Tue Jul 19 08:35:33 2011
Shame, Part 2
Wed Jul 20 00:52:15 2011
Mercy
Fri Jul 22 00:39:37 2011
Devil
Mon Jul 25 00:39:36 2011
Tattoo
Wed Jul 27 00:44:59 2011
Ryan Yzquierdo will threaten to sue me for this.
Thu Jul 28 00:39:56 2011
Tl;dr
Mon Aug 1 00:40:02 2011
Tired
Wed Aug 3 00:44:27 2011
Nobody
Fri Aug 5 00:43:40 2011
Apes Will Rise
Mon Aug 8 00:40:20 2011
Tree
Wed Aug 10 00:42:15 2011
Advice
Fri Aug 12 00:42:24 2011
Remake
Mon Aug 15 00:42:32 2011
Angry
Mon Aug 15 06:42:33 2011
Angry
Wed Aug 17 00:43:28 2011
Huffington
Fri Aug 19 00:51:44 2011
Disobedience
Fri Aug 19 12:43:52 2011
Disobedience
Mon Aug 22 00:53:26 2011
Rodimus
Tue Aug 23 00:42:20 2011
Staypuft
Wed Aug 24 00:42:04 2011
Foot in the door
Thu Aug 25 00:42:37 2011
Broken
Fri Aug 26 06:50:54 2011
Ripe
Sat Aug 27 12:43:45 2011
Ethan statue
Mon Aug 29 00:56:28 2011
Baconator
Mon Aug 29 18:42:14 2011
Issues
Wed Aug 31 01:06:08 2011
Asked
Thu Sep 1 00:42:02 2011
Show
Fri Sep 2 00:45:23 2011
Classy
Mon Sep 5 00:42:16 2011
Fault
Tue Sep 6 00:42:18 2011
Finally
Tue Sep 6 18:42:15 2011
Proposal
Thu Sep 8 00:42:25 2011
Sick
Fri Sep 9 00:42:05 2011
Why
Sat Sep 10 00:42:21 2011
Psyche
Sat Sep 10 06:42:09 2011
Psyche
Mon Sep 12 00:42:14 2011
Look
Tue Sep 13 00:42:19 2011
Drunk
Wed Sep 14 00:42:05 2011
Therapy
Thu Sep 15 00:42:11 2011
Catman
Fri Sep 16 00:42:02 2011
Frustrated
Mon Sep 19 00:42:23 2011
Results
Tue Sep 20 00:41:53 2011
Breeders
Wed Sep 21 00:57:42 2011
These words
Thu Sep 22 00:41:48 2011
Slide
Fri Sep 23 00:41:45 2011
Confidence
Mon Sep 26 00:56:51 2011
Math
Tue Sep 27 00:18:48 2011
Imaginext
Wed Sep 28 08:57:30 2011
Destroy the Sith we must
Thu Sep 29 00:42:40 2011
Blu-ray
Fri Sep 30 06:44:09 2011
Force ghosts
Sat Oct 1 00:41:53 2011
Sexsexsex
Mon Oct 3 00:42:07 2011
Like a Russian Nesting Doll
Mon Oct 3 12:42:52 2011
Like a Russian Nesting Doll
Tue Oct 4 00:42:23 2011
Miss
Wed Oct 5 00:42:10 2011
Ace
Thu Oct 6 00:48:23 2011
To go
Fri Oct 7 07:07:21 2011
Bisexual
Mon Oct 10 00:42:37 2011
Beware the Knee-Jerk Response
Mon Oct 10 06:42:38 2011
Beware the Knee-Jerk Response
Wed Oct 12 00:43:03 2011
Fools
Fri Oct 14 00:43:10 2011
“Dolly? Jeffy? Who ate PJ?”
Mon Oct 17 00:42:22 2011
Earth: Cybertron’s Lost and found
Wed Oct 19 00:43:26 2011
Slag
Fri Oct 21 00:43:42 2011
Charisma
Mon Oct 24 08:46:36 2011
Medication
Wed Oct 26 06:42:13 2011
Prescription
Fri Oct 28 08:37:15 2011
Halloween
Mon Oct 31 00:40:00 2011
Mom
Tue Nov 1 09:31:46 2011
Community
Wed Nov 2 06:40:04 2011
Better
Thu Nov 3 02:53:40 2011
Spirits
Fri Nov 4 00:40:03 2011
Bathrooms
Mon Nov 7 00:40:13 2011
Clownshoes
Tue Nov 8 00:40:19 2011
Exception
Wed Nov 9 00:40:10 2011
Dark realm
Thu Nov 10 00:40:12 2011
Brofist
Fri Nov 11 00:40:10 2011
Leslies
Mon Nov 14 00:40:51 2011
Scourge
Tue Nov 15 00:40:22 2011
Catwoman
Wed Nov 16 00:39:56 2011
Riddler
Thu Nov 17 01:14:37 2011
Tasty
Fri Nov 18 00:41:50 2011
Death
Mon Nov 21 00:40:35 2011
Hug
Tue Nov 22 01:26:34 2011
First Edition
Wed Nov 23 03:39:48 2011
Harder
Thu Nov 24 03:40:25 2011
Baggie
Fri Nov 25 03:39:48 2011
Fun fun fun fun
Sun Nov 27 03:39:20 2011
Buy book four!
Mon Nov 28 00:57:08 2011
Once again
Wed Nov 30 00:26:46 2011
Worst Transformers toyline name ever
Fri Dec 2 06:39:23 2011
False Equivalence
Mon Dec 5 01:23:08 2011
Sphincter clench
Wed Dec 7 03:39:42 2011
First base
Fri Dec 9 03:42:10 2011
Scrolling
Mon Dec 12 03:39:28 2011
Awesome inside sources
Wed Dec 14 03:39:31 2011
The Muppets
Fri Dec 16 03:40:33 2011
Totally Playskool
Sat Dec 17 03:39:21 2011
Pearly gates
Mon Dec 19 03:40:48 2011
RETRIBUTION RETURNS
Wed Dec 21 03:39:41 2011
Favorite
Fri Dec 23 03:39:32 2011
He’s the reason for the season.
Mon Dec 26 03:39:36 2011
Reader Question 1
Tue Dec 27 03:39:37 2011
Reader Question 2
Wed Dec 28 03:39:29 2011
Reader Question 3
Thu Dec 29 03:39:19 2011
Reader Question 4
Fri Dec 30 03:39:32 2011
Reader Question 5
Mon Jan 2 03:39:29 2012
Shark pit
Wed Jan 4 01:44:14 2012
Red Robin
Fri Jan 6 03:39:31 2012
Here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again
Fri Jan 6 08:57:28 2012
Here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again
Mon Jan 9 03:39:32 2012
Feel
Tue Jan 10 03:39:57 2012
Date
Wed Jan 11 03:40:05 2012
Ultrasound
Thu Jan 12 03:39:46 2012
Mild-mannered
Fri Jan 13 03:39:55 2012
Surprise
Mon Jan 16 03:39:23 2012
Arrangement
Tue Jan 17 03:39:53 2012
Kitchen
Thu Jan 19 03:39:29 2012
Helicopter
Fri Jan 20 03:39:30 2012
Rude
Mon Jan 23 03:39:40 2012
Forgiveness
Tue Jan 24 03:39:24 2012
Absolutely
Wed Jan 25 03:39:35 2012
Chill
Thu Jan 26 03:39:31 2012
Considered
Fri Jan 27 03:39:36 2012
Undone
Sat Jan 28 03:39:31 2012
A poster!
Mon Jan 30 03:40:07 2012
Donk
Wed Feb 1 03:39:28 2012
SHE A NO ONE
Fri Feb 3 03:39:23 2012
The ‘Block
Sat Feb 4 03:39:37 2012
Hey, don’t break this time, website.
Mon Feb 6 03:39:49 2012
Horrid
Wed Feb 8 03:42:10 2012
Fates
Fri Feb 10 03:39:31 2012
Miko
Mon Feb 13 03:39:26 2012
Death’s Head
Tue Feb 14 03:41:13 2012
Somebody has an issue with gender
Tue Feb 14 19:41:38 2012
Somebody has an issue with gender
Wed Feb 15 03:40:15 2012
Valentine
Fri Feb 17 03:39:29 2012
Correct
Mon Feb 20 03:39:19 2012
Taste
Wed Feb 22 03:39:47 2012
Geeks
Fri Feb 24 03:39:24 2012
Spoiled
Mon Feb 27 03:39:28 2012
Mashed potatoes
Wed Feb 29 03:40:05 2012
Historical
Thu Mar 1 03:39:28 2012
Sash
Fri Mar 2 03:39:31 2012
Jeshua
Mon Mar 5 03:40:03 2012
Israel
Tue Mar 6 03:40:18 2012
Upset
Wed Mar 7 03:39:37 2012
Sabbath
Thu Mar 8 03:41:46 2012
Family
Fri Mar 9 03:39:31 2012
Always
Mon Mar 12 04:40:25 2012
Yes, father
Tue Mar 13 14:39:34 2012
Yes
Wed Mar 14 04:39:39 2012
Stickers
Fri Mar 16 04:39:59 2012
Manila
Mon Mar 19 02:46:19 2012
“The feeling’s mutual.”
Tue Mar 20 04:39:49 2012
YES
Wed Mar 21 04:41:43 2012
Genetic sexual attraction
Thu Mar 22 04:40:36 2012
Batman, DDS
Thu Mar 22 14:39:43 2012
Batman, DDS
Fri Mar 23 04:40:19 2012
Den of thieves
Mon Mar 26 04:39:42 2012
Aliens
Wed Mar 28 04:40:06 2012
Delightful
Thu Mar 29 04:41:34 2012
In person
Fri Mar 30 04:40:56 2012
Wolverine
Mon Apr 2 04:39:40 2012
Robbed
Tue Apr 3 04:39:45 2012
Stacy
Wed Apr 4 04:40:20 2012
Savior
Thu Apr 5 04:40:15 2012
Big sister
Fri Apr 6 04:40:20 2012
Frown
Mon Apr 9 04:40:06 2012
Visitation
Tue Apr 10 04:41:05 2012
Great
Wed Apr 11 04:40:16 2012
Console
Thu Apr 12 04:41:15 2012
Wen
Fri Apr 13 04:40:58 2012
Last respects
Mon Apr 16 04:39:36 2012
Kill Tally
Wed Apr 18 04:42:28 2012
Swiftwind
Fri Apr 20 04:39:35 2012
Draw Something
Mon Apr 23 04:39:41 2012
Empathy
Wed Apr 25 04:39:35 2012
Dinobot Syndrome
Fri Apr 27 04:40:48 2012
Hate you
Mon Apr 30 04:40:51 2012
Reunion
Wed May 2 04:40:38 2012
Lefty
Fri May 4 04:40:39 2012
The Avengers
Sat May 5 04:39:23 2012
Dumbing of Age Book 1 Kickstarter
Mon May 7 04:40:16 2012
Little
Wed May 9 04:39:50 2012
Time machine
Fri May 11 04:40:12 2012
Bowser
Sat May 12 04:40:42 2012
Shortpacked! Book 1 can be reprinted
Mon May 14 04:39:49 2012
Singy
Tue May 15 04:39:54 2012
Billion
Wed May 16 04:40:30 2012
Influence
Thu May 17 04:40:35 2012
Stupid
Fri May 18 04:40:58 2012
Feelings
Sat May 19 04:40:21 2012
SP Book 1 reprint is just $1k shy of its goal!
Mon May 21 04:39:22 2012
Knock Out
Wed May 23 04:40:39 2012
Artemis
Fri May 25 04:39:46 2012
Acting
Sat May 26 04:39:14 2012
Roomiesbook2
Mon May 28 04:40:04 2012
Past due
Wed May 30 04:40:16 2012
Retaliation
Fri Jun 1 04:40:51 2012
Alfred
Mon Jun 4 04:41:57 2012
Fringe
Tue Jun 5 04:40:29 2012
Ten
Wed Jun 6 04:40:45 2012
Optometrist
Thu Jun 7 04:41:29 2012
Matchmaker
Fri Jun 8 04:41:35 2012
Catsuits
Mon Jun 11 04:42:18 2012
Caine
Tue Jun 12 04:41:32 2012
A Very Special Announcement
Wed Jun 13 04:40:23 2012
Birth
Thu Jun 14 04:40:54 2012
Chemicals
Fri Jun 15 04:41:26 2012
Rest
Mon Jun 18 04:42:16 2012
Sideswipe
Wed Jun 20 04:40:53 2012
Equal time
Fri Jun 22 04:41:32 2012
Mothers
Mon Jun 25 04:39:37 2012
Gotham
Wed Jun 27 04:41:15 2012
Monitor
Fri Jun 29 04:43:43 2012
Jem
Mon Jul 2 04:53:22 2012
Guest strip by Chris Hallbeck
Wed Jul 4 04:40:34 2012
Guest strip by Zach Weinersmith
Fri Jul 6 04:41:12 2012
Guest strip by T Campbell, Phil Kahn, and John Waltrip
Mon Jul 9 04:41:42 2012
Sometimes
Wed Jul 11 04:40:56 2012
Fathers Day
Thu Jul 12 04:39:47 2012
McGee and Me
Fri Jul 13 04:41:25 2012
Pin-up
Mon Jul 16 04:40:54 2012
Imagine
Tue Jul 17 04:40:15 2012
Treasury
Wed Jul 18 04:40:33 2012
Bruticus
Fri Jul 20 04:42:10 2012
Appreciation
Mon Jul 23 04:40:36 2012
Rise
Wed Jul 25 04:40:06 2012
Cashgrab
Fri Jul 27 04:40:27 2012
Proposition
Mon Jul 30 04:39:48 2012
Manager
Tue Jul 31 04:40:24 2012
Barbie
Wed Aug 1 04:40:24 2012
Daughter
Thu Aug 2 04:39:58 2012
Jealous
Fri Aug 3 04:40:36 2012
Flip
Mon Aug 6 04:40:46 2012
Pickle
Tue Aug 7 04:39:33 2012
Gifts
Wed Aug 8 04:40:39 2012
Knock
Thu Aug 9 04:40:37 2012
Mistakes
Fri Aug 10 04:39:53 2012
Marks
Mon Aug 13 04:40:29 2012
Sonic
Tue Aug 14 04:40:58 2012
Quagmire
Wed Aug 15 04:40:33 2012
Globe
Thu Aug 16 04:40:30 2012
Spermjack
Fri Aug 17 04:39:56 2012
Pretty
Mon Aug 20 04:39:49 2012
Dare to imagine
Wed Aug 22 04:39:25 2012
I like gooooooooold
Fri Aug 24 04:39:40 2012
Heed the call of the last Prime
Mon Aug 27 04:39:23 2012
License
Wed Aug 29 04:39:18 2012
Baz
Fri Aug 31 04:39:42 2012
Bender
Sat Sep 1 04:40:01 2012
Crisis
Mon Sep 3 04:39:25 2012
Lucy
Tue Sep 4 04:39:48 2012
Dating
Wed Sep 5 04:40:32 2012
Errand
Thu Sep 6 04:39:31 2012
Casual
Fri Sep 7 04:41:07 2012
Click
Mon Sep 10 04:40:16 2012
Fifteen
Tue Sep 11 04:39:23 2012
Wardrobe!
Wed Sep 12 04:40:00 2012
Together
Thu Sep 13 04:40:38 2012
Do
Fri Sep 14 04:39:18 2012
Bridesmaid
Mon Sep 17 04:41:03 2012
Ceremony
Tue Sep 18 04:42:49 2012
News
Wed Sep 19 04:39:50 2012
Moving
Thu Sep 20 04:41:12 2012
Babysitter
Fri Sep 21 04:40:19 2012
Happy ending
Mon Sep 24 04:39:37 2012
Ladyfriends
Tue Sep 25 04:40:49 2012
Attached
Wed Sep 26 04:39:29 2012
Floors
Thu Sep 27 04:39:28 2012
Surgical strike
Fri Sep 28 04:39:43 2012
Interview
Sat Sep 29 04:39:42 2012
I’m coming to Bloomington, Indiana, on October 5!
Mon Oct 1 04:39:33 2012
Magic
Wed Oct 3 04:40:24 2012
Murdered
Fri Oct 5 04:39:14 2012
T-Wrecks
Mon Oct 8 04:40:18 2012
New store
Wed Oct 10 04:39:36 2012
Buffer
Fri Oct 12 04:39:24 2012
Low-hanging fruit
Mon Oct 15 04:40:18 2012
Legs
Wed Oct 17 04:39:47 2012
We’ll have to redo this conversation in January.
Fri Oct 19 04:39:51 2012
Sunk cost
Mon Oct 22 04:39:57 2012
Look, up in the sky, it’s an unstoppable cannonball of death
Wed Oct 24 04:39:36 2012
The poor
Fri Oct 26 04:40:39 2012
Catwoman
Mon Oct 29 04:39:56 2012
Ransom
Wed Oct 31 04:39:45 2012
Joyce and Walky! updating sooooomeday!
Fri Nov 2 04:40:03 2012
The storyline title is suddenly appropriate again.
Mon Nov 5 03:39:29 2012
Nope
Tue Nov 6 03:39:53 2012
Twenty-three
Wed Nov 7 03:40:11 2012
Marathon
Thu Nov 8 03:40:39 2012
Patterns
Fri Nov 9 03:39:24 2012
Dreaming
Mon Nov 12 03:39:20 2012
As you do
Tue Nov 13 03:39:43 2012
Handbook
Wed Nov 14 03:39:21 2012
Adjustments
Thu Nov 15 03:40:22 2012
Twenty
Fri Nov 16 03:39:22 2012
Nicest
Mon Nov 19 06:39:26 2012
Robin DeSanto in “Yus, We Can’t”
Wed Nov 21 03:39:32 2012
Courage
Fri Nov 23 03:39:43 2012
Trampling
Mon Nov 26 03:39:19 2012
I’ve Grown Accustomed To Your Spine
Wed Nov 28 03:39:26 2012
Grounded
Fri Nov 30 03:39:32 2012
Smokescreen
Sat Dec 1 03:39:24 2012
Webcomic Rampage 2012
Mon Dec 3 03:40:32 2012
Knighttime
Wed Dec 5 03:39:38 2012
Freak show
Fri Dec 7 03:40:17 2012
Behavior
Mon Dec 10 03:39:42 2012
Lease
Tue Dec 11 03:39:50 2012
Jerkgirl
Wed Dec 12 03:39:28 2012
Pansy
Thu Dec 13 03:39:18 2012
Denver
Fri Dec 14 03:39:41 2012
Trial run
Mon Dec 17 03:39:33 2012
Contact highs
Tue Dec 18 03:39:35 2012
Portal
Wed Dec 19 03:39:39 2012
Stockroom
Thu Dec 20 03:39:26 2012
Yes, Ethan is gay in this universe.
Fri Dec 21 03:39:38 2012
Intact
Sun Dec 23 03:39:25 2012
Reader Question 1
Mon Dec 24 03:39:30 2012
Reader Question 2
Tue Dec 25 03:39:18 2012
OMSG CHRISTMAS U GAIZ!!!
Wed Dec 26 19:39:23 2012
Reader Question 3
Fri Dec 28 03:39:22 2012
Reader Question 4
Mon Dec 31 03:40:59 2012
Batman DDR Redux
Mon Jan 7 03:39:19 2013
In
Tue Jan 8 03:39:39 2013
Stuck
Wed Jan 9 03:40:16 2013
Energy
Thu Jan 10 03:40:04 2013
Alternate
Fri Jan 11 03:39:24 2013
Downer
Mon Jan 14 03:39:47 2013
Pamela
Tue Jan 15 03:39:27 2013
God
Wed Jan 16 03:39:38 2013
Wednesday
Thu Jan 17 03:39:47 2013
Just a Toy Store
Fri Jan 18 03:40:09 2013
Heaven and Earth
Mon Jan 21 03:39:21 2013
Rachel
Tue Jan 22 03:39:36 2013
Shifting
Wed Jan 23 03:39:30 2013
Loop
Thu Jan 24 03:39:23 2013
Paradox
Fri Jan 25 03:39:32 2013
Joke
Mon Jan 28 03:39:47 2013
Mom
Tue Jan 29 03:39:41 2013
Flexible
Wed Jan 30 03:39:25 2013
Die
Thu Jan 31 03:40:22 2013
Hand
Fri Feb 1 03:39:30 2013
Uh oh
Mon Feb 4 03:39:27 2013
Best
Mon Feb 4 13:40:37 2013
Best
Tue Feb 5 03:39:35 2013
How many
Wed Feb 6 03:39:31 2013
No comment
Thu Feb 7 03:41:24 2013
Forgive
Fri Feb 8 03:40:40 2013
Prologue
Mon Feb 11 03:39:42 2013
Metroplex
Wed Feb 13 03:39:47 2013
Too Big
Fri Feb 15 03:39:26 2013
it is, i checked
Mon Feb 18 03:39:22 2013
the new show is super adorbs
Wed Feb 20 03:39:27 2013
Oh good, Lucy thought, I'm safe.
Fri Feb 22 03:39:28 2013
only if you two are amazingly fertile, leslie, only if you two are amazingly fertile
Sat Feb 23 03:39:21 2013
if you still need help finding it, it's also the dumbing of age booth
Mon Feb 25 03:39:26 2013
there are worse dudes to be stuck with the 'block / your actor's married to liz lemon on 30 rock
Wed Feb 27 03:39:21 2013
no one knows how to show up in shortpacked! like gaston
Wed Feb 27 13:40:16 2013
no one knows how to show up in shortpacked! like gaston
Fri Mar 1 03:39:26 2013
malaya has never been so turned on in her life
Sat Mar 2 03:42:19 2013
Emerald City Comicon 2013 RIGHT NOW
Mon Mar 4 03:39:37 2013
this is how the episode would end if it had like five more seconds
Wed Mar 6 03:39:48 2013
also everyone had mustaches, seriously everybody
Fri Mar 8 03:40:34 2013
john smith likely fabricated this whole story but he was voiced by mel gibson so let's call it even, anyway we murdered all the native americans later, the end
Mon Mar 11 04:41:37 2013
i don't even know why ethan talks to this guy, robin's clearly better at it
Wed Mar 13 04:41:30 2013
give up, little man, relax, just chill / go buy us all up, you know you will
Fri Mar 15 04:39:34 2013
nacho cheese forever
Mon Mar 18 04:39:33 2013
it's dick('s friend) in a box
Wed Mar 20 08:39:29 2013
don't worry leslie it will but you'll also have to teach gender studies in indiana
Fri Mar 22 00:43:42 2013
JAMES ROBEERRRRRRRTS!!!!
Mon Mar 25 00:39:42 2013
a wild drew appears
Tue Mar 26 00:41:36 2013
it sure is Ethan Talks To His Ex week in willis webcomic land
Wed Mar 27 00:41:12 2013
you know i kind of want to draw claire in line behind drew OH WHOOPS now she gets a line
Thu Mar 28 00:39:50 2013
frankly he should be thankful that thad hasn't shown up -- or thadly he should be thankful that frank hasn't shown up
Fri Mar 29 00:40:33 2013
originally she had white gloves but that was a a liiiiiiittle too mario
Mon Apr 1 00:39:29 2013
in the immortal words of popeye: that's all i can stands and i can't stands no more
Tue Apr 2 00:39:24 2013
looks like rachel wanted a daughter more than joe wanted a son
Wed Apr 3 00:41:52 2013
it's my birthday today, i'm giving myself lesbians????
Thu Apr 4 00:39:21 2013
party is the class in session, and the only lesson Is to party when you party with me
Fri Apr 5 00:39:23 2013
folks who return to the strip after skipping it for a few years'll all be like, hey, ethan's drawn a little differently now, huh?
Mon Apr 8 00:39:40 2013
the kingdom of god is within you
Tue Apr 9 00:39:23 2013
i am standing here beside myself --ben jabituya
Wed Apr 10 00:39:59 2013
her pants are blazing for you --ben jabituya
Thu Apr 11 00:39:41 2013
i am thinking she is a virgin, or at least she used to be -- ben jabituya
Fri Apr 12 00:39:25 2013
except that one time you locked me up for a few months, that showed promise
Mon Apr 15 00:39:37 2013
and deep breath
Tue Apr 16 00:39:39 2013
Peace
Wed Apr 17 00:40:59 2013
maybe i'll find him by the time this comic publishes
Thu Apr 18 00:39:22 2013
well i've transformed him like five times now what do i do
Fri Apr 19 00:39:31 2013
just need to check on something -- yup still looks like catman
Sat Apr 20 11:09:37 2013
can you tell the wings and flames were added in post
Mon Apr 22 00:40:58 2013
smarting of age
Tue Apr 23 00:41:10 2013
life for you will surely change / maybe for the better
Wed Apr 24 00:41:37 2013
both my strips are about cognitive dissonance today, aren't they
Fri Apr 26 00:39:21 2013
well i DREW it on the seventy-fifth anniversary, does THAT count?
Sat Apr 27 00:39:38 2013
Calgary Expo
Mon Apr 29 00:39:42 2013
this comic would have been more accurate if the last panel were full of the c-word-for-ladies but i think i'm okay without it
Wed May 1 00:40:24 2013
meryl can also be bald like bruce if you really want
Fri May 3 00:39:32 2013
you will either have no idea what this is about or HATE ME WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS
Mon May 6 00:39:57 2013
no he's not really joining the store
Wed May 8 00:39:29 2013
gijoe retaliation was great, but could have used more of dwayne johnson carrying around a giant talking lizard on his shoulders
Fri May 10 00:41:54 2013
shortpacked: conforming to all demographic standards
Sat May 11 00:39:27 2013
better late than never
Mon May 13 00:39:43 2013
choosy moms choose 30th anniversary springer
Wed May 15 00:39:36 2013
teen titans go is the best thing on television, shut your face
Fri May 17 00:39:52 2013
non-whites are 1 ppm
Sat May 18 00:40:57 2013
Phoenix Comicon
Mon May 20 00:41:20 2013
a strip about ultra car got pushed back to wednesday, sorry
Mon May 20 02:39:23 2013
a strip about ultra car got pushed back to wednesday, sorry
Wed May 22 00:39:34 2013
i've got your number / little car / don't try to run / you won't get far
Fri May 24 00:39:33 2013
so close
Sat May 25 00:40:12 2013
I’m at Phoenix Comicon right now!
Mon May 27 00:40:25 2013
Hetalia
Wed May 29 00:39:26 2013
look i know i'm opening up a huge can of internet worms just by MENTIONING mlp but jesus please you guys don't be weird down there
Fri May 31 00:39:29 2013
with ethan and his toys gone there's so much less to eat
Mon Jun 3 00:40:17 2013
amy adams has already doubled the amount of lois lane in shortpacked!
Wed Jun 5 00:39:43 2013
now we wait and find out if rule 34 is doing its job
Fri Jun 7 00:39:56 2013
ken is just really happy that new comics are now like the unicron trilogy comics of his youth
Mon Jun 10 00:39:39 2013
knees, yes; soul, no
Wed Jun 12 00:39:45 2013
stop salvationing yourself, stop salvationing yourself
Fri Jun 14 00:39:44 2013
welp time to go digital
Mon Jun 17 00:39:26 2013
'oh god we hoped we'd make successful movies of all our other stuff but turns out they don't have giant fighting robots'
Wed Jun 19 00:39:38 2013
now portrayed by benedict cumberbatch
Fri Jun 21 00:39:39 2013
leslie would be a huuuuuuge fan of dumbing of age
Sat Jun 22 00:39:37 2013
jack it, jack it, jackety-jack, spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack
Mon Jun 24 00:39:35 2013
here's your damn man of steel comic about what everyone is talking about
Mon Jun 24 02:39:28 2013
here's your damn man of steel comic about what everyone is talking about
Wed Jun 26 00:39:36 2013
including pocahontas 2 is just adding insult to injury
Thu Jun 27 00:39:35 2013
Botcon 2013 this weekend!
Fri Jun 28 00:39:40 2013
Rainmakers
Sat Jun 29 02:39:38 2013
I’ve just made a huge mistake
Mon Jul 1 18:39:29 2013
Jason Jansen
Wed Jul 3 00:39:40 2013
you know you're a lady if they call you a slut
Fri Jul 5 00:39:43 2013
actually this was the first time in three years that i didn't find a searched-by-the-tsa pamphlet in my suitcase afterwards
Mon Jul 8 00:39:41 2013
sometimes as i'm buried in doa i ask myself 'why do i still do shortpacked?' and it turns out the answer is malaya and faz
Wed Jul 10 00:40:18 2013
man and the bottom of the pit is even extra pointy and sharp, impeccable work you guys
Fri Jul 12 00:39:51 2013
shortpacked: now 100% jokes i first told on twitter
Sat Jul 13 00:40:07 2013
please come visit me, also bring booze
Mon Jul 15 00:39:36 2013
ninja rick now speaks in a naruto font, i've decided
Wed Jul 17 00:39:34 2013
constructbots the revolutionary new completely-customizeable transformers that go from okayish robot to some amazingly bullshit vehicle and back
Fri Jul 19 00:39:31 2013
bludgeon's hat doesn't fit once you put his vest on
Sat Jul 20 00:39:43 2013
NIPPLE
Sun Jul 21 00:39:22 2013
true story, i'm dead
Wed Jul 24 00:39:51 2013
guess who had to reschedule his flight back a day and then help his friend move and then finish this comic with an hour to spare
Fri Jul 26 00:39:36 2013
yeah i'll mail that jetfire back to you asap i swear
Mon Jul 29 00:39:30 2013
best storyline title ever????
Tue Jul 30 00:39:48 2013
it's a big bushy fake mustache
Wed Jul 31 00:39:28 2013
and that little boy was chris sims
Thu Aug 1 00:39:21 2013
how do you even emote without suspenders
Fri Aug 2 00:39:29 2013
check out the other aisles labeled HAPPY MEAL CRAP and DAY-GLO NEON
Mon Aug 5 02:39:23 2013
unsure of what pronoun to use in regard to giant rampaging genitalia monster
Wed Aug 7 00:39:43 2013
so i've been reading this book by reza aslan
Fri Aug 9 00:39:24 2013
everyone asked for this strip so here it is
Mon Aug 12 00:39:53 2013
hell, fiction should have MORE variance than real life instead of less, because diversity is more interesting
Wed Aug 14 00:39:32 2013
Robin DeSanto: Private Oy
Fri Aug 16 00:39:58 2013
and THIS is why shortpacked! doesn't have a buffer
Mon Aug 19 00:39:26 2013
LIFE HACK: avoid getting a real job by becoming a webcartoonist
Wed Sep 11 17:02:12 2013
MISANDRY
Thu Sep 12 00:40:08 2013
oh hey geoffrey nicholson still exists
Fri Sep 13 00:40:22 2013
schtickshift is faz right
Mon Sep 16 00:40:11 2013
malaya is trying very very hard
Wed Sep 18 00:40:33 2013
every time he clicks back to an Aurex universe it's just more racing
Fri Sep 20 00:40:20 2013
eat me ken ham
Mon Sep 23 00:43:21 2013
he was gonna move out once a few years ago but it was raining that day
Wed Sep 25 00:40:14 2013
countless tacos were also lost that day
Fri Sep 27 00:40:19 2013
that said i want this friggin' movie on blu-ray already god dammit
Mon Sep 30 00:53:32 2013
don't care if you don't understand this one, this one's for me
Wed Oct 2 00:40:37 2013
200 demerits means you have to give robin a shoulder rub
Fri Oct 4 00:39:41 2013
YOU KNOW THE TRUTH NO MORE EXCUSES AMERICA
Mon Oct 7 00:39:16 2013
'me grimlock know you like it by the book'
Wed Oct 9 00:41:02 2013
in which the cartoonist has one of those funky winkerbean smirks you just want to remove with a hammer
Fri Oct 11 00:42:15 2013
what are these 'facial expressions' of which you speak
Mon Oct 14 00:39:23 2013
this is the TNIest strip isn't it
Wed Oct 16 00:39:16 2013
all kickstarter book mailing and no play makes david a dull boy
Fri Oct 18 00:39:29 2013
destro's a big spender
Mon Oct 21 00:39:22 2013
i have a bad feeling about this mission
Wed Oct 23 00:39:49 2013
lucy got off easy -- ninja rick woke up with an ultra car tattoo
Fri Oct 25 00:39:17 2013
you'd forgotten about already hadn't you
Mon Oct 28 00:39:15 2013
there's always next year
Wed Oct 30 00:39:37 2013
if a maximal falls in the arctic wilderness does it make a sound?
Thu Oct 31 00:39:51 2013
yeah i'd change that name if i were you
Fri Nov 1 00:39:26 2013
Everyone on the Beast Wars cartoon had giant ball bearing buttcheeks and Ultra Mammoth will be no exception.
Fri Nov 1 17:39:35 2013
Everyone on the Beast Wars cartoon had giant ball bearing buttcheeks and Ultra Mammoth will be no exception.
Mon Nov 4 00:39:14 2013
'I cannot stop constantly narrating my own life. (At that very moment I feared I had divulged too much)'
Tue Nov 5 00:39:28 2013
weird, waspinator talks in the dumbing of age font
Wed Nov 6 00:39:44 2013
'it was the perfect answer. completely negative. no one could mistake that for a yes.'
Thu Nov 7 00:39:21 2013
good news: someone to talk to, bad news: it's waspinator
Fri Nov 8 00:39:26 2013
wait come back i didn't get your name
Mon Nov 11 00:39:27 2013
i figger if the axalon is in africa-ish and the quantum surge hit in the night, it should probably be day where ultra mammoth is
Tue Nov 12 00:39:44 2013
now-extinct north american horses and cheetahs in the hizzzoouse
Wed Nov 13 00:39:32 2013
it's not a beast wars story unless waspinator is hurt
Thu Nov 14 00:39:35 2013
one more strip and we're done
Fri Nov 15 00:39:35 2013
how dark you think this ending is depends on how competent you believe waspinator to be
Sat Nov 16 00:39:48 2013
there is a HELL of a lot of amazi-girl coming your way in dumbing of age, btw
Mon Nov 18 00:39:38 2013
I WILL FIND HIM guilty
Wed Nov 20 00:39:34 2013
swap some nouns around and this strip could be about bronies
Fri Nov 22 00:39:35 2013
played by james marsden
Mon Nov 25 00:39:32 2013
'we pay you in good feelings about i, galasso'
Wed Nov 27 00:39:23 2013
this should answer some questions i get asked a lot on tumblr
Fri Nov 29 00:39:50 2013
Spending Lots Of Time Around My Two Year Old Niece Comix
Sat Nov 30 00:39:35 2013
let's retcon this Big No as triumphant overflowing happiness????
Mon Dec 2 00:39:32 2013
shortpacked! god talks in monotype corsiva, which is some sixteenth century english thing whoops
Wed Dec 4 00:39:41 2013
'Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.'
Fri Dec 6 00:40:08 2013
shortpacked! is kind of the tail that dumbing of age's dog wags these days, isn't it
Mon Dec 9 00:39:47 2013
THE RETURN OF DINO PARK
Wed Dec 11 00:39:36 2013
rip todd mills
Thu Dec 12 00:40:56 2013
okay back in proper storyline mtwtf schedule now
Thu Dec 12 02:41:12 2013
okay back in proper storyline mtwtf schedule now
Fri Dec 13 00:39:39 2013
it's approaching christmas break and it's a leslie robin storyline AND it's friday the thirteenth what is this agreeableness
Mon Dec 16 00:39:52 2013
robin was big into street sharks
Tue Dec 17 00:40:59 2013
i for one welcome our new lesbian robot overlords
Wed Dec 18 00:39:33 2013
if i recall dumbing of age will be in the middle of terribleness right now, so have a reprieve over here
Thu Dec 19 00:39:42 2013
i designed mrs desanto for dumbing of age though she hasn't appeared yet, mr desanto is drawn off-the-cuff
Fri Dec 20 00:40:16 2013
ORIGIN STORY TIME
Mon Dec 23 00:39:36 2013
why doesn't robin wear sandles any more oh right i hate drawing them
Tue Dec 24 00:39:33 2013
'she ate poop' 'i already know that one!'
Wed Dec 25 00:41:01 2013
for the five of you who are on the web today
Mon Dec 30 20:39:31 2013
direct responses that-a-way
Wed Jan 1 00:39:39 2014
not that i would know anything about this
Fri Jan 3 00:40:09 2014
she wears an apron, no joke, though it's technically because she's a blacksmith...?
Mon Jan 6 00:39:31 2014
my next webcomic series is totally gonna be titled 'sex weirdos'
Wed Jan 8 00:42:50 2014
she's also not a geisha, you can quit claiming that
Fri Jan 10 00:39:29 2014
at first the strip idea was just the skywriting all by itself but then i had to go poke the bear
Mon Jan 13 00:40:48 2014
you can't prove to me that the kevin smith thing actually happened in an actual comic
Wed Jan 15 00:39:38 2014
how does alex milne do all that line detail, i gave up like five minutes in
Fri Jan 17 00:39:26 2014
it's so hard to not type 'if my calcule are correct' instead
Mon Jan 20 00:40:09 2014
see this is still a comic about toys look at that super soaker
Tue Jan 21 00:40:36 2014
oh hey, 30 rock reruns!
Wed Jan 22 00:39:51 2014
babies are great.... FOR ME TO POOP ON
Thu Jan 23 00:40:11 2014
not sure that's going to fit
Fri Jan 24 00:39:50 2014
this may inadvertently nudge slipshine porn requests in a certain direction
Mon Jan 27 00:39:48 2014
dumb thing said by real people, obvious retort, beat panel, punchline, on to drawin' genitalia
Wed Jan 29 00:39:39 2014
welp who wants to go crib shopping
Fri Jan 31 00:39:47 2014
leslie's super fine with this, she's got her eyes on the prize
Mon Feb 3 00:39:50 2014
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wed Feb 5 00:41:03 2014
five minutes earlier: 'man there's nothing worse than bronies'
Fri Feb 7 00:41:06 2014
tempted to have this be faz's last comic
Mon Feb 10 00:41:26 2014
DARKNESS! NO PARENTS! SUPER RICH! kinda makes it better
Wed Feb 12 00:40:28 2014
pretend these ponies are vietnam war-era soldiers
Fri Feb 14 00:39:51 2014
happy valentine's day???????????
Mon Feb 17 00:39:37 2014
wait is ultra car really an adult, she's like ten
Tue Feb 18 00:41:29 2014
her glasses are actually polycarbonate
Wed Feb 19 00:39:58 2014
when you think about it, ultra car's dating this slowly-decaying thing
Fri Feb 21 00:39:53 2014
leslie may be the luckiest human being alive
Mon Feb 24 00:40:07 2014
wait has anyone seen faz, we've got a mess for him to clean up
Tue Feb 25 00:39:30 2014
don't tell amber or you might have to uncross her name off the list
Wed Feb 26 00:39:21 2014
can we make them cry, that's sort of interesting
Fri Feb 28 00:42:12 2014
it's important to teach your children about the nineties
Mon Mar 3 00:42:45 2014
it's the same reason ethan just can't stay mad at john boehner
Wed Mar 5 00:39:30 2014
you see a little girl reading adventure time you smack that shit out of their hands
Fri Mar 7 00:39:34 2014
shortpacked hates to see him leave but dumbing of age loves to watch him go
Mon Mar 10 00:41:08 2014
i'm red alert, i transform into a lamborghini fire rescue car
Wed Mar 12 00:39:52 2014
and yes all their names start with r
Fri Mar 14 00:39:31 2014
i always wanted to make a pilgrimage and now it's not going to happen and i am flipping my shit
Mon Mar 17 00:39:34 2014
i always wanted to go to that store and try to buy pinocchio and frankenstein and see if the clerk 'got it'
Wed Mar 19 00:39:33 2014
it's roz so we're not sure if that's a double entendre or not
Thu Mar 20 00:39:45 2014
roz can probably think of several ways in which she would like to be consoled
Fri Mar 21 00:39:41 2014
I DO WHAT I WANT
Sat Mar 22 00:39:44 2014
ultra car literally in the flesh
Mon Mar 24 00:39:38 2014
'you're a big fan of pocket lint right also i have this used straw paper'
Wed Mar 26 00:39:35 2014
aaaaaaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Fri Mar 28 00:39:36 2014
if god doesn't give us more than we can handle, then why are dicks only five inches???
Fri Mar 28 08:39:44 2014
if god doesn't give us more than we can handle, then why are dicks only five inches???
Sat Mar 29 00:39:31 2014
megatron's actually a power bottom
Sun Mar 30 00:39:26 2014
roz this is robin we're talking about i need you to qualify 'extra stupid'
Mon Mar 31 00:39:31 2014
oh leslie if only there were someone out there who loved you
Tue Apr 1 00:40:48 2014
the illustration for today's feels like the saddest thing i've ever drawn
Wed Apr 2 00:39:32 2014
'i am not a weenie, you are the weenie!'
Thu Apr 3 00:39:37 2014
i'm thirty-five today
Fri Apr 4 00:39:35 2014
oh hey drew
Sat Apr 5 00:39:41 2014
leslie deftly avoids mentioning her sweet light saber vibrator
Sun Apr 6 00:39:28 2014
doesn't leslie know nonhistorical jesus wears a white robe with a blue sash, c'mon girl
Mon Apr 7 14:39:42 2014
the chronicle dares to ask
Tue Apr 8 00:39:34 2014
and everyone lived happily ever after a few years later
Wed Apr 9 00:39:30 2014
everyone back in 5000 bc talked like google translate, prove they didn't
Wed Apr 9 02:39:31 2014
you know this isn't historical because gizmo is still afloat somehow
Fri Apr 11 00:39:42 2014
wonk wonk
Sat Apr 12 00:39:37 2014
PLEDGE TO MEEEE!!!!!
Sun Apr 13 00:41:08 2014
SPOILERS: weewee goes in the veevee
Mon Apr 14 00:39:26 2014
remember that time joe biden split off into his own faction and he got that gold chrome head
Wed Apr 16 00:39:33 2014
how have i not been drawing awesome sydney yus faces all these years
Fri Apr 18 00:41:16 2014
lucy may still be a little bitter
Sat Apr 19 00:41:23 2014
she is the night
Mon Apr 21 00:40:02 2014
i had a batman strip in mind but then realized this was shortpacked's last easter
Wed Apr 23 00:39:43 2014
i will gladly pay you tuesday for nakedness today
Thu Apr 24 00:39:38 2014
maggie saw that last panel from across the room and was like all aaaaaaa
Fri Apr 25 00:39:42 2014
stealth is the movie where johnny five is a jet and also murderous
Sat Apr 26 00:39:29 2014
some day soon kickstarter will no longer be my entire life
Mon Apr 28 00:44:24 2014
'man and i didn't even have to blackmail anybody'
Tue Apr 29 00:39:42 2014
panel five may be my favorite malaya face ever
Wed Apr 30 00:39:41 2014
the shortpacked employee handbook does not have a very stringent section on sexual harassment
Thu May 1 00:39:36 2014
ken what do you know
Thu May 1 22:39:41 2014
ken what do you know
Fri May 2 00:39:40 2014
task for today's strip: have ultra car inquire about a horrific thing without it sounding like i'm advocating it, let's see how i did
Sat May 3 00:39:32 2014
lookit that purple rainbow of promised porn
Mon May 5 00:39:29 2014
there was originally going to be some joe in this storyline but after the creepy-ass comments last week i neglected to use him here for my own sanity
Tue May 6 00:39:47 2014
ultra car 3 bodies evolution
Wed May 7 00:40:08 2014
everything solved by malaya's selfishness, it is a miracle
Thu May 8 00:39:26 2014
'but you're buying me a new glove'
Fri May 9 00:39:33 2014
i'm so happy for those two assholes
Sun May 11 14:40:00 2014
plural
Mon May 12 00:39:25 2014
'aren't you glad you made them hire me'
Wed May 14 00:39:26 2014
they're colored like starfire
Fri May 16 00:39:25 2014
hey kids, check out this free comic with batman beyond on the cover
Mon May 19 00:39:22 2014
goddammit malaya
Tue May 20 00:39:33 2014
punchline dedicated to joel watson
Wed May 21 00:39:42 2014
smoochy smoochy
Fri May 23 00:41:30 2014
even if billy graham didn't make it up himself the story is still solidly christian in tone and message
Mon May 26 00:41:04 2014
the super brave comedy bros are not based directly on any specific two folks, so no trying to figure that out
Wed May 28 00:39:34 2014
unseen: live calf
Fri May 30 00:41:19 2014
sorry, groundbuster
Mon Jun 2 00:39:26 2014
and now you can't unsee it
Wed Jun 4 00:39:36 2014
of course this strip is on-topic for shortpacked, it's about toys isn't it???
Fri Jun 6 00:41:40 2014
the laserbeak's getting repurposed as sg laserbeak just so you know
Mon Jun 9 00:42:23 2014
always a marriage officiant, never an officiee
Wed Jun 11 00:40:13 2014
and make everything in blinking text and comic sans
Fri Jun 13 01:34:06 2014
ultra car leaves humanity in the dust again!
Mon Jun 16 01:09:20 2014
it was going to be chris latta until this morning
Wed Jun 18 00:41:01 2014
speaking of magical, hey, james roberts
Fri Jun 20 02:40:13 2014
also you get kind of chubby
Mon Jun 23 00:39:26 2014
i hope jeph jacques second webcomic project is about pizza girl, or may, or both
Wed Jun 25 00:39:14 2014
they really really like those slides about who they're selling to, i've seen them like a half-dozen times now
Fri Jun 27 00:39:11 2014
i'm no republic serial villain, i finished watching it thirty-five minutes ago
Mon Jun 30 00:41:10 2014
marky mark is a hard guy to caricature
Wed Jul 2 00:39:29 2014
now that megatron has, how shall we say, DEPARTED...
Fri Jul 4 00:39:21 2014
whoa WHOA ken, being open about your music playlists is a PRETTY BIG STEP in a relationship, dude
Mon Jul 7 00:39:33 2014
i think that's the Beandel Test
Wed Jul 9 00:39:29 2014
idly wondering when i get to meet my little sister's new boyfriend
Fri Jul 11 00:39:32 2014
breathtaking
Mon Jul 14 00:39:24 2014
sometimes you just gotta draw a comic that ends in a huge happy smile
Wed Jul 16 00:39:43 2014
nintendo never remembers battle clash stupid jerks
Fri Jul 18 00:39:26 2014
look at those two, bullying poor benny with their phones
Sat Jul 19 00:39:41 2014
this meet-up takes place in amazi-girl's imagination, i mean, batgirl is FICTIONAL, duh
Mon Jul 21 00:39:31 2014
today's comic goes out to everyone who doesn't get to post at my website because 'i see cameltoe' was your FIRST-EVER COMMENT
Wed Jul 23 00:39:49 2014
oh god it starts help me help me send for help
Thu Jul 24 02:39:29 2014
yep, that's me, buy my new book Seconds Of Age
Mon Jul 28 02:39:54 2014
look it up
Wed Jul 30 00:39:37 2014
this is how i'm going to clear out my book storage unit
Fri Aug 1 00:39:35 2014
you know when you lay it all out like that, robin's life is kinda crazy, huh
Fri Aug 1 02:39:32 2014
you know when you lay it all out like that, robin's life is kinda crazy, huh
Mon Aug 4 00:39:43 2014
how do you even
Wed Aug 6 00:41:20 2014
yes i know there is a hush beyond
Wed Aug 6 02:41:45 2014
yes i know there is a hush beyond
Fri Aug 8 00:39:22 2014
'what, no, not revenge of the fallen, we're not total monsters'
Mon Aug 11 00:39:26 2014
no this one isn't about what television show god wants back on the air
Wed Aug 13 00:39:26 2014
geez ultra car keep a lamp in there or something
Fri Aug 15 00:39:24 2014
these aren't the employees you're looking for
Mon Aug 18 00:39:15 2014
versus 'food lion' which is a grocery store
Wed Aug 20 00:39:23 2014
of course sydney is an accomplished cyberneticist
Fri Aug 22 00:39:28 2014
HEIST HEIST HEIST HEIST HEIST HEI--aw dammit
Mon Aug 25 00:39:37 2014
baka!!!!!
Wed Aug 27 00:39:22 2014
i carried 4000 books into a storage unit today so no backgrounds
Fri Aug 29 00:39:21 2014
at this point there may be more fight scenes in shortpacked than in it's walky
Mon Sep 1 00:39:23 2014
if you super need a punchline at the end, just read the second two rows first and then the first row
Wed Sep 3 00:39:22 2014
she just said she throws lots of things
Fri Sep 5 00:39:24 2014
malaya would be at work, but, you know, doodie calls
Mon Sep 8 00:39:26 2014
sweet man-on-sorta-man action
Wed Sep 10 00:39:24 2014
dudes think they're being super fucking magnanimous when they say that but NOPE it's fuckin terrible
Fri Sep 12 00:39:18 2014
next she's going to build a laser cannon at the top of a mayan pyramid
Mon Sep 15 00:40:53 2014
MEOW.
Wed Sep 17 00:39:23 2014
but seriously chrome is awful, why is it on everything this year
Fri Sep 19 00:39:29 2014
if you ever want to see your precious windblade, send unmarked bills to this address
Mon Sep 22 00:39:32 2014
http://i.imgur.com/Tv5O0XQ.gif
Wed Sep 24 00:39:23 2014
'or has it'
Fri Sep 26 00:39:27 2014
featuring a penguin who's REALLY into sandwiches
Mon Sep 29 00:40:51 2014
last singularikitty strip somebody was all like THAT PINK CAT REMINDS ME OF GIRLS WITH SLINGSHOTS and i was like oh really so here's that ol' disclaimer at the bottom again
Wed Oct 1 00:39:28 2014
let us discover this together, over the epochs of time
Fri Oct 3 00:39:24 2014
from a conversation i had with my friends swift and quez this morning
Mon Oct 6 00:39:30 2014
mike isn't scared, he's just incredibly turned on and so he's clearing off the bed in anticipation
Wed Oct 8 00:39:25 2014
also you should not check out his self-published novel where he has to become a sex fiend to keep himself from diddling his comatose house guest
Thu Oct 9 20:39:28 2014
once you have kids you stop being able to exist in strictly copy-pasted panels
Mon Oct 13 00:39:29 2014
everyone wanted a gritty street-level serpentor, right
Wed Oct 15 00:39:33 2014
ultra car entirely closing her mouth is something i avoid, but i feel the expression super needed it so oh well
Fri Oct 17 00:39:33 2014
dudes on twitter are all 'so disappointed you're anti-gamergate' and i'm like 'i'm so disappointed you think i'm a terrorist'
Mon Oct 20 00:39:19 2014
lol
Wed Oct 22 00:39:29 2014
and so much of it crossreferences obama
Fri Oct 24 00:39:21 2014
the temptation to draw him as rowan atkinson was strong
Mon Oct 27 00:39:19 2014
EAT ALLL THE DONUTS
Tue Oct 28 00:39:18 2014
WACKY HIJINKS
Wed Oct 29 02:39:24 2014
uh oh leslie's goin' scorched earth
Thu Oct 30 00:39:31 2014
i feel like this may be a sore area for leslie
Fri Oct 31 00:39:24 2014
aka the corpsemobile
Mon Nov 3 00:40:57 2014
my tweet was really popular so i made it into a comic
Tue Nov 4 00:39:32 2014
aww, they're pals
Wed Nov 5 00:39:25 2014
it's just an attachment
Wed Nov 5 17:39:31 2014
it's just an attachment
Thu Nov 6 00:39:25 2014
donna stop stealing the show
Fri Nov 7 00:39:20 2014
abed ant ones
Mon Nov 10 00:39:28 2014
i'm not crying, you're crying
Tue Nov 11 00:39:30 2014
ninja rick was busy watching a bleach marathon
Wed Nov 12 00:39:30 2014
she got them from the same place they got all those scrubs look-a-likes
Fri Nov 14 00:39:16 2014
'this doesn't make any sense, my invitation specifically said it was today'
Mon Nov 17 00:39:33 2014
saw a black dude vote, racism is over
Wed Nov 19 00:39:32 2014
'batman can breathe in space' is official so i guess shortpacked! can end now
Fri Nov 21 00:39:29 2014
jesus woulda flipped his shit if it were paul
Mon Nov 24 00:39:21 2014
i've been seeing myself on video all weekend and so i am feeling particularly vulnerable about my physical appearance
Wed Nov 26 00:39:20 2014
happy thanksgiving, sort of
Fri Nov 28 00:39:14 2014
happy black friday everyone, sort of, no
Mon Dec 1 00:39:16 2014
the stuff of magic isn't terribly sturdy
Wed Dec 3 00:39:42 2014
not to be confused with marvel transformers number eleven, titled 'brainstorm!'
Fri Dec 5 00:39:14 2014
100% unrecycled comicstuffs
Mon Dec 8 00:39:21 2014
senioritis
Wed Dec 10 00:39:28 2014
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Fri Dec 12 00:39:14 2014
repainting rodimus into thing has become cheetimus's cottage industry
Mon Dec 15 00:39:04 2014
these are the comics you write when you are sick
Wed Dec 17 00:39:02 2014
'also life-sized' 'well damn'
Fri Dec 19 00:43:33 2014
'folks, i've been batman'
Mon Dec 22 00:39:06 2014
the annie comic strip was friggin' hardcore
Wed Dec 24 00:39:08 2014
he'll be home for christmas only in his dreams
Fri Dec 26 00:39:04 2014
three more stand-alones next week, then...
Mon Dec 29 00:39:00 2014
robin worships the best pantheon
Wed Dec 31 00:39:04 2014
i mean, obviously
Fri Jan 2 00:40:37 2015
the prototype was made out of a ping pong table
Mon Jan 5 00:39:04 2015
between penciling this a month ago and inking it friday, i had to edit in the word 'homosex' from a hilarious bigoted comment i got about dumbing of age
Tue Jan 6 00:39:02 2015
that last panel ultra car is basically always in my head forever
Wed Jan 7 00:39:04 2015
and remember hush is four things, which is preposterous
Thu Jan 8 00:39:05 2015
it probably means nothing
Fri Jan 9 00:39:01 2015
surprise guest star
Mon Jan 12 00:39:10 2015
can't say this hasn't been foreshadowed
Tue Jan 13 00:38:54 2015
NO BUS FOR YOU
Wed Jan 14 00:39:02 2015
quick someone show malaya comic book ads from the eighties
Wed Jan 14 14:39:01 2015
quick someone show malaya comic book ads from the eighties
Thu Jan 15 00:39:01 2015
unfortunately it was not Bring Your Children To Work Day and so sorry no Donna
Fri Jan 16 00:39:01 2015
quick, call spider-man
Sat Jan 17 00:39:02 2015
fart
Wed Apr 1 00:39:29 2015
dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab