some logorithmic lime and jalapeno cashews or some cheddar dusted...um...cold fusion pretzels.
Wed Jun 13 23:41:19 2018
The Hope Diamond was also up for that role in The Dark Crystal, but the producers thought she was 'too ethnic.'
Sun Jun 17 23:42:29 2018
I know you are stunned: Granitor without General Traag by his side?? All I can tell you is that on the cocktail party circuit, Granitor has been calling him 'General Traagfunkel'.
Sun Jun 24 23:41:32 2018
Today's strip is a faithful adaptation of my last trip to the dentist (minus the public nudity).
Sun Jul 1 23:41:38 2018
'You see Nick, we're looking for someone who can play the role with nuance. We need a sort of understated intensity... think Timothy Hutton in 'Ordinary People'. I guess what I'm really saying is.. what's with the football helmet?'
Sun Jul 8 23:41:28 2018
The first time Boulder tried this transformation, he turned into an ambulance. Stanislavsky's 'My Life In Art' changed everything.
Sun Jul 15 23:41:36 2018
'And as for my dressing... do you have light molten lava?'
Sun Jul 22 23:41:30 2018
Cock out with your rocks out!
Sun Jul 29 23:41:36 2018
In the scandal of the evening, the Thing (widely considered the Richard Linklater of his industry) was snubbed and did not win Best Director, despite strong buzz for his 'Construction Zone' trilogy-- Bricklayer, Sement Mixer and Cumcrete-- filmed back-to-back over a 72 hour period.
Mon Aug 6 16:41:30 2018
Crys' career began to nosedive shortly after he lost the title role in Curse of the Pink Panther. He was last seen in Die Another Day, embedded in Zao's face.
Mon Aug 13 19:41:44 2018
The boy in panel two just saw A Serbian Movie.
Sun Aug 19 23:41:30 2018
Actually, pundits believe it was Ralph Nader who cost Dirk Courage the election on his second attempt.
Sun Aug 26 23:43:24 2018
North Korea is also apparently developing weaponized furniture, including an ergonomic desk chair equipped with a napalm thrower and Ultra Glide® casters.
Tue Aug 28 23:43:15 2018
The child was delivering the bugs' ultimatum: unconditional surrender.
Sun Sep 2 17:02:38 2018
The child was delivering the bugs' ultimatum: unconditional surrender.
Sun Sep 2 23:41:03 2018
The Spiral Zone's armored recliner sector, however, was hit hard by the upholstery crash of 2006.
Sun Sep 9 23:41:02 2018
Coffee is $6.00 a cup??? Thanks, Overlord!
Sun Sep 16 23:41:28 2018
You are warned: what follows ain't no Kids Club.
Sun Sep 23 23:43:56 2018
Someday I will tell you of the tragic events that befell the Duke of Doubt when he was still the Duke of Confidence.
Mon Oct 1 13:42:25 2018
From the Game of Buns wiki: ''Bastards born in the northern kIngdom are given the surname 'Beef', while those born in the south are given the surname name 'Kids Meal'.''
Mon Oct 8 01:41:04 2018
The tale of Lord Burger Thing is a sad one. His tomatoes were cut off when he was but a slider.
Sun Oct 14 23:20:49 2018
When the shakes turn from chocolate to vanilla, the Citadel announces that winter has come.
Sun Oct 21 23:21:17 2018
Is Marcellus Wallace's soul in that pouch??
Sun Oct 28 23:21:12 2018
Some keepers of burger lore believe that the Gobblins can also survive on onion rings for up to two weeks. However, since the Wizard of Rings lost his Onion Amulet during the Quickening of Gorzaxh, that is not really an option here (DURR!). So please stop e-mailing me about it!!
Sun Nov 4 23:19:45 2018
The Wizard considered saying ''I name thee.... FOOLIUS CAESAR!'', but he tried it out on a few of his friends and it just didn't play.
Sun Nov 11 23:20:01 2018
Only now that the comic is printed do I realize that I should have replaced ''Too bad!'' with ''Have it your way!'' I am a fraud. Don't give me your money anymore.
Mon Nov 19 14:13:38 2018
The Duke of Doubt's final doubt-cast was that people would forgive HBO for rushing through season 7 of GOT.
Thu Nov 22 12:22:52 2018
Happy Thanksgiving!
Sun Nov 25 23:22:42 2018
Like cola was the anti-Jolt. If the two ever came into contact, they would annihilate each other, leaving behind nothing but a puddle of RC.
Wed Dec 5 17:19:45 2018
Ironically, the only major 80s icon missing from this cover is Waldo. (Maybe the CHUD ate him.)
Wed Dec 19 17:21:12 2018
Hea-vy-boots-of-lead! Fills his victims full of---CANDY! (Surprise!)
Sun Dec 23 23:21:10 2018
The Apocalypse: so KAWAII!
Tue Jan 1 23:19:50 2019
Sand: It's course, it's rough, and it gets everywhere! EVERYWHERE!
Mon Jan 7 12:19:51 2019
''Everybody out! And keep your trained parrots away from my barbecued chicken!''
Tue Jan 15 12:19:47 2019
The new batch of 2018 presidential candidates has arrived!
Tue Jan 22 17:20:07 2019
Those boobs will be the subject of an upcoming ''Most Satisfying Videoin the World'' video!
Sun Jan 27 23:19:50 2019
Technology in the future has not progressed very far. That wall screen TV is only 3G.
Mon Feb 4 12:19:47 2019
Kwar's dandruff is pretty hardcore.
Mon Feb 11 12:19:59 2019
''Alright, here is your New Chicago-style deep dish space pizza. I know it looks like a bunch of crap in a recycle bin... but that's space for you!''
Sun Feb 17 23:19:49 2019
Can you find: a boot, a cat, a spatula, an IUD, six strips of veggie bacon and a Wiimote?
Sun Feb 24 23:19:47 2019
''Auditions for our community theater's production of Dog Sees God begin at noon sharp! Don't be late, and we already have our Schroder!
Sun Mar 3 23:19:59 2019
No child welcomes a visit from the Toothpaste Man.
Wed Mar 13 17:19:57 2019
Galactus stopped by, took a bite out of the moon, realized it was cajun style and moved on to Io.
Sun Mar 24 23:19:55 2019
Yes, Roadkill is flushing paper towels. He always carries them with him to handle his Brawny shits.
Mon Mar 25 05:20:19 2019
Yes, Roadkill is flushing paper towels. He always carries them with him to handle his Brawny shits.
Thu Mar 28 21:20:12 2019
Roadkill doesn't have pants, so how does he dry his hands after he uses the air dryer?
Mon Apr 1 17:19:54 2019
Roadkill considered giving the movie rights to Jordan Peele, but he really didn't want his story to turn into a surreal satire where the horror is constantly being undermined by humor. When someone is having their face ground off with a power sander, Roadkill doesn't want the audience wondering if it is a metaphor for the opiod crisis.
Mon Apr 8 05:20:00 2019
Roadkill's 2008 Christmas Card was later adapted into the movie Hostel.
Sun Apr 14 23:19:54 2019
The Wisconsin chapter of the Dogs of War MC will be one short tonight at Tiny Joe's 10th Annual Pig Roast and Gang Rape.
Sun Apr 21 23:21:27 2019
Beepo has accidentally grabbed his Rite Aid rewards card and his membership in the Mighty Marvel Marching Society--both of which will still pass muster with the TSA.
Sun Apr 28 23:19:44 2019
''The Gift'' also allows Beepo to know when Squints is about to poach a few Oreos from Beepo's stash.
Sat Aug 3 23:51:39 2019
The Hive Mind has apparently not paid his cable bill this month.
Thu Aug 8 23:20:05 2019
Rejected Broom Closet mottos: "One rabbit hole deeper", "The Twilghtier Zone", "Area 51's real estate agency", "Home of the whopper of a mind fuck".
Thu Aug 15 23:21:35 2019
Lion-O is not such a handful for Snarf, but he does like to throw the N-word around.
Thu Aug 22 23:20:11 2019
"Snakefire" is the kind of name they stick you with when your first choice, "Carlos Von SpaghettiOs", is already taken.
Sun Aug 25 23:20:08 2019
Statistically speaking, Dog Day Afternoon is the most smudged DVD in America. Ironically, the Blu-ray edition is among the least smudged!
Sun Sep 1 23:20:41 2019
Solv: The only evidence-destroying acid endorsed by crown prince Mohammad bin Salman.
Sun Sep 8 23:20:25 2019
For similar results, psychonauts on a budget can use Rush's 2112 and a case of Molsen Golden, or The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway and a vape pen loaded with Mrs. Dash.
Sun Sep 15 23:21:31 2019
Paul Stanley on flute and recorder, Ace Frehely on harp, Gene Simmons on mandolin, and Eric Carr on tambourine and finger chimes.
Sun Sep 22 23:20:12 2019
Castaneda Kush also comes in Tropical Berry Blast and Strawberry Kiwi Splash strains. Toke the Rainbow!®
Sun Sep 29 23:20:10 2019
It's nice to see that Squints has been using the cuticle clippers Beepo got him last Christmas. The guy's cuticles were a WRECK. On a related topic, does anyone think "Cuticles" would make a good name for a PBS cartoon show about baby robots? 'Cuz I'm torn between that and "Baby Bots", and I really need to get this settled before my big pitch meeting.
Sun Oct 6 23:20:20 2019
Other fantasy worlds hiding in your carpet fibers: East Narnia, Lower Middle Earth, Wakanada, Munchkin's Landing Assisted Living Facility, and Dave & Buster's.
Sun Oct 13 23:20:06 2019
Moji's byeewbs are modeled on my own.
Sun Oct 20 23:20:06 2019
That's whatcha get when you use the hernia re-sealanator instead of the osteotractor. Kwar is no Doctor Pulaski, that's for sure!
Sun Oct 27 23:20:04 2019
That should say "Andorian Margarita", but I thought it was too wordy. Other popular space drinks: Sex on the Risian Beach, Rura Penthe Iced Tea, He's Dead Jim and Ginger, Jadzia Daiquiri.
Thu Oct 31 21:25:33 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 1
Fri Nov 1 14:20:25 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 1
Mon Nov 4 14:20:11 2019
Twinkies were outlawed after an experiment crossing them with tribble DNA led to a disaster that was only solved with a 50 light year quarantine zone.
Sun Nov 10 23:21:06 2019
That's not a hairnet. This is the future! It's a selenium fiber disinfectant web.
Thu Nov 14 23:20:36 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 2
Sun Nov 17 23:20:26 2019
The year: 2045. Detroit is finally on the rebound...
Wed Nov 20 21:21:13 2019
The year: 2045. Detroit is finally on the rebound...
Sun Nov 24 23:21:03 2019
"And tell your trained parrots to return my roasted chickens, goddamn yez!!"
Wed Nov 27 23:22:32 2019
Holiday Specials!
Sun Dec 1 23:20:56 2019
"Thunderdome tickets! I got Thunderdome tickets-- good seats, $15 knucklebones a pop!"
Sun Dec 8 23:21:01 2019
"Pulls my finger-- if ya wants me to pulls yer arms off!"
Sun Dec 15 23:20:15 2019
Okay, it's time to be straight with you : I repurposed Aftershock from an unpublished porno comic that Swank thought was just a bit too dirty for their pages.
Third panel (left to right): Susan (Between Friends), mascots for Cracked, Wacko and Sick mgazines.
Mon Dec 16 23:20:09 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 3
Tue Dec 17 23:20:30 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 4
Wed Dec 18 23:25:52 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 4
Sat Dec 21 21:20:21 2019
Clarissa Saves Halloween-Part 5
Mon Dec 23 23:20:35 2019
Godnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight radioactive debris field orbiting the moon.
Sun Dec 29 23:19:54 2019
Today's strip is brought to you by Honeymade®, the official graham cracker of s'mores!
2nd Panel: Tuffolino (aka, Mussolini's Mickey Mouse)
3rd panel (L to R): Beau Peep, Joe Btfsplk, Steve Dallas
Sun Jan 5 23:19:50 2020
Full confesssion: shmoo is not gluten-free.
Sun Jan 12 23:19:39 2020
Pops had to go through this routine several times--A/B testing "I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" and "They're after me Luck Charms"--before he finally landed on the winning line.
Sun Jan 19 23:19:50 2020
EVERYONE is bulletproof! Don't listen to the MSM lies! Pull the trigger! BELIEVE!
Sun Jan 26 23:19:57 2020
Uh oh! Weapon Brown stories often have a lot of tryptophan in them!
Sun Feb 2 23:20:06 2020
Duracell brand toffee: Sparkling with flavor!
2nd panel, L to R: Calvin's uncle Max, Rölf Fusco, Tumbleweeds.
Panel 6: Jazmine Dubois (Boondocks), and a little girl seen in Race For Your Life, Charlie Brown.
Sun Feb 9 23:20:05 2020
Weapon Brown was originally constructed to run on repurposed vegetable oil, but he got tired of that french fry smell.
Sun Feb 16 23:20:19 2020
Ka-Ching! That mildly distressed Foxy Roxy doll is going to fetch a mint on the post-apocalyptic version of EBay (which is called, of course, EThunderdome).
Panel 5: The bullies from "Race For Your Life, Charlie Brown!"
Mon Feb 24 06:21:22 2020
Cyborg farts are spectacular, but no less embarrassing than normie farts.
Sun Mar 1 23:24:44 2020
You CAN look awesome and still drive the speed limit, kids! Weapon Brown says: "Fifty-five saves lives!"
Sat Mar 21 21:20:23 2020
Well, that's ONE WAY to get your point across! (I'm sorry. I never said these would all be winners.)
Panel 4: Hammie from Baby Blues
Thu Mar 26 23:20:01 2020
"Click-it or Ticket" is much more ruthlessly enforced in the future.
Sat Apr 4 17:14:41 2020
The Apocalypse was a huge boon for GWAR tribute band "Sons of Gor Gor".
Mon Apr 6 20:25:57 2020
Why are you touching this image with your cursor?? SIX FEET!!
Sat Apr 11 23:30:09 2020
Please consider the open roads of Plague Zone 18 as your next vacation destination!
Sun Apr 19 02:16:40 2020
Oh shit! The bully put a hole in Chuck's ink tank! There goes $100 worth of Y!
Sun Apr 26 02:17:13 2020
Chuck's Evil Eddie cosplay is sure to be the hit of Comic-Con 2031!
Wed May 6 02:17:22 2020
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Fri May 15 02:17:03 2020
The condition know as "piñata head" is real... but so is HOPE. For more information, visit pinatahead.gov
Wed May 20 02:16:52 2020
If anyone writes me and tells me that I am ripping off Robocop... I will be soooo happy! (I'm very lonely.)
Mon May 25 23:35:30 2020
Ghost Rider? Noooooo! He's... um... Creepy Cruiser! Orrrrr... Spooky Cyclist?
Tue Jun 2 02:16:55 2020
"...Take one down, pass it around, 29 bottles of fermented horse piss on the wall! Twenty-nine bottles... hey, what's that?"
Sat Jun 13 23:07:27 2020
"...And now to have the varicose veins on my tires lasered off!"
Sun Jun 21 23:22:22 2020
Under-the-Chin Lighting: The MSG of dramatic lighting techniques!
Mon Jul 13 06:16:38 2020
Mmmm....crowded!
Wed Jul 15 17:16:45 2020
The high phosphorous content of snorkelwacker shit makes it a farmer's dream! We are obviously in for a good story.
Sat Jul 18 17:16:35 2020
"Can you take a couple of centuries off my face?" he asked.
Fri Jul 24 11:16:39 2020
Yes, those are Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash's wings. I know they are not comic strip characters, but name two famous comic strip birds! I DARE YOU!
Sat Jul 25 17:16:40 2020
Yes, those are Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash's wings. I know they are not comic strip characters, but name two famous comic strip birds! I DARE YOU!
Fri Jul 31 06:16:41 2020
Who? ME! You shoulda seen MY tears when I heard that the release of Tenet was being delayed indefinitely!
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Featured cameos: Billy and the Boingers (aka "DeathTöngue) from Bloom County on stage, Shoulders, Brain and Shaky (Dick Tracy) playing cards, Truffles and Eudora (Peanuts) serving drinks, a frog from Animal Crackers on a plate, and mighty Nebookanezzer (Crock) as a tiki mug.
Sat Aug 8 21:17:35 2020
Look at Chuck's arm in panel one Try to find: A fork, a spoon, a plug, a duck, an umbrella, a pair of eyeglasses, a baked Alaska and the drivetrain to a '68 Chevy Camaro!
Mon Aug 17 06:16:40 2020
I was going to have her riding a Ho-Ho, and then I thought: I'm not a sicko.
Fri Aug 21 06:16:32 2020
Some dogs just can't be curbed. Don't even try.
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Panel 1: Louie Blue (the neon sign that you can't read!), Captain Haddock (from Tintin).
Wed Aug 26 23:16:30 2020
Some guy tried to sell Chuck "cat oil" in place of lip balm, and Chuck made him eat the book he was protecting.
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Panel three: Skip (Intelligent Life) blowing away McPedro (Girls With Slingshots).
Thu Sep 3 21:17:11 2020
Chuck is getting a lot of crap on his shoes in this story!
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Panel two- Bullwinkle
Wed Sep 9 23:17:31 2020
I'd suggest that this strip is taking pace in a Motel 6, but the room is just too darn clean.
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Panel 3: Reference to John Cullen Murphy's "Big Ben Bolt".
Thu Sep 17 06:16:46 2020
Klondike? Clocktower? Cuckold? Brocade? Jock itch? Lock n' load? Talk radio? Blockage? Blood red? Walking Dead?? Rock hound???
Fri Sep 25 06:16:41 2020
I wanted to include the Milwaukee Jitterbug, but I need to hold this strip to a hard "R".
Sat Oct 3 17:16:46 2020
Chuck normally prefers Quaker State for it's low viscosity at high speeds. He is using 3-In-One to punish himself.
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Panel 1: Weapon Brown Aftershock KS campaign donor David Haberman (being run over).
Panel 3: A refugee from Doonsebury in the background.
Tue Oct 6 23:16:40 2020
Finished the damn story! Now *I* am crying dem tears too!
Wed Oct 14 23:16:33 2020
We are all thinking the same thing: When the hell is someone going to break out the marshmallows?
Fri Oct 23 06:16:50 2020
The hooded reveal: shocking audiences since 1906!
Fri Oct 23 17:16:49 2020
The hooded reveal: shocking audiences since 1906!
Sat Oct 24 06:16:41 2020
The hooded reveal: shocking audiences since 1906!
Sun Oct 25 23:16:55 2020
My doctor is concerned that I would have to lose 20 pounds and go vegan for five years just to look like Mr. Clot.
Thu Oct 29 23:16:55 2020
Those are not MEDICAL pot leaves, BTW. Weed is cooler when it is illegal!
Sun Nov 1 23:16:55 2020
Can you name all the magical items I have whimsically placed in Fodder's cart?? There's like-- three. Maybe two--the bowling trophy doesn't count.
Thu Nov 5 23:16:48 2020
The Idodyssey 4
Sun Nov 8 23:16:57 2020
Always eat whatever spotted mushrooms you find. They are ALL psychedelic (if you count the endorphin flood from a dying, asphyxiating brain as a psychedelic experience, which I DO.)
(And by the way, I do *not* want to receive a hundred e-mails from all the mycologists out there who are going to point out that mushrooms and morels are not the same thing. I know that, okay?? I just didn't want to use the word "mushroom" twice. Look, why don't you stick to your spores and leave the wordsmithing to me? Jesus, you people!!)
Mon Nov 9 17:16:45 2020
Always eat whatever spotted mushrooms you find. They are ALL psychedelic (if you count the endorphin flood from a dying, asphyxiating brain as a psychedelic experience, which I DO.)
(And by the way, I do *not* want to receive a hundred e-mails from all the mycologists out there who are going to point out that mushrooms and morels are not the same thing. I know that, okay?? I just didn't want to use the word "mushroom" twice. Look, why don't you stick to your spores and leave the wordsmithing to me? Jesus, you people!!)
Thu Nov 12 23:16:39 2020
And for dessert: brownie brownies! (You know-- brownies made by brownies, the friendly elves of Scottish lore. And yes, they ARE "magic" brownies, in that they are both rich in texture and gluten-free!)
Sun Nov 15 23:16:54 2020
"Blood smog". Feh. Just another fake scroll conspiracy spread by wiztards.
Fri Nov 20 06:16:47 2020
Score: 10, 10, 10, 10, 9 (That's the orc judge.)
Sun Nov 22 23:17:23 2020
Over the Rainbow cocktail: 2 oz rainbow cognac, 1 oz white moon peach liqueur, 1 oz unicorn tears, crushed sapphires (for the rim). Combine ingredients in the golden mixing tin of Issashi, stir with a green icicle from the chin of Niffurrah the frost dragon, and strain mixture into chilled evergoblet from the halls of the fallen kingdom of Once Was.
Thu Nov 26 23:16:48 2020
In the highest tree, a dark owl watched, and judged, and posted photos to Snapchat.
Sat Dec 5 17:16:46 2020
No one tells the tale of "Weapon Brown and the Goblet of Fire" anymore-- not since the author was cancelled.
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Clockwise from lower left: Todd and Ray Smuckles (Achewood), Everett True, Annie Fanny, Torg and Bun-Bun (Sluggy Freelance) Constable Tom and Maurice (Timberland Tales), Arnold (from "Arnold"), Roger Kaputnik (The Lighter Side).
Mon Dec 7 17:16:56 2020
Elliot Page Transgender Reveal Party!
Sun Dec 13 21:16:46 2020
Coming Soon!!
Wed Dec 16 06:16:41 2020
I'm too sleepy for my usual funny hover text. Can't the strip be enough for you this one time?
Wed Dec 23 21:16:39 2020
And to hear that tale, join my Patreon at the $100 level! HAHAHAHA- just kidding! (Seriously though, give me lots of money right away. Do you know how much VR headsets cost?)
Tue Dec 29 17:16:35 2020
The cities of tomorrow all lay in ruins do to the unanticipated consequence of America converting to a green energy economy: deadly heart storms.
Tue Jan 5 21:19:48 2021
Covid has truly wrecked Main Street.
Sat Jan 9 17:17:20 2021
"Request 20% decrease on photo exposure...SIR."
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Panel two: Pat and Sam from Radio Patrol.
Wed Jan 13 06:17:33 2021
Snoop also would have beaten Crokk in Jenga if the dirty sneak hadn't nudged the table.
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Panel four: "Ball of fire!"-- the famous Snuffy Smith exclamation, durr!
Tue Jan 19 21:17:20 2021
Will I ever get this strip posting twice a week?? How is it that leaving out detail DOUBLES the time it takes to finish these pages? It's like if Raisin Bran left you constipated!
Fri Jan 22 21:17:21 2021
Let's just assume that "spak!" was a tried and true Dick Tracy sound effect that I dug up after hours of research.
Sat Jan 23 06:17:09 2021
Let's just assume that "spak!" was a tried and true Dick Tracy sound effect that I dug up after hours of research.
Tue Jan 26 11:19:08 2021
No words! If my mish-mosh of abstract shapes isn't enough for you then go read Dilbert, you alt-right wackos!
Fri Jan 29 06:17:28 2021
What was that helicopter using for fuel? Nitro glycerin??
Wed Feb 3 23:17:27 2021
DUDE! That was the last Bluetooth in existence!!
Mon Feb 8 21:17:04 2021
I would like to thank 7/11's Triple Cheese Ultra Bean Burrito Supreme for today's sound effect (as well as the epic city damage).
Sun Feb 14 23:17:19 2021
Your favorite sushi parlor has been boarded up because of Covid? Chuck's gonna GET you that sushi, son!
Wed Feb 17 23:17:22 2021
That dude is going to need a Tuck's pad.
Tue Feb 23 23:17:16 2021
Ladies and gentlemen: the 2025 Tesla Model FU!
Mon Mar 1 21:18:47 2021
In future-Russia, garbage truck recycles YOU! Hyork hyork hyork... wotta country!
Fri Mar 5 21:17:20 2021
Future boots: They're the stompiest!
Mon Mar 8 06:17:26 2021
Weapon Brown Aftershock 63-ish!
Fri Mar 12 06:17:09 2021
Weapon Brown Aftershock 63
Mon Mar 15 17:17:27 2021
Idiodyssey Sneaky Peaky!
Wed Mar 17 23:17:21 2021
"I'll show YOU who looks like a 2-bit rip-off of the Iron Monger!"
Thu Mar 25 23:18:45 2021
"What... no sound effect for panel two? You're losing it, Yungbluth!"
Fri Apr 2 06:17:32 2021
Biden's infrastructure bill can't come soon enough!
Sun Apr 4 21:17:29 2021
Biden's infrastructure bill can't come soon enough!
Sun Apr 4 23:17:27 2021
I wanted to make the guacamole blue, but I couldn't trust you idiots to understand that it was ANDORIAN guacamole.
Mon Apr 5 17:17:05 2021
I wanted to make the guacamole blue, but I couldn't trust you idiots to understand that it was ANDORIAN guacamole.
Tue Apr 6 23:19:15 2021
Ricotta cheese is a constant on all M-class planets.
Thu Apr 8 23:17:21 2021
This Klingon ritual began as the "rice cake challenge".
Sun Apr 11 23:17:16 2021
Babies pair nicely with a plum port. I do not know this from a great deal of experience.
Wed Apr 14 00:19:15 2021
...And purchase Gyllenhaal's Dewy Frond Body Wash and Mountain Spring All-Over Body Splash at Bed, Bath and Beyond!
Thu Apr 15 23:17:52 2021
Please please PLEASE let me make a Jeremy Irons/Dungeons and Dragons reference! (Wait... who am I talking to?)
Sun Apr 18 23:17:32 2021
Some of you will ask: "Why can't Data just request that they stop the process after the first beaming?" The answer is simple: Shut the fuck up.
Tue Apr 20 23:17:23 2021
Concealed by Squints/Morpheus' hateful balloons: the games "White Colonizers of Catan", "WarScrewdriver 40,000,000,000" and "Go Fluxx Yourself".
Thu Apr 22 23:17:27 2021
I'm sorry to everyone who wanted a Primer reference. I will travel back in time and add it if I can.
Sun Apr 25 23:17:17 2021
Mmmm. Is that nudity I smell?
Tue Apr 27 17:17:32 2021
Emperor’s Throne Room-Stage 2
Tue Apr 27 23:17:32 2021
Emperor’s Throne Room-Stage 3
Wed Apr 28 23:17:31 2021
That kid needs to lay off the nutritional supplements,
Thu Apr 29 23:17:15 2021
Emperor’s Throne Room-Stage 4
Mon May 3 06:17:16 2021
Emperor’s Throne Room-Stage 5
Tue May 4 23:17:12 2021
Chuck has a better attack that he calls his "Elevator Pitch", where he bores his opponent into unconsciousness with his concept for a revival of "Alf" set in the Wild West.
Thu May 13 23:17:26 2021
Place ya bets for what Chuck finds in the can! "Tuna" pays 10 to 1, "Cream of Mushroom Soup" pays 20 to 1, and the bones of Jimmy Hoffa pays a splendiferous 100 to 1!
Wed May 19 06:17:22 2021
Mmmm! I hope that can is filled with delicious albacore tuna!
Mon May 24 17:17:13 2021
I have no idea who this lady is or if she will matter at all in the story, but I do admire her ability to find conditioner in the ruins of a destroyed world.
Thu Jun 3 23:17:40 2021
Dow dow dow--dow dow dow dow--Dow dow dow--dow dow--Dow dow dow--dow dow dow dow--wang wang waaaangggg---ONE PUUUNNNNCCHH!
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Panel 2: Jamie McJack (Girls With Slingshots)
Tue Jun 8 23:18:03 2021
Say goodbye to the last driveable 2024 Honda Roadbutcher ("The streets will be YOURS again", read the ad copy.)
Mon Jun 14 17:17:14 2021
Yeah, I retconned that girl's' fro so that she could be re-created as classic comic strip femme Torchy Brown. What are you going to do about it... take it to the courts?? I OWN the courts!!
Fri Jun 18 21:17:16 2021
Who's using Chuck's sound effect?? That's proprietary!!
Sun Jun 20 23:17:37 2021
"Your underwear... my imagination!"
Thu Jun 24 17:17:28 2021
When-pon Brown?
Wed Jun 30 17:17:23 2021
Would you believe that coming up with the right sound effect often takes longer than writing dialogue?
Tue Jul 6 06:17:20 2021
Wah-wahhhhhhhh!
Wed Jul 14 06:17:05 2021
My poor classic edition Trapjaw action figure modeled for this page. (Sniff.) He's seen better days.
Fri Jul 16 06:17:16 2021
Anyone who points out that I once had Chuck declaim that "no one can dodge plasma" will kindly remember that this story is being told by someone who was *not* an eyewitness, and that anyway, Chuck is no ordinary man.
(There. That oughta shut 'em up.)
(Huh. Probably shouldn't type that part.)
Thu Jul 29 23:17:00 2021
I think that might be the last baseball gag I ever write-- I've exhausted my knowledge of that sport. Seriously: I just checked Wikipedia, and until now I thought there was a puck involved.
Fri Jul 30 06:16:51 2021
I think that might be the last baseball gag I ever write-- I've exhausted my knowledge of that sport. Seriously: I just checked Wikipedia, and until now I thought there was a puck involved.
Thu Aug 5 17:16:58 2021
Chuck is going to have to renegotiate his contract with the Syndicate. Red's mechanical arm has all the best tricks!
Thu Aug 12 21:17:18 2021
Um... I hope we are not about to get a love scene. I am saying this as the writer. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!!
Thu Aug 19 12:16:48 2021
"Here's the World War I Flying Ace trying to get featured on Your Daily Dose of Internet."
Wed Aug 25 21:16:55 2021
Nobody Gets Me 3
Sat Aug 28 21:16:55 2021
Weapon Red heard that Better Call Saul may be delayed until 2023.
Tue Aug 31 23:16:54 2021
Now THAT's a titty twister!
(I'll show myself out.)
Wed Sep 8 23:16:58 2021
Nobody Gets Me 4
Sun Sep 12 23:16:59 2021
Welp, I guess Chuck blew it. Time to go back and see if he can make it work with Molly Volley.
Mon Sep 13 23:17:03 2021
And forever after, Peppermint Patty would be living in the shadow of a red-haired girl.
Thu Sep 23 21:17:35 2021
"Wait! We still need to do the Hustle, the Bump and the Chicken! And whatever other metaphors for fucking I can come up with!""
Fri Sep 24 23:18:35 2021
"Wait! We still need to do the Hustle, the Bump and the Chicken! And whatever other metaphors for fucking I can come up with!""
Sun Sep 26 23:16:55 2021
"I was actually trying to shoot a health pack at you but chose the wrong item from the menu. My bad."
Sat Oct 16 11:39:19 2021
New power unlocked! "Shoulder Lightning"!
Mon Oct 18 06:17:06 2021
That's a waste of good Oxy.
Fri Oct 22 21:16:29 2021
Unfortunately, Little Red has been taken to the #MeToo room.
Sat Oct 30 17:16:38 2021
Kramp is such a prick! He could easily have chosen the chocolate cake.
...
Panel 1: Grossie (Crock), Maiden Gwen (Wizard of Id).
Sun Oct 31 06:16:34 2021
Kramp is such a prick! He could easily have chosen the chocolate cake.
...
Panel 1: Grossie (Crock), Maiden Gwen (Wizard of Id).
Tue Nov 2 23:16:52 2021
Don't go trying that code on your Alexa. You let that bitch off the leash, you'll be neck deep in waterpicks by the end of the week.
Fri Nov 12 06:18:01 2021
Heel turn or face turn?? PLACE YOUR BETS!
Mon Nov 15 21:18:10 2021
These men are in for the smoothest, closest, and yes, most gentle shave that a man can get.
Fri Dec 3 21:17:34 2021
My ink bill is through the roof with these pages. You better goddamn well be appreciating them!
Mon Dec 6 21:17:03 2021
I imagined this page many decades ago, as a small child. Yes, even then Weapon Brown shown like a diamond in my mind. In this page as young Jason conceived it, Chuck shot his blade across the room on a chain, impaling Boogler, who Chuck then yanked towards him growling "GET OVER HERE!". This was in 1991.
I hope, I pray, that what circumstances have forced me to illustrate here at least captures a fragment of the awesomeness that I once hinged my entire future in comics upon.
Oh, and one more thing: FUCK YOU FOREVER, SCORPION!!!!!!
Thu Dec 9 17:16:42 2021
Now THAT'S a bad Rotten Tomato score!
Sun Dec 12 23:16:42 2021
I'm running out of sound effects-- and the new ones I ordered are trapped in a cargo container thanks to President Brandon!!
Sat Dec 18 17:16:54 2021
And thaaaaaatt's how Crokk hurt his neeeeccccck!
(Over 500 pages of Weapon Brown storytelling just to get to this moment! Pour the champagne, boys!)
Thu Dec 23 17:17:15 2021
"Only now do I realize that talking through your problems is the true way to build workplace solidarity."
Thu Dec 30 21:16:47 2021
Weapon Brown Aftershock 104
Thu Jan 6 17:16:32 2022
The prize in future Cracker Jack is a rat. A hungry, two-headed rat. And you must reach in and bring out the prize if you want to join the tribe of the Serpent Riders. (There's also some Emoji lick-and-stick tattoos in there somewhere.)
Wed Jan 12 06:16:40 2022
I went to an "enlightened" elementary school that gave out different letter grades than the standard ones. Believe me: you still feel pretty shitty getting an N-minus.
Thu Jan 13 23:16:35 2022
Pops is actually going to visit the open mic campfire and try out his January 6th jokes.
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Panel 4: Zody (from Zody) and Howland Owl (Pogo).
Fri Jan 21 17:16:25 2022
Peepers didn't know that Pops was auditioning him for a segment on This American Life.
Mon Jan 24 06:16:31 2022
Who hasn't had to deal with a case of arm salad from time to time?
Sat Feb 5 06:16:46 2022
Spoiler: It's Rudy Giuliani!
Sat Feb 5 23:16:41 2022
Pops' face looks like one of those "Doctors beg you to never eat this vegetable!" clickbait ads. Quit clicking on his face already!!
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That's a Bonnie Braids doll (a classic piece of Dick Tracy merch!) and the robot is Rector (from a little known strip called Stainless Steel), decorated to look like the Mark-13 cyborg from the 1990 movie Hardware (which this entire last page is ripping off!)
Sun Feb 6 17:16:44 2022
Pops' face looks like one of those "Doctors beg you to never eat this vegetable!" clickbait ads. Quit clicking on his face already!!
--
That's a Bonnie Braids doll (a classic piece of Dick Tracy merch!) and the robot is Rector (from a little known strip called Stainless Steel), decorated to look like the Mark-13 cyborg from the 1990 movie Hardware (which this entire last page is ripping off!)
Mon Feb 14 17:16:32 2022
Smashing Pumpkins!
Thu Feb 24 23:16:29 2022
The Idiodyssey 15
Sun Mar 13 23:16:23 2022
I thought of having Roadkill--er, "Gyllenhaal"-- do cock push-ups, but then I thought: "Is that really the kind of strip I want Deep Fried to turn into?" And by the time I realized that the answer was "yes", I'd already drawn the strip as you see it. WHY AM I SO FUCKING INDECISIVE??
Wed Mar 23 11:16:21 2022
Roadkill also has a 15" tongue. Again: it is the legend!!
Sun Apr 3 23:16:09 2022
Slow Walkin’ the Kickstarter!
Wed Apr 13 17:16:12 2022
Pan Fried!
Sat Apr 16 21:16:13 2022
Those aren't Doc Martins, they're DON Martins! (Cuz cartoon! Wakka wakka!)
Thu Apr 21 12:16:24 2022
Eric Carr, forgive me. You deserved to be featured. You are the eternal Fox, forever scampering through the underbrush of Rock history.
Thu Apr 28 17:16:20 2022
Deep into the Posioned Vale of Doom
Whose slabs form many a hero's tomb
We must away, your guts to display
And win Twitter likes from your kaboom!
Sun May 8 21:16:22 2022
Any similarity to piles of shit living or dead is purely coincidental.
Mon May 16 23:16:56 2022
"I saw a world where "Beth" won a Grammy!"
Tue May 17 06:16:16 2022
"I saw a world where "Beth" won a Grammy!"
Tue May 31 06:16:15 2022
The air of the Poisoned Vale is also thick with the stench of butterscotch... and don't say that it couldn't start to get on your nerves after a while!
Tue Jun 7 23:16:16 2022
Any Mary Katherine Gallagher fans here? How about you, Sandler? Did you think nobody noticed that you never tossed a bone to a single chick from your SNL class?? I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Sun Jun 19 17:16:18 2022
Sadly, according to the dietary laws outlined in the High Book of Faerie (obligatory on Gwylfs, Munchkins and some Gelflings), Gyllenhaal is forbidden to eat the flesh of "orcs that spliteth the hoof". Otherwise you can be sure would be doggin' on that green bacon!
Tue Jul 5 17:17:14 2022
Always chew your dunglings 30 times before swallowing.
Tue Jul 12 06:17:07 2022
Three, two, one.. NUUURHH! Time's up! It's Jeffrey Epstein!
Tue Jul 12 17:16:22 2022
Three, two, one.. NUUURHH! Time's up! It's Jeffrey Epstein!
Wed Jul 27 17:16:13 2022
(Don't tell Fodder, but those are the corpses of Mini Me, Tyrion Lannister and the Lollipop Guild floating in that sewage.)
Mon Aug 8 06:46:53 2022
Poor Gwildor. No one has ever asked for a shot of courage from Gwildor.
Thu Aug 18 06:18:55 2022
Blackwell's castle is also a Halloween Superstore.
Fri Aug 26 17:16:17 2022
Is it just me, or does Blackwell look like Eugene Levy?
Wed Aug 31 21:16:31 2022
That haircut told me to bet on Gramma's Crusty Undies to place in the Belmont Stakes, and now I am eating oysters and soft shell crab every night! Trust the hair!
Sun Sep 4 23:16:34 2022
It takes balls to be part of a mindless mob too, y'know. Can we stop with all the mob-shaming?
Sun Sep 18 23:16:16 2022
At this point, if you haven't bought and listened to Music From the Elder, I don't think you are real fan. (Keep buying my flith, 'tho!)
Tue Sep 20 23:16:14 2022
Squints' recommendations for albums tailored to your spiritual journey needs: "Tusk" (recently divorced), "Frampton Comes Alive" (leaving Scientology), "Bat Out of Hell "(diabetes diagnosis), "Baby Beluga" (alcoholic parent).
Fri Sep 30 21:16:16 2022
Wait... what? I thought Beepo was driving off to register as a poll watcher in Georgia! Guys, I have no idea what is happening here.
Fri Oct 7 17:16:17 2022
I donated $50 to Cumfuck's campaign. Gay conversion therapy should be the parents' choice.
Tue Oct 11 17:16:24 2022
Wasn't the Bi-partisan Safer Communities Act supposed to prevent these situations? Oh well... back to the drawing board!
Fri Oct 28 17:16:36 2022
“It’s The Great Pumpkin, Weapon Brown!” -7
Sat Nov 5 17:16:40 2022
Zed-7, Time Tourist: Zap Happy
Sun Nov 13 23:16:47 2022
It’s the Great Turkey, Weapon Brown!
Mon Dec 12 17:17:57 2022
Oh Snap snap!
Fri Jan 6 17:16:22 2023
2023, Y’all!!
Sat Jan 14 17:16:22 2023
The Sin Room 1
Mon Feb 6 06:16:29 2023
Designing the Spice Crawler took a lot of time, but I finally settled on an interesting (if impractical) six-legged walker with a pinwheel-like bucket wheel to collect the spice.
Wed Feb 8 06:16:24 2023
My idea for the stillsuits is that they are tight fitting, with water tubes outlining the muscles. For the spice crawler, I am taking some stylistic cues from Chris Foss's concept art for Jodorowsky's Dune.
Sat Feb 11 17:16:30 2023
People are very strange these days.
Tue Feb 14 17:16:35 2023
Be Mine-1
Wed Feb 15 21:16:32 2023
Be Mine-1
Wed Feb 15 23:16:49 2023
Be Mine-1
Thu Feb 16 06:16:35 2023
Be Mine-1
Thu Feb 16 23:17:37 2023
I made the spicecrawler resemble an insect so that the sandworm would be like an ant lion to it. (I also wish I had more pages to show off my design for Gurney Halleck.)
Sun Feb 19 23:16:46 2023
Baron Harkonnen is known to covet Duke Leto's signet ring. It made me think that the rings he wears might all be trophies of some kind.
Fri Feb 24 17:17:38 2023
David Lynch established the definitive Baron Harkonnen as a foul, pustulant pig. It was hard to resist going in that direction for my own interpretation, so I let the book guide me. In the Dune novel, the Baron is described as grotesquely fat, but also a man of taste. I decided that I would model him on Henry VIII, with touches of a Caribbean pirate and a Middle Eastern oil sheik. I chose not to hide his suspensor harness under his clothes, but put the burdensome apparatus (complete with hovering "balloons") right on top.
Wed Mar 1 17:17:21 2023
Piter DeVries is the Baron's mentat vizier, a human computer. Mentats drink "juice of saphoo" to increase their mental power, and the juice stains their lips red. I Imagine that this "juice" is actually the spice-saturated blood and snot that trickles out of their nose when they snort melange (which I have depicted here).
Fri Mar 10 21:17:22 2023
The author of the Fluffy Bunnytoes YA novels got on the wrong side of the "+" constituency of "LGBT+".
Mon Mar 20 23:17:26 2023
My original intent for this pantomime story was to show Hellboy consulting this old Mexican witch for a case he is investigating. Then it occurred to me: She IS the case! BOOM!
Tue Mar 21 17:17:23 2023
My original intent for this pantomime story was to show Hellboy consulting this old Mexican witch for a case he is investigating. Then it occurred to me: She IS the case! BOOM!
Mon Apr 3 17:17:21 2023
Choose Unicorn Dreams brand sparkling mucilage for all your ruined holiday memories!
Sun Apr 9 23:19:08 2023
It is surprisingly hard to draw the weird segments of Hellboy's fingers curled into a fist. (Even odder when you consider that his stone hand is essentially the same as Crokk's fist. You would think I'd have this nailed by now!) The creature Hellboy is fighting is a chupacabra.
Fri Apr 28 17:17:26 2023
I can't even.
Thu May 11 21:17:15 2023
Clarissa's cursive is still far and away better than my own.
Tue Jun 6 23:17:29 2023
Be Mine-5
Wed Jun 7 17:17:44 2023
Be Mine-5
Tue Jul 11 21:16:22 2023
Be Mine-6
Fri Jul 21 17:16:18 2023
Be Mine-7
Tue Aug 1 06:16:28 2023
Based on a real valentine I received once. From my mom.
Thu Aug 17 17:16:22 2023
"Happyheart Bear Saves the Forest Friends... But At What Cost?"-- available on Blu-Ray September 1st!
Mon Aug 28 06:16:45 2023
Too many pink nougats will do that to you.
Sun Sep 10 23:16:39 2023
Opposite Day seems like just another Hallmark holiday these days, doesn't it?
Thu Sep 14 12:16:50 2023
Opposite Day seems like just another Hallmark holiday these days, doesn't it?
Sat Sep 23 17:16:50 2023
I know what you are thinking: Does Monique have a brownie in her lunch box and what can I trade her for it?
Wed Oct 11 17:16:47 2023
Where’s Clarissa??
Fri Oct 20 21:16:48 2023
Mmm.... I miss feeling the texture of those dodgeballs on my face. They were like a kiss from an angry angel!
Sat Oct 28 17:16:52 2023
If that ain't at least 2-ply, she should ghost him.
Tue Nov 21 17:17:08 2023
Can YOU name all the thinly veiled copyright violations? There's five! Correctly identify them all and win a bottle of Saurian brandy!
Wed Nov 29 21:17:15 2023
You had the chance to stop me, but you stayed silent. All these years, you stayed silent. This is your fault.
Thu Dec 7 17:17:19 2023
Asparagus' games: Derpcraft, Sugar Smash, Five Afternoons at Chunky Cheddar's, and Vincenzobuggy 64.
Wed Dec 20 17:16:59 2023
Asparagus' games: Derpcraft, Sugar Smash, Five Afternoons at Chunky Cheddar's, and Vincenzobuggy 64.
Wed Dec 20 21:16:58 2023
Ever wonder why Binky the Clown disappeared from Garfield? Black Cobra.
Thu Dec 21 11:16:58 2023
Ever wonder why Binky the Clown disappeared from Garfield? Black Cobra.
Sun Dec 24 17:20:21 2023
Is that you, Santy Claus?
Wed Dec 27 17:16:50 2023
If you think what you're seeing is bad, hold on to your hats: One of the voice actors attached to the "Ketchup Sandwich" animated pitch is Justin Roiland! (And there's a significant dearth of BIPOC characters, despite Mindy Kaling being an executive producer!!)
Thu Jan 4 23:17:02 2024
Oh Beepo! Think of the CARBS!
Sat Jan 13 21:17:46 2024
Jazz Hands 6
Wed Jan 24 12:16:38 2024
Rumors that Epstein kept a videotape of Krusty receiving a foot rub from Lisa cannot be confirmed.
Fri Feb 2 17:17:07 2024
Snakefire... directed by Christopher Nolan! In theaters June 1st! (On Netflix June 5th, sweeps the Razzies October 8th!)
Wed Feb 14 21:17:01 2024
The Snyder Cuts section includes the rare 15 hour "Thanks, Suckers!" edition of "Sucker Punch".
Thu Feb 22 17:16:45 2024
Please always separate your Phase Fives from your Snyderverses in the recycle bins.
Sun Mar 3 17:16:45 2024
Jazz Hands 11
Tue Mar 19 21:19:54 2024
Also on Beepo's bucket list: "See Yakov Smirnoff live", "try a banini" and "get this lump in my neck looked at".
Thu Apr 4 21:18:38 2024
Juicy Moose often wonders what his life would have been like if Asparagus hadn't won the ring toss game at the Dyngus Day lawn fete.
Tue Apr 9 17:33:13 2024
Juicy Moose often wonders what his life would have been like if Asparagus hadn't won the ring toss game at the Dyngus Day lawn fete.
Sat Apr 13 17:16:50 2024
It was a yellow M&M, however, third down the list of Beepo's favorite colors. (Number one: Easter pink!)
Sat Apr 13 21:17:43 2024
It was a yellow M&M, however, third down the list of Beepo's favorite colors. (Number one: Easter pink!)
Thu Apr 25 21:16:57 2024
James Cameron allegedly used a clown to do motion capture for the T-1000!
Fri May 10 21:16:42 2024
Those two guys were just amateur Tokyo Drifters in way over their heads. Beepo is innocent.
Mon May 20 17:16:46 2024
Those two guys were just amateur Tokyo Drifters in way over their heads. Beepo is innocent.
Sat Jun 8 09:07:04 2024
Ass-Kicking Time!
Fri Jun 14 12:17:22 2024
"Pumpernickel"! Goddammit... I meant to include "pumpernickel" in panel three! No wonder the joke didn't come together!
Mon Jul 1 00:16:53 2024
Kobayashi Maru: Redux! Page 1
Tue Jul 2 00:17:21 2024
Kobayashi Maru: Redux! Page 2
Wed Jul 3 00:16:55 2024
Kobayashi Maru: Redux! Page 3
Thu Jul 4 00:17:07 2024
Kobayashi Maru: Redux! Page 4
Fri Jul 5 00:16:44 2024
Kobayashi Maru: Redux! Page 5
Mon Jul 8 00:16:48 2024
Barry, have you ever been superglued to a wheelchair before?
Mon Jul 15 18:16:52 2024
The Ears Have It!
Fri Jul 26 18:16:51 2024
Roadkill's preferred toppings: Pineapple and gerbil.
Mon Aug 5 00:16:49 2024
Schrodiger's famous "cat cock" paradox was scorned by the physicists of his day, but could rectify String Theory if only people weren't such prudes.
Mon Aug 5 07:17:23 2024
Schrodiger's famous "cat cock" paradox was scorned by the physicists of his day, but could rectify String Theory if only people weren't such prudes.
Fri Aug 9 22:16:43 2024
Squints' face in panel one is me contemplating how many pages are left in this damn story.
Wed Aug 14 13:17:05 2024
Quick! Somebody grab some jars and come up with a quaint name for the Hive Mind's delicious brains that we can put on the labels! We can still salvage this situation!!
Fri Aug 16 00:23:03 2024
Virgo never got the chance to reveal her big surprise to Squints: that she also rented the same customer "Attonement" as the fourth and concluding film in the "Divergent" series. (A cunning display of Customer Excellence that would surely have earned her a coveted "Bee Plus" enamel pin.)
Fri Aug 16 12:16:57 2024
Virgo never got the chance to reveal her big surprise to Squints: that she also rented the same customer "Attonement" as the fourth and concluding film in the "Divergent" series. (A cunning display of Customer Excellence that would surely have earned her a coveted "Bee Plus" enamel pin.)
Mon Aug 19 00:17:01 2024
The next time you hear an alert from the Emergency Broadcast System, you'll know that one of my readers has typed in that phone number.
Sun Sep 8 22:16:53 2024
Thank you for hovering! I wish I had something funny for you here. (I told you: I'M BUSY!!)
Tue Sep 10 00:16:56 2024
I'm speaking.
Tue Sep 10 12:17:10 2024
I'm speaking.
Tue Oct 1 18:16:45 2024
In space, no one can hear you scream into your pillow.
Thu Oct 3 00:17:14 2024
Can't reach space? Sheboygan, Wisconsin is an affordable vacation destination for the whole family!
Thu Oct 3 07:16:54 2024
The Fringo is modeled on Rudy Giulliani (as if I needed to tell you!)
Sat Oct 5 00:16:53 2024
Look forward to my inevitable spin-off series based on the aliens in the foreground, arriving in 2036!
Sat Oct 5 07:16:50 2024
Look forward to my inevitable spin-off series based on the aliens in the foreground, arriving in 2036!
Mon Oct 7 00:16:49 2024
Based on a real-life bathroom encounter! (But *I* was the guy with the knife)
Wed Oct 9 00:16:57 2024
I've been watching my molecules too! My doctor says I need to cut down to less than a billion a day!
Fri Oct 11 00:17:03 2024
I was sure he was going to say "Hunter's laptop".
Sun Oct 13 00:16:52 2024
Can't reach space? Sheboygan, Wisconsin is an affordable vacation destination for the whole family!
Thu Oct 24 18:17:09 2024
Clarissa: Family First
Fri Nov 1 12:17:14 2024
Happy Halloween (Yesterday!)
Wed Nov 6 13:17:12 2024
Your Silver Lining of the Day!
Tue Nov 12 12:18:22 2024
Cry me a river!