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Chapter 6: Space Adventure!
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427: A Matter of Taste
Tue Aug 16 23:38:08 2016

428: Happiness in Slavery
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429: Not So Bad
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435: See Ya Later
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437: Goofing Around
Tue Oct 4 23:38:12 2016

438: Decorating
Thu Oct 6 23:38:06 2016

439: Night Night, Asshole
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441: It Is What It Is
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Sun Oct 16 23:38:06 2016

443: Breakfast
Tue Oct 18 23:38:05 2016

444: Walk to School
Tue Nov 8 23:38:06 2016

445: Hell High
Thu Nov 10 23:38:06 2016

446: There You Are
Sun Nov 13 23:38:07 2016

447: Algebra II
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451: Advanced Chemistry
Tue Nov 29 23:38:07 2016

452: Game Store
Thu Dec 1 23:38:08 2016

453: Video Games
Sun Dec 4 23:38:07 2016

454: Back to Basics
Tue Dec 6 23:38:06 2016

455: How Are You?
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458: Choice
Sun Dec 18 23:38:06 2016

459: Gym
Mon Dec 19 01:38:05 2016

459: Gym
Thu Dec 22 23:38:07 2016

“Merry Christmas, Buds” by LuckPunch
Sat Dec 31 07:38:07 2016

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Chapter 1: Pasqualo Falls In Love
Tue May 7 22:14:24 2019

095: Wholesome Family Values
Tue May 7 23:18:16 2019

096: The Woman
Thu May 9 23:18:15 2019

097: No Idea
Sun May 12 23:18:15 2019

098: Gee Thanks Don’t Mention It
Tue May 14 23:18:16 2019

099: Definitely a Date
Thu May 16 23:18:14 2019

100: Can’t Buy Me Love
Sun May 19 23:18:15 2019

101: A League of Ordinary Gentleladies
Mon May 20 12:18:16 2019

101: A League of Ordinary Gentleladies
Tue May 21 23:18:14 2019

102: John McCain’s Straight Talk Express
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106: The Silent Jackhammer of Justice
Wed May 29 12:18:16 2019

106: The Silent Jackhammer of Justice
Thu May 30 23:18:20 2019

107: War Council
Mon Jul 1 12:18:23 2019



Sun Jul 14 23:18:14 2019

108: Spy Kids
Tue Jul 16 23:18:17 2019

109: Infiltration
Thu Jul 18 23:18:16 2019

110: My Favourite Things
Sun Jul 21 23:18:15 2019

111: There Was Once a Neon Glob of “Something” In My Taco Meat
Tue Jul 23 23:18:24 2019

112: Shaq-Fu
Thu Jul 25 23:18:51 2019

113: Ygrene Euoy fo Roloc eht Si Rebma
Fri Jul 26 05:18:21 2019

113: Ygrene Ruoy fo Roloc eht Si Rebma
Mon Jul 29 08:09:05 2019

114: Problem Solved
Tue Jul 30 23:20:31 2019

115: Poor Unfortunate Souls
Thu Aug 1 23:18:34 2019

116: Re-Strategizating
Sun Aug 4 23:18:21 2019

117: What Are Friends For? No, Really. Can You Tell Me? I Really Don’t Know.
Tue Aug 6 21:18:21 2019

118: Fine.
Thu Aug 8 23:18:17 2019

119: We Should Probably Check Up on Patience at Some Point
Sun Aug 11 23:18:17 2019

120: Hey, Remember When Bowser Vored Mario?
Tue Aug 13 23:21:15 2019

121: This is a Betrayal On Levels that No One’s Ever Seen!
Thu Aug 15 23:18:21 2019

122: Pomeranian Screams, Pomeranian Schemes
Sun Aug 18 23:18:32 2019

123: Cracker Madness
Tue Aug 20 23:18:25 2019

124: Katie the Bully
Thu Aug 22 23:18:22 2019

125: A Dog is a Dog For Life
Sun Aug 25 23:18:22 2019

126: Most Well-Known for Playing Harry McGraw on Murder She Wrote
Tue Aug 27 23:18:19 2019

127: Pretty Sure it’s You, Champ
Thu Aug 29 23:18:35 2019

128: Oingus Boingus
Sun Sep 1 23:18:32 2019

129: If Only We Were Ninjas and Turtles Too
Tue Sep 3 23:18:33 2019

130: Epilogue: Sorry Not Sorry
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Thu Oct 31 23:18:20 2019

132: Dangerous Presence
Sun Nov 3 23:18:26 2019

133: The Little Snowmaid
Tue Nov 5 23:18:26 2019

134: Snow Angels in the Outfield
Thu Nov 7 23:18:28 2019

135: Snowman of La Mancha
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Tue Nov 12 23:18:23 2019

137: Melanie from the Dog Store
Thu Nov 14 23:18:21 2019

138: Fabulous Thunderdogs
Sun Nov 17 23:18:28 2019

139: Happy Dogsgiving
Tue Nov 19 14:18:21 2019

139: Happy Dogsgiving
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141: A dog’s life? A dog’s KNIFE.
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142: Doggy Dog Dog Dog
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145: Hey, Igloooooo
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147: Epilogue: Cutie Snow Honey
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152: Hamburger Hinderer
Sun Feb 23 23:18:11 2020

As a kid, every time I was called on to read in class, I felt like it was an opportunity to show off the fact that I could read. Even today, as an idiot in my 30s, when I'm taking safety training classes at work and I'm called on to read, I still feel proud. Proud that I can read.
Thu Feb 27 23:18:14 2020

Well the script didn't say there WASN'T a guy walking down the hallway shitting all over a fire hydrant, so... Btw alt text only started on comic 153. It's all good.
Fri Feb 28 06:18:10 2020

Well the script didn't say there WASN'T a guy walking down the hallway shitting all over a fire hydrant, so... Btw alt text only started on comic 153. It's all good.
Sun Mar 1 23:18:50 2020

Sometimes after I eat a bunch of cheese and tomatoes, I feel like Tubsy looks here. You ever go to a tomato and cheese party? They also serve coffee and demand that you drink 4 cups. One time I got into that Fry zone with the coffee and just ate all the cheese and tomatoes when everyone was all frozen in time. Then I took a huge ALT TEXT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY POKEMON SWORD AND SHIELD! POKEMON: YA CAN'T JUST HAVE THE ONE, YOU KNOW. Btw, alt text started comic 153. Chill, friends.
Thu Mar 5 23:18:20 2020

I used to play Team Fortress 2 on this old, laggy laptop where, even if I had all the settings low as shit, I would just barely be able to play. Later on, I got a decent PC and played again and it was nice and smooooth. This is when I learned that I just suck at FPS games, no matter what. I think the genre of games I'm best at is Zelda games. Especially the ones I've beaten already 10 times. :'( Oh and alt-text began comic 153.
Sun Mar 8 23:18:13 2020

Sometimes I feel like a big silly turkey. I mean I wish I had my own ghost army like Aragorn had in Lord of the Rings, but I know that could never happen. But I still wish. alt text started comic 153
Thu Mar 12 23:18:10 2020

Sometimes when you're skateboarding and ram into a twig on the sidewalk, you go flying. But while you're flying through the air, make sure you take a moment to remember the good things you got. Like your skateboard back there. alt text started comic 153
Sun Mar 15 23:18:12 2020

When I was a kid, and I mean a young kid too little to ride a bike without training wheels, I walked to the end of our neighborhood where the main road was and started dancing like a crazy person for all the cars speeding by. I got a lot of honks and luckily no abductions. Minutes later, my dad came SPEEDING up in his car and screamed, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" before grabbing me and taking me home. I didn't understand then, but I guess he just didn't want me getting thrown in a strange van. It wasn't that he didn't like dancing. I did almost get thrown in a strange van some years later. I was rollerblading and this van pulls up and the guy was like, "Hey kid, come here! You like rollerblading?!" Luckily I had the smarts to tell him, "No I don't," before speeding away on the rollerblades I was wearing. alt text started comic 153
Thu Mar 19 23:18:10 2020

When I was a little idiot running around, I used to think Ace of Base's "I Saw the Sign" was about a literal physical sign with something written on it. That it was such a profound sign it changed Ace of Base's life. It is only natural to include sign humor in any art. alt text began comic 153
Sun Mar 22 23:18:11 2020

Ever try reading manga by candlelight? It kinda sucks. Our power went out this past summer and I tried reading my wife's Dorohedoro volumes. I ended up seeing enough to know it's-a pretty cool. alt text started comic 153
Thu Mar 26 23:18:13 2020

Dogs are fun and cool. I saw a dog the other day and said, "Wow, that is one cool dude." It barked angrily as if it were saying, "Thanks, bro!" alt text started comic 153
Fri Mar 27 21:18:12 2020

Dogs are fun and cool. I saw a dog the other day and said, "Wow, that is one cool dude." It barked angrily as if it were saying, "Thanks, bro!" alt text started comic 153
Mon Mar 30 09:06:14 2020

Watching 2001 A Space Odyssey during my first official day of quarantine. It's 3/17/2020 when I'm typing this. Ooohhhh I typed this 13 days ago! WHOOAAHH! I hope this whole thing goes well. I dunno, I'm just gonna draw a lot and rewatch the same movies I've watched 80,000,000 times before. It's gonna be fun! Plus I'll get to go out and swordfight people over toilet paper. Wish me luck, fam!
Fri Apr 3 06:47:12 2020

Imagine being the first bird who figured out how to fly. All the other birds would be like, "HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS BENNY UP TO?! BENNY!!! BENNY!!! HEY BENNY Y- YOU STOP... DOING THAT THING-- I MEAN GET THE HELL DOWN HERE, MATE! I THINK US BIRDS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE GROUND ALL THE TIME!! I MEAN I THINK SO!! SHIT!!! COME ON BENNY!!!"
Mon Apr 6 08:18:08 2020

I have nothing to say about that man. Nothing at all. If you ask me about that man, I will likely have nothing to say. Maybe a few things, but not much. Okay, I will probably have a lot to say. Fine. He's a man who sits on a gun store roof chain smoking. Are you happy? No? Well, I hope you become happy soon. Oh and by the way, alt text started at comic 153
Thu Apr 9 23:09:52 2020

When I went to high school in New Jersey, every Friday, my family would have this for dinner: sausage pizza from the pizza place, cheesesteaks / hoagies from the hoagie place, and egg rolls / fried rice from the Chinese place. I will always treasure that food and how delicious it was. Back then, I ran cross country, so it didn't completely destroy me; it just made me a slow-ass runner. Fuck yeah. Oh and GUESS WHAT? alt text began comic 153.
Mon Apr 13 02:15:08 2020

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So right now it's 3/28/20 as I type this and I watched the Steven Universe Future finale yesterday. I bawled like a fucking moron for a good 15 minutes after. Oh and I bawled like a goofball during the thing too. Stevie U is a show I followed from the beginning. Shit just hit me hard. Sometimes when I love a comic or show so much and then look at my own projects I think, "My God, this is leagues beyond anything I'll ever be capable of." Eventually I'll boot myself in the buns and get my head straight, reminding myself to just keep improving my shit. Keep making smart art and writing choices. And then make an equal amount of stupid ones ;3 Hugs are great. Almost as great as the fact that alt text started comic 153.So right now it's 3/28/20 as I type this and I watched the Steven Universe Future finale yesterday. I bawled like a fucking moron for a good 15 minutes after. Oh and I bawled like a goofball during the thing too. Stevie U is a show I followed from the beginning. Shit just hit me hard. Sometimes when I love a comic or show so much and then look at my own projects I think, "My God, this is leagues beyond anything I'll ever be capable of." Eventually I'll boot myself in the buns and get my head straight, reminding myself to just keep improving my shit. Keep making smart art and writing choices. And then make an equal amount of stupid ones ;3 Hugs are great. Almost as great as the fact that alt text started comic 153.So right now it's 3/28/20 as I type this and I watched the Steven Universe Future finale yesterday. I bawled like a fucking moron for a good 15 minutes after. Oh and I bawled like a goofball during the thing too. Stevie U is a show I followed from the beginning. Shit just hit me hard. Sometimes when I love a comic or show so much and then look at my own projects I think, "My God, this is leagues beyond anything I'll ever be capable of." Eventually I'll boot myself in the buns and get my head straight, reminding myself to just keep improving my shit. Keep making smart art and writing choices. And then make an equal amount of stupid ones ;3 Hugs are great. Almost as great as the fact that alt text started comic 153.So right now it's 3/28/20 as I type this and I watched the Steven Universe Future finale yesterday. I bawled like a fucking moron for a good 15 minutes after. Oh and I bawled like a goofball during the thing too. Stevie U is a show I followed from the beginning. Shit just hit me hard. Sometimes when I love a comic or show so much and then look at my own projects I think, "My God, this is leagues beyond anything I'll ever be capable of." Eventually I'll boot myself in the buns and get my head straight, reminding myself to just keep improving my shit. Keep making smart art and writing choices. And then make an equal amount of stupid ones ;3 Hugs are great. Almost as great as the fact that alt text started comic 153.
Mon Apr 20 02:15:09 2020


I made this Pasq comic the first day back to work during the quarantine. We're an essential business! Hey! Anyway, during my break, I found this lint-free wipe that we were using to wipe off orange dry-erase marker off a whiteboard. It looked like cheeto (I mean Dorito) dust, so I went with that. I like drawing budgies. Or any silly looking bird, generally. I had a budgie when I was in 5th grade and I named her Eagle because she was this tiny little thing and eagles are pretty dang huge in comparison. Now THAT'S sheer artistry. Alt text began comic 153 yoI made this Pasq comic the first day back to work during the quarantine. We're an essential business! Hey! Anyway, during my break, I found this lint-free wipe that we were using to wipe off orange dry-erase marker off a whiteboard. It looked like cheeto (I mean Dorito) dust, so I went with that. I like drawing budgies. Or any silly looking bird, generally. I had a budgie when I was in 5th grade and I named her Eagle because she was this tiny little thing and eagles are pretty dang huge in comparison. Now THAT'S sheer artistry. Alt text began comic 153 yo
Fri Apr 24 02:15:12 2020

When I was really little, maybe 7 or something, I saw a ghost. Or something like a ghost. I saw a lot of ghosts in the house I grew up in. Could've been hallucinations or whatever. Who knows? Anyway, I woke up in the middle of the night and saw what I thought was my younger brother standing at my doorway, shaking his head "no." I was like "JUSTIN GO BACK TO BED!" But he wouldn't leave. I actually got out of bed and walked up to "him." As I got closer, his face disappeared and there was a boy with no face shaking his head "no" very slowly. I ran to the bathroom, turned on the lights, and fell asleep on the bathroom floor. Alt text began comic 153
Mon Apr 27 02:15:12 2020

I've never been good at having actual sketchbooks. It's partially because, I've never really practiced outside of actually making comics and cartoons all that much. As you can tell. Plus, I got a thrill out of just filling my school notebooks with dumb doodles. That's part of the reason that for years, I refused to draw comics on anything but looseleaf paper. Now THAT's sheer artistry. alt text began comic 153 guys
Fri May 1 02:15:10 2020

Back when I did IT HURTS, I was the main guy in charge of actual writing. While Josef and I developed the thing together, I did a lot of wrench throwing, and sort of taking weird roads to get to destinations and shit. I gotta say, I'm having a lot of fun being in the passenger's seat most of the time. A big part of me that's like a fan drawing a series that he's a fan of, being hyped, wondering where it's gonna go. I hope that makes sense. If it doesn't then just remember that alt text started comic 153.
Mon May 4 02:15:55 2020

I was really hoping we would see her again and here she is. Now that I think of it, parts of Eliza's and Melanie's personalities are based on babysitters I had as a kid. There were some really cool and weird girls in my neighborhood. One time a babysitter pretended she was dead and I just started crying. It ruled. Alt text started comic 153!
Fri May 8 02:15:10 2020

When this comic goes up, My wife and I will have been together for 10 years (Our "we started dating" anniverary is on May the Fourth). It blows my mind. A whole decade! Happy anniversary again, Grail! My love for you is like a truck. And it always will be. A mega truck, the size of the sun. Several suns. The universe and beyond. Imagine that truck. Berserker. alt text? why, that began at comic 153.
Sat May 9 17:15:08 2020

When this comic goes up, My wife and I will have been together for 10 years (Our "we started dating" anniverary is on May the Fourth). It blows my mind. A whole decade! Happy anniversary again, Grail! My love for you is like a truck. And it always will be. A mega truck, the size of the sun. Several suns. The universe and beyond. Imagine that truck. Berserker. alt text? why, that began at comic 153.
Mon May 11 02:15:12 2020

Sometimes I get so stressed out at my job that when the day is almost over and the work is done, I don't actually believe that I'm done. I'll pace around just checking things over and over. Then in my car on the drive home, I'll fret. And when I'm laying in bed. I love work! In other news, when I was little and stressed out, I would just ride my bike places around town, with no destination in mind. I should get back into that! It was so much fun. Comic 153 was the ORIGIN of alt text
Fri May 15 02:15:09 2020

I've used this location so many damn times in both PFM and IH. The tree isn't actually there in IH. It's supposed to be Pasq and Aurora's love tree from early IH and I just kinda plopped it ontop of that hill. The park is a real park called Laurel Acres and I spent a lot of time there as a kid playing on the swings and realizing that alt text started comic 153. I didn't know what it meant then but now I do.
Sun May 17 23:03:57 2020

God, Serial Experiments Lain is good. I'm on my 3rd watchthrough right now and it's a work of art through and through. Just like the potato. I mean you can mash a potato, turn it into fries, hash browns, whatever. Just like anime bloop blappy blah comic 153 begin alt text
Thu May 21 23:32:02 2020



When I was little, I collected Ninja Turtle action figures. Also He-Man and Thunder Cats. I played with them all together at once and I'm pretty sure I invented the concept of the "crossover." Also I had a ton of army men and tanks and shit just laying everywhere. So I had opposing armies, Ninja Turtles, Thunder Cats, and He-Mans. It was awesome and they should've made a TV show out of comic 153 because it's the first comic that features alt text.When I was little, I collected Ninja Turtle action figures. Also He-Man and Thunder Cats. I played with them all together at once and I'm pretty sure I invented the concept of the "crossover." Also I had a ton of army men and tanks and shit just laying everywhere. So I had opposing armies, Ninja Turtles, Thunder Cats, and He-Mans. It was awesome and they should've made a TV show out of comic 153 because it's the first comic that features alt text.When I was little, I collected Ninja Turtle action figures. Also He-Man and Thunder Cats. I played with them all together at once and I'm pretty sure I invented the concept of the "crossover." Also I had a ton of army men and tanks and shit just laying everywhere. So I had opposing armies, Ninja Turtles, Thunder Cats, and He-Mans. It was awesome and they should've made a TV show out of comic 153 because it's the first comic that features alt text.
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Thu Aug 6 23:15:11 2020

There is a colony of feral cats at my work. My favorite one is this black one that lets me hang out with him at a distance while I goof around on my phone and get fresh air. He probably thinks I might give him food, because some of my coworkers feed the cats. I'd like to think he actually trusts the fact that alt text began comic 153.
Sun Aug 9 23:15:13 2020

Back in middle school, taco day was my favorite lunch day. However, one day, I got a scoop of taco meat with some gnarly neon orange stuff in my taco. I took a bite of it and it tasted awful. I really don't know what the hell could've oranged that meat like that, but I never had taco school lunch after that. Luckily, I discovered there were other places aside from school where I could get tacos. My favorite place to get tacos is "Alt Text Began at Comic 153: The Restaurant."
Thu Aug 13 23:15:27 2020

My favorite thing to do as a kid was wander through the woods. I would collect beer bottles and smash them. One time, I found a trash can that was FULL of beer bottles. I reached in and grabbed a bunch. When I pulled my arm out, it was covered with maggots and smelled like shit. More specifically, a skunk stink. I went home and my folks freaked. Did the whole tomato soup thing localized on my arm. I was bummed out, because I was supposed to spend the night at my best friend's house that night, but instead, I had to stay at home. It wasn't all bad though, because my parents rented me Mortal Kombat 1 on Sega Genesis and then reminded me that alt text started comic 153.
Sun Aug 16 23:15:09 2020

Wow, my brain just doesn't work without coffee. Anyway, speaking of coffee, my garbage disposal broke because I kept feeding it coffee grounds. Pretty wack of me to do that. Sorry, disposal. I've been watching Detroiters. It was a really really funny show and it's a shame it got cancelled. It's got Tim Robinson, who made the show I Think You Should Leave, which I think is one of the funniest things ever made. Though you could argue comic 153 is funnier because that's where alt text started.
Thu Aug 20 23:15:10 2020


Urusei Yatsura is pretty fun so far. I've finally, FINALLY started to check it out after all these years. I've been a fan of Rumiko Takahashi stuff since my early anime days. Ranma was my main jam. Thing is, Ranma really fell into this repetition that I really started to dislike after 7 seasons, a bunch of OVAs, and a movie or two. Also, Inuyasha was good. Oh yeah! I forgot, I was watching Maison Ikkoku for a while and forgot to finish it. I've got catching up to do all over the place. Before I let you go, don't forget to eat your peas, do at least one push-up, and tell a friend they're cool each and every day. Thank you. Alt text started comic 153.Urusei Yatsura is pretty fun so far. I've finally, FINALLY started to check it out after all these years. I've been a fan of Rumiko Takahashi stuff since my early anime days. Ranma was my main jam. Thing is, Ranma really fell into this repetition that I really started to dislike after 7 seasons, a bunch of OVAs, and a movie or two. Also, Inuyasha was good. Oh yeah! I forgot, I was watching Maison Ikkoku for a while and forgot to finish it. I've got catching up to do all over the place. Before I let you go, don't forget to eat your peas, do at least one push-up, and tell a friend they're cool each and every day. Thank you. Alt text started comic 153.
Sun Aug 23 23:15:13 2020

I recently started the first few episodes of the new Fruits Basket anime. I decided to watch it in English because the old cast reprises their roles. Aaand they still got it! This is around the time when Funimation just started to dub shows well. I think Yu Yu Hakusho might've been their first good dub. I didn't watch Blue Gender, but I think Fruits Basket was their next acquisition after that. A little anime dubbing history lesson. Ah, the early 2000s. I'm old. At least I'm not as old as alt text, which started comic 153.
Thu Aug 27 23:15:10 2020


A few recent things I discovered, after talking to Josef: Patience is about a year older than Ally and Pasq, but they're all freshmen. However, Trisssh is a sophomore. How about that! In other news, I'm very happy with Pasqualo's current Pizza Puppy outfit. I'm playing Rocket League right now, but I play it maybe once every other month, so I forget the controls every time. I think it adds to the alt text started comic 153.A few recent things I discovered, after talking to Josef: Patience is about a year older than Ally and Pasq, but they're all freshmen. However, Trisssh is a sophomore. How about that! In other news, I'm very happy with Pasqualo's current Pizza Puppy outfit. I'm playing Rocket League right now, but I play it maybe once every other month, so I forget the controls every time. I think it adds to the alt text started comic 153.
Mon Oct 5 17:15:11 2020

Pizza. Ah, pizza. Whoever invented pizza must have been some sort of cosmic mega genius. I would say that the best pizza I've ever had was in New Jersey. My favorite chain is Scotto's Pizza. They'd make this super good Sicilian-style pizza. It tastes almost as good as comic 153, which is where alt text began. Delicious.
Thu Oct 8 23:15:11 2020



I've been appreciating colder weather much more these past few years. There's something kind of cozy about throwing on a bunch of blankets to warm up. When it's too hot, you can't really... I dunno, turn on the A/C or something. Unless you have A/C. I wish I had A/C. Another interesting fact is that just this morning I started watching Fargo, after seeing the Fargo movie on Netflix. And I seriously can't believe that Bilbo Baggins called that guy on the phone and said that alt text started comic 153.I've been appreciating colder weather much more these past few years. There's something kind of cozy about throwing on a bunch of blankets to warm up. When it's too hot, you can't really... I dunno, turn on the A/C or something. Unless you have A/C. I wish I had A/C. Another interesting fact is that just this morning I started watching Fargo, after seeing the Fargo movie on Netflix. And I seriously can't believe that Bilbo Baggins called that guy on the phone and said that alt text started comic 153.I've been appreciating colder weather much more these past few years. There's something kind of cozy about throwing on a bunch of blankets to warm up. When it's too hot, you can't really... I dunno, turn on the A/C or something. Unless you have A/C. I wish I had A/C. Another interesting fact is that just this morning I started watching Fargo, after seeing the Fargo movie on Netflix. And I seriously can't believe that Bilbo Baggins called that guy on the phone and said that alt text started comic 153.
Sun Oct 11 23:15:10 2020

Final Fantasy XIV is pretty fun. I play a dancing kitty cat man. It's pretty dang fun. I used to play WoW back in the day. It was also fun. I was a Night Elf hunter. And then when Blood Elves were a thing I becamse a Blood Elf hunter. You may say that I'm a traitor to the alliance, but how else am I gonna look super pretty and shoot a bow and arrow and tell you that alt text started in comic 153? lol
Fri Oct 30 12:15:10 2020

Sometimes when you shovel peanut butter into your mouth and it gets all stuck in there, I forget that I can breathe with my nose and I start to panic. Remember to never shovel peanut butter into your face when you have a cold. It's illegal. By the way, I forget when I started alt text. I think it was around the time I was typing the first alt text into the box for comic 153.
Sun Nov 1 23:15:11 2020

I remember McDonalds tasting a very specific way in the mall food court growing up. It's probably some nostalgia thing. Being little, going to the mall with my family, going to the toy store, eating a cheeseburger, thinking about what to write in alt text which starts at comic 153 when I get older...
Thu Nov 12 23:15:11 2020

I think Fargo's first few seasons were really good. I don't think anything can top that first one though. What a wild ride. The current season is turning out interestingly. My favorite character is Nurse Mayflower, who apparently can go Super Saiyan 3. During her fight with Vegeta, she kept it secret because she only has so much time visiting the land of the living. She met her son, Son Goten for the first time, who was scared at the fact that alt text began comic 153.
Sun Nov 15 23:15:14 2020

Something that's made work more tolerable is listening to goofy podcasts. I used to listen to Comedy Bang Bang yeeeeeears ago, but stopped listening. This was back in 2013, so I had a lot to catch up on. Luckily, there were a lot of "best-ofs" that really made that easy. I like all sorts of comedy, and CBB scratches my "silly" itch pretty well. It's hit or miss sometimes, but I can at least count on the fact that alt text began comic 153.
Mon Nov 16 17:15:08 2020

Something that's made work more tolerable is listening to goofy podcasts. I used to listen to Comedy Bang Bang yeeeeeears ago, but stopped listening. This was back in 2013, so I had a lot to catch up on. Luckily, there were a lot of "best-ofs" that really made that easy. I like all sorts of comedy, and CBB scratches my "silly" itch pretty well. It's hit or miss sometimes, but I can at least count on the fact that alt text began comic 153.
Thu Dec 3 23:15:11 2020

Spyro the Dragon is a pretty fun little game. I didn't play it when I was younger, but am now playing the remaster. Something that I didn't realize about myself was how much I love 100%ing things. I was never really like this before, but there's something that appeals to me today about flying around and collecting dumb treasure. Maybe I just want a bunch of treasure. But there's no greater treasure than knowing in my heart that alt text started comic 153.
Sun Dec 6 23:15:11 2020


For years and years I've wanted to watch One Piece. A decade or so ago, I watched up to the end of the Arlong arc, which is waaay at the beginning. I'm intimidated by the sheer number of episodes, but the art looks so fun. Maybe I should just ignore the number of episodes and hop back in. I dunno. OR I could just buy one of those art books and enjoy the beautiful alt text that started in comic 153.For years and years I've wanted to watch One Piece. A decade or so ago, I watched up to the end of the Arlong arc, which is waaay at the beginning. I'm intimidated by the sheer number of episodes, but the art looks so fun. Maybe I should just ignore the number of episodes and hop back in. I dunno. OR I could just buy one of those art books and enjoy the beautiful alt text that started in comic 153.
Sun Dec 20 23:15:11 2020



There's nothing like Christmas. Literally nothing like it. Except for birthdays, maybe. Birthdays have Birthday Trees and all that. I remember my favorite Christmas. I got a Sega Genesis and Sonic the Hedgehog. The sounds and music from that game drove my parents absolutely nuts and I think at one point my mom started screaming. And years later, I would live to play Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Sonic 3, and then finally the best game that would ever come out, Sonic 3 & Knuckles. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times and alt text started comic 153.There's nothing like Christmas. Literally nothing like it. Except for birthdays, maybe. Birthdays have Birthday Trees and all that. I remember my favorite Christmas. I got a Sega Genesis and Sonic the Hedgehog. The sounds and music from that game drove my parents absolutely nuts and I think at one point my mom started screaming. And years later, I would live to play Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Sonic 3, and then finally the best game that would ever come out, Sonic 3 & Knuckles. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times and alt text started comic 153.There's nothing like Christmas. Literally nothing like it. Except for birthdays, maybe. Birthdays have Birthday Trees and all that. I remember my favorite Christmas. I got a Sega Genesis and Sonic the Hedgehog. The sounds and music from that game drove my parents absolutely nuts and I think at one point my mom started screaming. And years later, I would live to play Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Sonic 3, and then finally the best game that would ever come out, Sonic 3 & Knuckles. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times and alt text started comic 153.
Sun Feb 7 17:15:47 2021



There's nothing like Christmas. Literally nothing like it. Except for birthdays, maybe. Birthdays have Birthday Trees and all that. I remember my favorite Christmas. I got a Sega Genesis and Sonic the Hedgehog. The sounds and music from that game drove my parents absolutely nuts and I think at one point my mom started screaming. And years later, I would live to play Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Sonic 3, and then finally the best game that would ever come out, Sonic 3 & Knuckles. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times and alt text started comic 153.There's nothing like Christmas. Literally nothing like it. Except for birthdays, maybe. Birthdays have Birthday Trees and all that. I remember my favorite Christmas. I got a Sega Genesis and Sonic the Hedgehog. The sounds and music from that game drove my parents absolutely nuts and I think at one point my mom started screaming. And years later, I would live to play Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Sonic 3, and then finally the best game that would ever come out, Sonic 3 & Knuckles. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times and alt text started comic 153.There's nothing like Christmas. Literally nothing like it. Except for birthdays, maybe. Birthdays have Birthday Trees and all that. I remember my favorite Christmas. I got a Sega Genesis and Sonic the Hedgehog. The sounds and music from that game drove my parents absolutely nuts and I think at one point my mom started screaming. And years later, I would live to play Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Sonic 3, and then finally the best game that would ever come out, Sonic 3 & Knuckles. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times and alt text started comic 153.
Sun Feb 14 23:15:44 2021

I bonked my head at work and got a concussion. It was weird. I couldn't talk good sentences for a brief period of time and I was all confused. My doctor told me this was normal and that in time I would remember which comic alt text started. (It's 153).
Thu Feb 18 23:15:47 2021





My latest "watch it in the background while I draw" show is Community. I watched a chunk of the first season around the time of its original airing and thought it was neat. This time around I think I'm appreciating the humor a lot more. Dan Harmon really is a tortured genialt text began comic 153.My latest "watch it in the background while I draw" show is Community. I watched a chunk of the first season around the time of its original airing and thought it was neat. This time around I think I'm appreciating the humor a lot more. Dan Harmon really is a tortured genialt text began comic 153.My latest "watch it in the background while I draw" show is Community. I watched a chunk of the first season around the time of its original airing and thought it was neat. This time around I think I'm appreciating the humor a lot more. Dan Harmon really is a tortured genialt text began comic 153.My latest "watch it in the background while I draw" show is Community. I watched a chunk of the first season around the time of its original airing and thought it was neat. This time around I think I'm appreciating the humor a lot more. Dan Harmon really is a tortured genialt text began comic 153.My latest "watch it in the background while I draw" show is Community. I watched a chunk of the first season around the time of its original airing and thought it was neat. This time around I think I'm appreciating the humor a lot more. Dan Harmon really is a tortured genialt text began comic 153.
Sun Feb 21 23:15:29 2021



I got into the Shadowbringers expansion on Final Fantasy XIV. Shit got really good all the sudden. I mean DAMN. Stormblood was okay, but it was a bit of a letdown after Heavensward. None of this is exactly a new or controversial opinion, so I'll take it all back, say that Stormblood is the hottest, most sexy game on the planet and I would give all my babies to it in an instant. Oh man, that Hien sure knows how to alt text all the way back to comic 153.I got into the Shadowbringers expansion on Final Fantasy XIV. Shit got really good all the sudden. I mean DAMN. Stormblood was okay, but it was a bit of a letdown after Heavensward. None of this is exactly a new or controversial opinion, so I'll take it all back, say that Stormblood is the hottest, most sexy game on the planet and I would give all my babies to it in an instant. Oh man, that Hien sure knows how to alt text all the way back to comic 153.I got into the Shadowbringers expansion on Final Fantasy XIV. Shit got really good all the sudden. I mean DAMN. Stormblood was okay, but it was a bit of a letdown after Heavensward. None of this is exactly a new or controversial opinion, so I'll take it all back, say that Stormblood is the hottest, most sexy game on the planet and I would give all my babies to it in an instant. Oh man, that Hien sure knows how to alt text all the way back to comic 153.
Thu Feb 25 23:15:51 2021



Sun Feb 28 23:15:47 2021






Ah, the 200th PFM. Thank you to anyone who has read these silly things. In the beginning, I never imagined these comics would be read by anyone, let alone touch people. Reading your kind words over the years has been such a source of happiness for all of us. It's been amazing and your support has meant the world to Josef, Grail, and myself. You are appreciated and you will always realize that alt text started comic 153. <3Ah, the 200th PFM. Thank you to anyone who has read these silly things. In the beginning, I never imagined these comics would be read by anyone, let alone touch people. Reading your kind words over the years has been such a source of happiness for all of us. It's been amazing and your support has meant the world to Josef, Grail, and myself. You are appreciated and you will always realize that alt text started comic 153. <3Ah, the 200th PFM. Thank you to anyone who has read these silly things. In the beginning, I never imagined these comics would be read by anyone, let alone touch people. Reading your kind words over the years has been such a source of happiness for all of us. It's been amazing and your support has meant the world to Josef, Grail, and myself. You are appreciated and you will always realize that alt text started comic 153. <3Ah, the 200th PFM. Thank you to anyone who has read these silly things. In the beginning, I never imagined these comics would be read by anyone, let alone touch people. Reading your kind words over the years has been such a source of happiness for all of us. It's been amazing and your support has meant the world to Josef, Grail, and myself. You are appreciated and you will always realize that alt text started comic 153. <3Ah, the 200th PFM. Thank you to anyone who has read these silly things. In the beginning, I never imagined these comics would be read by anyone, let alone touch people. Reading your kind words over the years has been such a source of happiness for all of us. It's been amazing and your support has meant the world to Josef, Grail, and myself. You are appreciated and you will always realize that alt text started comic 153. <3Ah, the 200th PFM. Thank you to anyone who has read these silly things. In the beginning, I never imagined these comics would be read by anyone, let alone touch people. Reading your kind words over the years has been such a source of happiness for all of us. It's been amazing and your support has meant the world to Josef, Grail, and myself. You are appreciated and you will always realize that alt text started comic 153. <3
Thu Mar 4 23:15:41 2021


I may have mentioned before that I'm one of those essential worker dudes. I've had to go outside wearing a mask for almost a year now. Shit is bonkers. I kinda wonder what it'll feel like to walk around without a mask on once all this shit is done and over with. I bet it'll feel pret-ty strange, amirite? This commentary is brought to you by Doritos, who reminds you to taste the rainbow and that alt text began comic 153.I may have mentioned before that I'm one of those essential worker dudes. I've had to go outside wearing a mask for almost a year now. Shit is bonkers. I kinda wonder what it'll feel like to walk around without a mask on once all this shit is done and over with. I bet it'll feel pret-ty strange, amirite? This commentary is brought to you by Doritos, who reminds you to taste the rainbow and that alt text began comic 153.
Sun Mar 7 23:15:47 2021

I enjoy a good burrito very much. There's really nothing like it. All those different flavors and textures all at once, it's great. Sometimes life, it gives you lemons. Eat a burrito. My favorite burrito ingredients include cheese, beans, alt, text, started, comic, 153.
Tue Mar 9 23:15:45 2021

Ah, Mad Men. What a show. Been rewatching this (again) lately. I need to build up more shows I can rewatch in the background while I draw. Something about rewatching the same crap again and again makes me wonder whether alt text started comic 153.
Thu Mar 11 23:15:49 2021

I've been cooking more lately during the pandemic times. It's cool! Who knew you could put food on a thing and it becomes hot? I mean holy cow my brussel sprouts were cool a moment ago. Now they're warm and yummy and taste like alt text started comic 153.
Sun Mar 14 23:15:49 2021

McDonalds. Ah, nothing quite like it. I would say that my favorite memories are of eating Happy Meals when I was a kid, but that would be a lie. Back in the day, sometimes they would have $0.39 cheeseburger day and I would just get a fucking big bag full of cheeseburgers and stuff alt text into my mouth like it began comic 153.
Tue Mar 16 23:15:41 2021

Back in elementary school, there was one water fountain that tasted better than all the other ones, in my opinion. I later realized that all water tasted the same in that building; it was just that that fountain looked cooler since it was all shiny and metal and new. Ah, water. One of the five Captain Planet rings. Glad we have a defender that will kick alt text all the way back to comic 153 where it started.
Thu Mar 18 23:15:42 2021

The funny thing about ordering toilet paper that's advertised like: "24 mega family rolls = 123 regular rolls" is that I end up using-- Oh, nevermind. I know you guys don't want to know about toilet paper usage. While I have your attention, I want to point out that bananas are kinda cool. They're a good fruit and you can eat them. Alt text? Why, that started comic 153 of course.
Sun Mar 21 23:15:38 2021

Making RPG Maker games is so fun. I'm goofing around with RPG Maker again here and there. Hopefully I can put out another game. Like, a real game this time. I always wanted to make an old point-and-click dealie like Quest for Glory. I'm old. Almost as old as alt text. Started comic 153, you know...
Tue Mar 23 23:15:41 2021

Cereal is pretty cool. Remember that stuff? I recently picked up a box of Kix and I gotta tell ya, it kixed me right in the taste nuts. Absolutely delicious. Every once in a while I'll eat something I haven't had in a decade and it brings me far far back like I'm actually in another time, when comic 153 happened and alt text was born.
Thu Mar 25 23:15:45 2021

Rain. Ah, rain. Back when I used to live in New Jersey, I really hated any kind of precipitation. Well, that's not true. The first couple of snows in wintertime were fun. But being blasted with snow day after day got a bit tiring. But anyway, rain. I used to hate it as a kid but these days I find it to be kinda cool. Nice and gloomy. Plus my plants on the balcony get free water and I don't gotta go outside and water them that day. Good old plants. Speaking of plants, alt text started comic 153! Did you know that? :D
Sun Mar 28 23:15:44 2021

Can we talk about the theme song to The Sopranos? Can we talk about it?! People say it's like one of the greatest songs of all time, but it's really just kinda okay. I mean come on. Really? REALLY? Sorry, I don't know how ironic or sarcastic I'm even being right noooAAAAAaalt text started comic 153. Whoa.
Tue Mar 30 23:15:39 2021

I watched The Snyder Cut the other weekend. Anyway, this afternoon I made a pretty awesome meal for lunch. I made a spinach salad with tortilla strips and Italian dressing. Then I made nachos with black beans and cheddar cheese. I sprinkled chipotle powder and garlic powder all over the place. Good times were had by alt text started comic 153.
Thu Apr 1 23:15:55 2021

Orange soda is one of my favorite things on this planet. When I was a goofy dumb teenager, I used to chug cans of Crush all the time. As a big-ass grown fuckin' MAN, I enjoy those Pellegrino blood orange beverages. Ah, orange. My favorite color and my favorite type of spherical object. Takes a real cool dude to admit that alt text started comic 153.
Sun Apr 4 23:15:43 2021

Lately, I've been watching Solar Opposites, which is Justin Roiland's other cartoon. The one that isn't Rick and Morty. I've sort of gotten tired of Rick and Morty lately and I think a lot of it has to do with it not being as Roilandy anymore. My favorite episode of R&M is the first one, just because it's absolutely off the wall. Dan Harmon is a great writer and a smart dude, but he's pretty miserable. I dunno that's just one man's opinion. But actually, now that I think about it, alt text DID start comic 153.
Tue Apr 6 23:15:41 2021

Taxes are a pain in the butt. Oh and in other news, I've been tinkering around with RPG Maker again. More news about that down the line. Oh and in other news, I ate too much ice cream yesterday. Oh and in other news, I have a little Mimikyu figure that sits on my desk and watches while I draw. Oh and in other news, I broke my arm the same day that OJ Simpson told me that alt text started comic 153.
Thu Apr 8 23:15:43 2021

I know absolutely jack shit about Law & Order. I hope I did Ice T justice here. Every day I wonder if what I'm doing would make Ice T proud. One thing I love about Ice T is that he gave MC Hammer props back in the day. You know, before the internet. Sometimes I think about pre-internet times and what I used to do for fun. Like... riding my bike... listening to CDs... installing games on my dad's IBM PS/1 with floppy discs... Wandering around in the woods and praying that the guy that bullies me isn't there... I wonder what it would be like if I gave up the internet for a week and just left my phone at home. It would fucking suck. Fuck that. Oh and guess what? This time around I'm not gonna mention that alt text started in comic 153........... Until I feel like it! ALT TEXT STARTED COMIC 153 baby
Sun Apr 11 23:15:42 2021

Every time I eat a bunch of shitty food, I love shoveling beans and spinach into me, thinking it's just gonna clean out my system. Like a food hangover cure. Oh and water. Water rules. Ever drink the stuff? It's like gatorade, but it's clear and has no stuff in it. It's got what plants crave. It's in toilets. Alt text started comic 153.
Tue Apr 13 23:21:44 2021

Cheerios are cool. Sometimes I'm a honey nut man and other times I'm a plain-ass cheerio man. In other news, I wish days were longer. Or that I could freeze time. Freeze time and pause my aging, too, somehow. I would take these super long naps and just draw so much every day. I would probably steal ice cream cones too, let's be real here. Just the cones. No ice cream. And the ice cream man wouldn't even realt text started comic 153.
Thu Apr 15 23:15:39 2021

Dragon Ball was such a tight manga. The original pre-Saiyan stuff, especially. It's just a fun read. Shit, I wanna read Dragon Ball again. Though maybe I should spend that energy finally reading One Piece. Oda fucking rules. A while ago, Grail bought me this One Piece calendar that was just watercolor Oda paintings and it was the best thing ever. Oda can draw anything and whether I know the characters or not, I'm like "this rules." My favorite One Piece character may be alt text started comic 153. You know. That character?
Sun Apr 18 23:15:46 2021

My favorite fruit? Why, watermelon of course. I could eat an entire watermelon in one sitting, no problem. It's great. You chop it in half and it's its own bowl. Fuck yeah. I want some watermelon. Kiwis are pretty dope too. And strawberries too. I wish I could just sit around and freeze time and eat watermelon, kiwis, and strawberries all day while contemplating the significance of alt text starting comic 153.
Tue Apr 20 23:15:41 2021

Rewatching the Sopranos makes me feel grateful that I'm not Italian. Oh wait. I AM Italian. OH NO! I've got gabagool in my mouth and a spicy meat-a ball in my lap! Anyway, lately I've been rewatching shows where I'm frustrated as shit at the main character the entire way through. Don Draper, Tony Soprano, Alt Text... started comic 153. Pff.
Thu Apr 22 23:15:48 2021

Chex Mix is by far the greatest snack food ever. Maybe not "by far." What do I know? Though I'm a sucker for any kind of snack mixes. Like those big Utz snack mixes or "Munchies," which are pretty much the same thing. What are your favorite snacks? Let me know below in the comments section. Don't forget to share, like, and subscribe for more alt text that started comic 153. This is Alt Text Gob saying, "Eat snacks!"
Sun Jul 11 23:15:45 2021

It's been a while since I typed one of these. I hope I don't repeat anything I've said before. Who knows how many times I've typed this sentence. Time is like a dream. But now for a time alt text started in comic 153.
Tue Jul 13 23:15:46 2021

During the little breaky break, me wife and I moved. What a pain in the bungus that was. Also, I re-watched The Sopranos. Not sure if I mentioned that before or not. My memory blows. Silvio might be my favorite Soprano. Or Paulie. Not sure; they're all pieces of shit. My favorite episode is a lot of people's favorite: the one where Chris and Paulie go to comic 153 and find the first instance of alt text.
Thu Jul 15 23:15:47 2021

Oh. I also watched The Wire for the first time, finally. Shit was pretty fucking good, as everyone says. My favorite Wire is Bubbles. Hard not to love that dude. Also, Brother Alt Text is pretty good. How he showed up wearing a bow tie holding comic 153 and said to Cheese, "I start here."
Sun Jul 18 23:15:40 2021

And now I just started The Rose of Versailles. What the hell, this show is pretty great. I'm almost 5 episodes in and there's this arc going on about how these two ladies just won't fucking talk to each other and it's fucking THRILLING. Fucking anime... Anyway, I hope you're all doing well. Don't forget to drink water and eat lots of spinach and climb trees and pray to comic 153 so it can bestow alt text up on you. Alt text started in comic 153.
Tue Jul 20 23:15:47 2021

There was a weird little shack that sold snacks across the street from my high school, but no students were allowed to leave campus. A few times, I snuck off campus to get snacks. Snacks are good. Forbidden snacks are even better. Ever notice that? No? Well you can go straight to comic 153 and realize that's where alt text began.
Thu Jul 22 23:15:46 2021

I finally finished the MSQ quests in FFXIV. Feels cool, bro. I'm still casual as heck though. Took me forever. I'm looking forward to the next expansion. It'll be the first time I get to join my FFXIV buddies blasting through new content. Now I'm gonna do a bunch of sidequests and get more jobs to lvl 80. Speaking of numbers, alt text started in comic 153. How's THAT for a number?!
Sun Jul 25 23:15:42 2021

I've been doing a podcast with Stuart Gipp from Merry Hell on Dilbert. It's called The Dilcast and it's turning out to be a lot of fun. My favorite part of the podcast is when we're not talking about Dilbert. Anyway I hope you check it out. It's on Spotify and all those other podcast things like apple and alt text, which started comic 153.
Tue Jul 27 23:15:46 2021

I suck at cable management. I've got shit just plopped all over the place like a lunatic. I hope one day I can figure my crap out. Anyway, I was thinking of buying more cords. You know, just to have there laying around so my cats can nibble on them. Oh yeah we got cats. And alt text started 153.
Thu Jul 29 23:15:42 2021

So my wife and I adopted two kittens. It's fun, what can I say? They're cats, they purr, they run around and bop things, whaddya want from me?! But yeah, I forgot how much extra work taking care of li'l buddies is. Gotta scoop, gotta give food, etc. Love the li'l critters though. One of them comes up to me and will actually tap her paw on my nose in morse code that reads, "Alt text started comic 153, budday."
Sun Aug 1 23:15:51 2021

Tim Robinson is a genius. Holy shit, I Think You Should Leave is the funniest show. I love it and so do you. It's got that bald guy who says, "You have no good alt text that starts comics 153."
Tue Aug 3 23:15:42 2021

These cats won't stop climbing up the screen doors. Dag nabbit. I feel bad for complaining, because if I was a cat, I would climb up screen doors, too. Maybe I should start climbing up fences again. There was this huge fence that I would climb up when I was a kid. It led up to the top of this giant... wall that was just there in the middle of a field for some reason. Maybe it was there so someone could spraypaint "ALT TEXT WAS HERE AND IT BEGAN COMIC 153."
Thu Aug 5 23:15:42 2021

I watched the movie Pig recently. It was pretty dang memorable. I didn't expect it to be what it was, to be honest and I think that's probably what they were going for. I expected John Wick but about a pig. But instead what we got was a guy typing about how alt text started comic 153.
Thu Sep 23 23:15:42 2021

The great thing about chugging water all day is how many times you have to go to the bathroom. The bathroom is my favorite place on earth, other than the internet, which is where I learned that alt text started comic 153.
Sun Sep 26 23:15:44 2021

I just played Deltarune Chapter 2 and I loved it. I'm so glad that this game series is a thing and I can't wait for more. I don't wanna give much away, but at one point during the game, Sans the Skeleton from Untertale says, "Heh... One time I ate a bunch of hot dogs. Lol?" And then a funny noise played and then he said some crazy crap about alt text starting at comic 153.
Thu Sep 30 23:15:44 2021

I found this YouTube channel called ForgottenRelics that goes in-depth with Dragon Ball art, artists, etc who worked on the anime. He also reviews the evolution of Toriyama's art style. I love watching stuff like this, made by people who nerd out over the same stuff I do. Ah, Dragon Ball. My favorite character is Android Comic 153, who invented alt text. I dunno
Sun Oct 3 23:16:20 2021

I'm on my second watch-through of The Wire at the moment. Decided to watch it again after Michael K. Williams passed away. I've been sort of obsessed with the show since I watched it for the first time (recently). I blasted through this podcast called The Wire Stripped, which was cool too. I don't know. Maybe I should take a break, though. It is pretty depressing. It's almost as depressing as the fact that there's no alt text before comic 153 and there never will be.
Thu Oct 7 23:15:45 2021

I recently lost my dad and wasn't sure when I'd feel okay working on comics again. Josef and I actually both recently lost our fathers. For me, I've been trying to find a balance between distracting myself and letting myself feel sad. Right now as I type this (9/24), I've been in the days leading up to the funeral, so I've just been doing my best to be there for my mom. I don't know. It's been strange. I'm hanging in there. Just like that cat from the calendar. You know the one. The cat that hangs from the branch and says, "alt text started comic 153 baby!"
Sun Oct 10 23:15:29 2021

My two cats are wild. They go "meow meow meow." Can't believe that shit. Can you? I was thinking the other day when my cat was climbing up my screen door, completely ruining it, "Man, wouldn't it be something if cats went "meow meow meow?" Then I remembered they did. I also remembered that alt text started comic 153.
Thu Oct 14 23:15:23 2021

Sometimes you just gotta let your cats fish out your headphones from your desk drawer and let them dangle and bat them. That's life. Sometimes they bat headphones, and sometimes they get mysteriously woken up by hot sauce and kidney bean farts. I don't know. Sometimes I just think life's like a box of alt text. You never know what you're gonna comic 153.
Sun Oct 17 23:15:26 2021

Man, I have so much anime I want to watch. I wonder if I'll ever be able to get through One Piece. I guess if I can watch through the entirety of Dragon Ball multiple times, I can stand to sit through One Piece. I dunno. I just wanna be a pirate and get the treasure like Monkey D. Luffy. Yo ho ho he took a bite out of alt text started comic 153.
Tue Oct 19 23:15:22 2021

I've been drawing on a Microsoft Surface since the Hell arc of It Hurts. I love this thing, but it's been slowly warping. Like, the screen itself has bent and became discolored due to overheating and the stand just popped off. I'm kinda sad, because I may need to type "alt text started comic 153" on a new piece of equipment soon... :'(
Thu Oct 21 23:15:46 2021

It's kinda nuts how little TV I watch these days. Whenever I do, it's kind of a treat in a weird way. I still get that communal feeling I get, seeing a movie on TV. Like, right now as I type this, "Us" is playing. I feel like I'm sitting here on my ass typing about how alt text started at comic 153 with a bunch of other random knuckleheads out there in the world.
Sun Oct 24 23:15:22 2021

I consider the first 8 seasons of The Simpsons to be the most rewatchable episodes of television in history. I used to just throw on The Simpsons whenever and it would be the best thing ever. I kinda stopped rewatching those episodes for a few years and finally started watching them again. And it's great. It's like Homer says, "D'oh! Alt text started at comic 153."
Mon Jan 10 06:15:20 2022


It's been a while since I typed in this box. Boy howdy. Right now, I'm watching a Jerma Tier List compilation while updating a website. Watching some dude rate different fruit is perfect background noise for doing silly things such as remind people that alt text started in comic 153. It's been a while since I typed in this box. Boy howdy. Right now, I'm watching a Jerma Tier List compilation while updating a website. Watching some dude rate different fruit is perfect background noise for doing silly things such as remind people that alt text started in comic 153.
Tue Jan 11 23:15:25 2022

I used to love drinking super caffeinated sodas like Surge and Jolt. Those things were GOOOD. Nowadays, I just drink fistfuls of dirt mixed in with leftover water from the cat bowl. Lol, just kidding. It's coffee, I swear. Haha. Ha. Anyway, breakfast is my favorite meal, but I feel like I don't eat it often enough. The last huge breakfast I had was in comic 153 times when alt text was fucking texted or some shit.
Thu Jan 13 23:15:23 2022

One show I really loved but never finished was Regular Show. Actually, I technically never finished Adventure Time either. Maybe I should. Heck, I've got the time. Though I still got a lot of Columbo to get through. As I was typing this, my cat knocked over a bunch of shit and it made a shitload of noise and woke my wife up. Well that's alt text for you. Started comic 153 you know.
Sun Jan 16 23:15:25 2022

Right now, I wish I had a big plate of nachos in front of me. Not even good nachos, either. Just like... 711 nachos with tons of cheese goo and pickled jalapenos. Every now and then, I get cravings for pure garbage. Like AM/PM cheeseburgers and shit like that. Man, makes me wish alt text still sold comic 153. Stuff was yummy.
Tue Jan 18 23:15:29 2022

I started watching Cobra Kai a while ago and then just stopped. I just found it so hard to believe, you know? These two grown men obsessed with karate and they can't even shoot fireballs? Come on. Get with the program. Even alt text can shoot a fireball and it only started in comic 153.
Thu Jan 20 23:15:26 2022

Been so excited about the new Beach House album coming out. They're releasing it in 4 parts and the first 2 have already dropped. It's so good so far. Oh, also my wife and I are gonna see them live for the first time in April. It's gonna be a magical experience. Hopefully they don't cancel or postpone the tour due to alt text starting in comic 153.
Sun Jan 23 23:15:21 2022

As I upload this comic, I'm sitting in FFXIV waiting to do some stuff with friends on Discord. I consider myself a casual player, although I play most nights. I just kinda like to play because friends play the game and I like playing with them. I'm generally a bit of a hermit, but lately I've been enjoying the company of alt text started... comic... 153... I think I'm finally getting tired of typing this every update.
Tue Jan 25 23:15:20 2022

Eating is great. Like, I love eating food. I wish that I could eat Chinese food forever and never get full and never gain weight and all that fun stuff. Also I wish I could freeze time. I would pause time to think up a good alt text started in comic 153 joke. Especially because this is the 100th alt text I've written ever. How will I celebrate? I dunno, I'm just gonna be going to work today. Maybe I'll buy myself a falafel wrap with spicy hummus and cilantro sauce and chili and fries on the side and pickled onions and eat all that stuff and then daydream about my endless Chinese food stomach.
Thu Jan 27 23:15:21 2022

I've been finding it more and more difficult to pick shows to watch while I draw. I'm just not interested in many new shows and the shows I've watched seem kinda dull too. I wonder if it's me being depressed out of my mind or maybe I've just gotta find the right show to scratch an itch I didn't know I had. Hmm. Guess what? Alt text started 153 and I'm not afraid to say it.
Sun Jan 30 23:15:22 2022

We're watching my wife's cousin's cat. We've already got 2 cats, so right now there's this... cat drama going on. We've been doing our best to delicately introduce her without causing excess stress, but it's kinda tough. I love cats and I want all cats to be happy. Except Grumpycat. I want Grumpycat to remain forever grumpy in cat heaven. RIP alt text comic 153 forever thank you.
Tue Feb 1 23:15:26 2022

As a physical media guy, I always seem to buy stuff at the wrong time. For example, I bought blu-ray sets for Twin Peaks seasons 1-2 + Fire Walk With Me and then later bought Twin Peaks: The Return. A bit later, they put out this cool-ass box set called Twin Peaks Z to A, which was a box set of all that stuff plus more extras and a cool box and I was grouchy and I wanted it. I'm a sucker for a pretty box when it comes to series that I enjoy. I bought alt text comic 153 times though.
Thu Feb 3 23:15:23 2022

I just lost my cat for a good 10 minutes. Could be worse. I could have lost him for 11 minutes, lolol. What happened was I carried him with me while I was taking some trash out at night. I do this all the time because I'm an idiot. This time, he jumped out of my grasp and ran under some parked cars. When I looked under the cars, he was gone. I searched and searched and eventually found him by a neighbor's door. I'm guessing he thought all doors lead to inside our home. Wouldn't that be cool? Nah probably not. What if you walk in a door hoping you're going into a Taco Bell but end up back at your place? Fuck that. What a rip off. The other day I walked through a door and found out that alt text started during the award winning comic 153. I think Trisssh was in that one. I dunno.
Sun Feb 6 23:17:03 2022

Man Hollow Knight is cool. I gotta play more of that game. I really love the look and feel of it. Let's hear it for video games! YAAAAAAAAAAAA WOoOOWOOWOOWO HEY FUNNNN FUN FUN FUN WOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Whoa I didn't expect that to be so loud. Let's hear it for alt text starting in comic 153! (cricket noise) Oh nice free cricket.
Tue Feb 8 23:15:22 2022

I could eat an infinite amount of broccoli, I think. I hope I get the chance to try one day. I hope that I get pulled out of work and get told, "Gob, you gotta eat as much broccoli as you can." And then I would and the world would have no more broccoli left. Except for a bunch of broccoli seeds and I'd eat those too. I'd also eat 153 comics to get to the part where the alt text starts.
Thu Feb 10 23:15:22 2022

I woke up this morning with a pretty nasty headache. I think it's because I spent the previous night eating almonds and chocolate and washing it down with tomato sauce until I passed out. Anyway, what am I supposed to do, not eat? Gimme a break. Gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that alt text comic 153 time!
Sun Feb 13 23:15:23 2022

I think audio books are gonna be the next form of media I dive into. It suits me well. I've been wanting to watch new stuff on TV, but keep having to look up at the TV to watch whatever thing I'm watching and it's like, "shit, my eyes are supposed to be down at the cartoon I'm drawing!" So let's say I want to experience Tom Bombadil and his wacky adventures or whatever, all I need to use is my ears! I don't use my ears to draw! I use a tablet. Alt text started in comic 153. I used my hands to type that.
Tue Feb 15 23:15:25 2022

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 6 is pretty great so far. I really dig the main trio. Plus, the prison setting makes things fun and interesting. If I had a stand, it would just be my cat. It wouldn't have any powers, it would literally just be my cat. And its name would be Chocolate Chip, because that's already my cat's name. I would do a fun pose and say, "CHOCOLATE CHIP." And then nothing would happen, because my cat would be in the other room biting one of the plants meowing, "Alt text started in comic 153."
Thu Feb 17 23:15:23 2022

Every now and then, I really get back into drawing with pencil and paper again. There are a few recent comics that started off as sketches on a little note pad I carry around sometimes. I wish they would make a PC tablet thingie that's the size of a sticky note and you can use a tiny stylus to write a note for someone, then you leave the tablet where you want the person to see the note and when they read the note, they throw the tablet into the trash. Oh and the note read, "alt text started in comic 153."
Sun Feb 20 23:15:10 2022

I've been listening to gallons and gallons of Norm Macdonald clips while at work. I'll just throw on a long compilation and just listen and listen til the cows come home. And until I come home too. Alt text started in comic 153, back when Norm was still alive.
Tue Feb 22 23:15:11 2022

I bought a new pair of wireless headphones for my TV. It's nice because now I can hear the audio up close. Nothing like close-up audio going right into your head. Except for maybe ice cream. If I could put ice cream into my head all day rather than sound, I wonder which I would choose. I'll have to meditate on that. By meditate I mean eat ice cream and daydream about alt text starting in comic 153.
Thu Feb 24 23:15:14 2022

I remember the first time I drew on a computer with a mouse. This was back in the early 90s on my grandpa's IBM PS/1. Wow I am ancient. Anyway, I drew the Ninja Turtles and it was badass. If you've ever drawn ninja turtles, you know what I mean. I should hire Master Splinter to write these alt texts. He would remind you wisely that they started in comic 153.
Sun Feb 27 23:15:13 2022

I forget if I've talked about Smiling Friends in these alt texts yet, but if so then I'm about to do it again. I've rewatched the entire season twice within the last 24 hours. It's goshing excellent and every time I watch it, I latch onto something different. Like how after DJ Spit's first appearance, the next guy they run into transforms into DJ Spit and he's like, "ALT TEXT STARTED IN COMIC 153!!!"
Tue Mar 1 23:15:10 2022

Crap, I actually had something to talk about here, but completely forgot what it was gonna be. OH RIGHT. I was watching this documentary series called The Dark Side of the 90s. It reminded me that the decade that I grew up in and look back on fondly fucking sucked horse manure. I forgot lol. Nostalgia is stupid anyway. Sweet and stupid like comic 153. Ah, I remember that first alt text.
Thu Mar 3 23:15:12 2022

I wonder what it's like being a Californian who's never tasted pizza from the east coast. Do they just think their pizza is good? I wonder. I used to think New Jersey's Mexican food was delicious until I moved to CA. Then I was like, "Oh wow." The first time I had Mexican food in California I broke out in hives the next day. I like to think it's because it was so delicious. Man food kicks ass. Oh wait I wrote something similar on those lockers lol. Oh wow. All is connected. Like how alt text started in comic 153 and there's some right here too.
Sun Mar 6 23:15:09 2022

I've been watching this History of Looney Tunes series on YouTube by KaiserBeamz. It's fantastic. Plus there is tons of classic anime content on that channel. It's right up my alley. And yours too. Trust me. If you're into all things alt text started in comic 153, you'll LOVE KaiserBeamz.
Tue Mar 8 23:15:12 2022

I love ice cream. I hope one day somebody pays me $1,000,000,000 to eat ice cream until I barf. I bet I could go for a while. Ice cream and burritos. Yeah. Imagine that. I know I am. I close my eyes and see alt text right in my face started comic 153 dot com backslash barf.
Wed Mar 9 06:15:09 2022

I love ice cream. I hope one day somebody pays me $1,000,000,000 to eat ice cream until I barf. I bet I could go for a while. Ice cream and burritos. Yeah. Imagine that. I know I am. I close my eyes and see alt text right in my face started comic 153 dot com backslash barf.
Thu Mar 10 23:15:11 2022

Cats are such weirdos. I can't take how hilarious they are. My cat Ally loves to gnaw on my hand and lick it vigorously. I try to pull my hand away, but she'll literally grab it and pull it close to her face. I tell her, "ALLY WILL YOU TYPE THIS ALT TEXT? IT STARTED COMIC 153 BUT I NEED YOU TO DO IT FOR ME. I'M TOO LAZY." meow meoww mewow mewoe meow Thanks Ally
Sun Mar 13 23:15:11 2022

Sailor Moon was huge for me when I was little. I was in like 6th grade and it would air early in the morning. I'd be up before my mom and brothers, so I would sneak-watch it. I didn't want them to know I was watching something so "girly." I'm happy that I live in a time where it's okay to watch girly anime and be made fun of for watching it openly. I can talk about it all I want, along with the fact that alt text began in comic 153. People seem to like me talking about that.
Tue Mar 15 23:15:16 2022

I was just on a Berserk podcast with Grail today and had a great time. I love being on podcasts. I did a Dilbert podcast with Stuart Gipp and Grizz for a while, but I couldn't keep it up due to my workload. I wish being a goof was my full-time job. I wish I got paid to wake up, eat cereal, do pushups, go on a jog, and then draw goof comics and make jokes on podcasts. Oh and then I would stream Final Fantasy and eat burritos. Who cares. Alt text started in comic 153, as the famous saying goes.
Thu Mar 17 23:15:15 2022

I wish I was a DJ. I would do weddings and school dances and just scream over popular music. Just scream conspiracy theories as loud as I can. Get fired over and over and over to all the Bruno Mars that people can take. Blasting that bullcrap until kingdom come. Finally, when the principal of the middle school hands me that pink slip, I'd scream into a megaphone, "ALT TEXT STARTED IN COMIC 153, BAY-BEEEEEEEEE!"
Sun Mar 20 23:15:11 2022

I'm watching some video on "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John. I didn't realize it took so long to get to the first chorus. Way to go, Elton John. I saw that movie Rocketman and didn't like it. It didn't have enough alt text. I tried to get my money back but they just told me to go to comic 153.
Tue Mar 22 23:15:09 2022

I've been watching King of the Hill lately and I've found it pretty comfy. It's kinda interesting how there are little small-stakes storylines that seem to proceed through the series. I dig it. I'm really happy that it's coming back. Oh and did I mention dang ol alt text started in comic 153?
Thu Mar 24 23:15:12 2022

I want to play Elden Ring. It looks pretty neat. I've never played any Dark Souls-ish game, but this one is really standing out to me. I'll probably wait for it to go on sale or something. I'll only pay $153 for Elden Ring, which is the comic number alt text started on.
Sun Mar 27 23:15:09 2022

Ah, weekends. It's a time when you can eat chili until you get sleepy and then you fall asleep, wake up, eat more chili, and repeat. Sometimes you just need to sleep and eat chili. And potatoes. Did I mention that I really like potatoes? Potatoes are like alt text. They come from the dirt and they started in comic 153.
Tue Mar 29 23:15:11 2022

Another day, another chapter. I'm happy that I was able to update this chapter in its entirety without any breaks in updates. Huzzah! It's been a while. I hope I can keep it up. I think I just need to start chugging coffee during the week and chugging chili during the weekend. I want to live on an all-coffee diet. I'll just be awake all night, draw comics, and remind people how alt text started in comic 153 via late night text messages.
Sun May 1 23:15:15 2022


I beat Celeste the other weekend. It took me forever. It was one of those games that frustrated the living crap out of me, so I had to keep taking breaks and coming back to it. I'm glad I finally beat it, though. The game has a lot of depth and is really challenging. I only got the bare bones ending and don't even wanna try beating it any further, haha. I dunno, maybe one day I'll feel like torturing myself and re-play alt text started in comic 153.I beat Celeste the other weekend. It took me forever. It was one of those games that frustrated the living crap out of me, so I had to keep taking breaks and coming back to it. I'm glad I finally beat it, though. The game has a lot of depth and is really challenging. I only got the bare bones ending and don't even wanna try beating it any further, haha. I dunno, maybe one day I'll feel like torturing myself and re-play alt text started in comic 153.
Tue May 3 23:15:11 2022

I've been playing Final Fantasy X with my wife and have really been enjoying it. Believe it or not, it's only the second Final Fantasy game I've played. But I hope you believe it. I mean why would I lie? I'm not one of those liar-types. Do I seem like one? Gosh, I hope not. Alt text started in comic 153. That's the truth.
Thu May 5 23:15:10 2022

Just finished watching through the entirety of King of the Hill. It was a good chill time. Even though I watched a ton of episodes over the years, there were so many that I missed. I look forward to the show coming back. Also Beavis and Butthead. Also alt text started comic 153.
Sun May 8 23:15:09 2022

I'm was thinking earlier about how much I love water. You drink it, it hydrates you, it's great. Sometimes you can freeze it and eat it if you want. Hell, you can even piss it if you so desire. What can I say? I'm a real water maniac. Alt text started comic H2O. Sorry I mean 153. H2O isn't a number, what the hell is wrong with me?
Tue May 10 23:15:11 2022

I was thinking of finally watching WandaVision. For the last, I dunno, two years maybe I've been majorly burnt out on Marvel. Endgame was like "welp that's over." But it just kept going. The only way they'll truly get me back is if they bring back CG Hugh Jackman. Then I could say for certain that alt text started in comic 153.
Thu May 12 23:15:11 2022

I miss playing street hockey out of all the sports I played as a kid. Nothing like roller blading around and whacking stuff with a stick. Oh wait, that wasn't hockey I played. I just bopped mailboxes with a big stick. I can't help it sometimes. Just kidding, that never happened. Comic alt text 153 fun time
Sun May 15 23:15:12 2022

As I type this, I'm sitting nice and cozy in my thinkin' chair with my cat on my lap watching Tremors for the first time. It's pretty cool. I love me some bacon. KEVIN Bacon! Get it? Ahhh it's before your time. Speaking of time, there was once a time when alt text started. It was back in the old days of comic 153.
Tue May 17 23:15:11 2022

I love Elisabeth Moss. Alt text started comic 153.
Thu May 19 23:15:11 2022

During the break, I saw Beach House live for the first time. It was one of my favorite concerts I've seen. They're my favorite band and they're incredible live. They played lots of my favorites: PPP, Superstar, Take Care, Alt Text, Started Comic, 153. I dunno.
Sun May 22 23:15:10 2022

Smiling Friends really has a lot of rewatchabilty factor. It's really refreshing. A lot of people have noticed this, but it also stands out as a work that's not cynical and miserable, which is definitely prevalent in lots of cartoon comedy these days. Well both Smiling Friends and alt text got something in common. They both started in comic 153. Oh wait that's just alt text lolz
Tue May 24 23:15:08 2022

I have a lot of fun doing these pine barrens comics. I love the pinewolves, the oddly realistic setting, and I love Pup. I started using a more legible font for the pinewolves. I think it's important to be able to read what characters are saying. I also think it's important that alt text started in comic 153.
Thu May 26 23:15:08 2022

I randomly threw on episodes from the first season of Adventure Time the other day. It's weird being nostalgic about a show I started watching in my mid-twenties, when it feels like a show I watched as a kid. I think I felt that way when I first started watching the show. It evoked a lot of youthful feelings or whatever. Back when I was a kid, I had the hots for pink bubblegum chicks and gloomy vampires. I also had the hots for alt text. But it wasn't until comic 153 that I finally got to see it. What do I even know
Sun May 29 23:15:13 2022

Look at these words that I'm typing! I hope to God that I'm not wasting your life with these words. If at any point you wish to quit reading, feel free. But you might not learn that alt text started in comic 153.
Tue May 31 23:15:09 2022

Dirty Pair: The anime featuring a pair of girls who have guns. Coming soon to a... device near you. Go to retrocrush.tv and watch Dirty Pair. Unless you're chicken. Lol. Are you actually a chicken? Better watch out for that Colonel dude that's running around slaying and cooking you guys. I also hear that he genetically enhances alt text so it starts in comic 153.
Thu Jun 2 23:15:10 2022

I was on World of Warcraft for the first time in ages, and I decided to go to Darkshore with a night elf named Shrimpina. Randomly, some dude messaged me and started chatting me up. Turns out it was another old-ass person like me who was reminiscing about the old days of WoW. Ah, good times. I haven't played WoW since alt text started back in comic 153. Dang.
Sun Jun 5 23:15:11 2022

We made pasta salad yesterday. It was awesome. I chopped up an onion, some artichoke hearts, cheese cubes, zucchini, olives, and threw them in a big bowl with pasta and we dumped dressing on it. It was the best experience I ever had making pasta salad. Then again, I've only done it twice. The first time I did it was back in comic 153 when alt text first came around.
Tue Jun 7 23:15:11 2022

Man, tomorrow is the mid-season finale of Better Call Saul. I have this feeling that they're gonna do a huge cliffhanger. I can't take hanging off a cliff. I just can't take it. It's really scary and I might fall to my death. Vince Gilligan had better deliver a satisfying mid-season ending or I'll give him 153 spankings on his behind. Hey! Alt text started 153 comics into this series!
Thu Jun 9 23:15:08 2022

I'm trying to install Final Fantasy XI. I hear it's like FFXIV but with 3 less numbers. Speaking of numbers, alt text started in comic 153. In other news, I started working out. I'm doing an ultra slow version of "Couch to 5K" and this full-body home workout. Pushups, squats, crunches, and some other silly crap. I'm very out of shape but it feels good to be doing something about it finally. I hope that I can keep it up! Alt text starte-- oh right I said that already.
Sun Jun 12 23:15:11 2022

Ah, three-day weekends. There's nothing like 'em. Except maybe four-day weekends. Or like, Winter break where sometimes I get a whole week off. Or getting fired from a job and you're stuck at home forever. I should ask my work if I can get a paid firing. Like, they give me money to not work and I just sit home and tell people that alt text started in comic 153.
Tue Jun 14 23:15:09 2022

I love my cats but sometimes wonder what it'd be like to have a dog, too. See, cats are extremely convenient. They poop by themselves, clean themselves, entertain themselves... Whereas with dogs, you gotta squeeze the poop out of them, spray them with the pressure washer, and give them years of smiles and chuckles by telling them how alt text started in comic 153.
Thu Jun 16 23:15:10 2022

I Think You Should Leave might be the funniest show. I don't rewatch comedy shows much these days, but this one I've watched pretty frequently since it's come out. I can't really think of a single bad sketch. Yeah, if you haven't already, you should watch I Think You Should Leave. It's on Netflix. Also, you should watch Jojo's Bizarre Alt Text Adventure, Part (Comic) 153. That one was a bit of a stretch. Sorry.
Sun Jun 19 23:15:11 2022

Alt text will be saying goodbye at least for now. My friends, I know you have been loyal fans of alt text since comic 153 when alt text started in comic 153. I hope you all take care and if if I think of interesting junk to say in the future, take care. Alt text ended in comic 302. This is Gob McAlttext signing out :)
Tue Jun 21 23:15:12 2022

303: Humble Bungle
Thu Jun 23 23:15:09 2022

304: Big Punches
Sun Jun 26 23:15:11 2022

305: The Most Romantic Shit I Can Think Of
Tue Jun 28 23:15:11 2022

306: Why Won’t Our Parents Pick Us Up?
Thu Jun 30 23:15:10 2022

307: Night Road
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Tue Jul 12 23:15:11 2022

310: Brick is Alive
Thu Jul 14 23:15:08 2022

311: Never Forget
Sun Jul 17 23:15:12 2022

312: Thanks Ants
Tue Jul 19 23:15:09 2022

313: Shimmer Glimmer Chicken Dinner
Thu Jul 21 23:15:07 2022

314: From Ratatouille
Sun Jul 24 23:15:09 2022

315: The Ancient Art of Gymkata
Tue Jul 26 23:15:08 2022

316: Important Life Lessons with Mr. Tehrani
Thu Jul 28 23:15:08 2022

317: New Sisters
Sun Jul 31 23:15:12 2022

318: New Room Same Gloom
Tue Aug 2 23:15:10 2022

319: Nothing Changes Cause it’s All the Same
Wed Aug 3 11:15:10 2022

319: Nothing Changes Cause it’s All the Same
Thu Aug 4 23:15:08 2022

320: It’s Thinking
Mon Aug 8 06:45:39 2022

321: Waking Up to a Strange Ceiling
Tue Aug 9 23:15:10 2022

322: Breakfast Champions, Champions of Breakfast
Wed Aug 10 17:15:10 2022

322: Breakfast Champions, Champions of Breakfast
Thu Aug 11 23:15:09 2022

323: Shuhada Sadaqat
Sun Aug 14 23:15:17 2022

324: The Things You Say
Tue Aug 16 23:15:11 2022

325: The Option of First Resort
Thu Aug 18 23:15:13 2022

326: The Japanese do Produce Actual Literature, You Know That, Right?
Sun Aug 21 23:15:10 2022



Tue Aug 23 23:15:10 2022

328: Flutter of the Aperture
Thu Aug 25 23:15:10 2022

329: I Main Black Mage
Sun Aug 28 23:15:08 2022

330: You Know, For Destroying “Evidence”
Tue Aug 30 23:15:08 2022

331: Celebrity Couple
Thu Sep 1 23:15:09 2022

332: Celebrity Breakup
Sun Sep 4 23:15:10 2022

333: One Day I’ll Meet Krusty the Clown
Tue Sep 6 23:15:07 2022

334: The True Ally-Gator
Thu Sep 8 23:15:09 2022

335: Important Causes!
Sun Sep 11 23:15:14 2022

336: Mavis Dracula’s Joy Division Fanzine
Tue Sep 13 23:15:08 2022

337: Comic Book Repository
Thu Sep 15 23:15:12 2022

338: No Doomingdales?
Sun Sep 18 23:15:09 2022

339: For the Love of Goku
Tue Sep 20 23:15:08 2022

340: Buying Clothes
Thu Sep 22 23:15:09 2022

341: Another Shop in the Mall
Sun Sep 25 23:15:07 2022

342: Food Court, Shmood Shorts
Tue Sep 27 23:15:07 2022

343: Nick Lowe
Thu Sep 29 23:15:09 2022

344: 2wo Shots
Sun Oct 2 23:15:08 2022

345: SPOILERS
Sun Nov 27 23:15:12 2022



Tue Nov 29 23:15:08 2022

347: Two Term King
Thu Dec 1 23:15:12 2022

348: Serious Religion
Sun Dec 4 23:15:10 2022

349: Mourners Mourning Well
Tue Dec 6 23:15:08 2022

350: National Steamed Hams Meme Library
Thu Dec 8 23:15:12 2022

351: More Greetings
Sun Dec 11 23:15:08 2022

352: Sensible Chuckle
Tue Dec 13 23:15:09 2022

353: Roots Planted in the Past
Thu Dec 15 23:15:10 2022

354: Eulogy
Fri Dec 16 12:15:07 2022

354: Eulogy
Sun Dec 18 23:15:09 2022

355: Bill Stayed Up All Night Writing This Speech
Tue Dec 20 23:15:11 2022

356: The Body of Obtusangelo Trianglini
Thu Dec 22 23:15:09 2022



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Sun Jan 1 23:15:09 2023

359: Hole
Tue Jan 3 23:15:09 2023

360: Degrees and Walk Away
Thu Jan 5 23:15:08 2023

361: Imaginary Friend
Sun Jan 8 23:15:09 2023

362: Funeral Reception
Tue Jan 10 23:15:09 2023

363: Trigonomitria!
Thu Jan 12 23:15:10 2023

364: The Trianglinis!
Sun Jan 15 23:15:11 2023

365: Second Cousins
Tue Jan 17 23:15:10 2023

366: Moon Child
Thu Jan 19 23:15:10 2023

367: Books Books Books!
Sun Jan 22 23:15:08 2023

368: This Kid Probably Posts on Goodreads
Tue Jan 24 23:15:12 2023

369: Toblerone Trianglinis
Thu Jan 26 23:15:11 2023

370: This is Basically the Plot of Assassin’s Creed
Sat Jan 28 23:15:12 2023

371: Will Horn
Tue Jan 31 23:15:12 2023

372: The Lawyer Nook
Thu Feb 2 23:15:13 2023

373: Will Bill
Sun Feb 5 23:15:17 2023

374: Was the Next Comic Funny? I Forget
Tue Feb 7 23:15:09 2023

375: The Dorito Shape
Thu Feb 9 23:15:08 2023

376: Resting Bee Sting Personality
Sun Feb 12 23:15:10 2023

377: You’re Out of Touch
Tue Feb 14 23:15:12 2023

378: I’m Out of Thyme
Thu Feb 16 23:15:09 2023



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Tue Aug 29 23:15:07 2023

381: Heck of a Frick
Thu Aug 31 23:15:08 2023

382: ‘93 Canopysaurus
Sun Sep 3 23:15:07 2023

383: Becky Farm
Tue Sep 5 23:15:06 2023

384: Wrecky Farm
Thu Sep 7 23:15:07 2023

385: Before TikTok There Was YakBak
Sun Sep 10 23:15:08 2023

386: Bart Stole His Catchphrase :(
Tue Sep 12 23:15:10 2023

387: ¿Y Dónde Está el Piloto?
Thu Sep 14 11:15:08 2023

387: ¿Y Dónde Está el Piloto?
Thu Sep 14 23:15:08 2023

388: Real FBI Stories
Sun Sep 17 23:15:08 2023

389: Photography: A False Science
Tue Sep 19 23:15:09 2023

390: CSI S12E19
Thu Sep 21 23:15:08 2023

391: Gaggie
Sun Sep 24 23:15:07 2023

392: His name is Simon Grubneck
Tue Sep 26 23:15:08 2023

393: Street Interrogations
Thu Sep 28 23:15:06 2023

394: King of Convenience Part 2: The Second Chapter
Sun Oct 1 23:15:07 2023

395: King of Convenience Can’t Catch a Break
Tue Oct 3 23:15:09 2023

396: Horse Toilets
Thu Oct 5 23:15:11 2023

397: Swing Set
Sun Oct 8 23:15:08 2023

398: Radio Troubles
Tue Oct 10 23:15:12 2023

399: The T-Files
Thu Oct 12 23:15:12 2023

400: Story Milk
Sun Oct 15 23:15:10 2023

401: American Empire
Tue Oct 17 23:15:09 2023

402: Becky Farm Part 2
Thu Oct 19 23:15:09 2023

403: Laws of the Jungle (Woods)
Sun Oct 22 23:15:10 2023

404: Terry Gross: Soooo Shocked
Tue Oct 24 23:15:12 2023

405: Confrontation with the Barrens
Thu Oct 26 23:15:08 2023

406: The Journey Back
Sun Oct 29 23:15:09 2023




Tue Oct 31 23:15:16 2023





Thu Nov 2 23:15:09 2023

409: Full Squiggymode
Sun Nov 5 23:15:09 2023

410: Any Old Excuse
Tue Nov 7 23:15:11 2023

411: Fresh Air
Thu Nov 9 23:15:17 2023

412: Vroom Vroom
Sun Nov 12 23:16:21 2023



Tue Nov 14 23:15:15 2023

414: Casino Night Zone
Thu Nov 16 23:15:09 2023

415: Cool Lab Night Zone
Sun Nov 19 23:15:19 2023





Tue Nov 21 23:15:10 2023

417: All Cops Are Badniks
Thu Nov 23 23:15:13 2023

418: Mulberry Princess: Ultimate Shadow Reckoning
Sun Nov 26 23:15:11 2023

419: Mission Briefing
Mon Nov 27 17:15:09 2023

419: Mission Briefing
Tue Nov 28 23:15:10 2023

420: Peter Pizzarino, the Pizza Prince
Thu Nov 30 23:15:08 2023

421: Radio Googoo
Sun Dec 3 23:15:09 2023

422: Pizza Knight Rises
Tue Dec 5 23:15:10 2023

423: Mr. Gastorly
Thu Dec 7 23:15:10 2023

424: Mrs. Gastorly’s Mystery
Sun Dec 10 23:15:08 2023

425: Stuffed Dreadbear
Tue Dec 12 23:15:12 2023

426: Deductions
Thu Dec 14 23:15:09 2023

427: Late Night Escape
Sun Dec 17 23:15:10 2023

SPECIAL #4: The Please Forgive Me Girls Save Christmas!!! Part 1
Tue Dec 19 23:15:10 2023

SPECIAL #4: The Please Forgive Me Girls Save Christmas!!! Part 2
Thu Dec 21 23:15:34 2023

SPECIAL #4: The Please Forgive Me Girls Save Christmas!!! Part 3
Sun Dec 24 23:15:11 2023





Sun Dec 31 23:15:09 2023

428: The Dad Conspiracy
Tue Jan 2 23:15:10 2024

429: Dude Could Dunk Sitting Down
Thu Jan 4 23:15:14 2024

430: My Worst Nightmarecast!
Sun Jan 7 23:15:10 2024

431: Awkward Breakfast
Tue Jan 9 23:15:13 2024

432: Bluffcon ’15
Thu Jan 11 23:15:09 2024

433: Sonic Adventure 3
Sun Jan 14 23:15:10 2024

434: Trisssh Slithersby Has a Van
Tue Jan 16 23:15:08 2024

435: This Guy
Thu Jan 18 23:15:09 2024

436: Masks
Sun Jan 21 23:15:15 2024

437: Somebody Shot My Paw!
Tue Jan 23 23:15:10 2024

438: Patrick Star DnB Mix
Thu Jan 25 23:15:21 2024

439: Mighty Mask
Sun Jan 28 23:15:10 2024

440: Hamburger Hut
Tue Jan 30 23:15:09 2024

441: Trisssh Slithersby No Longer Has a Van
Thu Feb 1 23:15:10 2024

442: Giuseppe Lactoseintolerenzo
Sun Feb 4 23:15:11 2024

443: Because I Pay Attention
Tue Feb 6 23:15:11 2024

444: Allison is Hurt
Thu Feb 8 23:15:11 2024



Sun Feb 11 23:15:15 2024



Tue Feb 13 23:15:11 2024



Thu Feb 15 23:15:09 2024




Sun Feb 18 23:15:23 2024

449: Utah-Style Deep Dish
Tue Feb 20 23:15:10 2024

450: Somos Payasos
Thu Feb 22 23:15:09 2024



Mon Apr 1 12:15:10 2024



Tue Apr 2 23:15:12 2024

453: Negotiating with the Pinewolves
Thu Apr 4 23:15:12 2024

454: Free Kobi
Sun Apr 7 23:15:10 2024

455: Descendent of the Vanderbilts
Tue Apr 9 23:15:36 2024

456: I Turn the World Around With a Skeleton Hand
Thu Apr 11 23:15:09 2024

457: It Doesn’t Look Like Much
Sun Apr 14 23:15:10 2024

458: The Irishman
Tue Apr 16 23:15:09 2024

459: Love Your Suit
Thu Apr 18 23:15:09 2024

460: The Cable Guy (1996)
Sun Apr 21 23:15:11 2024

461: Spider Facts
Tue Apr 23 23:15:11 2024

462: The Amazing Spider-Mensch
Thu Apr 25 23:15:10 2024

463: The Hunchback of Notre Dame Had Some Killer Songs
Sun Apr 28 23:15:12 2024

464: Sweet Deal
Tue Apr 30 23:15:12 2024

465: Strike That
Thu May 2 23:15:12 2024






Sun May 5 23:15:08 2024

467: Scrambly
Tue May 7 23:15:10 2024

468: Oog
Thu May 9 23:15:10 2024

469: Pretty Sure Krusty Did It
Sun May 12 23:15:11 2024

470: Linda Hamilton
Tue May 14 23:15:12 2024

471: Oatmeal is Good for You
Wed May 15 17:15:09 2024

471: Oatmeal is Good for You
Thu May 16 23:15:10 2024

472: Lake Mondo 2: The Revenge
Sun May 19 23:15:10 2024

473: It’s Actually a Really Funny Show
Tue May 21 23:15:12 2024

474: Against My Better Judgment
Thu May 23 23:15:10 2024

475: Literal Garbage
Sun May 26 23:15:13 2024

476: Is This Getting Indulgent Yet?
Tue May 28 23:15:09 2024

477: Fantasy Swords
Thu May 30 23:15:10 2024

478: Ginge E. Ito
Sun Jun 2 23:15:30 2024

479: Staring True Death in the Face
Tue Jun 4 23:15:10 2024

480: All Shook Up, The Elvis Song
Sat Jun 8 09:03:37 2024

481: Anteaters
Mon Jun 10 09:04:37 2024

482: The Once and Future Trianglini
Wed Jun 12 00:15:10 2024

483: Soup
Fri Jun 14 00:15:08 2024

484: I Found You
Mon Jun 17 00:15:11 2024

485: This Happens During Chapter 13
Wed Jun 19 00:15:13 2024

486: Horsey Sauce
Fri Jun 21 00:15:14 2024

487: Cassie’s Story
Mon Jun 24 00:15:16 2024

488: Gotta Blast!
Wed Jun 26 00:15:11 2024

489: Crow Saint
Fri Jun 28 00:15:12 2024

490: Total Nipple Kill
Mon Jul 1 00:15:10 2024

491: I.O.U.
Wed Jul 3 00:15:16 2024

492: Knife Practice
Fri Jul 5 00:15:08 2024

493: Magic Pinkie Green Gorb
Mon Jul 8 00:15:10 2024

494: Chapter 15 – Fragmentation
Wed Jul 10 00:15:11 2024

495: Melanie’s Dad
Fri Jul 12 00:15:10 2024

496: Groß
Mon Jul 15 00:15:15 2024

497: Dang Cool Okay!
Wed Jul 17 00:15:10 2024

498: Erection Constabulary Part 2
Fri Jul 19 00:15:09 2024

499: They’re Calling Again
Mon Jul 22 00:15:08 2024

500: Yeah They Did
Wed Jul 24 00:16:46 2024

501: Early Morning Escape
Fri Jul 26 00:15:10 2024

502: Cool Pix!!!
Mon Jul 29 00:15:10 2024

503: Tree Guy
Wed Jul 31 00:15:10 2024

504: Oh Yeah, THIS Kid…
Fri Aug 2 00:15:09 2024

505: Unhoused Person Food?
Mon Aug 5 00:15:08 2024

506: Oh Thank God, It’s For Doggies
Wed Aug 7 00:15:08 2024

507: Silly-O Kart
Fri Aug 9 00:15:09 2024

508: Welp…
Mon Aug 12 00:15:08 2024

509: You Better Give Me a Title If You Don’t Want This One Called “Roof Guy”
Wed Aug 14 00:15:11 2024

510: Hi I’m a Funny Comic Title
Fri Aug 16 00:15:14 2024

511: Snitch
Mon Aug 19 00:15:09 2024

512: Aw Jeez I Can’t Believe This
Wed Aug 21 00:15:10 2024

513: Crime Scene
Fri Aug 23 00:15:09 2024

514: Plump Bodies Blocking Out the Sky
Mon Aug 26 00:15:09 2024

515: A Regular Jim Henson
Wed Aug 28 00:15:10 2024

516: Hyperbolic Jack Chamber
Fri Aug 30 00:15:08 2024

517: Back to the Future
Mon Sep 2 00:15:09 2024

518: Oh You Couldn’t See Him Before? Weird.
Wed Sep 4 00:15:08 2024



Fri Sep 6 00:15:09 2024

520: Something Something Inspector
Mon Sep 9 00:15:09 2024

521: Dumpster Thrivin’
Wed Sep 11 00:15:09 2024

522: Them Olmstead Rascals
Fri Sep 13 00:15:10 2024

523: The Last Bookstore
Mon Sep 16 00:15:09 2024

524: Bridget Jones’s Diarrhea
Wed Sep 18 00:19:43 2024

525: Oh Shit, They Got Goobas Here?
Fri Sep 20 00:15:08 2024

526: Jeremiah
Mon Sep 23 00:15:08 2024

527: Now Owned by Ferrara Candy Company
Wed Sep 25 00:15:09 2024

528: Internal Investigation
Fri Sep 27 00:15:10 2024

529: Chronicles of the Duskrealm Kingdoms: I Am The Devil’s Grandniece???
Mon Sep 30 00:15:08 2024

530: The Key of John Solomon
Mon Oct 7 00:15:09 2024

531: Used to Be
Wed Oct 9 00:15:10 2024