Tue Jul 19 08:35:33 2011

Shame, Part 2
Wed Jul 20 00:52:15 2011

Mercy
Fri Jul 22 00:39:37 2011

Devil
Mon Jul 25 00:39:36 2011

Tattoo
Wed Jul 27 00:44:59 2011

Ryan Yzquierdo will threaten to sue me for this.
Thu Jul 28 00:39:56 2011

Tl;dr
Mon Aug 1 00:40:02 2011

Tired
Wed Aug 3 00:44:27 2011

Nobody
Fri Aug 5 00:43:40 2011

Apes Will Rise
Mon Aug 8 00:40:20 2011

Tree
Wed Aug 10 00:42:15 2011

Advice
Fri Aug 12 00:42:24 2011

Remake
Mon Aug 15 00:42:32 2011

Angry
Mon Aug 15 06:42:33 2011

Angry
Wed Aug 17 00:43:28 2011

Huffington
Fri Aug 19 00:51:44 2011

Disobedience
Fri Aug 19 12:43:52 2011

Disobedience
Mon Aug 22 00:53:26 2011

Rodimus
Tue Aug 23 00:42:20 2011

Staypuft
Wed Aug 24 00:42:04 2011

Foot in the door
Thu Aug 25 00:42:37 2011

Broken
Fri Aug 26 06:50:54 2011

Ripe
Sat Aug 27 12:43:45 2011

Ethan statue
Mon Aug 29 00:56:28 2011

Baconator
Mon Aug 29 18:42:14 2011

Issues
Wed Aug 31 01:06:08 2011

Asked
Thu Sep 1 00:42:02 2011

Show
Fri Sep 2 00:45:23 2011

Classy
Mon Sep 5 00:42:16 2011

Fault
Tue Sep 6 00:42:18 2011

Finally
Tue Sep 6 18:42:15 2011

Proposal
Thu Sep 8 00:42:25 2011

Sick
Fri Sep 9 00:42:05 2011

Why
Sat Sep 10 00:42:21 2011

Psyche
Sat Sep 10 06:42:09 2011

Psyche
Mon Sep 12 00:42:14 2011

Look
Tue Sep 13 00:42:19 2011

Drunk
Wed Sep 14 00:42:05 2011

Therapy
Thu Sep 15 00:42:11 2011

Catman
Fri Sep 16 00:42:02 2011

Frustrated
Mon Sep 19 00:42:23 2011

Results
Tue Sep 20 00:41:53 2011

Breeders
Wed Sep 21 00:57:42 2011

These words
Thu Sep 22 00:41:48 2011

Slide
Fri Sep 23 00:41:45 2011

Confidence
Mon Sep 26 00:56:51 2011

Math
Tue Sep 27 00:18:48 2011

Imaginext
Wed Sep 28 08:57:30 2011

Destroy the Sith we must
Thu Sep 29 00:42:40 2011

Blu-ray
Fri Sep 30 06:44:09 2011

Force ghosts
Sat Oct 1 00:41:53 2011

Sexsexsex
Mon Oct 3 00:42:07 2011

Like a Russian Nesting Doll
Mon Oct 3 12:42:52 2011

Like a Russian Nesting Doll
Tue Oct 4 00:42:23 2011

Miss
Wed Oct 5 00:42:10 2011

Ace
Thu Oct 6 00:48:23 2011

To go
Fri Oct 7 07:07:21 2011

Bisexual
Mon Oct 10 00:42:37 2011

Beware the Knee-Jerk Response
Mon Oct 10 06:42:38 2011

Beware the Knee-Jerk Response
Wed Oct 12 00:43:03 2011

Fools
Fri Oct 14 00:43:10 2011

“Dolly? Jeffy? Who ate PJ?”
Mon Oct 17 00:42:22 2011

Earth: Cybertron’s Lost and found
Wed Oct 19 00:43:26 2011

Slag
Fri Oct 21 00:43:42 2011

Charisma
Mon Oct 24 08:46:36 2011

Medication
Wed Oct 26 06:42:13 2011

Prescription
Fri Oct 28 08:37:15 2011

Halloween
Mon Oct 31 00:40:00 2011

Mom
Tue Nov 1 09:31:46 2011

Community
Wed Nov 2 06:40:04 2011

Better
Thu Nov 3 02:53:40 2011

Spirits
Fri Nov 4 00:40:03 2011

Bathrooms
Mon Nov 7 00:40:13 2011

Clownshoes
Tue Nov 8 00:40:19 2011

Exception
Wed Nov 9 00:40:10 2011

Dark realm
Thu Nov 10 00:40:12 2011

Brofist
Fri Nov 11 00:40:10 2011

Leslies
Mon Nov 14 00:40:51 2011

Scourge
Tue Nov 15 00:40:22 2011

Catwoman
Wed Nov 16 00:39:56 2011

Riddler
Thu Nov 17 01:14:37 2011

Tasty
Fri Nov 18 00:41:50 2011

Death
Mon Nov 21 00:40:35 2011

Hug
Tue Nov 22 01:26:34 2011

First Edition
Wed Nov 23 03:39:48 2011

Harder
Thu Nov 24 03:40:25 2011

Baggie
Fri Nov 25 03:39:48 2011

Fun fun fun fun
Sun Nov 27 03:39:20 2011

Buy book four!
Mon Nov 28 00:57:08 2011

Once again
Wed Nov 30 00:26:46 2011

Worst Transformers toyline name ever
Fri Dec 2 06:39:23 2011

False Equivalence
Mon Dec 5 01:23:08 2011

Sphincter clench
Wed Dec 7 03:39:42 2011

First base
Fri Dec 9 03:42:10 2011

Scrolling
Mon Dec 12 03:39:28 2011

Awesome inside sources
Wed Dec 14 03:39:31 2011

The Muppets
Fri Dec 16 03:40:33 2011

Totally Playskool
Sat Dec 17 03:39:21 2011

Pearly gates
Mon Dec 19 03:40:48 2011

RETRIBUTION RETURNS
Wed Dec 21 03:39:41 2011

Favorite
Fri Dec 23 03:39:32 2011

He’s the reason for the season.
Mon Dec 26 03:39:36 2011

Reader Question 1
Tue Dec 27 03:39:37 2011

Reader Question 2
Wed Dec 28 03:39:29 2011

Reader Question 3
Thu Dec 29 03:39:19 2011

Reader Question 4
Fri Dec 30 03:39:32 2011

Reader Question 5
Mon Jan 2 03:39:29 2012

Shark pit
Wed Jan 4 01:44:14 2012

Red Robin
Fri Jan 6 03:39:31 2012

Here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again
Fri Jan 6 08:57:28 2012

Here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again
Mon Jan 9 03:39:32 2012

Feel
Tue Jan 10 03:39:57 2012

Date
Wed Jan 11 03:40:05 2012

Ultrasound
Thu Jan 12 03:39:46 2012

Mild-mannered
Fri Jan 13 03:39:55 2012

Surprise
Mon Jan 16 03:39:23 2012

Arrangement
Tue Jan 17 03:39:53 2012

Kitchen
Thu Jan 19 03:39:29 2012

Helicopter
Fri Jan 20 03:39:30 2012

Rude
Mon Jan 23 03:39:40 2012

Forgiveness
Tue Jan 24 03:39:24 2012

Absolutely
Wed Jan 25 03:39:35 2012

Chill
Thu Jan 26 03:39:31 2012

Considered
Fri Jan 27 03:39:36 2012

Undone
Sat Jan 28 03:39:31 2012

A poster!
Mon Jan 30 03:40:07 2012

Donk
Wed Feb 1 03:39:28 2012

SHE A NO ONE
Fri Feb 3 03:39:23 2012

The ‘Block
Sat Feb 4 03:39:37 2012

Hey, don’t break this time, website.
Mon Feb 6 03:39:49 2012

Horrid
Wed Feb 8 03:42:10 2012

Fates
Fri Feb 10 03:39:31 2012

Miko
Mon Feb 13 03:39:26 2012

Death’s Head
Tue Feb 14 03:41:13 2012

Somebody has an issue with gender
Tue Feb 14 19:41:38 2012

Somebody has an issue with gender
Wed Feb 15 03:40:15 2012

Valentine
Fri Feb 17 03:39:29 2012

Correct
Mon Feb 20 03:39:19 2012

Taste
Wed Feb 22 03:39:47 2012

Geeks
Fri Feb 24 03:39:24 2012

Spoiled
Mon Feb 27 03:39:28 2012

Mashed potatoes
Wed Feb 29 03:40:05 2012

Historical
Thu Mar 1 03:39:28 2012

Sash
Fri Mar 2 03:39:31 2012

Jeshua
Mon Mar 5 03:40:03 2012

Israel
Tue Mar 6 03:40:18 2012

Upset
Wed Mar 7 03:39:37 2012

Sabbath
Thu Mar 8 03:41:46 2012

Family
Fri Mar 9 03:39:31 2012

Always
Mon Mar 12 04:40:25 2012

Yes, father
Tue Mar 13 14:39:34 2012

Yes
Wed Mar 14 04:39:39 2012

Stickers
Fri Mar 16 04:39:59 2012

Manila
Mon Mar 19 02:46:19 2012

“The feeling’s mutual.”
Tue Mar 20 04:39:49 2012

YES
Wed Mar 21 04:41:43 2012

Genetic sexual attraction
Thu Mar 22 04:40:36 2012

Batman, DDS
Thu Mar 22 14:39:43 2012

Batman, DDS
Fri Mar 23 04:40:19 2012

Den of thieves
Mon Mar 26 04:39:42 2012

Aliens
Wed Mar 28 04:40:06 2012

Delightful
Thu Mar 29 04:41:34 2012

In person
Fri Mar 30 04:40:56 2012

Wolverine
Mon Apr 2 04:39:40 2012

Robbed
Tue Apr 3 04:39:45 2012

Stacy
Wed Apr 4 04:40:20 2012

Savior
Thu Apr 5 04:40:15 2012

Big sister
Fri Apr 6 04:40:20 2012

Frown
Mon Apr 9 04:40:06 2012

Visitation
Tue Apr 10 04:41:05 2012

Great
Wed Apr 11 04:40:16 2012

Console
Thu Apr 12 04:41:15 2012

Wen
Fri Apr 13 04:40:58 2012

Last respects
Mon Apr 16 04:39:36 2012

Kill Tally
Wed Apr 18 04:42:28 2012

Swiftwind
Fri Apr 20 04:39:35 2012

Draw Something
Mon Apr 23 04:39:41 2012

Empathy
Wed Apr 25 04:39:35 2012

Dinobot Syndrome
Fri Apr 27 04:40:48 2012

Hate you
Mon Apr 30 04:40:51 2012

Reunion
Wed May 2 04:40:38 2012

Lefty
Fri May 4 04:40:39 2012

The Avengers
Sat May 5 04:39:23 2012

Dumbing of Age Book 1 Kickstarter
Mon May 7 04:40:16 2012

Little
Wed May 9 04:39:50 2012

Time machine
Fri May 11 04:40:12 2012

Bowser
Sat May 12 04:40:42 2012

Shortpacked! Book 1 can be reprinted
Mon May 14 04:39:49 2012

Singy
Tue May 15 04:39:54 2012

Billion
Wed May 16 04:40:30 2012

Influence
Thu May 17 04:40:35 2012

Stupid
Fri May 18 04:40:58 2012

Feelings
Sat May 19 04:40:21 2012

SP Book 1 reprint is just $1k shy of its goal!
Mon May 21 04:39:22 2012

Knock Out
Wed May 23 04:40:39 2012

Artemis
Fri May 25 04:39:46 2012

Acting
Sat May 26 04:39:14 2012

Roomiesbook2
Mon May 28 04:40:04 2012

Past due
Wed May 30 04:40:16 2012

Retaliation
Fri Jun 1 04:40:51 2012

Alfred
Mon Jun 4 04:41:57 2012

Fringe
Tue Jun 5 04:40:29 2012

Ten
Wed Jun 6 04:40:45 2012

Optometrist
Thu Jun 7 04:41:29 2012

Matchmaker
Fri Jun 8 04:41:35 2012

Catsuits
Mon Jun 11 04:42:18 2012

Caine
Tue Jun 12 04:41:32 2012

A Very Special Announcement
Wed Jun 13 04:40:23 2012

Birth
Thu Jun 14 04:40:54 2012

Chemicals
Fri Jun 15 04:41:26 2012

Rest
Mon Jun 18 04:42:16 2012

Sideswipe
Wed Jun 20 04:40:53 2012

Equal time
Fri Jun 22 04:41:32 2012

Mothers
Mon Jun 25 04:39:37 2012

Gotham
Wed Jun 27 04:41:15 2012

Monitor
Fri Jun 29 04:43:43 2012

Jem
Mon Jul 2 04:53:22 2012

Guest strip by Chris Hallbeck
Wed Jul 4 04:40:34 2012

Guest strip by Zach Weinersmith
Fri Jul 6 04:41:12 2012

Guest strip by T Campbell, Phil Kahn, and John Waltrip
Mon Jul 9 04:41:42 2012

Sometimes
Wed Jul 11 04:40:56 2012

Fathers Day
Thu Jul 12 04:39:47 2012

McGee and Me
Fri Jul 13 04:41:25 2012

Pin-up
Mon Jul 16 04:40:54 2012

Imagine
Tue Jul 17 04:40:15 2012

Treasury
Wed Jul 18 04:40:33 2012

Bruticus
Fri Jul 20 04:42:10 2012

Appreciation
Mon Jul 23 04:40:36 2012

Rise
Wed Jul 25 04:40:06 2012

Cashgrab
Fri Jul 27 04:40:27 2012

Proposition
Mon Jul 30 04:39:48 2012

Manager
Tue Jul 31 04:40:24 2012

Barbie
Wed Aug 1 04:40:24 2012

Daughter
Thu Aug 2 04:39:58 2012

Jealous
Fri Aug 3 04:40:36 2012

Flip
Mon Aug 6 04:40:46 2012

Pickle
Tue Aug 7 04:39:33 2012

Gifts
Wed Aug 8 04:40:39 2012

Knock
Thu Aug 9 04:40:37 2012

Mistakes
Fri Aug 10 04:39:53 2012

Marks
Mon Aug 13 04:40:29 2012

Sonic
Tue Aug 14 04:40:58 2012

Quagmire
Wed Aug 15 04:40:33 2012

Globe
Thu Aug 16 04:40:30 2012

Spermjack
Fri Aug 17 04:39:56 2012

Pretty
Mon Aug 20 04:39:49 2012

Dare to imagine
Wed Aug 22 04:39:25 2012

I like gooooooooold
Fri Aug 24 04:39:40 2012

Heed the call of the last Prime
Mon Aug 27 04:39:23 2012

License
Wed Aug 29 04:39:18 2012

Baz
Fri Aug 31 04:39:42 2012

Bender
Sat Sep 1 04:40:01 2012

Crisis
Mon Sep 3 04:39:25 2012

Lucy
Tue Sep 4 04:39:48 2012

Dating
Wed Sep 5 04:40:32 2012

Errand
Thu Sep 6 04:39:31 2012

Casual
Fri Sep 7 04:41:07 2012

Click
Mon Sep 10 04:40:16 2012

Fifteen
Tue Sep 11 04:39:23 2012

Wardrobe!
Wed Sep 12 04:40:00 2012

Together
Thu Sep 13 04:40:38 2012

Do
Fri Sep 14 04:39:18 2012

Bridesmaid
Mon Sep 17 04:41:03 2012

Ceremony
Tue Sep 18 04:42:49 2012

News
Wed Sep 19 04:39:50 2012

Moving
Thu Sep 20 04:41:12 2012

Babysitter
Fri Sep 21 04:40:19 2012

Happy ending
Mon Sep 24 04:39:37 2012

Ladyfriends
Tue Sep 25 04:40:49 2012

Attached
Wed Sep 26 04:39:29 2012

Floors
Thu Sep 27 04:39:28 2012

Surgical strike
Fri Sep 28 04:39:43 2012

Interview
Sat Sep 29 04:39:42 2012

I’m coming to Bloomington, Indiana, on October 5!
Mon Oct 1 04:39:33 2012

Magic
Wed Oct 3 04:40:24 2012

Murdered
Fri Oct 5 04:39:14 2012

T-Wrecks
Mon Oct 8 04:40:18 2012

New store
Wed Oct 10 04:39:36 2012

Buffer
Fri Oct 12 04:39:24 2012

Low-hanging fruit
Mon Oct 15 04:40:18 2012

Legs
Wed Oct 17 04:39:47 2012

We’ll have to redo this conversation in January.
Fri Oct 19 04:39:51 2012

Sunk cost
Mon Oct 22 04:39:57 2012

Look, up in the sky, it’s an unstoppable cannonball of death
Wed Oct 24 04:39:36 2012

The poor
Fri Oct 26 04:40:39 2012

Catwoman
Mon Oct 29 04:39:56 2012

Ransom
Wed Oct 31 04:39:45 2012

Joyce and Walky! updating sooooomeday!
Fri Nov 2 04:40:03 2012

The storyline title is suddenly appropriate again.
Mon Nov 5 03:39:29 2012

Nope
Tue Nov 6 03:39:53 2012

Twenty-three
Wed Nov 7 03:40:11 2012

Marathon
Thu Nov 8 03:40:39 2012

Patterns
Fri Nov 9 03:39:24 2012

Dreaming
Mon Nov 12 03:39:20 2012

As you do
Tue Nov 13 03:39:43 2012

Handbook
Wed Nov 14 03:39:21 2012

Adjustments
Thu Nov 15 03:40:22 2012

Twenty
Fri Nov 16 03:39:22 2012

Nicest
Mon Nov 19 06:39:26 2012

Robin DeSanto in “Yus, We Can’t”
Wed Nov 21 03:39:32 2012

Courage
Fri Nov 23 03:39:43 2012

Trampling
Mon Nov 26 03:39:19 2012

I’ve Grown Accustomed To Your Spine
Wed Nov 28 03:39:26 2012

Grounded
Fri Nov 30 03:39:32 2012

Smokescreen
Sat Dec 1 03:39:24 2012

Webcomic Rampage 2012
Mon Dec 3 03:40:32 2012

Knighttime
Wed Dec 5 03:39:38 2012

Freak show
Fri Dec 7 03:40:17 2012

Behavior
Mon Dec 10 03:39:42 2012

Lease
Tue Dec 11 03:39:50 2012

Jerkgirl
Wed Dec 12 03:39:28 2012

Pansy
Thu Dec 13 03:39:18 2012

Denver
Fri Dec 14 03:39:41 2012

Trial run
Mon Dec 17 03:39:33 2012

Contact highs
Tue Dec 18 03:39:35 2012

Portal
Wed Dec 19 03:39:39 2012

Stockroom
Thu Dec 20 03:39:26 2012

Yes, Ethan is gay in this universe.
Fri Dec 21 03:39:38 2012

Intact
Sun Dec 23 03:39:25 2012

Reader Question 1
Mon Dec 24 03:39:30 2012

Reader Question 2
Tue Dec 25 03:39:18 2012

OMSG CHRISTMAS U GAIZ!!!
Wed Dec 26 19:39:23 2012

Reader Question 3
Fri Dec 28 03:39:22 2012

Reader Question 4
Mon Dec 31 03:40:59 2012

Batman DDR Redux
Mon Jan 7 03:39:19 2013

In
Tue Jan 8 03:39:39 2013

Stuck
Wed Jan 9 03:40:16 2013

Energy
Thu Jan 10 03:40:04 2013

Alternate
Fri Jan 11 03:39:24 2013

Downer
Mon Jan 14 03:39:47 2013

Pamela
Tue Jan 15 03:39:27 2013

God
Wed Jan 16 03:39:38 2013

Wednesday
Thu Jan 17 03:39:47 2013

Just a Toy Store
Fri Jan 18 03:40:09 2013

Heaven and Earth
Mon Jan 21 03:39:21 2013

Rachel
Tue Jan 22 03:39:36 2013

Shifting
Wed Jan 23 03:39:30 2013

Loop
Thu Jan 24 03:39:23 2013

Paradox
Fri Jan 25 03:39:32 2013

Joke
Mon Jan 28 03:39:47 2013

Mom
Tue Jan 29 03:39:41 2013

Flexible
Wed Jan 30 03:39:25 2013

Die
Thu Jan 31 03:40:22 2013

Hand
Fri Feb 1 03:39:30 2013

Uh oh
Mon Feb 4 03:39:27 2013

Best
Mon Feb 4 13:40:37 2013

Best
Tue Feb 5 03:39:35 2013

How many
Wed Feb 6 03:39:31 2013

No comment
Thu Feb 7 03:41:24 2013

Forgive
Fri Feb 8 03:40:40 2013

Prologue
Mon Feb 11 03:39:42 2013

Metroplex
Wed Feb 13 03:39:47 2013

Too Big
Fri Feb 15 03:39:26 2013

it is, i checked
Mon Feb 18 03:39:22 2013

the new show is super adorbs
Wed Feb 20 03:39:27 2013

Oh good, Lucy thought, I'm safe.
Fri Feb 22 03:39:28 2013

only if you two are amazingly fertile, leslie, only if you two are amazingly fertile
Sat Feb 23 03:39:21 2013

if you still need help finding it, it's also the dumbing of age booth
Mon Feb 25 03:39:26 2013

there are worse dudes to be stuck with the 'block / your actor's married to liz lemon on 30 rock
Wed Feb 27 03:39:21 2013

no one knows how to show up in shortpacked! like gaston
Wed Feb 27 13:40:16 2013

no one knows how to show up in shortpacked! like gaston
Fri Mar 1 03:39:26 2013

malaya has never been so turned on in her life
Sat Mar 2 03:42:19 2013

Emerald City Comicon 2013 RIGHT NOW
Mon Mar 4 03:39:37 2013

this is how the episode would end if it had like five more seconds
Wed Mar 6 03:39:48 2013

also everyone had mustaches, seriously everybody
Fri Mar 8 03:40:34 2013

john smith likely fabricated this whole story but he was voiced by mel gibson so let's call it even, anyway we murdered all the native americans later, the end
Mon Mar 11 04:41:37 2013

i don't even know why ethan talks to this guy, robin's clearly better at it
Wed Mar 13 04:41:30 2013

give up, little man, relax, just chill / go buy us all up, you know you will
Fri Mar 15 04:39:34 2013

nacho cheese forever
Mon Mar 18 04:39:33 2013

it's dick('s friend) in a box
Wed Mar 20 08:39:29 2013

don't worry leslie it will but you'll also have to teach gender studies in indiana
Fri Mar 22 00:43:42 2013

JAMES ROBEERRRRRRRTS!!!!
Mon Mar 25 00:39:42 2013

a wild drew appears
Tue Mar 26 00:41:36 2013

it sure is Ethan Talks To His Ex week in willis webcomic land
Wed Mar 27 00:41:12 2013

you know i kind of want to draw claire in line behind drew OH WHOOPS now she gets a line
Thu Mar 28 00:39:50 2013

frankly he should be thankful that thad hasn't shown up -- or thadly he should be thankful that frank hasn't shown up
Fri Mar 29 00:40:33 2013

originally she had white gloves but that was a a liiiiiiittle too mario
Mon Apr 1 00:39:29 2013

in the immortal words of popeye: that's all i can stands and i can't stands no more
Tue Apr 2 00:39:24 2013

looks like rachel wanted a daughter more than joe wanted a son
Wed Apr 3 00:41:52 2013

it's my birthday today, i'm giving myself lesbians????
Thu Apr 4 00:39:21 2013

party is the class in session, and the only lesson Is to party when you party with me
Fri Apr 5 00:39:23 2013

folks who return to the strip after skipping it for a few years'll all be like, hey, ethan's drawn a little differently now, huh?
Mon Apr 8 00:39:40 2013

the kingdom of god is within you
Tue Apr 9 00:39:23 2013

i am standing here beside myself --ben jabituya
Wed Apr 10 00:39:59 2013

her pants are blazing for you --ben jabituya
Thu Apr 11 00:39:41 2013

i am thinking she is a virgin, or at least she used to be -- ben jabituya
Fri Apr 12 00:39:25 2013

except that one time you locked me up for a few months, that showed promise
Mon Apr 15 00:39:37 2013

and deep breath
Tue Apr 16 00:39:39 2013

Peace
Wed Apr 17 00:40:59 2013

maybe i'll find him by the time this comic publishes
Thu Apr 18 00:39:22 2013

well i've transformed him like five times now what do i do
Fri Apr 19 00:39:31 2013

just need to check on something -- yup still looks like catman
Sat Apr 20 11:09:37 2013

can you tell the wings and flames were added in post
Mon Apr 22 00:40:58 2013

smarting of age
Tue Apr 23 00:41:10 2013

life for you will surely change / maybe for the better
Wed Apr 24 00:41:37 2013

both my strips are about cognitive dissonance today, aren't they
Fri Apr 26 00:39:21 2013

well i DREW it on the seventy-fifth anniversary, does THAT count?
Sat Apr 27 00:39:38 2013

Calgary Expo
Mon Apr 29 00:39:42 2013

this comic would have been more accurate if the last panel were full of the c-word-for-ladies but i think i'm okay without it
Wed May 1 00:40:24 2013

meryl can also be bald like bruce if you really want
Fri May 3 00:39:32 2013

you will either have no idea what this is about or HATE ME WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS
Mon May 6 00:39:57 2013

no he's not really joining the store
Wed May 8 00:39:29 2013

gijoe retaliation was great, but could have used more of dwayne johnson carrying around a giant talking lizard on his shoulders
Fri May 10 00:41:54 2013

shortpacked: conforming to all demographic standards
Sat May 11 00:39:27 2013

better late than never
Mon May 13 00:39:43 2013

choosy moms choose 30th anniversary springer
Wed May 15 00:39:36 2013

teen titans go is the best thing on television, shut your face
Fri May 17 00:39:52 2013

non-whites are 1 ppm
Sat May 18 00:40:57 2013

Phoenix Comicon
Mon May 20 00:41:20 2013

a strip about ultra car got pushed back to wednesday, sorry
Mon May 20 02:39:23 2013

a strip about ultra car got pushed back to wednesday, sorry
Wed May 22 00:39:34 2013

i've got your number / little car / don't try to run / you won't get far
Fri May 24 00:39:33 2013

so close
Sat May 25 00:40:12 2013

I’m at Phoenix Comicon right now!
Mon May 27 00:40:25 2013

Hetalia
Wed May 29 00:39:26 2013

look i know i'm opening up a huge can of internet worms just by MENTIONING mlp but jesus please you guys don't be weird down there
Fri May 31 00:39:29 2013

with ethan and his toys gone there's so much less to eat
Mon Jun 3 00:40:17 2013

amy adams has already doubled the amount of lois lane in shortpacked!
Wed Jun 5 00:39:43 2013

now we wait and find out if rule 34 is doing its job
Fri Jun 7 00:39:56 2013

ken is just really happy that new comics are now like the unicron trilogy comics of his youth
Mon Jun 10 00:39:39 2013

knees, yes; soul, no
Wed Jun 12 00:39:45 2013

stop salvationing yourself, stop salvationing yourself
Fri Jun 14 00:39:44 2013

welp time to go digital
Mon Jun 17 00:39:26 2013

'oh god we hoped we'd make successful movies of all our other stuff but turns out they don't have giant fighting robots'
Wed Jun 19 00:39:38 2013

now portrayed by benedict cumberbatch
Fri Jun 21 00:39:39 2013

leslie would be a huuuuuuge fan of dumbing of age
Sat Jun 22 00:39:37 2013

jack it, jack it, jackety-jack, spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack
Mon Jun 24 00:39:35 2013

here's your damn man of steel comic about what everyone is talking about
Mon Jun 24 02:39:28 2013

here's your damn man of steel comic about what everyone is talking about
Wed Jun 26 00:39:36 2013

including pocahontas 2 is just adding insult to injury
Thu Jun 27 00:39:35 2013

Botcon 2013 this weekend!
Fri Jun 28 00:39:40 2013

Rainmakers
Sat Jun 29 02:39:38 2013

I’ve just made a huge mistake
Mon Jul 1 18:39:29 2013

Jason Jansen
Wed Jul 3 00:39:40 2013

you know you're a lady if they call you a slut
Fri Jul 5 00:39:43 2013

actually this was the first time in three years that i didn't find a searched-by-the-tsa pamphlet in my suitcase afterwards
Mon Jul 8 00:39:41 2013

sometimes as i'm buried in doa i ask myself 'why do i still do shortpacked?' and it turns out the answer is malaya and faz
Wed Jul 10 00:40:18 2013

man and the bottom of the pit is even extra pointy and sharp, impeccable work you guys
Fri Jul 12 00:39:51 2013

shortpacked: now 100% jokes i first told on twitter
Sat Jul 13 00:40:07 2013

please come visit me, also bring booze
Mon Jul 15 00:39:36 2013

ninja rick now speaks in a naruto font, i've decided
Wed Jul 17 00:39:34 2013

constructbots the revolutionary new completely-customizeable transformers that go from okayish robot to some amazingly bullshit vehicle and back
Fri Jul 19 00:39:31 2013

bludgeon's hat doesn't fit once you put his vest on
Sat Jul 20 00:39:43 2013

NIPPLE
Sun Jul 21 00:39:22 2013

true story, i'm dead
Wed Jul 24 00:39:51 2013

guess who had to reschedule his flight back a day and then help his friend move and then finish this comic with an hour to spare
Fri Jul 26 00:39:36 2013

yeah i'll mail that jetfire back to you asap i swear
Mon Jul 29 00:39:30 2013

best storyline title ever????
Tue Jul 30 00:39:48 2013

it's a big bushy fake mustache
Wed Jul 31 00:39:28 2013

and that little boy was chris sims
Thu Aug 1 00:39:21 2013

how do you even emote without suspenders
Fri Aug 2 00:39:29 2013

check out the other aisles labeled HAPPY MEAL CRAP and DAY-GLO NEON
Mon Aug 5 02:39:23 2013

unsure of what pronoun to use in regard to giant rampaging genitalia monster
Wed Aug 7 00:39:43 2013

so i've been reading this book by reza aslan
Fri Aug 9 00:39:24 2013

everyone asked for this strip so here it is
Mon Aug 12 00:39:53 2013

hell, fiction should have MORE variance than real life instead of less, because diversity is more interesting
Wed Aug 14 00:39:32 2013

Robin DeSanto: Private Oy
Fri Aug 16 00:39:58 2013

and THIS is why shortpacked! doesn't have a buffer
Mon Aug 19 00:39:26 2013

LIFE HACK: avoid getting a real job by becoming a webcartoonist
Wed Sep 11 17:02:12 2013

MISANDRY
Thu Sep 12 00:40:08 2013

oh hey geoffrey nicholson still exists
Fri Sep 13 00:40:22 2013

schtickshift is faz right
Mon Sep 16 00:40:11 2013

malaya is trying very very hard
Wed Sep 18 00:40:33 2013

every time he clicks back to an Aurex universe it's just more racing
Fri Sep 20 00:40:20 2013

eat me ken ham
Mon Sep 23 00:43:21 2013

he was gonna move out once a few years ago but it was raining that day
Wed Sep 25 00:40:14 2013

countless tacos were also lost that day
Fri Sep 27 00:40:19 2013

that said i want this friggin' movie on blu-ray already god dammit
Mon Sep 30 00:53:32 2013

don't care if you don't understand this one, this one's for me
Wed Oct 2 00:40:37 2013

200 demerits means you have to give robin a shoulder rub
Fri Oct 4 00:39:41 2013

YOU KNOW THE TRUTH NO MORE EXCUSES AMERICA
Mon Oct 7 00:39:16 2013

'me grimlock know you like it by the book'
Wed Oct 9 00:41:02 2013

in which the cartoonist has one of those funky winkerbean smirks you just want to remove with a hammer
Fri Oct 11 00:42:15 2013

what are these 'facial expressions' of which you speak
Mon Oct 14 00:39:23 2013

this is the TNIest strip isn't it
Wed Oct 16 00:39:16 2013

all kickstarter book mailing and no play makes david a dull boy
Fri Oct 18 00:39:29 2013

destro's a big spender
Mon Oct 21 00:39:22 2013

i have a bad feeling about this mission
Wed Oct 23 00:39:49 2013

lucy got off easy -- ninja rick woke up with an ultra car tattoo
Fri Oct 25 00:39:17 2013

you'd forgotten about already hadn't you
Mon Oct 28 00:39:15 2013

there's always next year
Wed Oct 30 00:39:37 2013

if a maximal falls in the arctic wilderness does it make a sound?
Thu Oct 31 00:39:51 2013

yeah i'd change that name if i were you
Fri Nov 1 00:39:26 2013

Everyone on the Beast Wars cartoon had giant ball bearing buttcheeks and Ultra Mammoth will be no exception.
Fri Nov 1 17:39:35 2013

Everyone on the Beast Wars cartoon had giant ball bearing buttcheeks and Ultra Mammoth will be no exception.
Mon Nov 4 00:39:14 2013

'I cannot stop constantly narrating my own life. (At that very moment I feared I had divulged too much)'
Tue Nov 5 00:39:28 2013

weird, waspinator talks in the dumbing of age font
Wed Nov 6 00:39:44 2013

'it was the perfect answer. completely negative. no one could mistake that for a yes.'
Thu Nov 7 00:39:21 2013

good news: someone to talk to, bad news: it's waspinator
Fri Nov 8 00:39:26 2013

wait come back i didn't get your name
Mon Nov 11 00:39:27 2013

i figger if the axalon is in africa-ish and the quantum surge hit in the night, it should probably be day where ultra mammoth is
Tue Nov 12 00:39:44 2013

now-extinct north american horses and cheetahs in the hizzzoouse
Wed Nov 13 00:39:32 2013

it's not a beast wars story unless waspinator is hurt
Thu Nov 14 00:39:35 2013

one more strip and we're done
Fri Nov 15 00:39:35 2013

how dark you think this ending is depends on how competent you believe waspinator to be
Sat Nov 16 00:39:48 2013

there is a HELL of a lot of amazi-girl coming your way in dumbing of age, btw
Mon Nov 18 00:39:38 2013

I WILL FIND HIM guilty
Wed Nov 20 00:39:34 2013

swap some nouns around and this strip could be about bronies
Fri Nov 22 00:39:35 2013

played by james marsden
Mon Nov 25 00:39:32 2013

'we pay you in good feelings about i, galasso'
Wed Nov 27 00:39:23 2013

this should answer some questions i get asked a lot on tumblr
Fri Nov 29 00:39:50 2013

Spending Lots Of Time Around My Two Year Old Niece Comix
Sat Nov 30 00:39:35 2013

let's retcon this Big No as triumphant overflowing happiness????
Mon Dec 2 00:39:32 2013

shortpacked! god talks in monotype corsiva, which is some sixteenth century english thing whoops
Wed Dec 4 00:39:41 2013

'Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.'
Fri Dec 6 00:40:08 2013

shortpacked! is kind of the tail that dumbing of age's dog wags these days, isn't it
Mon Dec 9 00:39:47 2013

THE RETURN OF DINO PARK
Wed Dec 11 00:39:36 2013

rip todd mills
Thu Dec 12 00:40:56 2013

okay back in proper storyline mtwtf schedule now
Thu Dec 12 02:41:12 2013

okay back in proper storyline mtwtf schedule now
Fri Dec 13 00:39:39 2013

it's approaching christmas break and it's a leslie robin storyline AND it's friday the thirteenth what is this agreeableness
Mon Dec 16 00:39:52 2013

robin was big into street sharks
Tue Dec 17 00:40:59 2013

i for one welcome our new lesbian robot overlords
Wed Dec 18 00:39:33 2013

if i recall dumbing of age will be in the middle of terribleness right now, so have a reprieve over here
Thu Dec 19 00:39:42 2013

i designed mrs desanto for dumbing of age though she hasn't appeared yet, mr desanto is drawn off-the-cuff
Fri Dec 20 00:40:16 2013

ORIGIN STORY TIME
Mon Dec 23 00:39:36 2013

why doesn't robin wear sandles any more oh right i hate drawing them
Tue Dec 24 00:39:33 2013

'she ate poop' 'i already know that one!'
Wed Dec 25 00:41:01 2013

for the five of you who are on the web today
Mon Dec 30 20:39:31 2013

direct responses that-a-way
Wed Jan 1 00:39:39 2014

not that i would know anything about this
Fri Jan 3 00:40:09 2014

she wears an apron, no joke, though it's technically because she's a blacksmith...?
Mon Jan 6 00:39:31 2014

my next webcomic series is totally gonna be titled 'sex weirdos'
Wed Jan 8 00:42:50 2014

she's also not a geisha, you can quit claiming that
Fri Jan 10 00:39:29 2014

at first the strip idea was just the skywriting all by itself but then i had to go poke the bear
Mon Jan 13 00:40:48 2014

you can't prove to me that the kevin smith thing actually happened in an actual comic
Wed Jan 15 00:39:38 2014

how does alex milne do all that line detail, i gave up like five minutes in
Fri Jan 17 00:39:26 2014

it's so hard to not type 'if my calcule are correct' instead
Mon Jan 20 00:40:09 2014

see this is still a comic about toys look at that super soaker
Tue Jan 21 00:40:36 2014

oh hey, 30 rock reruns!
Wed Jan 22 00:39:51 2014

babies are great.... FOR ME TO POOP ON
Thu Jan 23 00:40:11 2014

not sure that's going to fit
Fri Jan 24 00:39:50 2014

this may inadvertently nudge slipshine porn requests in a certain direction
Mon Jan 27 00:39:48 2014

dumb thing said by real people, obvious retort, beat panel, punchline, on to drawin' genitalia
Wed Jan 29 00:39:39 2014

welp who wants to go crib shopping
Fri Jan 31 00:39:47 2014

leslie's super fine with this, she's got her eyes on the prize
Mon Feb 3 00:39:50 2014

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wed Feb 5 00:41:03 2014

five minutes earlier: 'man there's nothing worse than bronies'
Fri Feb 7 00:41:06 2014

tempted to have this be faz's last comic
Mon Feb 10 00:41:26 2014

DARKNESS! NO PARENTS! SUPER RICH! kinda makes it better
Wed Feb 12 00:40:28 2014

pretend these ponies are vietnam war-era soldiers
Fri Feb 14 00:39:51 2014

happy valentine's day???????????
Mon Feb 17 00:39:37 2014

wait is ultra car really an adult, she's like ten
Tue Feb 18 00:41:29 2014

her glasses are actually polycarbonate
Wed Feb 19 00:39:58 2014

when you think about it, ultra car's dating this slowly-decaying thing
Fri Feb 21 00:39:53 2014

leslie may be the luckiest human being alive
Mon Feb 24 00:40:07 2014

wait has anyone seen faz, we've got a mess for him to clean up
Tue Feb 25 00:39:30 2014

don't tell amber or you might have to uncross her name off the list
Wed Feb 26 00:39:21 2014

can we make them cry, that's sort of interesting
Fri Feb 28 00:42:12 2014

it's important to teach your children about the nineties
Mon Mar 3 00:42:45 2014

it's the same reason ethan just can't stay mad at john boehner
Wed Mar 5 00:39:30 2014

you see a little girl reading adventure time you smack that shit out of their hands
Fri Mar 7 00:39:34 2014

shortpacked hates to see him leave but dumbing of age loves to watch him go
Mon Mar 10 00:41:08 2014

i'm red alert, i transform into a lamborghini fire rescue car
Wed Mar 12 00:39:52 2014

and yes all their names start with r
Fri Mar 14 00:39:31 2014

i always wanted to make a pilgrimage and now it's not going to happen and i am flipping my shit
Mon Mar 17 00:39:34 2014

i always wanted to go to that store and try to buy pinocchio and frankenstein and see if the clerk 'got it'
Wed Mar 19 00:39:33 2014

it's roz so we're not sure if that's a double entendre or not
Thu Mar 20 00:39:45 2014

roz can probably think of several ways in which she would like to be consoled
Fri Mar 21 00:39:41 2014

I DO WHAT I WANT
Sat Mar 22 00:39:44 2014

ultra car literally in the flesh
Mon Mar 24 00:39:38 2014

'you're a big fan of pocket lint right also i have this used straw paper'
Wed Mar 26 00:39:35 2014

aaaaaaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Fri Mar 28 00:39:36 2014

if god doesn't give us more than we can handle, then why are dicks only five inches???
Fri Mar 28 08:39:44 2014

if god doesn't give us more than we can handle, then why are dicks only five inches???
Sat Mar 29 00:39:31 2014

megatron's actually a power bottom
Sun Mar 30 00:39:26 2014

roz this is robin we're talking about i need you to qualify 'extra stupid'
Mon Mar 31 00:39:31 2014

oh leslie if only there were someone out there who loved you
Tue Apr 1 00:40:48 2014

the illustration for today's feels like the saddest thing i've ever drawn
Wed Apr 2 00:39:32 2014

'i am not a weenie, you are the weenie!'
Thu Apr 3 00:39:37 2014

i'm thirty-five today
Fri Apr 4 00:39:35 2014

oh hey drew
Sat Apr 5 00:39:41 2014

leslie deftly avoids mentioning her sweet light saber vibrator
Sun Apr 6 00:39:28 2014

doesn't leslie know nonhistorical jesus wears a white robe with a blue sash, c'mon girl
Mon Apr 7 14:39:42 2014

the chronicle dares to ask
Tue Apr 8 00:39:34 2014

and everyone lived happily ever after a few years later
Wed Apr 9 00:39:30 2014

everyone back in 5000 bc talked like google translate, prove they didn't
Wed Apr 9 02:39:31 2014

you know this isn't historical because gizmo is still afloat somehow
Fri Apr 11 00:39:42 2014

wonk wonk
Sat Apr 12 00:39:37 2014

PLEDGE TO MEEEE!!!!!
Sun Apr 13 00:41:08 2014

SPOILERS: weewee goes in the veevee
Mon Apr 14 00:39:26 2014

remember that time joe biden split off into his own faction and he got that gold chrome head
Wed Apr 16 00:39:33 2014

how have i not been drawing awesome sydney yus faces all these years
Fri Apr 18 00:41:16 2014

lucy may still be a little bitter
Sat Apr 19 00:41:23 2014

she is the night
Mon Apr 21 00:40:02 2014

i had a batman strip in mind but then realized this was shortpacked's last easter
Wed Apr 23 00:39:43 2014

i will gladly pay you tuesday for nakedness today
Thu Apr 24 00:39:38 2014

maggie saw that last panel from across the room and was like all aaaaaaa
Fri Apr 25 00:39:42 2014

stealth is the movie where johnny five is a jet and also murderous
Sat Apr 26 00:39:29 2014

some day soon kickstarter will no longer be my entire life
Mon Apr 28 00:44:24 2014

'man and i didn't even have to blackmail anybody'
Tue Apr 29 00:39:42 2014

panel five may be my favorite malaya face ever
Wed Apr 30 00:39:41 2014

the shortpacked employee handbook does not have a very stringent section on sexual harassment
Thu May 1 00:39:36 2014

ken what do you know
Thu May 1 22:39:41 2014

ken what do you know
Fri May 2 00:39:40 2014

task for today's strip: have ultra car inquire about a horrific thing without it sounding like i'm advocating it, let's see how i did
Sat May 3 00:39:32 2014

lookit that purple rainbow of promised porn
Mon May 5 00:39:29 2014

there was originally going to be some joe in this storyline but after the creepy-ass comments last week i neglected to use him here for my own sanity
Tue May 6 00:39:47 2014

ultra car 3 bodies evolution
Wed May 7 00:40:08 2014

everything solved by malaya's selfishness, it is a miracle
Thu May 8 00:39:26 2014

'but you're buying me a new glove'
Fri May 9 00:39:33 2014

i'm so happy for those two assholes
Sun May 11 14:40:00 2014

plural
Mon May 12 00:39:25 2014

'aren't you glad you made them hire me'
Wed May 14 00:39:26 2014

they're colored like starfire
Fri May 16 00:39:25 2014

hey kids, check out this free comic with batman beyond on the cover
Mon May 19 00:39:22 2014

goddammit malaya
Tue May 20 00:39:33 2014

punchline dedicated to joel watson
Wed May 21 00:39:42 2014

smoochy smoochy
Fri May 23 00:41:30 2014

even if billy graham didn't make it up himself the story is still solidly christian in tone and message
Mon May 26 00:41:04 2014

the super brave comedy bros are not based directly on any specific two folks, so no trying to figure that out
Wed May 28 00:39:34 2014

unseen: live calf
Fri May 30 00:41:19 2014

sorry, groundbuster
Mon Jun 2 00:39:26 2014

and now you can't unsee it
Wed Jun 4 00:39:36 2014

of course this strip is on-topic for shortpacked, it's about toys isn't it???
Fri Jun 6 00:41:40 2014

the laserbeak's getting repurposed as sg laserbeak just so you know
Mon Jun 9 00:42:23 2014

always a marriage officiant, never an officiee
Wed Jun 11 00:40:13 2014

and make everything in blinking text and comic sans
Fri Jun 13 01:34:06 2014

ultra car leaves humanity in the dust again!
Mon Jun 16 01:09:20 2014

it was going to be chris latta until this morning
Wed Jun 18 00:41:01 2014

speaking of magical, hey, james roberts
Fri Jun 20 02:40:13 2014

also you get kind of chubby
Mon Jun 23 00:39:26 2014

i hope jeph jacques second webcomic project is about pizza girl, or may, or both
Wed Jun 25 00:39:14 2014

they really really like those slides about who they're selling to, i've seen them like a half-dozen times now
Fri Jun 27 00:39:11 2014

i'm no republic serial villain, i finished watching it thirty-five minutes ago
Mon Jun 30 00:41:10 2014

marky mark is a hard guy to caricature
Wed Jul 2 00:39:29 2014

now that megatron has, how shall we say, DEPARTED...
Fri Jul 4 00:39:21 2014

whoa WHOA ken, being open about your music playlists is a PRETTY BIG STEP in a relationship, dude
Mon Jul 7 00:39:33 2014

i think that's the Beandel Test
Wed Jul 9 00:39:29 2014

idly wondering when i get to meet my little sister's new boyfriend
Fri Jul 11 00:39:32 2014

breathtaking
Mon Jul 14 00:39:24 2014

sometimes you just gotta draw a comic that ends in a huge happy smile
Wed Jul 16 00:39:43 2014

nintendo never remembers battle clash stupid jerks
Fri Jul 18 00:39:26 2014

look at those two, bullying poor benny with their phones
Sat Jul 19 00:39:41 2014

this meet-up takes place in amazi-girl's imagination, i mean, batgirl is FICTIONAL, duh
Mon Jul 21 00:39:31 2014

today's comic goes out to everyone who doesn't get to post at my website because 'i see cameltoe' was your FIRST-EVER COMMENT
Wed Jul 23 00:39:49 2014

oh god it starts help me help me send for help
Thu Jul 24 02:39:29 2014

yep, that's me, buy my new book Seconds Of Age
Mon Jul 28 02:39:54 2014

look it up
Wed Jul 30 00:39:37 2014

this is how i'm going to clear out my book storage unit
Fri Aug 1 00:39:35 2014

you know when you lay it all out like that, robin's life is kinda crazy, huh
Fri Aug 1 02:39:32 2014

you know when you lay it all out like that, robin's life is kinda crazy, huh
Mon Aug 4 00:39:43 2014

how do you even
Wed Aug 6 00:41:20 2014

yes i know there is a hush beyond
Wed Aug 6 02:41:45 2014

yes i know there is a hush beyond
Fri Aug 8 00:39:22 2014

'what, no, not revenge of the fallen, we're not total monsters'
Mon Aug 11 00:39:26 2014

no this one isn't about what television show god wants back on the air
Wed Aug 13 00:39:26 2014

geez ultra car keep a lamp in there or something
Fri Aug 15 00:39:24 2014

these aren't the employees you're looking for
Mon Aug 18 00:39:15 2014

versus 'food lion' which is a grocery store
Wed Aug 20 00:39:23 2014

of course sydney is an accomplished cyberneticist
Fri Aug 22 00:39:28 2014

HEIST HEIST HEIST HEIST HEIST HEI--aw dammit
Mon Aug 25 00:39:37 2014

baka!!!!!
Wed Aug 27 00:39:22 2014

i carried 4000 books into a storage unit today so no backgrounds
Fri Aug 29 00:39:21 2014

at this point there may be more fight scenes in shortpacked than in it's walky
Mon Sep 1 00:39:23 2014

if you super need a punchline at the end, just read the second two rows first and then the first row
Wed Sep 3 00:39:22 2014

she just said she throws lots of things
Fri Sep 5 00:39:24 2014

malaya would be at work, but, you know, doodie calls
Mon Sep 8 00:39:26 2014

sweet man-on-sorta-man action
Wed Sep 10 00:39:24 2014

dudes think they're being super fucking magnanimous when they say that but NOPE it's fuckin terrible
Fri Sep 12 00:39:18 2014

next she's going to build a laser cannon at the top of a mayan pyramid
Mon Sep 15 00:40:53 2014

MEOW.
Wed Sep 17 00:39:23 2014

but seriously chrome is awful, why is it on everything this year
Fri Sep 19 00:39:29 2014

if you ever want to see your precious windblade, send unmarked bills to this address
Mon Sep 22 00:39:32 2014

http://i.imgur.com/Tv5O0XQ.gif
Wed Sep 24 00:39:23 2014

'or has it'
Fri Sep 26 00:39:27 2014

featuring a penguin who's REALLY into sandwiches
Mon Sep 29 00:40:51 2014

last singularikitty strip somebody was all like THAT PINK CAT REMINDS ME OF GIRLS WITH SLINGSHOTS and i was like oh really so here's that ol' disclaimer at the bottom again
Wed Oct 1 00:39:28 2014

let us discover this together, over the epochs of time
Fri Oct 3 00:39:24 2014

from a conversation i had with my friends swift and quez this morning
Mon Oct 6 00:39:30 2014

mike isn't scared, he's just incredibly turned on and so he's clearing off the bed in anticipation
Wed Oct 8 00:39:25 2014

also you should not check out his self-published novel where he has to become a sex fiend to keep himself from diddling his comatose house guest
Thu Oct 9 20:39:28 2014

once you have kids you stop being able to exist in strictly copy-pasted panels
Mon Oct 13 00:39:29 2014

everyone wanted a gritty street-level serpentor, right
Wed Oct 15 00:39:33 2014

ultra car entirely closing her mouth is something i avoid, but i feel the expression super needed it so oh well
Fri Oct 17 00:39:33 2014

dudes on twitter are all 'so disappointed you're anti-gamergate' and i'm like 'i'm so disappointed you think i'm a terrorist'
Mon Oct 20 00:39:19 2014

lol
Wed Oct 22 00:39:29 2014

and so much of it crossreferences obama
Fri Oct 24 00:39:21 2014

the temptation to draw him as rowan atkinson was strong
Mon Oct 27 00:39:19 2014

EAT ALLL THE DONUTS
Tue Oct 28 00:39:18 2014

WACKY HIJINKS
Wed Oct 29 02:39:24 2014

uh oh leslie's goin' scorched earth
Thu Oct 30 00:39:31 2014

i feel like this may be a sore area for leslie
Fri Oct 31 00:39:24 2014

aka the corpsemobile
Mon Nov 3 00:40:57 2014

my tweet was really popular so i made it into a comic
Tue Nov 4 00:39:32 2014

aww, they're pals
Wed Nov 5 00:39:25 2014

it's just an attachment
Wed Nov 5 17:39:31 2014

it's just an attachment
Thu Nov 6 00:39:25 2014

donna stop stealing the show
Fri Nov 7 00:39:20 2014

abed ant ones
Mon Nov 10 00:39:28 2014

i'm not crying, you're crying
Tue Nov 11 00:39:30 2014

ninja rick was busy watching a bleach marathon
Wed Nov 12 00:39:30 2014

she got them from the same place they got all those scrubs look-a-likes
Fri Nov 14 00:39:16 2014

'this doesn't make any sense, my invitation specifically said it was today'
Mon Nov 17 00:39:33 2014

saw a black dude vote, racism is over
Wed Nov 19 00:39:32 2014

'batman can breathe in space' is official so i guess shortpacked! can end now
Fri Nov 21 00:39:29 2014

jesus woulda flipped his shit if it were paul
Mon Nov 24 00:39:21 2014

i've been seeing myself on video all weekend and so i am feeling particularly vulnerable about my physical appearance
Wed Nov 26 00:39:20 2014

happy thanksgiving, sort of
Fri Nov 28 00:39:14 2014

happy black friday everyone, sort of, no
Mon Dec 1 00:39:16 2014

the stuff of magic isn't terribly sturdy
Wed Dec 3 00:39:42 2014

not to be confused with marvel transformers number eleven, titled 'brainstorm!'
Fri Dec 5 00:39:14 2014

100% unrecycled comicstuffs
Mon Dec 8 00:39:21 2014

senioritis
Wed Dec 10 00:39:28 2014

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Fri Dec 12 00:39:14 2014

repainting rodimus into thing has become cheetimus's cottage industry
Mon Dec 15 00:39:04 2014

these are the comics you write when you are sick
Wed Dec 17 00:39:02 2014

'also life-sized' 'well damn'
Fri Dec 19 00:43:33 2014

'folks, i've been batman'
Mon Dec 22 00:39:06 2014

the annie comic strip was friggin' hardcore
Wed Dec 24 00:39:08 2014

he'll be home for christmas only in his dreams
Fri Dec 26 00:39:04 2014

three more stand-alones next week, then...
Mon Dec 29 00:39:00 2014

robin worships the best pantheon
Wed Dec 31 00:39:04 2014

i mean, obviously
Fri Jan 2 00:40:37 2015

the prototype was made out of a ping pong table
Mon Jan 5 00:39:04 2015

between penciling this a month ago and inking it friday, i had to edit in the word 'homosex' from a hilarious bigoted comment i got about dumbing of age
Tue Jan 6 00:39:02 2015

that last panel ultra car is basically always in my head forever
Wed Jan 7 00:39:04 2015

and remember hush is four things, which is preposterous
Thu Jan 8 00:39:05 2015

it probably means nothing
Fri Jan 9 00:39:01 2015

surprise guest star
Mon Jan 12 00:39:10 2015

can't say this hasn't been foreshadowed
Tue Jan 13 00:38:54 2015

NO BUS FOR YOU
Wed Jan 14 00:39:02 2015

quick someone show malaya comic book ads from the eighties
Wed Jan 14 14:39:01 2015

quick someone show malaya comic book ads from the eighties
Thu Jan 15 00:39:01 2015

unfortunately it was not Bring Your Children To Work Day and so sorry no Donna
Fri Jan 16 00:39:01 2015

quick, call spider-man
Sat Jan 17 00:39:02 2015

fart
Wed Apr 1 00:39:29 2015

dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab