Wed Oct 16 20:29:25 2019
"If I make a joke about the plot being confusing, then it's okay that the plot is confusing" - Past Daniel
Tue Oct 22 00:21:06 2019
Now, please turn this textbook to page 38 while I get this PowerPoint set up
Tue Oct 29 00:20:44 2019
No no, that's the children's rum let me get you the hard stuff.
Thu Oct 31 22:28:02 2019
Peggy keeping her gas by her ass sounds like the setup for a fart joke, but this is a CLASSY comic about bunny rabbits being burned to death for cheap shock value.
Wed Nov 6 22:21:03 2019
"Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have let them listen to my mixtape!"
Thu Nov 14 22:21:09 2019
You know she's evil because she calls instead of texting
Fri Dec 6 00:21:22 2019
Jill's biggest shame is that some of the ale is left undranked
Sun Dec 15 07:21:14 2019
Nobody fucks with the Jesus Dick
Thu Dec 19 22:21:15 2019
If Jill, Riley, and Starflower are the Satanic 3, who's Knuckles?
Tue Mar 3 07:24:10 2020
They're dressed like a band that does folk metal covers of ABBA songs
Thu Apr 9 01:05:51 2020
"Oh I see, it's because you're trying to play all the genres at once"
Thu Jun 25 18:20:17 2020
Wow, Kaimay, it's so cool how you're open with your emotions like that!
Wed Jul 15 00:20:00 2020
Amaya your solution to EVERYTHING is to shoot it with a laser
Wed Jul 29 22:20:45 2020
Y'know, it's kind of weird that you're at a Bar Mitzvah dressed as Hitler.
Sun Sep 20 18:20:16 2020
Man, remember when California was "a cool place to fantasize about moving to" and not "constantly on fire"? Good times.
Sat Oct 24 22:21:13 2020
Jill mentions "stock" while Amaya fights a bull. If I were a bit more clever when writing this, I could've made some great Stock Market jokes.
Thu Nov 19 07:20:03 2020
It's a situation that comes up more often than you'd expect
Thu Dec 10 22:21:30 2020
The local legend is that Ketchupyonnaise is some dude's jizz, but officially there are only trace amounts of human semen in any of Doink Burger products.
Tue Dec 22 22:20:07 2020
Those fries were perfectly good, Molly!
Fri Jan 22 12:21:56 2021
Gamer Tip: To Win, Don't Lose
Mon Feb 1 00:21:32 2021
Mess with the bull, get the depressing realization that nothing will top messing with the bull
Fri Feb 26 07:36:44 2021
Jill's doing her part to save on the water bill by not washing her clothes
Thu Apr 8 00:20:48 2021
It would be really appropriate to play "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane here but Jill can't play chords.
Wed Apr 14 01:38:17 2021
It would be really appropriate to play "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane here but Jill can't play chords.
Thu Apr 15 00:41:37 2021
Due to autocorrect, Riley accidentally put out a Craigslist ad for a new racist, and already has 457 emails waiting for him when he gets back.
Thu Apr 29 00:20:52 2021
"Women in California have fake crop tops?"
"No, you idiot"
Thu May 20 00:20:15 2021
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my pig
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please I need him oh c'mon oh frig
Thu May 27 00:21:02 2021
That's actually mint cupcake frosting.
Thu Jun 3 07:21:05 2021
How is Molly reading her notes in such an atmospherically dark torture room anyway?
Thu Jun 10 00:23:51 2021
No one expects the Spanish Interrogation!
Thu Jun 17 00:23:18 2021
You didn't have to say it like that Tempest that was really rude
Thu Jun 24 07:21:05 2021
"I've been thinking lately, about getting stuffed by your thing"
"What?"
"Uh, nothing. Wanna go to my car so I can get crazy good hard stuffed?"
"What?"
"Uh, nothing"
Thu Jul 1 00:20:59 2021
"The answer I'm looking for is 'me', by the way"
"I gathered, yes"
Thu Jul 8 00:23:02 2021
It’s okay, no one important was late.
Thu Jul 15 07:20:37 2021
Maybe if I say it here she won't notice
Thu Jul 22 00:22:13 2021
I have done nothing but scream about bread for three days
Thu Jul 29 00:20:30 2021
Luckily, all Dog Champions go to heaven
Thu Aug 5 07:20:38 2021
"I could go on for hours about my sex life, and I'm going to and you can't stop me!"
Thu Aug 12 00:22:25 2021
Molly's fashion game continues to distress, but at least she ditched the yellow-on-yellow.
Thu Aug 19 00:20:44 2021
Jill thinks she's a fat and useless failure but not strongly enough to have an exclamation mark. Let's not get out of hand.
Thu Aug 26 07:20:25 2021
That was Helen's corn :(
Thu Sep 2 00:20:05 2021
"I mean, don't get me wrong, I adore Frozen, it's just not the time or place right now, Helen"
Thu Sep 9 07:19:55 2021
Smoosh! Smash! Comics aren't just for kids anymore!
Thu Sep 16 00:21:31 2021
Causing evil by moonlight, also evil in daylight, always wants to start a new fight, it's the one named Peggy F!
Thu Sep 23 00:21:35 2021
Has she lost her mind?
Mahou Shoujo Mech Pork Rind
How'd she get so big?
In that metal thing-ma-jig?
She wants Helen dead
Fills her underlings with dread
Tur-bo engines roar
Powered by heart-shaped core
Thu Sep 30 07:20:28 2021
I've had worse work environments, tbh
Wed Oct 13 00:21:57 2021
In Soviet Russia, rat's scraps feed you!
Thu Oct 14 00:24:21 2021
"The point of secret executions is that you do them SECRETLY!"
Thu Oct 21 07:24:03 2021
"Also you can keep the girl you're abusing I care enough to only kind of stop you"