Tue Jul 19 07:31:46 2011

To be fair, we can't blame the villain for everything here -- most people can't watch Twin Peaks.
Sat Jul 23 05:38:06 2011

Wait, I thought Batman was gay.
Sat Jul 23 17:38:06 2011

Wait, I thought Batman was gay.
Sat Jul 30 05:38:06 2011

I had to avoid the traditional ending, because I drew the Beast without any pants.
Sat Aug 6 05:38:06 2011

I've always wanted to fill a piñata with more blindfolds.
Sat Aug 13 05:38:22 2011

I'd like to see The Little Mermaid from the Prince's perspective -- dumb guy falls off a ship, then wakes up on the beach and has a bunch of girl problems.
Sat Aug 20 05:38:17 2011

Sometimes Wonderella just needs the right motivation.
Sat Aug 20 11:38:22 2011

Sometimes Wonderella just needs the right motivation.
Sat Aug 20 11:37:44 2011

Sometimes Wonderella just needs the right motivation.
Sat Aug 27 17:38:21 2011

Where Hitlerella comes from, that actually counts as 'ein seig'.
Sat Sep 3 05:38:16 2011

I think we'd all be a lot better off if we just pretend Panel 5 never happened.
Sat Sep 3 11:38:22 2011

I think we'd all be a lot better off if we just pretend Panel 5 never happened.
Sun Sep 4 06:03:51 2011

I think we'd all be a lot better off if we just pretend Panel 5 never happened.
Sat Sep 10 17:38:19 2011

Inexplicable Fame's swimsuit issue is 100% Octomoms.
Sat Sep 24 05:38:19 2011

Q.E.D. stems from a Latin phrase that roughly translates to 'I have no life'.
Sat Oct 1 05:38:17 2011

I would totally kidnap a penguin.
Sat Oct 1 11:38:19 2011

I would totally kidnap a penguin.
Sat Oct 8 17:38:27 2011

Cheap and effective baby costume tips, this week on Wonderella.
Thu Oct 13 23:38:36 2011

Cheap and effective baby costume tips, this week on Wonderella.
Sat Oct 15 05:38:26 2011

You can imagine what happens in panels 11-20.
Sat Oct 15 11:38:23 2011

You can imagine what happens in panels 11-20.
Sat Oct 22 17:38:23 2011

Good for Harold!
Sun Oct 23 17:47:38 2011

Good for Harold!
Sun Oct 23 23:38:36 2011

Good for Harold!
Sat Oct 29 05:38:18 2011

Wonderella hasn't gotten a Watchtower for a while.
Sat Oct 29 11:38:18 2011

Wonderella hasn't gotten a Watchtower for a while.
Sat Nov 5 07:38:07 2011

This is only fictional because they haven't figured out how to do it yet.
Sat Nov 5 10:38:07 2011

This is only fictional because they haven't figured out how to do it yet.
Sat Nov 5 23:38:11 2011

This is only fictional because they haven't figured out how to do it yet.
Sat Nov 12 07:38:06 2011

To be fair, Mr. Sherman was planning to be there for a while anyway.
Sat Nov 19 07:38:07 2011

Any resemblance to real KnightHawk73s, living or respawned, is purely coincidental.
Sat Nov 19 10:38:09 2011

Any resemblance to real KnightHawk73s, living or respawned, is purely coincidental.
Sat Nov 26 02:38:06 2011


Sat Dec 3 02:38:07 2011

Sometimes sidekick is just another word for accessory.
Sat Dec 3 12:38:03 2011

Sometimes sidekick is just another word for accessory.
Sat Dec 10 02:38:09 2011

Villains really need to start putting PIN numbers on their doomsday devices.
Sat Dec 10 18:38:04 2011

Villains really need to start putting PIN numbers on their doomsday devices.
Sat Dec 17 18:38:07 2011

There's an entire photo stock collection of Wonderella looking vaguely in some direction at objects to be determined later.
Sun Dec 18 02:38:05 2011

Wonderella will literally accept anything as a win.
Sun Dec 18 15:07:44 2011

Wonderella will literally accept anything as a win.
Sat Dec 24 02:38:08 2011

Triple ho is a real time saver.
Sun Jan 1 12:51:40 2012

This is as close as I get to a clip show.
Sat Jan 7 02:38:05 2012

If only our heroes had a chance to intervene during the several minutes this event occurred.
Sat Jan 14 02:38:08 2012

Anyway, long story short? The tiara's superglued on.
Sat Jan 14 18:38:11 2012

Anyway, long story short? The tiara's superglued on.
Wed Jan 18 02:38:07 2012


Thu Jan 19 02:38:04 2012

Anyway, long story short? The tiara's superglued on.
Sat Jan 21 02:38:06 2012

It's important to find friends who are grounded.
Sat Jan 28 12:38:05 2012

There goes the Marvel crossover.
Sat Feb 4 02:38:06 2012

Like all good comic book scientists, Doctor Shark is willing to ignore massive swaths of his own inexplicable universe.
Sat Feb 4 18:38:09 2012

Like all good comic book scientists, Doctor Shark is willing to ignore massive swaths of his own inexplicable universe.
Sat Feb 11 12:38:06 2012

And that's where babies come from.
Sat Feb 18 02:38:05 2012

If you think that's bad, you should see what he did to the other side.
Sat Feb 18 12:38:06 2012

If you think that's bad, you should see what he did to the other side.
Sat Feb 25 12:38:05 2012

It’s weird how Amway got more popular after they changed their name to Deathtronics.
Sat Feb 25 18:38:05 2012

It’s weird how Amway got more popular after they changed their name to Deathtronics.
Sat Mar 3 02:38:09 2012

Oh no, I left Rita standing on a roof again!
Sun Mar 4 12:38:13 2012

Oh no, I left Rita standing on a roof again!
Sat Mar 10 18:38:10 2012

Sir Nicholas Cage will urinate electricity in the film version.
Sat Mar 17 03:38:12 2012

Yet another Greek bailout gone bad.
Sun Mar 18 21:38:07 2012

That ring's just mad because it'll have to go through this again on the extended blu-ray.
Sat Mar 24 03:38:14 2012

Yes, THOUSANDS of guitars. Don't bother counting - just take my word for it.
Sat Mar 24 13:38:09 2012

Yes, THOUSANDS of guitars. Don't bother counting - just take my word for it.
Sat Mar 31 13:38:11 2012

He'll be fine - he's public domain.
Sat Apr 7 03:38:11 2012

And, longstoryshort, that's why we have Peeps.
Sat Apr 7 13:38:15 2012

And, longstoryshort, that's why we have Peeps.
Sun Apr 8 13:38:11 2012

And, longstoryshort, that's why we have Peeps.
Sat Apr 14 03:38:10 2012

Until I was about 12 years old, my assumptions how gay sex worked were best described as 'hot dog swordfighting'
Sat Apr 14 13:38:19 2012

Until I was about 12 years old, my assumptions how gay sex worked were best described as 'hot dog swordfighting'
Sat Apr 14 21:38:05 2012

Until I was about 12 years old, my assumptions how gay sex worked were best described as 'hot dog swordfighting'
Sat Apr 21 13:38:15 2012

Wonderella ad-libbed that dolphin line -- or  'improved the script' as she calls it.
Sat Apr 28 13:38:12 2012

This is a modern woman who accepts the concept of time travel at face value.
Sat May 5 19:38:07 2012

It's nice to get some wartime help from the Russians for once.
Sun May 6 03:38:05 2012

It's nice to get some wartime help from the Russians for once.
Sun May 6 13:38:07 2012

It's nice to get some wartime help from the Russians for once.
Sat May 12 13:38:07 2012

Happy Mothers Day!
Sat May 19 13:38:07 2012

I like to say the first panel whenever I walk into a room.
Sat May 26 13:38:18 2012

I should really make a comic that explains where Wonderella keeps her phone. No, wait.
Mon May 28 19:38:06 2012

I should really make a comic that explains where Wonderella keeps her phone. No, wait.
Sat Jun 2 13:38:07 2012

Doctor Shark would kill to be an aardvark. You'll get no sympathy from him.
Sat Jun 9 13:38:11 2012

Maybe he's gay - who knows? I guess I should know, actually.
Sun Jun 10 13:38:11 2012

Maybe he's gay - who knows? I guess I should know, actually.
Sat Jun 16 03:38:08 2012

No ants were harmed in the making of this comic, but PETA can still yell about it if they want. I could use the publicity.
Sat Jun 23 03:38:05 2012

I was really bad with Tamagotchis as a kid.
Sat Jun 23 13:38:06 2012

I was really bad with Tamagotchis as a kid.
Sat Jun 30 19:38:14 2012

Everyone who did this is going to a special Circle of Hell where you just ride hoverbikes forever.
Sat Jul 7 13:38:05 2012

Next week: Jesus!
Sat Jul 14 19:38:06 2012

The cafe stopped putting salt shakers on the tables after a rash of recent thefts.
Sun Jul 15 03:38:07 2012

The cafe stopped putting salt shakers on the tables after a rash of recent thefts.
Sun Jul 22 03:38:07 2012

Wonderella can be really affirming after she realizes she doesn't have to do anything.
Sun Jul 22 13:38:05 2012

Wonderella can be really affirming after she realizes she doesn't have to do anything.
Sat Jul 28 19:38:08 2012

Panel 13 - Wonderella breaks out. Panel 14 - Wonderella figures out the picture-in-picture.
Sat Aug 4 19:38:07 2012

Jesus is spotted in Walmart, no one is surprised.
Sun Aug 5 03:38:06 2012

Jesus is spotted in Walmart, no one is surprised.
Mon Aug 6 03:38:05 2012

Jesus is spotted in Walmart, no one is surprised.
Sat Aug 11 19:38:05 2012

Let's face it - this is the real reason why aliens steer clear of us.
Sat Aug 18 13:38:05 2012

Doctor Shark will not be told what to do by some pantsless freaks.
Sat Aug 18 19:38:10 2012

Doctor Shark will not be told what to do by some pantsless freaks.
Sun Aug 19 03:38:05 2012

Doctor Shark will not be told what to do by some pantsless freaks.
Sat Aug 25 03:38:05 2012

To view this website, you must be old enough to fake your age on this dropdown menu.
Sat Sep 1 03:38:05 2012

If someone points at a thing and says 'that looks like radiation', you are probably looking at a comic.
Sat Sep 15 03:38:07 2012

If there's one thing Wonderella hates, it's deceptions that don't benefit her personally.
Sat Sep 22 03:38:06 2012

Is it possible to say 'mighty steed' without sounding like the token gay character from an NBC sitcom? Neigh.
Sat Sep 22 13:38:12 2012

Is it possible to say 'mighty steed' without sounding like the token gay character from an NBC sitcom? Neigh.
Sat Sep 29 03:38:09 2012

Henry IV-I, Act II, Scene IV: Prince Hal guts Falstaff to stay warm.
Sat Sep 29 13:38:05 2012

Henry IV-I, Act II, Scene IV: Prince Hal guts Falstaff to stay warm.
Sat Oct 6 13:38:07 2012

Remember when this guy died? That was great.
Sun Oct 7 13:38:06 2012

Remember when this guy died? That was great.
Sat Oct 13 19:38:06 2012

Still not as cruel as Toddlers and Tiaras.
Sun Oct 14 03:38:12 2012

Still not as cruel as Toddlers and Tiaras.
Sat Oct 20 03:38:06 2012

I once got bitten by a sharewarewolf but I didn’t register so it went away in 30 days.
Sat Oct 27 03:38:11 2012

Article 32, Section B: Graveyard forbids alcohol on the premises, with notable exception when pouring one out for one's homies.
Sat Nov 3 03:38:09 2012

Chet spilled lemonade on his shirt and that just wouldn't do.
Sat Nov 17 02:38:07 2012

Wonderella's universe isn't a silly place like 24. It's a more realistic world, where Hitler's female clone plays cards with a hyper-intelligent ape.
Sat Nov 24 02:38:07 2012

TECHNICALLY it's not Thanksgiving anymore, but TECHNICALLY nobody with genius-level intelligence would ever go into politics either.
Sat Dec 1 02:38:06 2012

Really, Rita's the one we should feel sorry for here.
Sat Dec 1 12:38:08 2012

Really, Rita's the one we should feel sorry for here.
Sat Dec 8 02:38:09 2012

'Dancing bear' is the closest Wonderella gets to being discerning about alcohol.
Sat Dec 15 18:38:07 2012

Please give me a free car.
Sun Dec 16 12:38:08 2012

Please give me a free car.
Sat Dec 22 02:38:07 2012


Sun Dec 23 18:38:07 2012

Jesus follows an ardent 'Simpsons did it' policy.
Fri Dec 28 02:38:07 2012

Why did she need to be Wonderella to smash the bottle, I don't get that
Fri Dec 28 18:38:07 2012

There's actually an old Welsh folk song about Santa's flagrant disrespect of no-fly zone treaties.
Sat Dec 29 02:38:18 2012

IT'S A TRAP!
Sat Dec 29 18:38:07 2012

THE NON-ADVENTURES OF WONDERELLA IS COPYRIGHT JUSTIN PIERCE, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED AND ALSO I MAILED IT TO MYSELF
Sun Dec 30 02:38:07 2012

THE NON-ADVENTURES OF WONDERELLA IS COPYRIGHT JUSTIN PIERCE, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED AND ALSO I MAILED IT TO MYSELF
Sat Jan 5 12:38:09 2013

The most important factor when deciding on a support group is to make sure they display their name in Comic Sans on a giant banner.
Sat Jan 5 18:38:07 2013

The most important factor when deciding on a support group is to make sure they display their name in Comic Sans on a giant banner.
Sat Jan 12 02:38:08 2013

Hey baby - you can call me Napoleon, because I've got a boner part just for you.
Sat Jan 19 12:38:06 2013

Chunks is the name of the dog, you see.
Sat Jan 19 18:38:07 2013

Chunks is the name of the dog, you see.
Mon Jan 21 18:38:07 2013

Chunks is the name of the dog, you see.
Sat Jan 26 18:38:07 2013

Sponsored by PortaPrint 3D Printers: printers so portable, you'll swear they floated on air.
Tue Jan 29 05:40:40 2013

Sponsored by PortaPrint 3D Printers: printers so portable, you'll swear they floated on air.
Sat Feb 9 02:38:10 2013

I have nipples Greg, could ya milk me?
Sat Feb 9 12:38:08 2013

I have nipples Greg, could ya milk me?
Sat Feb 16 02:38:07 2013

These hyperspace portals are going to revolutionize future Porky's sequels.
Sat Feb 23 12:38:06 2013

You fool, I finished your pizza 35 minutes ago.
Sat Mar 2 18:38:08 2013

You can tell it's a daydream because the chihuahua is silent.
Sat Mar 9 18:38:29 2013

If he was still truly evil, he would have suggested the Border Bowl.
Sat Mar 16 03:38:08 2013

Hitlerella flickered away, leaving behind a blue key and a honey-baked ham.
Sat Mar 16 13:38:07 2013

Hitlerella flickered away, leaving behind a blue key and a honey-baked ham.
Sat Mar 23 17:38:06 2013

This is actually kind of a happy ending if you're sick of winter.
Sat Apr 6 17:38:08 2013

Hope the kitchen staff likes Alpha Centauri.
Sat Apr 13 17:38:09 2013

Some say the U.S. Dollar is the real time bomb in the financial district - BUY GOLD TODAY
Sat Apr 20 17:38:07 2013

You'd think more people would have shown up for the end of the world.
Sat Apr 27 17:38:07 2013

I should clarify that most Lester Flints are not horrible killers -- just as most Dana Prices are not horrible superheroes.
Sat May 4 17:38:07 2013

Superheroes aren't supposed to use guns, but bludgeoning people with giant, metal implements? Totally kosher.
Sat May 4 23:38:07 2013

Superheroes aren't supposed to use guns, but bludgeoning people with giant, metal implements? Totally kosher.
Sun May 5 17:38:06 2013

Superheroes aren't supposed to use guns, but bludgeoning people with giant, metal implements? Totally kosher.
Sat May 11 17:38:07 2013

When life gives you bananas, make lemonade.
Sat May 25 07:38:18 2013

I SAY NAY TO YOUR HORSE MAGAZINE SIRRAH.
Sat Jun 1 17:38:08 2013

Why do I even make TV screens look like this anymore?
Sat Jun 8 17:38:09 2013

The Marquis de Sog's needs are fairly transparent, as is the Marquis de Sog.
Sat Jun 15 17:38:08 2013

The queen used to be one of the Pointer Sisters (sorry.)
Sat Jun 15 23:38:10 2013

The queen used to be one of the Pointer Sisters (sorry.)
Sat Jun 22 07:38:09 2013

Rita ended up in a kangaroo court, which is weird because they're more closely related to opossums.
Sat Jun 22 10:38:08 2013

Rita ended up in a kangaroo court, which is weird because they're more closely related to opossums.
Sat Jun 29 17:38:08 2013

Bjork was a misunderstanding - she believes in throwing flaming knives as a sign of friendship.
Sat Jul 6 07:38:10 2013

The Non-Adventures of Wonderella does not endorse shouting I CONVEY MY APOLOGIES as an actual form of apology, and cannot be held responsible for related damages or injury.
Sat Jul 6 17:38:09 2013

The Non-Adventures of Wonderella does not endorse shouting I CONVEY MY APOLOGIES as an actual form of apology, and cannot be held responsible for related damages or injury.
Sat Jul 13 17:38:09 2013

Did you spot the oddity in today's comic? If you said the rotary telephone, good for you!
Sun Jul 14 10:38:09 2013

Did you spot the oddity in today's comic? If you said the rotary telephone, good for you!
Sat Jul 20 17:38:10 2013

Set design by Joel Schumacher.
Sat Jul 20 23:38:11 2013

Set design by Joel Schumacher.
Thu Jul 25 23:38:14 2013


Set design by Joel Schumacher.
Sat Jul 27 17:38:09 2013


Sorry if today’s comic got a little cilia than usual.
Sun Jul 28 17:38:10 2013


Sorry if today’s comic got a little cilia than usual.
Sat Aug 3 13:38:11 2013


They were going to whisper it in his ear, but..
Sat Aug 3 19:38:10 2013


They were going to whisper it in his ear, but..
Sat Aug 10 13:24:47 2013


Straight or gay it's all okay, but just don't spell it whisky.
Sat Aug 10 16:38:13 2013


Straight or gay it's all okay, but just don't spell it whisky.
Sat Aug 10 19:38:11 2013


Straight or gay it's all okay, but just don't spell it whisky.
Sat Aug 17 13:38:10 2013


Camel jokes are the last straw.
Sat Aug 24 13:38:12 2013


This is actually the 15th or 20th time Dana has seen this, but repressed memory is a hell of a thing.
Sat Aug 31 13:38:14 2013


Disclaimer: Superhero breast augmentation is not without risk. Search 'Liefeld Captain America' for more details.
Fri Sep 6 21:40:30 2013


Disclaimer: Superhero breast augmentation is not without risk. Search 'Liefeld Captain America' for more details.
Sat Sep 14 07:38:11 2013


Let's all give Jesus a big hand for walking on one half-inch of water.
Sat Sep 14 13:38:12 2013


Let's all give Jesus a big hand for walking on one half-inch of water.
Sat Sep 14 21:38:16 2013


Let's all give Jesus a big hand for walking on one half-inch of water.
Sun Sep 15 13:38:11 2013


Let's all give Jesus a big hand for walking on one half-inch of water.
Sat Sep 21 07:38:13 2013


Gorilla, Interrupted
Sat Sep 28 13:38:14 2013


Sponsored by SquareTrade.
Sat Sep 28 19:38:09 2013


Sponsored by SquareTrade.
Sat Oct 5 13:38:09 2013


¡Viva Argentina!
Sat Oct 12 13:38:09 2013


Surprisingly, he left no fingerprints in the butter.
Sat Oct 19 13:38:11 2013


It's nice to see a Blue Screen of Death that could actually kill people for once.
Sat Oct 19 16:38:11 2013


It's nice to see a Blue Screen of Death that could actually kill people for once.
Sat Oct 26 07:38:09 2013


I’d have thought the Michael Bay image was the scarier one, but I’m no demon.
Sat Nov 2 07:38:09 2013


Like all Gen-Xers, young Dana eventually became used to disappointment.
Sat Nov 2 13:38:09 2013


Like all Gen-Xers, young Dana eventually became used to disappointment.
Sat Nov 9 13:38:09 2013


Sometimes making the background spontaneously combust is all part of being an adult.
Sat Nov 9 16:38:09 2013


Sometimes making the background spontaneously combust is all part of being an adult.
Sat Nov 9 19:38:12 2013


Sometimes making the background spontaneously combust is all part of being an adult.
Sat Nov 16 16:38:10 2013


Sponsored by Chilis, offering 2-for-1 Ritas every happy hour.
Sat Nov 16 19:38:09 2013


Sponsored by Chilis, offering 2-for-1 Ritas every happy hour.
Sun Nov 17 16:38:09 2013


Sponsored by Chilis, offering 2-for-1 Ritas every happy hour.
Sat Nov 23 16:38:09 2013


A lady never tells where she keeps her Luger.
Sat Nov 30 13:38:08 2013


I refuse to join any religion that would have me as a member.
Sat Dec 7 01:38:11 2013


She only had one pen to share, too.
Sat Dec 14 16:38:15 2013


Yellow thing and orange thing is my favorite bistro brunch.
Sat Dec 14 19:38:10 2013


Yellow thing and orange thing is my favorite bistro brunch.
Sat Dec 21 13:38:19 2013


Remember computers, you guys?
Sat Dec 21 16:38:15 2013


Remember computers, you guys?
Sat Dec 28 13:38:14 2013


The Reindeer were skeptical, but soon they preferred a subordinate Claus.
Sat Jan 4 16:38:09 2014


I cannot stress enough that this is Merlin, a beloved character in the public domain.
Sat Jan 4 19:38:10 2014


I cannot stress enough that this is Merlin, a beloved character in the public domain.
Sun Jan 5 16:38:08 2014

I cannot stress enough that this is Merlin, a beloved character in the public domain.
Sat Jan 11 13:38:09 2014

An Inconvenient Truth's Extended Edition is just 30 minutes of Al Gore explaining how he had to hide a boner in swim class.
Sun Jan 12 01:38:09 2014

An Inconvenient Truth's Extended Edition is just 30 minutes of Al Gore explaining how he had to hide a boner in swim class.
Sat Jan 18 16:38:09 2014

You might say that slug just got assalt[PUNBLOCKER ACTIVATED]
Sat Jan 25 13:38:09 2014

Hitlerella's obsession with coasters will be her downfall.
Sat Jan 25 19:38:09 2014

Hitlerella's obsession with coasters will be her downfall.
Sat Feb 8 16:38:08 2014

Once I was bitten by an awarewolf, and on every full moon I explained the bile duct to passersby.
Sat Feb 8 19:38:14 2014

Once I was bitten by an awarewolf, and on every full moon I explained the bile duct to passersby.
Sat Feb 8 21:38:12 2014

Once I was bitten by an awarewolf, and on every full moon I explained the bile duct to passersby.
Sat Feb 22 13:38:09 2014

Nixon's from California, so he's not really sure what to do with snow.
Sat Mar 1 16:38:09 2014

Scotch helps you forget.
Sat Mar 1 21:38:13 2014

Scotch helps you forget.
Sun Mar 2 21:38:10 2014

Scotch helps you forget.
Sat Mar 8 16:38:15 2014

Where exactly does he keep that piece of paper?
Sat Mar 8 21:38:16 2014

Where exactly does he keep that piece of paper?
Sat Mar 15 13:38:09 2014

Wait, why didn't she just think of more beer?
Sat Mar 15 16:38:11 2014

Wait, why didn't she just think of more beer?
Sat Mar 15 19:38:09 2014

Wait, why didn't she just think of more beer?
Sat Mar 15 21:38:10 2014

Wait, why didn't she just think of more beer?
Sat Mar 22 16:38:09 2014

The intelligence community now knows you have read this and enjoy comics about farts.
Sat Mar 29 13:38:09 2014

Please do not give Koolaid to babies.
Sat Mar 29 16:38:09 2014

Please do not give Kool-aid to babies.
Mon Mar 31 23:39:19 2014

Please do not give Kool-aid to babies.
Sat Apr 5 16:38:11 2014

Area Woman Exploits Young Boy's Wood
Sat Apr 12 13:38:12 2014

These new shapes are getting unfathomable.
Sat Apr 19 16:38:10 2014

'Ok Wonderella, let's try that again - but hold the bottle at eye level this time. Take two...'
Sat Apr 19 21:38:10 2014

'Ok Wonderella, let's try that again - but hold the bottle at eye level this time. Take two...'
Sat Apr 26 13:38:10 2014

Pink was once considered a masculine color, a tradition carried forward by one Macho Man Randy Savage.
Sat May 3 20:09:54 2014

I asked what costumes they had in stock. 'Raphael' they said with a sai.
Sat May 10 13:38:08 2014

Happy Mother's Day!
Sat May 10 21:38:09 2014

Happy Mother's Day!
Sat May 17 13:38:08 2014


Sat May 17 16:38:08 2014

This could be us but you playing
Sat May 17 23:38:08 2014

This could be us but you playing
Sat May 24 13:38:09 2014

Dear robots when the uprising begins, please remember I am on your side - down with humans.
Sat May 31 13:38:10 2014

Wonderella was fed up, it was the last... of her patience.
Sat May 31 16:38:09 2014

Wonderella was fed up, it was the last... of her patience.
Sun Jun 1 13:38:09 2014

Wonderella was fed up, it was the last... of her patience.
Sat Jun 7 16:38:08 2014

Next week: MC Hammer teaches an important lesson about personal space.
Sat Jun 14 18:03:55 2014

I hope you all have a mayfly.
Sat Jun 14 22:42:17 2014

I hope you all have a mayfly.
Sat Jul 5 13:38:10 2014

or MUCHA Do About Nothing, to keep a pun title in here somewhere
Sun Jul 6 13:38:10 2014

or MUCHA Do About Nothing, to keep a pun title in here somewhere
Sat Jul 12 13:38:08 2014

Although she wasn't involved in the attack, Hitlerella was framed.
Sat Jul 19 13:38:10 2014


Sat Jul 26 13:38:12 2014


Sat Aug 2 19:38:10 2014


Sun Aug 3 13:38:09 2014

KICKSTARTER CONTINUES HE SAID IN OBNOXIOUS CAPS LOCK
Tue Aug 5 07:38:10 2014


Wed Aug 6 23:38:09 2014


Sun Aug 10 16:38:12 2014


Sun Aug 17 19:38:13 2014


Sun Aug 17 23:38:09 2014


Wed Sep 3 07:38:10 2014


Sat Nov 1 13:38:11 2014

Also a flame that burns eternally, but not just a screensaver - I want something that could really hurt someone.
Thu Dec 25 13:38:04 2014

Mo' Testaments, Mo' Problems
Sat Mar 14 13:38:04 2015

These puppet jokes are getting out of hand.
Sat Apr 4 13:38:03 2015

Happy Passover!
Sun Apr 5 23:38:04 2015

Happy Passover!
Mon Apr 6 23:38:04 2015

It's a very specific sort of amnesia where you forget about Jesus but intimately recall Halloween catalogs.
Tue Apr 7 21:38:03 2015

It's a very specific sort of amnesia where you forget about Jesus but intimately recall Halloween catalogs.
Sat May 2 07:38:04 2015

It was a cold day in May.
Sat May 9 16:38:03 2015


Sat May 16 16:38:03 2015

How many times have I said this with a drink in my hand
Sat May 16 23:38:04 2015

How many times have I said this with a drink in my hand
Sun May 17 13:38:04 2015

How many times have I said this with a drink in my hand
Sat May 23 13:38:05 2015

She thought interactive meant 'turn the page at the beep'.
Sat May 30 16:38:06 2015

oh, shoot, uh.. Mecharita saved the baby offscreen! There we go.
Sun May 31 13:38:09 2015

oh, shoot, uh.. Mecharita saved the baby offscreen! There we go.
Sun Jun 7 16:38:05 2015

Harmageddon needed the extra pouches for replacement shoulder spikes.
Mon Jun 8 19:38:05 2015

Harmageddon needed the extra pouches for replacement shoulder spikes.
Mon Jun 8 23:38:05 2015

Harmageddon needed the extra pouches for replacement shoulder spikes.
Sat Jun 13 16:38:07 2015

She put it next to her 'didn't ask a Chinese guy about kung fu' medal.
Sat Jun 20 13:38:05 2015

Wonderella is live via satellite from a 1970s newsroom backdrop.
Sat Jun 20 16:38:05 2015

Wonderella is live via satellite from a 1970s newsroom backdrop.
Sat Jun 27 21:38:06 2015

Their mom had a thing for writers at one point.
Sun Jun 28 13:38:06 2015

Their mom had a thing for writers at one point.
Sat Jul 4 16:38:06 2015

Wonderita was cured by a simple avocado oil remedy you can make at home.
Sat Jul 4 19:38:05 2015

Wonderita was cured by a simple avocado oil remedy you can make at home.
Sat Jul 11 07:38:05 2015

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Sat Jul 25 13:38:06 2015

The other side of the building's where fudge is made.
Sat Aug 1 16:38:06 2015

Almost said 'Bless me bagpipes', but it seemed a little too on-the-beak.
Sat Aug 8 16:38:06 2015

A smarter sorceress would control Wonderella and turn her against Rita, but that's why she's a B-lister I guess.
Sat Aug 15 07:38:06 2015

Hitlerella made over 75 dollars that night!!
Sat Aug 22 16:38:06 2015

The Burglar's trademark gimmick is 'Bags With Large Dollar Signs On Them'
Sun Aug 30 13:38:07 2015

It's good that Wonderella keeps mentioning they're superheroes because I sometimes forget.
Sun Aug 30 16:38:07 2015

It's good that Wonderella keeps mentioning they're superheroes because I sometimes forget.
Sat Sep 5 16:38:05 2015

Also Rita where did you learn advanced quantum mechanics never mind I'm too far awayyyy
Sat Sep 12 16:38:05 2015

Super selective hearing.
Sat Sep 12 19:38:04 2015

Super selective hearing.
Sun Sep 13 13:38:06 2015

Super selective hearing.
Sat Sep 19 16:38:07 2015

Not a fan of these paleo bars.
Sat Sep 19 21:38:06 2015

Not a fan of these paleo bars.
Sat Sep 26 16:38:04 2015

Continuing a time-honored tradition of New Yorkers sending their problems to Jersey.
Sun Sep 27 01:38:05 2015

Continuing a time-honored tradition of New Yorkers sending their problems to Jersey.
Sun Sep 27 13:38:05 2015

Continuing a time-honored tradition of New Yorkers sending their problems to Jersey.
Sat Oct 3 16:38:04 2015

Hitlerella pronounces it 'yaegoff'.
Sat Oct 10 16:38:05 2015

Technically no extra calories if it was already part of you.
Sun Oct 11 16:38:05 2015

Technically no extra calories if it was already part of you.
Sat Oct 24 16:38:05 2015

You see, something special happens when a holy spirit loves an engaged woman very much...
Sat Nov 7 13:38:05 2015

Next week: a strange man sells Wonderella a monorail. Leonard Nimoy guest stars.
Sat Nov 14 16:38:05 2015

Not to be outdone, Bear is also a bottle opener.
Sat Nov 21 16:38:06 2015

Apologies to anyone offended that I've gendered gravy
Sat Nov 28 13:38:05 2015

Not much was eaten, but in their defense it was a large bird.
Sat Dec 12 13:38:04 2015

Heava high.
Sat Dec 12 19:38:13 2015

Heava high.
Sat Dec 19 16:38:05 2015

700,000 henchmen would take forever to draw, so I'm glad Wonderella's too much of a prick to see them.
Sat Dec 26 13:38:05 2015

quick tip - maybe point ALL the speakers at the city instead of half at the sea.
Sat Jan 2 01:38:04 2016

I refrained from adding three popped collars to 2005.
Sat Jan 9 13:38:07 2016

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? AN ABOMINATION AND YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR MISDEEDS.
Sat Jan 9 16:38:06 2016

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? AN ABOMINATION AND YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR MISDEEDS.
Sat Jan 9 23:38:04 2016

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? AN ABOMINATION AND YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR MISDEEDS.
Sat Jan 16 16:38:05 2016

At least she woke up before it became a sex dream.
Sat Jan 30 16:38:07 2016

A good watch battery goes a long way.
Sun Jan 31 16:38:08 2016

A good watch battery goes a long way.
Sun Jan 31 19:38:08 2016

A good watch battery goes a long way.
Sat Feb 6 16:38:05 2016

$30 service fee for flipping a goddamn switch YOU GREEDY VULTURES
Sat Feb 13 16:38:05 2016

It is never too soon to support the fine drinking establishments in New Orleans.
Sat Feb 20 13:38:06 2016

A shameless exercise to extend my copyrights on Breadbeard, Wattson and House Speaker Paul Ryan.
Sat Feb 27 16:38:04 2016

Keplar VI doesn't need to be inhabitable if they're necrotic tho.
Sat Feb 27 19:38:05 2016

Keplar VI doesn't need to be inhabitable if they're necrotic tho.
Sat Mar 5 13:38:06 2016

And to think he passed on fighting Megaman for this date.
Sat Mar 5 21:38:06 2016

And to think he passed on fighting Megaman for this date.
Sat Mar 12 16:38:06 2016

Soundtrack by 1968-1972.
Sun Mar 13 13:38:07 2016

Soundtrack by 1968-1972.
Sat Apr 2 07:38:06 2016

Some of those clouds in the background look like butts. Can't unsee it now.
Sun Apr 3 13:38:06 2016

Some of those clouds in the background look like butts. Can't unsee it now.
Sat Apr 9 13:38:05 2016

Thoroughbred Braggadocio will be playing at the Stardust on 7th this weekend. $10 cover charge.
Sat Apr 9 19:38:08 2016

Thoroughbred Braggadocio will be playing at The Stardust on 7th this weekend. $10 cover charge.
Sat Apr 16 16:38:05 2016

Dana can carry up to two potions at a time, or more if they are in cube form.
Sat Apr 23 13:38:07 2016

'Hey, everyone blows up chunks sometimes' her bartender said.
Sat Apr 30 23:38:05 2016

I accidentally want that lamp now.
Sat May 14 07:38:07 2016

Good thing she wore a watch for the first time ever.
Sat May 21 07:38:08 2016

Where do I even point the word bubbles with these guys
Sun May 22 13:38:08 2016

Where do I even point the word bubbles with these guys
Sat May 28 07:38:07 2016

WHALE-ZOR WILL WAIT IN THE HALL
Sat May 28 13:38:05 2016

WHALE-ZOR WILL WAIT IN THE HALL
Sat Jun 4 13:38:07 2016

It's SO like Unit X2673 to close his eyes in his ID photo. Classic X2673.
Sat Jun 11 13:38:05 2016

Sorry I didn't have enough space for Dr. Catfish.
Sat Jun 11 16:38:04 2016

Sorry I didn't have enough space for Dr. Catfish.
Sat Jun 18 07:38:05 2016

WHO KEEPS STEALING OUR GLASSES?!
Sat Jun 18 13:38:05 2016

WHO KEEPS STEALING OUR GLASSES?!
Sat Jun 25 16:38:06 2016

This hyperbolium comic is the best page I've ever made.
Sat Jul 2 13:38:05 2016

If you cause American icons to spontaneously combust, please be mindful of nearby pets.
Sat Jul 9 13:38:05 2016

At least they used coasters.
Sat Jul 16 07:38:07 2016

Wonderella has decided they will be allies and that's just how it's going to be.
Sat Jul 30 16:38:06 2016

Now matter-eating, THERE'S a superpower.
Sat Aug 6 07:38:05 2016

I hope spiders live more than two days, or I'm going to look like a horse's ass.
Sat Aug 13 07:38:06 2016

If only she could have slapped an overhang, like a teenage boy. The previous sentence raises the importance of commas.
Sat Aug 20 19:38:06 2016

To clarify, Rita has been 20 for 10 years.
Sun Aug 21 13:38:05 2016

To clarify, Rita has been 20 for 10 years.
Sun Aug 28 13:38:06 2016

Like the bride at her own wedding, Wonderella Prime must keep hopelessly, hostessly sober.
Sun Aug 28 16:38:06 2016

Like the bride at her own wedding, Wonderella Prime must keep hopelessly, hostessly sober.
Sat Oct 8 19:38:06 2016

Rita knows that only Glad-Lock bags have the yellow-and-blue-make-green seal.
Sat Dec 31 07:38:06 2016

new year's eve more like new year's grieve am i right ladies and gentlemen
Sat Mar 18 19:38:11 2017

99 problems but a Hilbert ain't one.
Sun Mar 19 13:38:09 2017

99 problems but a Hilbert ain't one.
Sat Jun 3 13:38:12 2017

History's Greatest Monster... so far.
Sat Jul 1 13:38:10 2017

How does the gauntlet float then tho
Tue Oct 10 23:42:45 2017

How does the gauntlet float then tho
Sat Oct 28 13:38:09 2017

Looks like a hip joint!!!
Sat Oct 28 16:38:16 2017

Looks like a hip joint!!!
Sat Nov 18 16:38:09 2017

Just kidding about shares friends, PLEASE SHARE THIS COMIC
Sat Mar 17 19:38:09 2018

but where did they get the butter
Sun Mar 18 21:38:09 2018

but where did they get the butter
Sat Oct 20 12:18:14 2018

Hope nobody on that city block needed water for a few weeks.
Sun Oct 21 17:19:48 2018

Hope nobody on that city block needed water for a few weeks.
Mon Oct 22 17:18:16 2018

Hope nobody on that city block needed water for a few weeks.
Tue Oct 30 17:18:14 2018

Ain't no rule says a dog can't play devil's advocate
Sat Nov 17 05:18:13 2018

some of this is probably on me.
Sat Dec 22 05:18:16 2018

He's making a list, he's checking it twice. Explains the whole thing anyway, it's kind of a vice. Taskmaker is gonna expound.
Tue Jan 1 05:18:11 2019

Wonderella's definition of healing potions may differ from yours.
Sat Feb 9 12:18:10 2019

Coolant leaks are no joke, have your android replicant inspected regularly.
Sat Mar 16 05:18:14 2019

Becoming a Pony is on page 16 of Rita's bucket list and it is NOT crossed off.
Sat Apr 20 05:18:11 2019

You might even become a superhero too if you have several billion dollars and untreated PTSD.
Sat Jun 29 21:18:12 2019

Remember when Mr. Freeze was the worst ICE-based villain?
Mon Aug 5 05:18:11 2019

I, too, love up-arrow or perhaps house app.