Tue Jul 19 07:34:16 2011
8:35am | The last time the cops pulled up smilin' and laughin' was because they were drunk.
Mon Aug 8 05:38:59 2011
5:55pm: Wigu has been asleep again for like ten hours. The same amount of time Hugo has been on the bus.
Tue Aug 9 05:40:22 2011
5:57pm: Quincy has spent at least two full days trying to figure this out.
Fri Aug 12 05:40:42 2011
6:00pm: Heavens to Murgatroid
Mon Aug 15 23:40:31 2011
6:02pm: Any house with more than three rooms Hugo considers 'labyrinthine'
Tue Aug 23 17:40:26 2011
6:06pm | Anything more than a one-room shack confuses Hugo.
Thu Sep 1 05:40:27 2011
6:07pm: Maybe Wigu doesn't understand how high planes fly. Or maybe he can hear EVERYTHING.
Tue Feb 7 18:38:45 2012
8:35am | The last time the cops pulled up smilin' and laughin' was because they were drunk.
Mon Feb 13 12:38:50 2012
6:22pm | Wigu has just finished a nine-hour nap
Thu Feb 16 02:38:49 2012
6:23pm |
Tue Feb 21 20:38:49 2012
6:24pm | IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION CAUSED BY THE WORLD SPINNIN ROUND
Thu Feb 23 20:38:40 2012
6:28pm | That kinda friend is Wigu Tinkle, and if you don't like it you can just go home.
Mon Feb 27 02:38:49 2012
6:31pm | Quincy needs a van that can outrun a leopard and also go underwater.
Wed Feb 29 02:38:46 2012
6:33pm | Let's just cut to the chase and tape a hundred dollar bill to an eagle
Fri Mar 2 18:38:48 2012
6:36pm | It really doesn't take that many toddlers to be considering 'hoarding', minimum is about 13.
Mon Mar 5 02:38:55 2012
6:38pm | That's how come cell phones are so cheap, that's how come facebook account are free.
Wed Mar 7 02:38:49 2012
6:40pm | Wigu just wants to be a kid, but he's already done more than 100% of adults.
Fri Mar 9 02:38:48 2012
6:42pm | Before Wigu was born, people used to record things on 'tape'
Sun Mar 11 19:39:02 2012
6:44pm | It isn't that Quincy's ashamed of what's on Internet he just wants proper credit.
Wed Mar 14 19:39:21 2012
6:47pm | Creation Block, formerly Recess
Fri Mar 16 13:38:55 2012
6:52 pm | Check your house or apartment building for unwanted satellite dishes.
Mon Mar 19 01:45:36 2012
6:58pm | Topato accidentally slept through the first cycle so was technically asleep for almost 6% of all existing time in the multiverse just to see a concert that ended up not being very good.
Tue Mar 20 21:38:52 2012
7:02pm | One time Wigu made a roly poley walk around in circles with his mind.
Fri Mar 23 21:39:49 2012
7:10pm | Idea Number 66 is 'What If Instead of a Creepy Girl Crawling Through the TV it's a Shark'
Mon Mar 26 03:38:45 2012
7:13pm | 'Why Do Things Poop' is, unfortunately, a pop-up book.
Thu Mar 29 19:39:03 2012
7:16pm | USB drives have technology that reconfigures their shape the instant before you plug it in.
Fri Mar 30 21:38:52 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | In BD3, Space Groundhog's Day is almost as important as Regular Groundhog's Day is on Earth.
Sun Apr 1 21:38:46 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | Princess has been partying all by herself in hiding for 900,000 moments.
Wed Apr 4 03:39:14 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | The Great Corellian Panda Hog has a vast number of chromosomes which renders this simile even more tragic.
Fri Apr 6 03:39:18 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | The Royal Balcony has a special coating.
Mon Apr 9 03:38:55 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | Sheriff Pony should just like, MOVE under the bus.
Wed Apr 11 03:39:17 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | Did you know: Human saliva is so dirty that people aren't allow to lick spaceships.
Fri Apr 13 13:38:45 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | Technically teeth *are* hair so anytime somebody complains about hair in their mouth you can respond you're a little late to the party on that one, hotshot.'
Mon Apr 16 03:38:48 2012
7:24pm | Stick 13: Sticky in Space was banned in the entire Eastern hemisphere.
Wed Apr 18 19:38:58 2012
7:26pm | Topato wants to be the first Acting King to win a Space Oscar while in office.
Fri Apr 20 03:38:50 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | 'Hubba Bubba' said Chiclet, stroking her Trident.
Mon Apr 23 21:39:49 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | Imagine when he finds out he can blow bubbles...
Thu Apr 26 21:39:54 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | Sense of Taste beats Sense of Smell any day of the week.
Fri Apr 27 19:39:51 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | If you feel like you're dissolving and can breathe in what seems to be deep space, you might be begin digested by a gigantic, invisible groundhog that controls the weather.
Sun Apr 29 21:39:48 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | Sheriff Pony gets so testy when he is being digested.
Tue May 1 19:39:48 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | Topato was in a hurry this morning.
Wed May 2 23:40:36 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | Royal Dongle Kingdom Meteorologists were previously only able to predict the weather only 500 moments in advance.
Thu May 10 19:39:45 2012
EARTH TIME IRRELEVANT | One week is equal to one million moments.
Tue May 15 03:38:44 2012
7:35pm | BIKINIS DO BATTLE TO SEE WHO IS THE MOST MODEST BIKINI
Tue May 22 03:38:45 2012
7:37pm | If Hugo isn't home by seven all the hot pockets will get eaten by all the other kids.
Mon May 28 13:39:53 2012
7:39pm | Romy bought a shed for her car because one night she left it out and a raccoon gave birth in it
Tue Jun 26 03:39:11 2012
7:42pm | All the things in the 800s are mostly hypothetical.
Wed Jun 27 19:40:03 2012
7:48pm | Hugo pronounces it 'speed OH meeter' and 'kill OH meeter'
Wed Jun 27 21:39:48 2012
7:48pm | Hugo pronounces it 'speed OH meeter' and 'kill OH meeter'
Fri Jul 27 03:39:45 2012
8:00pm | Hugo's Neighborhood is the one that you think nobody lives in but there's always cops there.
Mon Sep 3 21:39:54 2012
8:06pm | How many people die because of that Chinese place?
Tue Sep 4 21:39:05 2012
8:08pm | Name Your Business After Things That People Say To Their Phones is the new Start Your Business Name With 'A' To Be At The Front of the Phone Book
Tue Nov 13 02:38:54 2012
Hugo is Cherokee
Wed Nov 14 02:38:44 2012
8:30pm | Distracted driving is a real problem even if you're not all that distracted.
Mon Nov 19 20:38:43 2012
8:32pm | WALK MODE DO WALK MODE
Sat Nov 24 20:38:42 2012
8:36pm | Paisly was so excited hers would finally be weirder this time.
Wed Nov 28 02:38:43 2012
8:40pm | Marcel heard a rumor about a REAL, unaired final episode of ALF.
Wed Nov 28 18:38:51 2012
8:58pm Earth Time | The Princess Bride is a Universal Constant
Thu Nov 29 20:38:49 2012
9:03pm | Episode 4F-77 is the 77th episode of the Midseason HyperAction Block of the 4th season, technically the 1,047th episode
Mon Dec 3 20:39:09 2012
9:07pm | Wait do they even still use Black Helicopters or is it all drones now?
Tue Dec 4 18:38:51 2012
9:11pm | Throw that teen on the roof like so many pizzas
Wed Dec 5 12:41:49 2012
9:11pm | Throw that teen on the roof like so many pizzas
Wed Dec 5 20:38:51 2012
9:15pm Earth Time | Topato is Very Excited about his new crime simulation video game
Thu Dec 13 02:38:41 2012
9:20pm | Earth Humans hibernate approximately 75% of their lives.
Mon Dec 24 18:38:44 2012
9:25pm | Tape a bunch of car hoods to a bulldozer and cruise the Horror Wake
Sun Jan 6 18:38:43 2013
9:30pm | Never give up, never stop hollerin'
Tue Jan 8 02:38:47 2013
9:30pm | Space Mummy has never worn his shoes on the correct foot.
Wed Jan 9 02:39:11 2013
9:36pm | It would be easier to use Internet but if Space Mummy sees comments he has a Crisis
Fri Feb 8 02:39:54 2013
9:40pm | It's weird that it is snowing but you know what they say about the weather!
Sat Feb 9 02:38:55 2013
9:44pm | The end is the beginning is the end
Thu Mar 7 02:43:13 2013
9:44pm | The end is the beginning is the end
Wed Mar 12 16:38:48 2014
