ComicGet version -75 slightly alpha, Does Not Play Well With Others archive

Sat Jan 13 19:54:44 2018

Jian: also sometimes the very, very drunk.

Sun Jan 14 08:42:30 2018

Fran: You guys get banned from casinos, I get banned from pool halls

Fri Jan 19 22:42:29 2018

Fran: Oh, I guess I'm starting to see why you didn't call me first.

Fri Jan 26 14:43:44 2018

This is why your cleric should always prepare the "Speak with Dead" spell.

Fri Feb 2 14:42:45 2018

Poor Ackbar, he probably won't even get a mention in that shitty tie-in novel about Han Solo's funeral.

Sat Feb 10 08:43:01 2018

Why would they even place traps all the way down here? Maybe to be huge assholes.

Sun Feb 18 00:42:16 2018

I guess they don't make cpap machines in ancient dragon size.

Sat Feb 24 08:42:50 2018

Fran: I wanted a dragon hide hat.

Thu Mar 1 08:42:23 2018

Fran can take her clothes off super fast when there's large amounts of money involved...

Sun Mar 11 14:42:40 2018

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Fri Mar 23 14:42:31 2018

Naga: I also sudden feel like making a joke about how that vampire dude Nikki hangs out with skips leg day.

Sat Mar 31 02:42:15 2018

Great idea, I'll have them strip down to be more fanservice-y but then never actually draw them in any unobstructed poses.

Fri Apr 6 14:42:22 2018

Kobold Lacky: B-But I like sucking eggs, boss.

Wed Apr 11 14:43:39 2018

We tried giving the Dragon really shiny copper coins for awhile, but then the damn copper prices started going up too.

Fri Apr 20 00:42:20 2018

Did you know that nearly *all* the synonyms for twitch sound like the name of a porn site?

Sat Apr 28 00:42:12 2018

Now I'll turn my head, secure in the fact that nothing bad could possibly happen having said that...

Fri May 4 08:42:06 2018

You kids and your silly boogiemen about a bunch of Russian nerds shitposting on Facebook, in my day we worried about actual goddamn Russian super men dropping *nukes* on us.

Sat May 12 08:43:09 2018

Jordan: Though god only knows the horrors we'd be dealing with right now if I had done the reverse...

Fri May 18 14:42:13 2018

I've honestly lost track what these Russian insults actually mean.

Sat May 26 00:42:13 2018

The punchline is that Naga is being a voice of reason in a comic

Sat Jun 2 14:42:16 2018

On the other hand, at least it's not as confusing as if she was going to the Aliens' house.

Wed Jun 13 08:42:29 2018

Sadly, SSS's sister company; Nubile Ninja Notary Public was not as successful.

Sun Jun 24 02:42:29 2018

Fun fact: I haven't actually given this character a name yet.

Sat Jun 30 14:42:43 2018

Unless you two are actually from the elvish equivalency of Alabama, I guess.

Sun Jul 8 14:42:21 2018

Craig: In fact, I'll have you know there's several gay fanfics about me on the internet.

Mon Jul 16 08:43:44 2018

Craig: Though, I am keeping 1960's Audrey Hepburn as an alternate if time travel gets involved. Janis: Well, yeah, obviously.

Sun Aug 5 00:42:36 2018

Fran: Also cool it on the w-word. That's our word, not yours!

Sun Aug 12 14:42:17 2018

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Sun Aug 19 14:42:26 2018

Fran: don't try to make that a thing now, Naga.

Mon Aug 27 08:43:47 2018

Jian: Hey, if hell froze over and they were recasting Blade with an Asian lead, you know I'd try out for the part.

Mon Sep 3 14:43:35 2018

Huey-Man: Dammit, I should have just wished for that genie to give me a titjob instead.

Mon Sep 10 08:43:03 2018

Fran: I swear to god, I will replace you with that useless pun spewing cat npc, if you don't stop that.

Tue Sep 11 08:43:14 2018

Fran: I swear to god, I will replace you with that useless pun spewing cat npc, if you don't stop that.

Sat Sep 15 08:42:05 2018

Also a list of people who have bread crumb quest items in their loot tables would be handy.

Tue Sep 25 08:43:08 2018

Tekmage; I got good money riding on that light speed rail project just being an elaborate scheme to create a bunch of new ocean front property in the middle of California.

Tue Oct 2 08:44:17 2018

A loophole so big you could drop a telephone pole sized metal rod through it.

Sun Oct 14 13:21:03 2018

Naga: I swear, there's two types of people, the kind who exploit a corrupt system for profit and those that gotta ruin the whole thing by ratting out the corrupt system

Sun Oct 21 18:22:41 2018

Kobold: For awhile, we'd also put them in tiny little crates kept in the dark and force fed them first, but even we have standards.

Wed Oct 31 06:21:19 2018

Kobold: Seriously, you guys are just fucked up.

Wed Nov 7 06:21:08 2018

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Wed Nov 7 13:22:12 2018

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Wed Nov 14 06:23:07 2018

Naga: And to explain why they'll all dressed like kids and are at a school, we'll just say they're all narcs posing as children in order to bust a drug ring and they have to inspect the teachers to see if they're hiding meth in their pants!

Tue Nov 20 06:22:11 2018

Fran: Do we even live a state with a nuclear missile stockpile?

Sun Nov 25 13:25:03 2018

Fran: Also that's a plank of wood, not a nail bat. Naga: Yeah, the nail bat is too high level for me to equip yet.

Wed Dec 5 13:21:13 2018

Or the cheap ass space heater cause an electrical fire...

Thu Dec 13 13:21:07 2018

Janis: As long as you're willing to listen to me complain for half and hour or so about what total bullshit it is that the new dolls don't have brushable hair.

Sun Dec 23 22:24:01 2018

Naga: At least I still don't have to worry about ever getting a jury notice, right?

Sun Jan 6 13:21:18 2019

IRS Agent: frankly, it was either the IRS or be a front man for a death metal band, and my throat couldn't handle all the screaming.

Mon Jan 7 18:21:07 2019

IRS Agent: frankly, it was either the IRS or be a front man for a death metal band, and my throat couldn't handle all the screaming.

Sun Jan 13 13:21:17 2019

IRS Guy: You'd think a guy with a name like Freddy Hu and an office filled with baseball memorabilia would have a better sense of humor...

Wed Jan 23 06:22:18 2019

Naga: disown me figuratively I mean, since they would also refuse to actually deal with any of the paperwork to do that for real.

Wed Jan 30 13:21:25 2019

Naga: I mean, I probably still won’t actually file a return, but as long as it prolongs the inevitable...

Wed Feb 6 13:21:27 2019

Naga: You're just worried I'd out hat you or something...

Wed Feb 20 06:21:33 2019

Plus they can reattach all kinds of stuff these days, so what's the worry?

Mon Mar 4 13:21:38 2019

Adana: Could you wait a bit before you let this get out? I have a big tampon spokeswoman deal coming up...

Wed Mar 13 13:21:23 2019

I could swear the NPC wasn't that obnoxious in the old version of the game...

Wed Mar 20 13:21:44 2019

Nikki: Wow, that's kind of offensive, Fran. Fran: Nah, insulting vampires is always counts as punching up I think.

Wed Mar 27 13:23:14 2019

Yeah, the tax related jokes were getting old...

Wed Apr 3 18:21:31 2019

Don't worry kids, he's just being carried off in panel three, not... something else.

Wed Apr 10 06:21:20 2019

Alice: Hey, can me and the peter pan kids come over for dinner tonight? Pocahontas: Go away Alice, historians have decided Lewis Carol wasn't a creepy child molester after all.

Thu Apr 18 13:23:07 2019

Naga: They do say _around elves, watch yourselves_ though.

Thu Apr 25 13:21:49 2019

Janis: Actually first off, let me ask you, were you raised by the kinky S&M dark elves or the uptight spider cultist dark elves?

Thu May 2 13:22:55 2019

No, really, this even works in real life, just scream it at two random people and watch them stop talking while they stare at you.

Fri May 10 13:21:53 2019

Elanin: My word, that must be a very complicated and dramatic relationship Craig: You'd think but her dad's bee surprisingly chill about it, anti climatically so in fact.

Sun May 19 13:23:13 2019

Fran: And don't even get me started about how they killed off the Dread Vampire Lord by having that ninja midget character teleport behind him and say "Nothing personal, kid"

Mon May 27 13:21:21 2019

Jian: At least he can be grateful he's a Tiefling and not a Rakshasa. You don't want to know what they cut off of those guys.

Sun Jun 9 06:22:55 2019

Naga: And it was his lung, and there was a dude on the deep web who paying 55k for one.

Mon Jun 17 13:22:21 2019

May is Mrs Agnieszka's Naga apparently.

Tue Jun 25 18:22:07 2019

Fran: what happen to your pitchfork, Naga? Naga: Oh, I gave it to that creepy dude that looks like he stepped out of American Gothic, figured he probably had a whole collection of them at home.

Tue Jul 2 13:21:53 2019

Of course, we had to stop letting Bill do the procedure because he started enjoying it too much.

Wed Jul 10 00:21:44 2019

Naga: Maybe Combiner is just the Transformer term for polysexuals?

Mon Jul 15 13:21:38 2019

Naga: Maybe you could throw in one of those sparkly bath bomb things, you know, for production value. I mean, so people won't feel like they're literally just buying a jar of filthy tap water.

Tue Jul 23 13:21:44 2019

Seriously though, its just to distract people from the millionaire sex cult...

Thu Aug 1 13:21:46 2019

I want to thank double damage and piranha games for today's comic...

Thu Aug 8 13:21:48 2019

Have I ever actually said for sure how old Naga even is? I can't remember...

Wed Aug 21 15:23:49 2019

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Mon Sep 2 07:24:08 2019

Also we're looking into a rule about amputated body parts on stream, because some people are creeped out by the foot thing.

Tue Sep 10 07:22:17 2019

Fran: Now go away, I have an undead warlock to level until I hit the late lv30ish slog and give up.

Wed Sep 18 07:23:24 2019

Janis: Though I have idea why she'd let crazy internet people know where she lives like that. Naga: Makes perfect sense to me, she gets gifts and free meals that way.

Wed Sep 25 15:24:23 2019

Friendship ended with Francesca, Now May is my best friend

Mon Oct 14 07:22:34 2019

May: I really didn't expect them to have a geiger counter on premises...

Fri Oct 18 15:22:44 2019

May: I was actually really disappointed that the foot didn't give me Chancla throwing super powers.

Sun Oct 27 15:22:20 2019

Naga: It took months of bitching from Fran just to get me to wear a shirt!

Tue Nov 5 15:22:29 2019

Naga: Also, May, your stitch work is fucking awful.

Thu Nov 14 07:22:30 2019

May: A geriatric harpy made me demonstrate how to use a dental dam...

Sat Nov 23 15:21:58 2019

Naga: And I'll make you into a 4 piece luggage set myself if you even suggest hawking that damn coupon browser addon!

Mon Dec 9 15:24:17 2019

Why you no fight sexy like?!

Thu Dec 19 15:22:32 2019

Fun fact: apparently silver bullets go for 20-40 bucks a pop on ebay.

Sun Jan 5 14:21:21 2020

May: "Clearly Fran should have also paid my additional _don't actually tell her about the tracker_ surcharge."

Mon Jan 13 14:24:17 2020

Naga: Okay, fine! I just think pigs are icky! Fran: You once ate a homeless man whose clothes had literally bonded to his skin.

Wed Jan 22 14:22:38 2020

Naga: This is why everyone on the block likes Ed, the necromantic zombie better, May!

Wed Jan 29 14:22:41 2020

Fran: So can we go home now, Naga? Naga: Hey! That's apparently our word now! You can't say it!

Thu Feb 6 07:22:56 2020

Naga: I've talked to a lawyer about it and he thinks in this context there might be a pretty good legal basis for me not liable for any death that may occur from this.

Thu Feb 13 14:22:39 2020

There's about a 30 percent chance one of these destinations actually get used in the show sooner or later with the way it's going.

Fri Feb 21 14:22:39 2020

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Wed Mar 4 14:24:17 2020

Janis: In fact, the legends says Jan was the first person the sneak a cell phone into a prison at all. Back in 1993, when they were still the size of bricks...

Tue Mar 10 14:25:48 2020

Fran: It's actually called the corona virus. May: Nonsense, don't be racist, Fran. The Mexicans wouldn't ever create a weaponized virus. Now those shifty Dutch on the other hand...

Wed Mar 18 14:25:40 2020

Well, technically it might count as some sort of white collar crime... maybe.

Thu Mar 26 14:23:48 2020

I apparently get easily distracted by background eye candy.

Thu Apr 2 08:10:31 2020

This wasn't actually intended to be an April's Fools day comic... but I'll just claim it was anyway.

Thu Apr 9 08:43:53 2020

Nikki: What's his back story anyway? Naga: As baby dwarf, a evil witch placed the dreaded i'rish curse upon him. And so now he travels the land seeking a way to undo the curse and restore his- err, pride and honor to their proper balance.

Fri Apr 17 14:18:29 2020

Nikki: I started out casting a mosaic over it but after while we started to actually make out the horrors it was hiding.

Sat Apr 25 18:19:02 2020

Bill: Is this because I asked that jinn for _For more pussy than I could handle_ last session? Because I was in character when I said that.

Sat May 2 08:19:41 2020

Ezekiel McHorhopper: It's like fukin lava when I pee!

Sat May 9 14:19:40 2020

Naga: This is so unfair, if I was a cat, you'd think it was adorable that I'd nibble on your dead body.

Fri May 22 08:19:26 2020

Try it in your own games, once you officially become a violent regime you seemed to get all sorts of extra rights and protections that you don't have as just being a roving band of serial killers...

Sun May 31 14:19:07 2020

I'm sure Hilary will tell me all the hair and dress details I got wrong here.

Tue Jun 2 08:19:35 2020

I'm sure Hilary will tell me all the hair and dress details I got wrong here.

Sun Jun 7 14:18:53 2020

Alt Title: The Lusty Venetian Maid

Sat Jun 20 08:19:05 2020

Actor: Seriously though, what are you doing here? My agent told me all I'd have to do is read off a teleprompter for five minutes then go home.

Sat Jun 27 03:20:46 2020

Yeah, the name "Godgifu" doesn’t really work on a candy wrapper

Tue Jul 7 07:18:45 2020

Is it "clam farmers" or are they called clam harvesters, clam fishermen, or something?

Mon Jul 20 18:19:09 2020

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Tue Aug 4 07:19:22 2020

"Now miss, if you don't mind, please so something else offensive, so we can keep this great fit of anger going"

Wed Aug 19 18:18:48 2020

And please hurry, because I think one just said they're going to have a barbecue, then get a haircut!

Mon Aug 31 07:18:51 2020

My father would try to avoid ever having a spare bedroom for this exact reason.

Mon Sep 7 12:18:49 2020

I swear, Naga, when this one dies you're going with a pre-gen next.

Thu Sep 17 12:20:08 2020

Important safety tip kids: it's very important to determine if a person is a quadruped or a paraplegic before you start taunting them.

Sun Sep 27 07:18:56 2020

Now hold on, I need to delete about 28% of your vocabulary so you sound more like a failed Japanese idol who speaks English as a second language.

Sat Oct 10 12:18:35 2020

If you like I can show you a picture of my degree, it has _less racist_ stamped in big red letters right on it.

Tue Oct 20 12:18:44 2020

Tekmage: Also who are you kidding, I know you take that mask off as soon as you think no one is looking.

Fri Oct 30 07:19:38 2020

Janis: Damn, even in Alabama? Craig: even in Alabama

Sun Nov 8 07:18:48 2020

Fisk: And their little kid, Ben is so well behaved- Grace: Frisk, for the force's sake, stop! Keo is clearly having an embolism!

Sat Nov 14 07:18:40 2020

Fisk: And their little kid, Ben is so well behaved- Grace: Frisk, for the force's sake, stop! Keo is clearly having an embolism!

Mon Nov 16 12:19:11 2020

All jokes asides, apparently all I actually wanted out the series was just being _Grand Thief Palomino_

Wed Nov 25 07:19:35 2020

Naga: Maybe the fact that she keeps having blood rages is the problem. Fran: She's already attacking us, you can stop now, Naga.

Fri Nov 27 07:19:25 2020

Naga: Maybe the fact that she keeps having blood rages is the problem. Fran: She's already attacking us, you can stop now, Naga.

Thu Dec 3 12:18:50 2020

I didn't check to see if these shirts exist in real life.

Wed Dec 16 07:18:25 2020

Naga: Oh so that's why they call them suicide cords. I just thought it was a colorful electric term like killswitch.

Mon Dec 28 12:18:32 2020

Fran: Do you really have to drink the blood out of a wine glass? Nikki: Yes, it is an absolute requirement.

Tue Dec 29 07:18:39 2020

Fran: Do you really have to drink the blood out of a wine glass? Nikki: Yes, it is an absolute requirement.

Mon Jan 11 12:20:00 2021

Aggghhh! Wrinkly old zombie!

Thu Jan 21 07:20:15 2021

There was going to be a wear your mask joke in the background, but the text balloons kept eating up all the space,

Sat Jan 30 12:19:13 2021

My second ever vision would be proclaiming a set of winning numbers for the lottery... except the vision failed to tell us which week or the state they were for. So that was kind of a bust.

Mon Feb 15 07:19:43 2021

"Hey, don't back story shame me, you shitty mash up of Blacula and Twilight!

Wed Mar 17 07:19:33 2021

Naga: You have any idea how long it took me find an icing gun just phallic enough to really complete the imagery, but not so much that it would need a mosaic in japan?

Tue Mar 23 12:19:31 2021

Tekmage: Could you maybe take the app down or modify it? Brain Bulb Lady: I... I can't remember what was the password I used to upload it was since I was drunk.

Fri Apr 9 07:20:27 2021

Naga: I wonder if they're allowed to take superchats while doing this?

Thu Apr 22 12:21:17 2021

Naga: and if anything in that situation it would be the lubricant company at fault...

Fri Apr 23 07:19:36 2021

Naga: and if anything in that situation it would be the lubricant company at fault...

Wed May 5 12:19:23 2021

Naga: A devil accountant isn't perpetuating the stereotype? Barthor: Look there's only so many professions my mother would tolerate me going into, and I'm too jittery to be a doctor, and I didn't have the charisma to be a warlock.

Thu May 20 18:20:47 2021